Just received a default on my lease - need help

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Today I called maintenance to fix my closet door that continued to fall off in my shitty apartment. In doing so, I accidentally slipped out that I had two pet cats. I woke up from a nap to see that I received a default on my lease stating I need to get rid of my cats or else I would receive a fee.

This apartment has been horrible. It's nice and right by campus, however, there has been multiple issues with the apartment. I also have no interest in removing my cats from the premises. I can pay a fee of $300 and keep ONE cat, but that seems not likely because these two cats are related and they cannot be separated.

I am pondering not paying the fine and getting evicted. I am a college student; therefore I am broke and cannot afford to pay all these stupid ass fees and continue paying rent. I am sure I'm not the only one that has been through this, so I need advice on the best possible option and/or what I should do or if I'm not making the 'smart' decision.

If you guys need any more information, I will be happy to give it to you.

[thunderup]

:lol pet cats
:lol faggot

[Buddy Mignon]

Only fags and lonely chicks have cats.

[DJR210]

Lmao could have least fronted and said you had two pits...

I would like to request more info..

1. Do you believe you were born gay, or is it a choice?
2. What are your cat's names?
3. Did the closet break when you came flying out of it?

[The Reckoning]

classic thread in the making

[The Reckoning]

scrub right here


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlmjslPjmek&feature=youtu.be

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Only fags and lonely chicks have cats.

Blind mindless smack.

Dogs eat shit and are an emotional crutch because they love their masters unconditionally. Some people desperately need the unconditional part.

[DJR210]

classic thread in the making

:lol

[The Reckoning]

lol cat man. what a sad life.

[thunderup]

Blind mindless smack.

Dogs eat shit and are an emotional crutch because they love their masters unconditionally. Some people desperately need the unconditional part.
Nobody was talking to you, faggot ass effeminate pussy. Go back to fulfilling your life by trying to prove people wrong in AGW related threads.

[Trill Clinton]

Today I called maintenance to fix my closet door that continued to fall off in my shitty apartment. In doing so, I accidentally slipped out that I had two pet cats. I woke up from a nap to see that I received a default on my lease stating I need to get rid of my cats or else I would receive a fee.

This apartment has been horrible. It's nice and right by campus, however, there has been multiple issues with the apartment. I also have no interest in removing my cats from the premises. I can pay a fee of $300 and keep ONE cat, but that seems not likely because these two cats are related and they cannot be separated.

I am pondering not paying the fine and getting evicted. I am a college student; therefore I am broke and cannot afford to pay all these stupid ass fees and continue paying rent. I am sure I'm not the only one that has been through this, so I need advice on the best possible option and/or what I should do or if I'm not making the 'smart' decision.

If you guys need any more information, I will be happy to give it to you.

http://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/charlie-murphy-crazy-laugh.gif

what the fuck are you doing with cats, doggie???


if they're feral cats....


http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/thumb/555322240.gif?1333773919

[TSA]

Blind mindless smack.

Dogs eat shit and are an emotional crutch because they love their masters unconditionally. Some people desperately need the unconditional part.

^^^^
:lmao owns five cats

[Summers]

Today I called maintenance to fix my closet door that continued to fall off in my shitty apartment. In doing so, I accidentally slipped out that I had two pet cats. I woke up from a nap to see that I received a default on my lease stating I need to get rid of my cats or else I would receive a fee.

This apartment has been horrible. It's nice and right by campus, however, there has been multiple issues with the apartment. I also have no interest in removing my cats from the premises. I can pay a fee of $300 and keep ONE cat, but that seems not likely because these two cats are related and they cannot be separated.

I am pondering not paying the fine and getting evicted. I am a college student; therefore I am broke and cannot afford to pay all these stupid ass fees and continue paying rent. I am sure I'm not the only one that has been through this, so I need advice on the best possible option and/or what I should do or if I'm not making the 'smart' decision.

If you guys need any more information, I will be happy to give it to you.

Well, my opinion on this is going to be skewed by the fact that I managed apartments for 10 years. So here's my take (and advice) on it.

I would avoid being evicted at all costs if I were you. It may not sound like a big deal, but you've signed a lease that says you'll pay rent for a full year. If you get evicted because you've broken the rules, you will still owe them rent for a full year. And they will get their money. They will put a lien on your credit, which means when you're ready to buy a new car, you can't until you pay off the apartment complex. If your parents are your cosigners, they will get a lien on their credit. Check with your parents to see if they'd like to have a lien on their credit.

It doesn't matter how shitty the apartment is or how shitty the maintenance is or how rude the manager is. If you signed a lease saying you understand you are not allowed to have pets or you will notify management if you get a pet and pay a pet deposit, then you are breaking the lease. It was your decision to get the cats when you knew you weren't supposed to have them. If you couldn't afford the deposit, you shouldn't have made the commitment to get the cats. Suck it up and pay the fee. I was always willing to work with tenants and let them pay pet fees over 3 months, but that's because I was an incredibly nice apartment manager. Yours may not be, but it doesn't hurt to ask. At this point she's probably just annoyed you lied about the cats and now you're being a baby about paying the fees you owe her.

Lastly, as a former apartment manager, here's my rant about people and their damn pets. Everyone thinks his pet doesn't stink, but *every* animal leaves an apartment smelling like piss and sometimes poop. Every single one. Animals stink to those of us who don't live with them. One cat in the apartment for a year means that brand new carpet has to be replaced again at a cost of over $1000 because it smells like piss. Cats spray the walls. Sometimes they spray the electrical outlets and short-circuit an entire wall. Dogs chew the carpet and the window frames and the doors and the air-intake covers. That is the purpose of the animal deposit, but it usually only covers a fraction of the damage pets do.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Blind mindless smack.

Dogs eat shit and are an emotional crutch because they love their masters unconditionally. Some people desperately need the unconditional part.

:lol something that you feed, clean up after and take care of better love you unconditionally. Owning a cat that doesn't show any appreciation is the equivalent of being a cuckold with a wife who uses your money for "personal training sessions" with the guy she's fucking :lol

[Buddy Mignon]

Blind mindless smack.Dogs eat shit and are an emotional crutch because they love their masters unconditionally. Some people desperately need the unconditional part.Dude... you own five cats?!?! What a fucking loser... even more than the OP.

[thunderup]

:lol something that you feed, clean up after and take care of better love you unconditionally. Owning a cat that doesn't show any appreciation is the equivalent of being a cuckold with a wife who uses your money for "personal training sessions" with the guy she's fucking :lol
:lmao:lmao:lmao

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Dude... you own five cats?!?! What a fucking loser... even more than the OP.

20 minutes and that is the best that you could come up with? A blind flail?

Sad.

[jeebus]

http://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/charlie-murphy-crazy-laugh.gif

what the fuck are you doing with cats, doggie???


if they're feral cats....


http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/thumb/555322240.gif?1333773919

trill with the goods :tu

yes I agreed with him. miracles do happen :lol

[Rogue]

maybe you can donate the cats to a teacher who also loves cats. the campus can be a new home to them cats imho. I usually see cats walking leisurely around on our campus as well, and sometimes they even loiter into the classroom when the class is going on. The cats are the hosts of our school imho, while we the students are the guests. All it takes is a teacher who loves cats and who offers them food on a regular basis.

[Buddy Mignon]

20 minutes and that is the best that you could come up with? A blind flail?Sad.If you are a man and you own five cats you have major issues. Id respect you more if you were gay.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

:lol something that you feed, clean up after and take care of better love you unconditionally. Owning a cat that doesn't show any appreciation is the equivalent of being a cuckold with a wife who uses your money for "personal training sessions" with the guy she's fucking :lol

I get the notion of reciprocity. A bad animal is a bad animal. At the same time the capacity of another human to love something unconditionally should not be demeaned. There is also a converse.

Hating on cats because they don't instantly love you is the equivalent of getting mad at your date because shes not under the table sucking your dick because you took her to Chili's.

I don't get emotional like that towards my cat or dog though. I am not a fan of dogs because they eat shit. When you have to buy a shock collar to keep the fucker out of the litterbox then that is a problem. And lick my face? Fuck that.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

If you are a man and you own five cats you have major issues. Id respect you more if you were gay.

Oh noes! FWIW, I have two.

[Buddy Mignon]

I'm sorry... I forgot to offer advice. Problem solved.

ALOp4NvELkI

[Buddy Mignon]

Oh noes! FWIW, I have two.

