Denver: prepare your anus

[DeadlyDynasty]

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[DUNCANownsKOBE]

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[DeadlyDynasty]

Where are his other 6 creatures in that pic?:lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol I couldn't find a family pic, but this is hilarious:

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[Clipper Nation]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rwNP2jfI_E

Philbilly's about to thump the Donks like he thumps his Bible :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

There's gonna be santorum dripping from Peyton's ass by the time Philbilly's done with him :lol

[Robz4000]

Philbilly swaggin it up. Gonna go raw in Peyton's ass next Sunday.

THANK YOU BASED RIVERS

[dirk4mvp]

When did Rivers become such a popular meme tbh? He is weirdly closing in on Brady as /sp/'s posterboy.

[Floyd Pacquiao]

I can seriously see the chargers running the table and winning it all. they're getting hot at the right time, tbh.

[Robz4000]

When did Rivers become such a popular meme tbh? He is weirdly closing in on Brady as /sp/'s posterboy.

I blame the facial expressions tbh; they're one of a kind.

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[DeadlyDynasty]

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Philbilly's about to thump the Donks like he thumps his Bible :lol


There's gonna be santorum dripping from Peyton's ass by the time Philbilly's done with him :lol

:lolHe's such a goofy redneck bastard but the NFL playoffs are much more interesting with him in it. Denver will rightfully be heavy favorites, but you just know Peyton was throwing shit at the TV the entire second half of the Bengals game:lol

[MeloHype]

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[DeadlyDynasty]

I can seriously see the chargers running the table and winning it all. they're getting hot at the right time, tbh.
I get that feeling too. Trying to decipher who has the next Flacco or Eli run in them, and the matchups may just favor SD

[TIMMYtoZO]

I get that feeling too. Trying to decipher who has the next Flacco or Eli run in them, and the matchups may just favor SD

Or Indy, tbh.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

If the Chargers somehow win it all then that Philadelphia home opener streak will become straight up spooky

[lefty]

We are gonna tap that ass








lol we

[vander]

lefty are you actually a charger fan or did you lose a bet or something?

[lefty]

lefty are you actually a charger fan or did you lose a bet or something?
Charger fan TBH


I dont bet anymore TBH (because I never win)

[Thebesteva]

Is this the same Chargers that barely beat KC 2nd team 2 weeks ago? I dunno we'll see

[MeloHype]

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[Clipper Nation]

Is this the same Chargers that barely beat KC 2nd team 2 weeks ago? I dunno we'll see

Same Chargers team that beat Denver in Denver a few weeks ago, tbh....

[HarlemHeat37]

Rivers owns Denver more than any QB in the NFL, but I'm still pretty confident about this game, tbh..

[Thebesteva]

Same Chargers team that beat Denver in Denver a few weeks ago, tbh....

Yes because regular season wins usually translates to post season wins

[monosylab1k]

Yes because regular season wins usually translates to post season wins

We'll take it from a Peyton fan, they know this better than anyone.

[Ghazi]

Chargers "getting hot at the right time"

aka needing a bunch of teams to lose, barely beating the Chiefs resting half their shitty team, then beating fuckng Andy Dalton in the playoffs

get outta here, Broncos are gonna win this convincingly.

[MeloHype]

Chargers "getting hot at the right time"

aka needing a bunch of teams to lose, barely beating the Chiefs resting half their shitty team, then beating fuckng Andy Dalton in the playoffs

get outta here, Broncos are gonna win this convincingly.
Panthers barely beat the falcons :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

Can't wait to see what the Chargers moneyline is:drool:


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[lefty]

http://cbssports.com/images/blogs/philip-rivers-bolo-tie-bengals-win.jpg


CROFL at the background


Dude actually looks like a hotel planner

[monosylab1k]

Chargers "getting hot at the right time"

aka needing a bunch of teams to lose, barely beating the Chiefs resting half their shitty team, then beating fuckng Andy Dalton in the playoffs

get outta here, Broncos are gonna win this convincingly.

all that sounds almost exactly like the 2011 Giants.

[Thebesteva]

all that sounds almost exactly like the 2011 Giants.

You're praying Broncos dont win to avoid them. I know the feeling

[Sean Cagney]

If the Chargers somehow win it all then that Philadelphia home opener streak will become straight up spooky

Yeah it will. It will be up there with the Madden curse.

[monosylab1k]

You're praying Broncos dont win to avoid them. I know the feeling

I'm far more worried about facing Andrew Luck than Playoff Manning.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Would love to see the Luck Magic continue, but I think they blew their load in the 2nd half. BB will put Talib on T.Y., and it'll probably be put away with a late score...31-17 Pats

[Clipper Nation]

You're praying Broncos dont win to avoid them. I know the feeling

:lol Please.... if Fivehead manages to avoid choking to the Chargers yet again, he'd better pray that the Colts win, because he'll definitely choke against the Pats....

[SupremeGuy]

I really don't see how the Broncos lose, tbh.

Think this just might be Peyton's "great" year.

[Raven]

they are all healthy, that's the thing...

[johnsmith]

Thanks to 15 seasons of being conditioned for disappointment, I find myself extremely concerned about this game.


Well, that and our defense is awful.

[TheSanityAnnex]

This was supposed to be a rebuilding year for the Chargers and they've somehow made the playoffs and won their first game. It's all house money now, wouldn't surprise me if they beat Peyton once again.

[MultiTroll]

This was supposed to be a rebuilding year for the Chargers and they've somehow made the playoffs and won their first game. It's all house money now, wouldn't surprise me if they beat Peyton once again.
Weddle, overated as he is, confirms what you wrote. Says Chargers are playing loose and it's helping.
Incidentally, what is up with his haircut? Has he been seen with Coach Rump Humper in Hillcrest?

