***Historical Avante Moment--YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS***

[DeadlyDynasty]

-So earlier this week Avante picked the Colts (-2.5). As expected, the Colts start getting destroyed. Fast forward to 38-10. Avante creates a thread talking shit about Andrew Luck.

Lo and behold, the Colts mount the 2nd greatest PO comeback in NFL history, and here's the kicker--THE CHIEFS STILL COVERED AND HE LOST AGAIN:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[AchillesHeel]

:lmao

[jimbo]

hoooooooolyyyy shit, that's unreal :wow

:depressed

:cry why does he have to be a russell wilson fan :cry

[HarlemHeat37]

Man, it's actually starting to freak me out a little, tbh:lol..

The craziest thing is that he keeps surpassing our expectations of failure, tbh..he takes it to another level, he's somehow getting worse every week..

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao OLD FAGGOT :lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

old fagg:lolt disappeared faster than mookie at a TING family reunion after that Luck comeback

[jeebus]

http://i.imgur.com/L24cy.gif

[Raven]

trill now you have no excuse tbh.

[AchillesHeel]

I wonder if Avante has anything else up his sleeve, this was just the first game of the POs.

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

:lmao

[leemajors]

:tu

[DAF86]

:lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

I hold Avante responsible for all KC's injuries too. This guy killed Megatron and the Seattle 12th man 2 weeks ago. He is the AntiChrist.

[SupremeGuy]

LMAO that's fucking awesome :lmao

[Floyd Pacquiao]

:lol it is scary at this point, tbh.

[jeebus]

He probably wore a condom and Judy was on the pill when little Mason was conceived.

[AchillesHeel]

He probably wore a condom and Judy was on the pill when little Mason was conceived.

:lmao

[Floyd Pacquiao]

Not even ammuseddaysleeper (starting gamethreads getting players hurt etc) had as much powers as this joke. WoW is all I can say...

[benefactor]

:lol...that's actually pretty incredible.

[GoodOdor]

I ain;t even mad, I'm impressed:lol

[J.T.]

I hold Avante responsible for all KC's injuries too. This guy killed Megatron and the Seattle 12th man 2 weeks ago. He is the AntiChrist.

Nah the Colts field and Andrew Luck are totally the Co-MVPs of this game.

[DeadlyDynasty]

The craziest thing is that he keeps surpassing our expectations of failure, tbh..he takes it to another level, he's somehow getting worse every week..
Really eerie, tbh. On a more serious note, if any of you have loved ones attending a playoff game where Avante bet the home team, tell them to stay home. The next level of jinxing is a team-plane crash or terrorist attack.

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lmao such faggotry

[hehateme]

Avante needs to cut the shit and predict his SB winner already so I can hedge my bets.

[ShinerBlack]

Never had an issue with Avante before, but thanks for nothing fuckhead!

[resistanze]

-So earlier this week Avante picked the Colts (-2.5). As expected, the Colts start getting destroyed. Fast forward to 38-10. Avante creates a thread talking shit about Andrew Luck.

Lo and behold, the Colts mount the 2nd greatest PO comeback in NFL history, and here's the kicker--THE CHIEFS STILL COVERED AND HE LOST AGAIN:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao
:lol holy fuck.

[Trainwreck2100]

Never had an issue with Avante before, but thanks for nothing fuckhead!

welcome to the club

[Brazil]

:lmao

[jimbo]

Never had an issue with Avante before, but thanks for nothing fuckhead!

Tbh, I was gonna make a thread asking what it's like to be a fan of a team Avante's fucked.

I wouldn't be able to handle it. I'll get mine when he screws Russell Wilson.

[ShinerBlack]

Tbh, I was gonna make a thread asking what it's like to be a fan of a team Avante's fucked.

I wouldn't be able to handle it. I'll get mine when he screws Russell Wilson.
it's this plain and simple ::nutkick:

[DeadlyDynasty]

If he can somehow unjinx the Bills and break them of their 15-year drought I will join his flock

[johnsmith]

I'm almost as nervous for avantes pick regarding the broncos game next week as I am the actual game.