Do you own dolls, too?

[DJR210]

Oh noes! FWIW, I have two.

:lol

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Do you own dolls, too?

Do you own yorkies?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

The OP should just get rid of the fucking cats. It's a college campus so there's undoubtedly some artsy fartsy bitch in the area who'll adopt so she can sit around with them and paint pictures all day. From the sound of it you struggle to handle the responsibilities of an adult, the last thing you need are two living creatures you need to be taking care of. Everything Summers said was right. Most college apartments are managed by totally cheap assholes, but there's nothing that makes you lose credibility as a tenant more than a blatant contract violation like your situation. An eviction on your record will also make it impossible for you to get a decent lease again.

Also, whatever your security deposit is, charge that one to the game because you're not getting it back :lmao

[DJR210]

Awaits Scrubs thoughts on the events that have transpired thus far in what I say is easily the thread of the new year..

[Rogue]

+1. A teacher in our school who's a lifelong celibate (approaching the 60 mark, never married) loves cats as much as her life imho, she offers food for those cats and I guess she's to be responsible for the wide presence of cats inside the school building and classrooms imho.

[Leetonidas]

tbh I wouldn't get rid of my cat, but I don't have two that's just me, I like cats. I also have 2 dogs (just recently put the 3rd one down) so inb4 "lol cat loving faggot"

[dirk4mvp]

*meow*

[Buddy Mignon]

tbh I wouldn't get rid of my cat, but I don't have two that's just me, I like cats. I also have 2 dogs (just recently put the 3rd one down) so inb4 "lol cat loving faggot"Lol... cat loving faggot.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

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[GoodOdor]

cats:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[DMC]

http://www.lolwtfcomics.com/upload/uploads/1315311880.gif

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Summers

It's more along the lines that I have been getting pissed with the complex over the shit that has transpired. It took them over a month to fix my damn heat and when I called they said they didn't ever put an order in to get the parts. Then when the parts came in it turned out we didn't even need the part (WTF?)

Being evicted is going to suck if it occurs. It's also going to put a strain on where we live. My cats are trained. Is it worth it to be evicted just to get out of this lease? Like I said, I'm not getting rid of my cats.

What are my best options in your opinion?

[Leetonidas]

Lol... cat loving faggot.

lol... Naruto loving faggot

[DMC]

I'd autofelch myself to death in church if I were you.

[Reck]

Was that a rule that got put into place after or was it already there when you moved in?

I had something similar happen at my building. So many people were bringing in pets (Mostly dogs, pitbulls) that they had to inact a policy where you couldn't have pets anymore.

Only people who are excempt from this rule are the handicapp people like blinds and elderly that depends on them on a daily basis.

There are also some cases where your dog gets grandfathered allowing you to keep him due to the non-existent pet clause.

Anyway, if you brought them cats in with those rules in you either pay up or get evicted. No way around that.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

And fuck all you cat haters. Cats are the fucking shit homie. We adopted them from my girls sister who was having a baby so she had to get rid of them

[DeadlyDynasty]

Rogue ain't really from China, we've been duped

[vy65]

http://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/charlie-murphy-crazy-laugh.gif

what the fuck are you doing with cats, doggie???


if they're feral cats....


http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/thumb/555322240.gif?1333773919

http://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/meh.ro6758.jpg

[Rogue]

your may try picking a secondary major in biology and pretend as if the cats were your laboratory guinea pigs

[vy65]

And lololol fuzzy the cuck

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Was that a rule that got put into place after or was it already there when you moved in?

I had something similar happen at my building. So many people were bringing in pets (Mostly dogs, pitbulls) that they had to inact a policy where you couldn't have pets anymore.

Only people who are excempt from this rule are the handicapp people like blinds and elderly that depends on them on a daily basis.

There are also some cases where your dog gets grandfathered allowing you to keep him due to the non-existent pet clause.

Anyway, if you brought them cats in with those rules in you either pay up or get evicted. No way around that.

This is my second year at this complex. At first, no pets were allowed, but they implemented sometime around last year. I didn't get the cats until this past Summer, so I didn't have the cats at the time they weren't allowed.

[monosylab1k]

:lol pet cats
:lol faggot

:lol

[Reck]

your may try picking a secondary major in biology and pretend as if the cats were your laboratory guinea pigs

That's right, leave the hampsters alone.

[vy65]

If it's for 300, tell them to go fuck themselves. Yah they can fuck with your credit, but chances are it's not worth their time going through all the motions (at least for securing a judgment against you for the remaining rent; the bit on your credit doesn't need to go through a court so that's different). You're a college kid and judgment proof so really the only thing you gotta worry about is the hit on your credit.

Or you could stop being a fagget and get rid of the cats ...

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao letting your girlfriend's sister dump her problems on you

You gonna adopt her kid after she doesn't want a child anymore?

[Rogue]

And fuck all you cat haters. Cats are the fucking shit homie. We adopted them from my girls sister who was having a baby so she had to get rid of them
cats are smart animals and I don't hate them. At least they ain't noisy like those barking dogs. And to be quite honest with you, having cats ain't nearly as big a problem as having a "girlfriend" at this point of your life time. I know shit's very common in today's society but guys need to be always aware that bitches are "dream killers", in the sense that a bitch will always prioritize her own desires above her guy's, and will dissuade his ambitions for the fear of him leaving the marriage/relationship if he attains success in his career (Tom Leykis, 2007). So a smart guy will never ever get married or have a serious relationship with a bitch while he's still in his 20s, imho.

[Reck]

:lmao letting your girlfriend's sister dump her problems on you

You gonna adopt her kid after she doesn't want a child anymore?

No lyfe scrub sounds like the type of person that gets duped all the time by random people.

Does she at least pay for the cat food and shit or did she dumped that responsibility on you too? :lol

[leemajors]

I get the notion of reciprocity. A bad animal is a bad animal. At the same time the capacity of another human to love something unconditionally should not be demeaned. There is also a converse.

Hating on cats because they don't instantly love you is the equivalent of getting mad at your date because shes not under the table sucking your dick because you took her to Chili's.

I don't get emotional like that towards my cat or dog though. I am not a fan of dogs because they eat shit. When you have to buy a shock collar to keep the fucker out of the litterbox then that is a problem. And lick my face? Fuck that.

Luckily my 10 year old dog has no interest in my 6 month old kitten's litter, or food. Pets are generally a reflection of their owners in my experience.
In regards to the OP, you're a dumbfuck who violated your lease. Pay up.

[Rogue]

Rogue ain't really from China, we've been duped
agree, awesome logic... chinks wouldn't allow any cats to walk through the campus, or anywhere. cats are food to them chinks, not pets. Chinks would catch the cats on sight, slice them in pieces and throw them into the pan right away :lol

[mrsmaalox]

I love cats. And dogs. But I don't think I could deal with them in a small apartment. Listen to Summers.

[DeadlyDynasty]

agree, awesome logic... chinks wouldn't allow any cats to walk through the campus, or anywhere. cats are food to them chinks, not pets. Chinks would catch the cats on sight, slice them in pieces and throw them into the pan right away :lol

Yeah yeah yeah...cheap, but u left the door open

[Thread]

This took place nigh on 50 years ago in the suburban hamlet of Brookpark, Ohio. I was collecting my paper route one night when I came upon a standard brown lunch bag laying on the sidewalk. I picked it up---it felt heavy, solid. I open it up and inside is a perfectly sectioned kitten. Not an ounce of blood was present anywhere, just the body parts of a cat formed as if the cat was alive and laying flat in that lunch bag. I God's.

[Huey Freeman]

:lmao
Today I called maintenance to fix my closet door that continued to fall off in my shitty apartment. In doing so, I accidentally slipped out that I had two pet cats. I woke up from a nap to see that I received a default on my lease stating I need to get rid of my cats or else I would receive a fee.

This apartment has been horrible. It's nice and right by campus, however, there has been multiple issues with the apartment. I also have no interest in removing my cats from the premises. I can pay a fee of $300 and keep ONE cat, but that seems not likely because these two cats are related and they cannot be separated.

I am pondering not paying the fine and getting evicted. I am a college student; therefore I am broke and cannot afford to pay all these stupid ass fees and continue paying rent. I am sure I'm not the only one that has been through this, so I need advice on the best possible option and/or what I should do or if I'm not making the 'smart' decision.