[vander]

Thanks to 15 seasons of being conditioned for disappointment, I find myself extremely concerned about this game.


Well, that and our defense is awful.

you're going to talk about "conditioned for disappointment" in a Charger-related thread?
give me a break

[johnsmith]

you're going to talk about "conditioned for disappointment" in a Charger-related thread?
give me a break

Lol!

Good point...my bad

[rascal]

We'll take it from a Peyton fan, they know this better than anyone.

I know you want San Diego because you're afraid of Denver.

[rascal]

This was supposed to be a rebuilding year for the Chargers and they've somehow made the playoffs and won their first game. It's all house money now, wouldn't surprise me if they beat Peyton once again.

Chargers are pretenders . They were lucky to face turnover Dalton in round one. Manning will get another Super Bowl this year, his last.

[rascal]

I really don't see how the Broncos lose, tbh.

Think this just might be Peyton's "great" year.

No way Manning goes down in round one after the season he had.

[rascal]

I'm far more worried about facing Andrew Luck than Playoff Manning.

No way. Manning has far more weapons.

[DeadlyDynasty]

^Didn't you admit to having a crippling gambling addiction, going 0-7 in your FF leagues this year, and having a failed marriage, tbh?

[Clipper Nation]

No way Manning goes down in round one after the season he had.

This same shit is literally said about Fivehead every year :lol

[Clipper Nation]

Chargers are pretenders . They were lucky to face turnover Dalton in round one. Manning will get another Super Bowl this year, his last.

A Fivehead slurper really shouldn't be talking about turnovers in the playoffs :lol

[resistanze]

^Didn't you admit to having a crippling gambling addiction, going 0-7 in your FF leagues this year, and having a failed marriage, tbh?

:lol Jacob1953

[monosylab1k]

I know you want San Diego because you're afraid of Denver.

It would suck way more to lose to San Diego than Denver.

[BUMP]

^Didn't you admit to having a crippling gambling addiction, going 0-7 in your FF leagues this year, and having a failed marriage, tbh?

i think it was even worse than all of that.

pretty sure this is the guy that made the epic "I am a Loser thread"

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

^Didn't you admit to having a crippling gambling addiction, going 0-7 in your FF leagues this year, and having a failed marriage, tbh?


I am a loser with women and with making money.
Other areas I am all right. I am not a bad looking guy and am athletic so it wasn't like I was some strange nerd who was only into books.

I never had any dates in high school or even college. Just didn't feel like I had anything to offer or that a girl would even be interested. I didn't even touch a girl until I was 28, didn't have a relationship until 38 and married a woman I was not even attracted to at 48 (because I thought I would never get married with my track record). I really feel sorry for my wife.


I thought getting a college degree in engineering would help me land a good paying job, it never did. I am working a low paying job similar to what I worked before I got the degree. UTSA in San Antonio does not have a good engineering program at least when I went to school there. I came out ill prepared to do well in the field.

I lifted weights for over 30 years and I would say that it didn't help much with getting girls interested or building confidence. I could never get the girls I was really attracted to(blue eyed brunettes), they never seemed to be available and the one girl that I thought I had a shot at in college I just would get really nervous the times I tried to talk to her so I felt I had no shot in hell with her and never even tried asking her on a date. This I regret because I never met another girl the way I felt for this particular girl.

So I am saying to the young readers out there if there is a girl you want go for it because the ship may sail away and you will be left with a life of regret.

This thread is also for all the losers to say you are not alone, there are other people who have experiences like you. Don't be afraid to stand up and call yourself a loser, don't care what others think, and try to make the necessary changes and I hope you have better luck than I did.

[HI-FI]

agree with rascal on the blue eyed brunettes part.

[Thebesteva]

TEE HEE appropriate bump is appropriate

[Robz4000]

Admit it, your ass was clenching tight during that fourth quarter.

[Clipper Nation]

TEE HEE appropriate bump is appropriate

:lol You know you were scurred as fuck during the 4th, just waiting for Fivehead to throw his usual pick-six....

[HI-FI]

:lol You know you were scurred as fuck during the 4th, just waiting for Fivehead to throw his usual pick-six....

Manning had a very good game. that INT should've been a TD if not for Decker's usual drops. That throw to Welker was beautiful but he dropped that shit. Game really shouldn't even been as close but defense coasted too much at the end. Then Peyton relied on his Eli connection to make some clutch throws at the end. Meanwhile his head-to-head stats against Rivers are better, despite Rivers having some really good teams around him.

[Thebesteva]

:lol You know you were scurred as fuck during the 4th, just waiting for Fivehead to throw his usual pick-six....

LOL obviously but I really believe in this team. Root for the AFC west team nigga, do something right for once god dangit CN. I believe

[Thebesteva]

Admit it, your ass was clenching tight during that fourth quarter.

Asshole was tighter than Kool aids when the cops role by

[johnsmith]

It started feeling an awful lot like last year, but in the end, the good guys prevailed.

[MultiTroll]

Manning had a very good game. that INT should've been a TD if not for Decker's usual drops.
Manning hand delivered the opening drive pick that Sharece Wright simply dropped at the 6 yard line.
Right in his stomach.


Meanwhile his head-to-head stats against Rivers are better, despite Rivers having some really good teams around him

Not today.
5 head was good but Rivers was just as good. Purely on stats Rivers was better.
Both Rivers and Manning have historically had very poor playoff support.