Fuck, if he picks the broncos to win, I may as well not even bother with watching the game.

[ShinerBlack]

I'm almost as nervous for avantes pick regarding the broncos game next week as I am the actual game.

Fuck, if he picks the broncos to win, I may as well not even bother with watching the game.
Dont worry, he'll start a new thread mid game and everything will turn around for you :lol

[Chinook]

He's like Biff in Back to the Future 2, but he accidentally picked up a copy his past self had written in which he got everything wrong. Some paradoxical stuff right there.

[spurraider21]

I hold Avante responsible for all KC's injuries too. This guy killed Megatron and the Seattle 12th man 2 weeks ago. He is the AntiChrist.
He picked the Pack over the Bears around midseason and said he would stop posting his picks in the NFL forum if he was wrong. Rodgers proceeded to get hurt

[johnsmith]

He picked the Pack over the Bears around midseason and said he would stop posting his picks in the NFL forum if he was wrong. Rodgers proceeded to get hurt

They should put avante on the cover of next years Madden tbh.

[Raven]

I'm almost as nervous for avantes pick regarding the broncos game next week as I am the actual game.

Fuck, if he picks the broncos to win, I may as well not even bother with watching the game.

don't worry, you guys don't have a sub 4.5 rb that has some sort of track history or a black qb, so he probably won't pick you.

[Raven]

If he can somehow unjinx the Bills and break them of their 15-year drought I will join his flock

none can do that tbh

[J.T.]

So I was oblivious to the fact that Avante had made a thread trolling Luck while the game was going on. My old roommate from college stopped by and he hates football. I had set up a second (smaller) TV and was watching the game muted while we played PS4 on the larger TV. At halftime I went to get food and my friend left. As he was leaving he saw the score and did the whole "sorry man" thing. I told him that it was possible the Colts could do what the Chiefs did in the second half and win the game. He thought that was being too optimistic because that would mean we stopped them from scoring a lot. For the second half I watched the game with sound on the big TV and I was not once worried that the Colts wouldn't pull it out. I highly dislike Avante. He is one of the most thoroughly annoying people to talk to in the history of SpursTalk. But damn does he have some mystical jinx powers.

[spurraider21]

^ playing ps4 during your teams playoff game? The football gods should have smited you then and there tbh

[Trill Clinton]

-So earlier this week Avante picked the Colts (-2.5). As expected, the Colts start getting destroyed. Fast forward to 38-10. Avante creates a thread talking shit about Andrew Luck.

Lo and behold, the Colts mount the 2nd greatest PO comeback in NFL history, and here's the kicker--THE CHIEFS STILL COVERED AND HE LOST AGAIN:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao


:rollin:rollin:rollin


avante still my ace tho.

[J.T.]

^ playing ps4 during your teams playoff game? The football gods should have smited you then and there tbh

I wasn't playing. I strategically timed passing the controller to him when the game started and it had my undivided attention. I checked in on him during commercials.

[tlongII]

I wonder how much money he owes his bookie?

[DJR210]

Lmfao, old raping faggot.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Still one of the all-time gold standards in NFL Forum stupidity, tbh.

:lmao Avante

[chunticakes]

Never gets old, tbh. And he managed to get the Bills in the playoffs too!

[benefactor]

:lol

[Avante]

:lol Still one of the all-time gold standards in NFL Forum stupidity, tbh.

:lmao Avante

Spurraider (2015)....this will be Avantes Betting Tracker thread.
Avante....well then time for me to actually play my legit plays, show off.

Week one... 330 in the hole.

The Forum....HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING LOSER...IDIOT...MORON

Would end up winning over 2000 right there in that Avante Betting thread.

Avante...so, how do ya like me now
The Forum....crickets.

Where is that thread at anyway?