If you guys need any more information, I will be happy to give it to you.

Why in the fuck did you come on here asking this shit? :lmao

[Thebesteva]

:lol pet cats
:lol faggot

Lmao could have least fronted and said you had two pits...

I would like to request more info..

1. Do you believe you were born gay, or is it a choice?
2. What are your cat's names?
3. Did the closet break when you came flying out of it?

:lmao holy shit. Every once in a while something beautiful like this comes by in forum history.

[Thebesteva]

OP right here

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTCA6l021cxsknt4IqZ23b_QZ0tSy5Wp vQf1UqKGtUlugk-gWcICQ

[ChumpDumper]

Pay and keep both cats. What could happen?

[chunticakes]

ask cum newton to help you pay the fee.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Cum Newton

[TDMVPDPOY]

maybe you can donate the cats to a teacher who also loves cats. the campus can be a new home to them cats imho. I usually see cats walking leisurely around on our campus as well, and sometimes they even loiter into the classroom when the class is going on. The cats are the hosts of our school imho, while we the students are the guests. All it takes is a teacher who loves cats and who offers them food on a regular basis.

dont listen to this chinese clown,

he wants to eat it

[CuckingFunt]

Today I called maintenance to fix my closet door that continued to fall off in my shitty apartment. In doing so, I accidentally slipped out that I had two pet cats. I woke up from a nap to see that I received a default on my lease stating I need to get rid of my cats or else I would receive a fee.

This apartment has been horrible. It's nice and right by campus, however, there has been multiple issues with the apartment. I also have no interest in removing my cats from the premises. I can pay a fee of $300 and keep ONE cat, but that seems not likely because these two cats are related and they cannot be separated.

I am pondering not paying the fine and getting evicted. I am a college student; therefore I am broke and cannot afford to pay all these stupid ass fees and continue paying rent. I am sure I'm not the only one that has been through this, so I need advice on the best possible option and/or what I should do or if I'm not making the 'smart' decision.

If you guys need any more information, I will be happy to give it to you.

You would probably get a 30-day notice, which is not an eviction, but I wouldn't tempt fate either way. As of when I was still working in real estate/property management, an eviction stays on your record for ten years. And if a previous landlord reference mentions the 30-day notice, that could also be a red flag. We wouldn't have rented any of our units, no matter how shitty, to applicants with past evictions or who had been given a notice to vacate the premises for violating the terms of their lease (which, regardless the landlord's dedication to necessary repairs, you've done).

None of which is to say that a 30-day notice, or even a legal eviction proceeding, means you'll be homeless for the rest of your life. Plenty of private owners and even professional management companies won't check your past rental history or won't care much the information they get back, but you usually don't want to rent from those people. It has been my experience, both as property manager and property renter, that apartments you can get into without a rigorous application process are ones you probably don't want to live in.

I'm a pet lover, so I understand that it's a tough decision, but my advice would be to find a new home for your cats or to find a new home for you. And to do so quickly, before the management company takes things to the next level. Also keep in mind that if you're still in the lease period, the management company can break it early but you likely cannot do so legally. Whatever you choose to do, I would keep in close contact with the landlords and let them know your intentions so that you can hopefully find a compromise or work out some sort of arrangement. When I was in the business, we had a lot of arrogant young college students who were mighty surprised to discover they had been sent to collections or had something else on their record because they didn't pay enough attention to what their responsibilities were as a renter.

[CuckingFunt]

Well, my opinion on this is going to be skewed by the fact that I managed apartments for 10 years. So here's my take (and advice) on it.

I would avoid being evicted at all costs if I were you. It may not sound like a big deal, but you've signed a lease that says you'll pay rent for a full year. If you get evicted because you've broken the rules, you will still owe them rent for a full year. And they will get their money. They will put a lien on your credit, which means when you're ready to buy a new car, you can't until you pay off the apartment complex. If your parents are your cosigners, they will get a lien on their credit. Check with your parents to see if they'd like to have a lien on their credit.

It doesn't matter how shitty the apartment is or how shitty the maintenance is or how rude the manager is. If you signed a lease saying you understand you are not allowed to have pets or you will notify management if you get a pet and pay a pet deposit, then you are breaking the lease. It was your decision to get the cats when you knew you weren't supposed to have them. If you couldn't afford the deposit, you shouldn't have made the commitment to get the cats. Suck it up and pay the fee. I was always willing to work with tenants and let them pay pet fees over 3 months, but that's because I was an incredibly nice apartment manager. Yours may not be, but it doesn't hurt to ask. At this point she's probably just annoyed you lied about the cats and now you're being a baby about paying the fees you owe her.

Lastly, as a former apartment manager, here's my rant about people and their damn pets. Everyone thinks his pet doesn't stink, but *every* animal leaves an apartment smelling like piss and sometimes poop. Every single one. Animals stink to those of us who don't live with them. One cat in the apartment for a year means that brand new carpet has to be replaced again at a cost of over $1000 because it smells like piss. Cats spray the walls. Sometimes they spray the electrical outlets and short-circuit an entire wall. Dogs chew the carpet and the window frames and the doors and the air-intake covers. That is the purpose of the animal deposit, but it usually only covers a fraction of the damage pets do.

Or I could have just read a little bit further and said "what Summers said."

[CuckingFunt]

:lol something that you feed, clean up after and take care of better love you unconditionally. Owning a cat that doesn't show any appreciation is the equivalent of being a cuckold with a wife who uses your money for "personal training sessions" with the guy she's fucking :lol

Cats show tons of appreciation. They just do it differently.

[Thebesteva]

It's good OP is opening up on a forum that cares and is always here for you

[Spurs da champs]

Cats show tons of appreciation. They just do it differently.

Some can be just like dogs, I had a Cat (stray kitten) that ran up to me like a puppy dog, she was very loyal, & she even walked with me to the corner store. Problem was she had tons of kittens before we got her spayed. :lol

[Reck]

It's good OP is opening up on a forum that cares and is always here for you

:lol

If you can make it past the first page of people lolling at you you'll eventually get to the ones who give honest and quality advises.

[HarlemHeat37]

My girl moved in with me and she has a 1-year old cat/kitten, that nigga is probably the dopest cat I've met, he's entertaining and playful, tbh..he plays with my dog all the time, saves me time from playing with him on some nights:lol..

I would never go out and get a cat, though..:lmao being a "cat man", not surprised that FuzzyBlumpkins fits the discreption, tbh..teaching your dog to not eat feces takes like 10 seconds:lol..


No Lyfe Scrub is so vanilla, tbh..echoes ESPN mainstream opinions, lame insults, he's a fucking "cat man", and he allows his fucking ugly girlfriend's sister to use him, tbh..smh..this boy needs a good game of Knockout with Trill..

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol pet cats
:lol faggot

:lol big dog with the rare goods, tbh..

[apalisoc_9]

You knew you we'rent allowed to take care of cats in your apartment but still did it? What a dumbass thing to do.



:lol something that you feed, clean up after and take care of better love you unconditionally. Owning a cat that doesn't show any appreciation is the equivalent of being a cuckold with a wife who uses your money for "personal training sessions" with the guy she's fucking :lol

SMH at all these cat haters..Cats are just like Dogs, some show appreciation some don't, they just do it a little bit differently...Choose the right breed.

OP, what breed is your cat?

I used to take care of two brothers like these a few years ago..

http://www.mooseyscountrygarden.com/cat-dog-pictures/a-cat-fluffy.jpg

they passed away a couple of years ago. :cry

[FuzzyLumpkins]

My girl moved in with me and she has a 1-year old cat/kitten, that nigga is probably the dopest cat I've met, he's entertaining and playful, tbh..he plays with my dog all the time, saves me time from playing with him on some nights:lol..

I would never go out and get a cat, though..:lmao being a "cat man", not surprised that FuzzyBlumpkins fits the discreption, tbh..teaching your dog to not eat feces takes like 10 seconds:lol..


No Lyfe Scrub is so vanilla, tbh..echoes ESPN mainstream opinions, lame insults, he's a fucking "cat man", and he allows his fucking ugly girlfriend's sister to use him, tbh..smh..this boy needs a good game of Knockout with Trill..

Still smarting because your 'black coach' take looks worse as time goes by? How are Sac and Mem doing lately? At least we now understand fully that when you comment on coaching your takes are without merit.

I have a dog and he has been trained to not eat shit. Negative reinforcement works quickly.

That is besides the point. Dogs are carrion eaters and corprophages. Left to their own devices it is what as a species they turn to to survive. It is what it is.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Luckily my 10 year old dog has no interest in my 6 month old kitten's litter, or food. Pets are generally a reflection of their owners in my experience.
In regards to the OP, you're a dumbfuck who violated your lease. Pay up.

Nice, in my experience hounds and other dogs that are low to the ground and track by scent will eat shit. This one is a spaniel. The shepherds, mastiffs and retrievers I have had typically have not. The samoyed wasn't a shit eater. I loved that dog.

[Biernutz]

This was never a thread about a lease --THIS IS A CAT THREAD!

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/killthecat.gif

[CavsSuperFan]

.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

No Lyfe Scrub is so vanilla, tbh..echoes ESPN mainstream opinions, lame insults, he's a fucking "cat man", and he allows his fucking ugly girlfriend's sister to use him, tbh..smh..this boy needs a good game of Knockout with Trill..

:lmao

[Spam]

Cats suck major ass.

[I. Hustle]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99w2g1yww1r4xjo2o1_500.jpg

[I. Hustle]

Was that a rule that got put into place after or was it already there when you moved in?

I had something similar happen at my building. So many people were bringing in pets (Mostly dogs, pitbulls) that they had to inact a policy where you couldn't have pets anymore.

Only people who are excempt from this rule are the handicapp people like blinds and elderly that depends on them on a daily basis.

There are also some cases where your dog gets grandfathered allowing you to keep him due to the non-existent pet clause.

Anyway, if you brought them cats in with those rules in you either pay up or get evicted. No way around that.

What kind of ghetto ass place did you live in that everyone owned pits? Sounds like the Kraqhoore apartment complex.

[I. Hustle]

My girl moved in with me and she has a 1-year old cat/kitten, that nigga is probably the dopest cat I've met, he's entertaining and playful, tbh..he plays with my dog all the time, saves me time from playing with him on some nights:lol..

I would never go out and get a cat, though..:lmao being a "cat man", not surprised that FuzzyBlumpkins fits the discreption, tbh..teaching your dog to not eat feces takes like 10 seconds:lol..


No Lyfe Scrub is so vanilla, tbh..echoes ESPN mainstream opinions, lame insults, he's a fucking "cat man", and he allows his fucking ugly girlfriend's sister to use him, tbh..smh..this boy needs a good game of Knockout with Trill..

Negates everything else you just said. You should go pick up NLS and go dress shopping together. Maybe you can get on the same cycle and buy pads together.

[DJR210]

OP right here

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTCA6l021cxsknt4IqZ23b_QZ0tSy5Wp vQf1UqKGtUlugk-gWcICQ

:lol

[DJR210]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99w2g1yww1r4xjo2o1_500.jpg

:lmao

I wonder if the OP has ever taken his beloved cats to Olan Mills..

[Blake]

3. Did the closet break when you came flying out of it?

lol

[JudynTX]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b7a_1387216510&comments=1

Don't fuck with cats.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Haha I got to keep my cats bitches and my apartment! Fuck all you cat haters

and HarlemHeat37 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=11597) is mad as hell because he only wishes he could even hook-up with a girl as good looking as mine.

faggot ass bitch. pussy ass bitch. old virgin lookin ass bitch. crab-holding, cum-guzzling, buttfucking, doorknob slobbering ass bitch. retarded down-syndrome shit eating ass bitch. piss drinking, dick tucking ass bitch. uncicrumsized, beastlity, bandwagoning ass bitch. dick flapping, cock sucking, ugly ass bitch.

[JudynTX]

You tell 'em!

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

You tell 'em!

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/760779/carlton-dance-o.gif

[Rogue]

very sad/bad news for the OP... bitches prefer intact (uncircumcised) dicks

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=224446


The intact penis from a female perspective



Here is my current partners view of the intact penis, unedited:

"From a womens perspective - comparison - to be with a man with an intact penis vs to be with a man with a circumcised penis.
- the difference is vast - there is just no comparison - how can i put this without being too explicit?
For me the difference is like "hard and fast" and not very satisfying with circumcised, compared to smooth, cushiony orgasmic and devine with intact.
Somehow the gentle cushiony pressure of the foreskins gliding seems to just press all the right buttons if you know what i mean.
The other thing Ive noticed is with a circ penis because the glans is so dry and has an exposed ridge it seems to almost strip the wall of the vagina of its natural lubrication, often resulting in painful chaffing sex.
That never happens with a natural penis as the glans is naturally moist, and the ridge is covered by the gliding foreskin, keeping things gliding beautifully.
The difference is like "having sex" or "making love", it also seems much more intimate with an intact man. Its just as nature intended.
How could any parent allow that to be taken from a newborn son? "

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

very sad/bad news for the OP... bitches prefer intact (uncircumcised) dicks

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=224446


yeah that is unfortunate... i'll live tho :lol

[I. Hustle]

http://stevenleeds.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/crazy-cat-guy.jpg

[I. Hustle]

http://i.imgur.com/ihyFD.gif

[Buddy Mignon]

People who kiss and cuddle animals are subject to fucking those same animals.

[DJR210]

faggot ass bitch. pussy ass bitch. old virgin lookin ass bitch. crab-holding, cum-guzzling, buttfucking, doorknob slobbering ass bitch. retarded down-syndrome shit eating ass bitch. piss drinking, dick tucking ass bitch. uncicrumsized, beastlity, bandwagoning ass bitch. dick flapping, cock sucking, ugly ass bitch.

Damn, you seem pretty angry.

[mrsmaalox]

Potty mouth

[DJR210]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UyQPLpJbx0

[Clipper Nation]

faggot ass bitch. pussy ass bitch. old virgin lookin ass bitch. crab-holding, cum-guzzling, buttfucking, doorknob slobbering ass bitch. retarded down-syndrome shit eating ass bitch. piss drinking, dick tucking ass bitch. uncicrumsized, beastlity, bandwagoning ass bitch. dick flapping, cock sucking, ugly ass bitch.
:lol Cat-owning bitch

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UyQPLpJbx0

:lol that was a crazy bitch :lol

[DMC]

Cats show tons of appreciation. They just do it differently.

They just do it in a manner that almost perfectly mimics not giving a shit if you die in a grease fire.

[DMC]

This was never a thread about a lease --THIS IS A CAT THREAD!

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/killthecat.gif

Dude has a cat, an acoustic guitar and films his fat ass doing situps = deserves to die.

[I. Hustle]

I did enjoy that 2120. Thank you. On a side note, if anyone is interested in owning a cat I came across one that was being given away. No money needed.
http://webpages.charter.net/2-fan/HF/free-cat.jpg

[HarlemHeat37]

When I was a kid we had 8 kittens from our family cat. They stayed in the garage and 6 got smooshed by the electric garage door. Then my bro took one of the cats heads and used it for target practice for his bb gun. Thought y'all would enjoy that.

Your brother sounds like the type of guy that will get cheated on and subsequently shoot his girl/himself, tbh..

[I. Hustle]

No Prob I. Hustle... Does the cat have all its shots?

I'm pretty sure it was shot once or twice. It is my understanding that it is very docile and will stay wherever you want him to. Also, very low maintenance

[bigzak25]

Nothing worse than a dead pussy. Don't you all go thinking of your gramas all at once.

[Biernutz]

It starts with one cat

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/cat-island-.jpg

[HarlemHeat37]

Haha I got to keep my cats bitches and my apartment! Fuck all you cat haters

and HarlemHeat37 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=11597) is mad as hell because he only wishes he could even hook-up with a girl as good looking as mine.

faggot ass bitch. pussy ass bitch. old virgin lookin ass bitch. crab-holding, cum-guzzling, buttfucking, doorknob slobbering ass bitch. retarded down-syndrome shit eating ass bitch. piss drinking, dick tucking ass bitch. uncicrumsized, beastlity, bandwagoning ass bitch. dick flapping, cock sucking, ugly ass bitch.

Meeooowwww, tbh..

[elbamba]

Today I called maintenance to fix my closet door that continued to fall off in my shitty apartment. In doing so, I accidentally slipped out that I had two pet cats. I woke up from a nap to see that I received a default on my lease stating I need to get rid of my cats or else I would receive a fee.

This apartment has been horrible. It's nice and right by campus, however, there has been multiple issues with the apartment. I also have no interest in removing my cats from the premises. I can pay a fee of $300 and keep ONE cat, but that seems not likely because these two cats are related and they cannot be separated.

I am pondering not paying the fine and getting evicted. I am a college student; therefore I am broke and cannot afford to pay all these stupid ass fees and continue paying rent. I am sure I'm not the only one that has been through this, so I need advice on the best possible option and/or what I should do or if I'm not making the 'smart' decision.

If you guys need any more information, I will be happy to give it to you.


A horrible apartment with a broken closet is not an affirmative defense. It may be a counterclaim. You have no legal right to have your cats at the apartment. If you get rid of the pets you could sue the complex if they are in breach of an obligation they owe you; but it sounds like you don't have the money to retain an attorney which would cost you $3,000 - $6,000 for this and you are not likely to recover attorney's fees.

Next, keep in mind that the next apartment you move to is going to probably speak with your current apartment before allowing you to rent. Its not likely that they will give you a positive review.

Finally, why would you intentionally breach your contract by keeping cats in the apartment? Keeping cats without paying the fees raises the cost of rent and maintenance for everyone. Be responsible and abide by the rules. Why are you so special?

[The Gemini Method]

Usually I try not to enter the fray of these boards, but I wonder if Cam Newton owns felines.

[Clipper Nation]

Meeooowwww, tbh..
:lmao

[I. Hustle]

Meeooowwww, tbh..

Just as gay, tbh. You own a cat too so why are you trying to act like your shit dont' stink? Not only did your chick tell you that she was moving in she told you that she was brining her cat too.

[DJR210]

No Prob I. Hustle... Does the cat have all its shots?

:lmao


I'm pretty sure it was shot once or twice. It is my understanding that it is very docile and will stay wherever you want him to. Also, very low maintenance This one won't even need a litterbox.

[bigzak25]

this thread delivers. i'd have to admit i might put up with a cat for a good piece of pussy, but i prefer women who like dogs.

[I. Hustle]

I remember when threads like these weren't few and far between like they are now.
Now all we get are the gay porn threads and cuck threads (mostly by the same person). Both of these threads show how gay the OP is but at least this type gives us something to work with. Most people on here don't watch gay porn or enough porn in general to follow along with the virgin's fantasy threads.

[HarlemHeat37]

Just as gay, tbh. You own a cat too so why are you trying to act like your shit dont' stink? Not only did your chick tell you that she was moving in she told you that she was brining her cat too.

She asked me if she could bring her cat or if she should leave it with her sister(her roommate), I said yes, I don't have a problem with 1 cat, tbh..

I like all animals(minus rabbits/rodents), but being a "cat man" says a lot about a nigga IMO.."cat men" are generally either very pompous(like Fuzzy), or vanilla cucks(like Scrub)..

[RD2191]

Not really true, I've had black cats all my life and I've always been a leader/dominant type of male. Life of the party type of guy.

[tlongII]

Summers

It's more along the lines that I have been getting pissed with the complex over the shit that has transpired. It took them over a month to fix my damn heat and when I called they said they didn't ever put an order in to get the parts. Then when the parts came in it turned out we didn't even need the part (WTF?)

Being evicted is going to suck if it occurs. It's also going to put a strain on where we live. My cats are trained. Is it worth it to be evicted just to get out of this lease? Like I said, I'm not getting rid of my cats.

What are my best options in your opinion?

You need to get rid of your cats dude. If you don't you're an idiot.

[HarlemHeat37]

Not really true, I've had black cats all my life and I've always been a leader/dominant type of male. Life of the party type of guy.

Didn't picture you as a cat man, tbh..

[RD2191]

Didn't picture you as a cat man, tbh..
I wouldn't say I'm one either, tbh. I was like 10/11 and found a little black stray and kept him until he died.:lol After that another stray but it ran away. I'm not obsessed with having a cat. Haven't really had one since then. Dogs are just too needy for my taste. I took care of a friends dog last week and almost murdered that thing. Little shit followed me everywhere barking and all that mess.

[HarlemHeat37]

I wouldn't say I'm one either, tbh. I was like 10/11 and found a little black stray and kept him until he died.:lol After that another stray but it ran away. I'm not obsessed with having a cat. Haven't really had one since then. Dogs are just too needy for my taste. I took care of a friends dog last week and almost murdered that thing. Little shit followed me everywhere barking and all that mess.

:lol so you aren't a "cat man" then, tbh..

[thunderup]

:lol I can't believe men have cats over dogs.

[RD2191]

:lol so you aren't a "cat man" then, tbh..
I really don't like any animal or child tbh, not in a douchebag way but I don't want the responsibility. :lol

[Biernutz]

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/funny_picdump_491_640_50.jpg

[ChumpDumper]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b7a_1387216510&comments=1

Don't fuck with cats.:lol

That video has it all. It's like watching people of Wal-Mart at home. Props to the guy for not dropping the camera and dying from laughter.

[HarlemHeat37]

I really don't like any animal or child tbh, not in a douchebag way but I don't want the responsibility. :lol

Ya that's cool, I love my dog, but I fucking hate kids:lol..

I wouldn't have chosen to own a dog at a young age, in hindsight, tbh, it limits your options for traveling, etc..

[DJR210]

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/funny_picdump_491_640_50.jpg

LMAO

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

Keep one of the cats, cook the other one and feed it to him. That way, his spirit will always live in the cat that you keep and you or him won't miss the other one as much.

[Reck]

What kind of ghetto ass place did you live in that everyone owned pits? Sounds like the Kraqhoore apartment complex.

This is New York my friend. Its pretty much customary for black people to own one. Hell if you dont have one you're not keeping up with the culture. :lol

[RandomGuy]

Keep one of the cats, cook the other one and feed it to him. That way, his spirit will always live in the cat that you keep and you or him won't miss the other one as much.

I found that disturbingly funny for some reason.

[RandomGuy]

Today I called maintenance to fix my closet door that continued to fall off in my shitty apartment. In doing so, I accidentally slipped out that I had two pet cats. I woke up from a nap to see that I received a default on my lease stating I need to get rid of my cats or else I would receive a fee.

This apartment has been horrible. It's nice and right by campus, however, there has been multiple issues with the apartment. I also have no interest in removing my cats from the premises. I can pay a fee of $300 and keep ONE cat, but that seems not likely because these two cats are related and they cannot be separated.

I am pondering not paying the fine and getting evicted. I am a college student; therefore I am broke and cannot afford to pay all these stupid ass fees and continue paying rent. I am sure I'm not the only one that has been through this, so I need advice on the best possible option and/or what I should do or if I'm not making the 'smart' decision.

If you guys need any more information, I will be happy to give it to you.

Well, if you are in a state where you can have your wages garnished from summary judgments the odds that can ultimately get out of paying would seem slim.

I am more up on the laws for Texas than your state though.

Honestly, the best advice I would have is to get rid of the cats to a good home. Barring that you will have to find a new apartment that takes cats AND fork over the money for the pet deposit.

It is a common practice these days to turn rental histories into companies that track them, so your next landlord may actually find out that you were both evicted AND hid cats from them.

Honesty generally is the best policy, and getting evicted is usually a bad idea in general. If you get evicted and have some kind of court judgement that shows up on your credit rating that may also limit your ability to find a decent job after you graduate.

Those the the risks I can think of. Good luck.

[The Gemini Method]

This is New York my friend. Its pretty much customary for black people to own one. Hell if you dont have one you're not keeping up with the culture. :lol

That's how its out here in SoCal, too. I know like 3 breeders that can honestly say that 95% of those who purchase pits from 'em are of the Afro-American or the Mexican/Mexican-American/Latino-American ethnicities.

[thunderup]

:lol Pitbulls
:lol dumb as shit dogs

[DJR210]

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQr1UVY3FJxU4T7o7OMoNwlQIG8m7wll 0Rz6KIR50skfHyKNvEk

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/c5/c52d89ad859c29404a2be1fda29aaac93a15800f1a21fd00fc 6e6e3978dbeda2.jpg

http://troll.me/images/science-cat/according-to-these-calculations-youre-a-faggot.jpg

[FuzzyLumpkins]

It's weird what people associate their masculinity with. Silly children.

[Expert]

It's weird what people associate their masculinity with. Silly children.

Shut your whore mouth.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

So which one of you pukes is this? DJR? thunderunder? vy?

Man accused of skinning, baking pet cat with onions

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-accused-of-skinning-baking-pet-cat-with-onions/

MONTICELLO, Minn. -- A Monticello, Minn. man with a history of drug abuse and mental illness skinned and baked his pet cat on Monday afternoon because “he wanted to try cooking it with onions,” charges state.

CBS Minnesota reports that Cody Alexander Mann, 28, has been taken into custody and now faces felony charges of cruelty and torture of an animal.

According to the criminal complaint, Mann’s father contacted police after his son started making “strange comments.” Additionally, the apartment manager called law enforcement to report a burning smell in Mann’s apartment.

The responding deputy entered the apartment and found Mann inside, who quickly admitted to having killed his cat and putting it in the oven so that he could eat it.

The deputy found the cat’s body inside the oven, and also found the cat’s skin and entrails inside the freezer. Mann’s bathtub was filled with what appeared to be blood and loose hair as well as a steak knife.

According to the complaint filed in Wright County, Mann observed he didn’t understand what the problem was.

[Thebesteva]

OP right here


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj3BBArd4so

[DJR210]

So which one of you pukes is this? DJR? thunderunder? vy?

Man accused of skinning, baking pet cat with onions

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-accused-of-skinning-baking-pet-cat-with-onions/

MONTICELLO, Minn. -- A Monticello, Minn. man with a history of drug abuse and mental illness skinned and baked his pet cat on Monday afternoon because “he wanted to try cooking it with onions,” charges state.

CBS Minnesota reports that Cody Alexander Mann, 28, has been taken into custody and now faces felony charges of cruelty and torture of an animal.

According to the criminal complaint, Mann’s father contacted police after his son started making “strange comments.” Additionally, the apartment manager called law enforcement to report a burning smell in Mann’s apartment.

The responding deputy entered the apartment and found Mann inside, who quickly admitted to having killed his cat and putting it in the oven so that he could eat it.

The deputy found the cat’s body inside the oven, and also found the cat’s skin and entrails inside the freezer. Mann’s bathtub was filled with what appeared to be blood and loose hair as well as a steak knife.

According to the complaint filed in Wright County, Mann observed he didn’t understand what the problem was.

Sounds delicious tbqh. Dipped in some Wingstop bleu cheese, mayne hold the fuck up.

[DJR210]

Shut your whore mouth.

:lol

http://acompletewasteofmakeup.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/You-Shut-Your-Mouth-When-Youre-Talking-to-Me.gif

[Thebesteva]

http://stevenleeds.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/crazy-cat-guy.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/ihyFD.gif

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao OP will never live this down

[DJR210]

Don't say I never did anything for you OP..

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m174/12gs210/Cat-newton_zps52a1c348.jpg

[apalisoc_9]

A lot of insecure IRL betas in here...Judging a mans masculinity with the kind of pets they own :lmao

[The Reckoning]

um yeah? alphas don't own exclusively cats.

[Reck]

If you're over 65 you get a pass since JAG no longer airs on TV so you need your companion.

[Thebesteva]

:lol I can't believe men have cats over dogs.

Its not just the owning cats thing, its the fact it got dumped on him by his girlfriends sister and now he is willing to get kicked out for them. To make matters worst, it was 'discovered' that he had 'cats' when his 'utility man' came to check on his 'broken closet'. Pretty sure the metaphor is that he discovered he didnt like pussy and called his utility man to help him come out of the closet.

[Robz4000]

an hero tbh

[I. Hustle]

A lot of insecure IRL betas in here...Judging a mans masculinity with the kind of pets they own :lmao

How is it insecure to laugh at a man that owns cats? It's hilarious. He's a "man"... that owns cats! How does that not make you want to laugh at him and throw shit at him?

You are a cat man too??!!! LOL

http://screencrave.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/comic-con-cosplay-catman-la-7-16-12.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Eh, you can question masculinity and alphaness till the cows come home, but as a woman I'd much rather fuck a man who owned cats than I would a man who made fun of other men for owning cats.

[tlongII]

It has nothing to do with they guy's masculinity. It's that he will accept eviction as well as being stuck for the remainder of his lease all for the sake of keeping a couple of stupid cats. That is IDIOTIC!

[CuckingFunt]

It has nothing to do with they guy's masculinity.

Clearly it does, since people have been calling him a faggot and beta since he mentioned owning cats.


It's that he will accept eviction as well as being stuck for the remainder of his lease all for the sake of keeping a couple of stupid cats. That is IDIOTIC!

I agree. Even as a pet lover and a long time cat owner. But the idiocy is in being a dumb, arrogant kid who thinks an eviction and/or being sent to collections is no big deal or that the conditions of a lease agreement can be ignored. Not many people are calling him out for that.

[Gay Robot]

Eh, you can question masculinity and alphaness till the cows come home, but as a woman I'd much rather fuck a man who owned cats than I would a man who made fun of other men for owning cats.

Right there with you, sister! That's the only kind of pussy I will allow around me.

[I. Hustle]

Clearly it does, since people have been calling him a faggot and beta since he mentioned owning cats.



I agree. Even as a pet lover and a long time cat owner. But the idiocy is in being a dumb, arrogant kid who thinks an eviction and/or being sent to collections is no big deal or that the conditions of a lease agreement can be ignored. Not many people are calling him out for that.

Who cares about the lease? The dude owns cats! Cats!

[The Reckoning]

Eh, you can question masculinity and alphaness till the cows come home, but as a woman I'd much rather fuck a man who owned cats than I would a man who made fun of other men for owning cats.


that's because you're in the middle of the spectrum

[The Reckoning]

OP, tbh?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/this-guy-used-a-groupon-to-give-his-kitten-a-photoshoot-at-j?bffb

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-01/enhanced/webdr05/9/17/enhanced-buzz-17036-1389307799-2.jpg

[DMC]

Eh, you can question masculinity and alphaness till the cows come home, but as a woman I'd much rather fuck a man who owned cats than I would a man who made fun of other men for owning cats.

But then you'd probably rather fuck a chick with a high top fade, a biker wallet and a "Born to Ride" tattoo on her hairy back.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Eh, you can question masculinity and alphaness till the cows come home, but as a woman I'd much rather fuck a man who owned cats than I would a man who made fun of other men for owning cats.

/thread

[FkLA]

tbh I used to be someone that hated cats despite never having owned one, simply bc I was a 'dog person'. My girl had a cat when we moved in together and now it's like my daughter tbh. Kinda snobby but it can be affectionate sometimes. Moral of the story is you don't have to be exclusively a dog/cat person.

I wouldn't own one if I lived alone and still prefer my dog but they're still allright tbh.

[FkLA]

A lot of insecure IRL betas in here...Judging a mans masculinity with the kind of pets they own :lmao

This too. Even my dog is a Pug which most niggas consider girly yet I'm probably the most alpha poster on this site tbh.

[DMC]

Dogs are better. You'll never see a cat with a mouthful of dogshit, but dogs have no such limitations. You have to respect an animal that can walk proudly into a room full of people, lipping a piece of cat shit with sprinkles of cat litter all over it.

[Bynumite]

Why would you come to ST to share details about your personal life and ask for advice? Nothing good can come out of it, as we've seen multiple times before.

[Suspect]

What apartments are these? You said close to the campus so I live close to you are probably in the same ones lol assuming you mean UTSA

[TDMVPDPOY]

op wouldnt happen to be ....ceiling cat?

[Robz4000]

Crofl

[Thebesteva]

This entire thread and what we all did to NO lyfe can be summed up in this quick clip


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGBdKt91v1M

[FuzzyLumpkins]

http://cdn03.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/wood-dog/Elijah-Wood-dog-suit-03.jpg

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs20/f/2007/277/1/8/YGO___The_Dog_Suit_by_Zed_sama.jpg

http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/92/70/8fc4e0157d61e686e8f83427f718bc9d-guy-in-dog-suit-walking-dog.jpg

[FkLA]

http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/92/70/8fc4e0157d61e686e8f83427f718bc9d-guy-in-dog-suit-walking-dog.jpg

:lol

[DPG21920]

Clearly it does, since people have been calling him a faggot and beta since he mentioned owning cats.



I agree. Even as a pet lover and a long time cat owner. But the idiocy is in being a dumb, arrogant kid who thinks an eviction and/or being sent to collections is no big deal or that the conditions of a lease agreement can be ignored. Not many people are calling him out for that.

No offense, but you did display terrible logic yourself with regards to Koolaid_Man. You had plenty of evidence in the Club & other areas of how dumb he is and yet you still chose to PM with him and it took you longer than one PM to figure out he was an idiot.

[hehateme]

This too. Even my dog is a Pug which most niggas consider girly yet I'm probably the most alpha poster on this site tbh.

son, you wouldn't be the most alpha person in a room full of transgender she-males even if you tried. You're probably teetering on omega status.

[FkLA]

son, you wouldn't be the most alpha person in a room full of transgender she-males even if you tried. You're probably teetering on omega status.

Who are you scrub ?

[hehateme]

Who are you scrub ?

the only scrub in here is the one with a pug calling himself alpha...now get your bitch ass back behind the counter and take my fucking order.

[FkLA]

the only scrub in here is the one with a pug calling himself alpha...now get your bitch ass back behind the counter and take my fucking order.

Who are you though ?

[CuckingFunt]

No offense, but you did display terrible logic yourself with regards to Koolaid_Man. You had plenty of evidence in the Club & other areas of how dumb he is and yet you still chose to PM with him and it took you longer than one PM to figure out he was an idiot.

It was a mistake to humor him, clearly, but it wasn't the result of faulty logic. Exchanging a few meaningless PMs was ultimately preferable to the emo PMs whining about me ignoring him I had to deal with when I stopped responding.

Also, I never didn't think he was an idiot.

[RandomGuy]

But the idiocy is in being a dumb, arrogant kid who thinks an eviction and/or being sent to collections is no big deal or that the conditions of a lease agreement can be ignored. Not many people are calling him out for that.

I try not to judge, but yeah, both of those are kinda dumb, and should be avoided. We were all young once though. I'm sure most here over 30 have done at least one thing in their early 20's that they kick themselves for. Grain of salt, and hope they learn.

[Spur|n|Austin]

And fuck all you cat haters. Cats are the fucking shit homie. We adopted them from my girls sister who was having a baby so she had to get rid of them

:lol

http://www.theprospect.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/url-20.gif

You should move to Dallas and live with Jacob, tbh.

[DJR210]

I try not to judge, but yeah, both of those are kinda dumb, and should be avoided. We were all young once though. I'm sure most here over 30 have done at least one thing in their early 20's that they kick themselves for. Grain of salt, and hope they learn.

:lol That reminds me..

TC, write a hot check to cover the fines and move forward.

[Norris Cole]

Too much thread to read it all, but did we find out if the faggot has a cat named fuzzy lumpkins as well?

[Thebesteva]

Today I called maintenance to fix my closet door that continued to fall off in my shitty apartment. In doing so, I accidentally slipped out that I had two pet cats. I woke up from a nap to see that I received a default on my lease stating I need to get rid of my cats or else I would receive a fee.

This apartment has been horrible. It's nice and right by campus, however, there has been multiple issues with the apartment. I also have no interest in removing my cats from the premises. I can pay a fee of $300 and keep ONE cat, but that seems not likely because these two cats are related and they cannot be separated.

I am pondering not paying the fine and getting evicted. I am a college student; therefore I am broke and cannot afford to pay all these stupid ass fees and continue paying rent. I am sure I'm not the only one that has been through this, so I need advice on the best possible option and/or what I should do or if I'm not making the 'smart' decision.

If you guys need any more information, I will be happy to give it to you.

Meow

[Thebesteva]

:lol

If you can make it past the first page of people lolling at you you'll eventually get to the ones who give honest and quality advises.

So much for that, OP comes out an epic fail as always

[Reck]

So much for that, OP comes out an epic fail as always

I think the fact he brought it on himself has alot to do with it. Not to mention the girlfriend sister's making him take the cats by force part.

Too many negatives to let it slide. :lol

[Thebesteva]

I think the fact he brought it on himself has alot to do with it. Not to mention the girlfriend sister's making him take the cats by force part.

Too many negatives to let it slide. :lol

Fucking sucks. I have been trying to get a troll account approved for over 5 months now. Fuck

[BUMP]

http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/92/70/8fc4e0157d61e686e8f83427f718bc9d-guy-in-dog-suit-walking-dog.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/d29662eff211ffc9378991594d76014c/tumblr_mnh4t1sfQk1splqw3o1_1280.jpg

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

This thread is STILL going on? :lmao

I must have really pushed a button Lakersfan

[Thebesteva]

This thread is STILL going on? :lmao

I must have really pushed a button Lakersfan

Yes you did push a button, and if you look closely at it you can read the words,'I'm a fag with cats' on it.

[Clipper Nation]

http://i.imgur.com/Rvb54he.jpg

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Yes you did push a button, and if you look closely at it you can read the words,'I'm a fag with cats' on it.

You really need to get laid my friend. You have "helpless virgin" written all over you.

The only thing less clever than your posts are the Lakers management tbh

[Thebesteva]

You really need to get laid my friend. You have "helpless virgin" written all over you.

The only thing less clever than your posts are the Lakers management tbh

:lol The whole I can't get laid argument and the fact you're a broke college student clearly exhibits that you're about 22-24, trying to make it in life. Nothing wrong with that, just stop trying so hard in life man everything else should fall into place.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

I'm a winner in life man so stop hurting my feelings with all your "I can't get laid" talk :cry. My madre says one day I'll find the one.. until then I'll continue being a clean teen :cry

btw this nigga ain't broke no more.. got my financial aid and loan money my dude. stacks on stacks on stacks on stacks.

but i'll be sure to light this blunt for you my faggot nigga :toast

[thunderup]

You really need to get laid my friend. You have "helpless virgin" written all over you.

The only thing less clever than your posts are the Lakers management tbh
:lol Bestevah is an M.D. who snags pussy left and right probably.
:lol you're some broke ass college student who's risking being evicted for a couple of fucking cats, let that marinate.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:lol Bestevah is an M.D. who snags pussy left and right probably.
:lol you're some broke ass college student who's risking being evicted for a couple of fucking cats, let that marinate.

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[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Eh, you can question masculinity and alphaness till the cows come home, but as a woman I'd much rather fuck a man who owned cats than I would a man who made fun of other men for owning cats.

like i said earlier... this is pretty much the thread here

[Reck]

Scrub why are you stealing FkLA avatar for?

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Scrub why are you stealing FkLA (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=17213) avatar for?

My bad Rogue. I'll change it.

[Reck]

My bad Rogue (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=14710). I'll change it.

I gave Rogue that avatar you dumb cocksucker.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

I gave Rogue that avatar you dumb cocksucker.

:lol you know you must be doing something right when posters that you don't even know start trashing you. especially when you've never even messaged them or even know who the fuck they are hahaha

[Reck]

:lol you know you must be doing something right when posters that you don't even know start trashing you. especially when you've never even messaged them or even know who the fuck they are hahaha

Something right like being told what to do with your life and being forced to take care of fucking cats.

:cry I'd rather get evicted before I let go of my precious cats. :cry

:lol pussy whipped. (No pun intended) :lmao

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

I'm insecure with my life, so I have to talk shit on the internet to make myself feel better :cry.

btw, show me where i said i was forced to take the cats? exactly faggamundo

[Thebesteva]

:lol Bestevah is an M.D. who snags pussy left and right probably.
:lol you're some broke ass college student who's risking being evicted for a couple of fucking cats, let that marinate.

I am kind of the office slut tbh, most my colleagues are married and stuff but I'm just dating n dating younger girls. I dont think you're a real man for getting laid left and right but whatever floats your boat.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

but I'm just dating n dating younger girls.

:lmao

this explains a LOT

[Thebesteva]

:lmao

this explains a LOT

Yes it does, I'm 28 and I date girls at 23. I dont like them old, that pussy usually beat up. Funny thing is when you're 23 you fantasize about 30 year olds then when you get a little older you want them young n tight.

I know this is all confusing for you because you're in the same dead end relationship for well over 3 years now and the girl had her sister dump cats on you

[Reck]

btw, show me where i said i was forced to take the cats? exactly faggamundo

Ah yes, the good old "change my post to something else because I have absolutely no comeback at all" card.

Meow meow.

[Rogue]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=43681&dateline=1390540417

I think Brwned (a mod on redcafe.net, who's an absolute asshole) once used this avatar. That little son of a bitch is only 21yr old now but has banned at least 3 accounts of mine over there tbh.

[Rogue]

I don't see nothing wrong with dating bitches who're older as long as you really love each other, but it's quite a different story to take care of some cats her sister had dumped on you imho. Do you really love the cats? or you just have to take care of them because you don't wanna upset your bitch or her sister? Marriage/relationship is supposed to bring happiness and joy to the participators (especially to the man), not suffering or stress. Sometimes you have to sacrifice some of your personal desires & interests, or to conform to your significant other in order to sustain your relationship, but I don't think it's worth the risk of getting evicted and ruining your future imho. If someone has to live with a pair of hairy balls in his dorm just to make his bitch happy, it's typical beta behavior tbh

[rascal]

Only fags and lonely chicks have cats.

Not true. You have some serious manhood issues.

[rascal]

:lol something that you feed, clean up after and take care of better love you unconditionally. Owning a cat that doesn't show any appreciation is the equivalent of being a cuckold with a wife who uses your money for "personal training sessions" with the guy she's fucking :lol

You know nothing about cats.

[rascal]

Lol... cat loving faggot.

Thinking owning a pit bull makes you some type of tough guy. :lol

[rascal]

My cat sits on command and gives me his paw for his treat.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Yes it does, I'm 28 and I date girls at 23. I dont like them old, that pussy usually beat up. Funny thing is when you're 23 you fantasize about 30 year olds then when you get a little older you want them young n tight.

I know this is all confusing for you because you're in the same dead end relationship for well over 3 years now and the girl had her sister dump cats on you

LOL Jesus... Where to start...

highly doubt youre 28 or an "office slut". If you were you probably wouldn't have spent all night trying to argue with a college student. You probably also wouldn't have had such a crybaby bitch fit in the NBA forum about ":cry being a winner irl :cry"

As for my relationship, it's called settling down. As previously stated, I have been with prolly double the amount of "young girls" than you have been with (that's assuming that you are 28) if the criteria is 20-23.

Back onto the age thing, are you sure you work in an office? You sure it's not just some illusion that you have when in reality it's probably just an activity you do in center time in your strictly Down syndrome special ed class.

[Thebesteva]

LOL Jesus... Where to start...

highly doubt youre 28 or an "office slut". If you were you probably wouldn't have spent all night trying to argue with a college student. You probably also wouldn't have had such a crybaby bitch fit in the NBA forum about ":cry being a winner irl :cry"

As for my relationship, it's called settling down. As previously stated, I have been with prolly double the amount of "young girls" than you have been with (that's assuming that you are 28) if the criteria is 20-23.

Back onto the age thing, are you sure you work in an office? You sure it's not just some illusion that you have when in reality it's probably just an activity you do in center time in your strictly Down syndrome special ed class.

This post has beta male written all over it. LMAO @ settling down at 20 years old...what a good bf

[DJR210]

I'm 28 and I date girls at 23. Much too smart at 23 imo, 19 is where it's at.



but i'll be sure to light this blunt for you my faggot nigga :toast

Do your cats chief too?

[Clipper Nation]

Who's more beta - Kevin Durflop or No Lyfe Faggot? :lol

[HarlemHeat37]

My cat sits on command and gives me his paw for his treat.

:lol rascal owning a cat is one of the least surprising discoveries in ST history, tbh..

How's your wife doing, btw?..is she still avoiding you?..

[rascal]

:lol rascal owning a cat is one of the least surprising discoveries in ST history, tbh..

How's your wife doing, btw?..is she still avoiding you?..


Nothing wrong with owning a cat. Something wrong with thinking that there is.

You listen to my station Whisky(named after the cat) soul at LIVE365? Sweet soul music 1960s/1970s.

[rascal]

:lol rascal owning a cat is one of the least surprising discoveries in ST history, tbh..

How's your wife doing, btw?..is she still avoiding you?..

I wasn't attracted to the wife enough even when I married her. Just never could get the type of women I was attracted to. So I can't blame her.

I was never too good with the ladies. They headed for the hills after the 1st or 2nd date. Confidence issues and always poor never helped. Never even had a car until I was 31 so never even attempted to date in my 20s .

[rascal]

Cats > Dogs
Sweet Soul/Northern Soul oldies > Rock

[The Gemini Method]

Much too smart at 23 imo, 19 is where it's at.

Til they catch feels--then that is totes not cool.

[DJR210]

Til they catch feels--then that is totes not cool.

Let em' catch feelings, it's gonna happen if you fuck her right. As long as you don't work with them you're good IMO.

[The Gemini Method]

Let em' catch feelings, it's gonna happen if you fuck her right. As long as you don't work with them you're good IMO.

That is true. I guess it was my situation at my old job--I made the mistake of smashin' on a youngin and it caused something more than it should've. She got the feels and I ended up nearly having to quit my job. Not that I stayed on, but it was straight up craze. But you are absolutely correct.

[Thebesteva]

Much too smart at 23 imo, 19 is where it's at.




Do your cats chief too?

Good thinking, the problem is younger than 23 for me they get a little too odd when theyre attractive. They havent gone through the humbling process to be hurtin for an MD squirtin. They usually need that 1 dickhead at 19-21 that hurts them to appreciate a guy that has some success in life.

As long as u play ur cards marginally right, you can enjoy a few decades of your time here before you leave. You dont want to wake up one day a beta male having your girlfriends sisters toss their cat on you and being a broke faggot.

[Thebesteva]

All BS aside, what happened to your lease and cats N0 LyF3 ScRuB (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=43681) ?

[DJR210]

You dont want to wake up one day a beta male having your girlfriends sisters toss their cat on you and being a broke faggot. :lmao

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao

[Thebesteva]

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[Clipper Nation]

Today I called maintenance to fix my closet door that continued to fall off in my shitty apartment. In doing so, I accidentally slipped out that I had two pet cats. I woke up from a nap to see that I received a default on my lease stating I need to get rid of my cats or else I would receive a fee.

This apartment has been horrible. It's nice and right by campus, however, there has been multiple issues with the apartment. I also have no interest in removing my cats from the premises. I can pay a fee of $300 and keep ONE cat, but that seems not likely because these two cats are related and they cannot be separated.

I am pondering not paying the fine and getting evicted. I am a college student; therefore I am broke and cannot afford to pay all these stupid ass fees and continue paying rent. I am sure I'm not the only one that has been through this, so I need advice on the best possible option and/or what I should do or if I'm not making the 'smart' decision.

If you guys need any more information, I will be happy to give it to you.
:lmao Frizzle the Faggot

[RD2191]

:lmao

[DJR210]

Can I get the update on this Frizzle stuff?

[KobeOwnsDuncan]

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[DJR210]

Damn.. trolling devoted cat lovers online ain't no joke. Sorry I ever talked shit tbh.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/draven-rodriguez-teen-behind-viral-laser-cat-yearbook-photo-dies-n310171

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[RD2191]

:lolOP

[DJR210]

All BS aside, what happened to your lease and cats N0 LyF3 ScRuB (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=43681) ?

[Thebesteva]

:lmao Legendary thread, not sure which is better this or bumped into Samuel Dalembert last night

[Blake]

I think I've made more pussies cry up here then anyone in ST history

I'm thinking now that I misunderstood what was meant in this quote

[Robz4000]

Good bump :tu

[benefactor]

Just read the whole thread again...good times.:tu

[DJR210]

:lol the OP has done an admirable job of ignoring every single cat reference thrown at him over the last year..I think ST has some pretty damn good hecklers too, hats off to him and his cats for being strong and sticking together

[100%duncan]

:lmao

[100%duncan]

Lmao could have least fronted and said you had two pits...

I would like to request more info..

1. Do you believe you were born gay, or is it a choice?
2. What are your cat's names?
3. Did the closet break when you came flying out of it?

:lmao :lmao

[spurraider21]

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[Thebesteva]

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When he sees this post

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[Clipper Nation]

:lol pet cats
:lol faggot

:lol Ethered on the first reply... goddamn, this is a classic thread. N0 LyF3 ScRuB is still a laughingstock.

[RD2191]

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:lmao

[Robz4000]

:lol this thread delivers

[StudMuffin]

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[Robz4000]

Damn, it's been a year since this has been bumped, huh? Let's change that...

[benefactor]

Damn, it's been a year since this has been bumped, huh? Let's change that...
:tu

[Robz4000]

:lol this thread is still gold

[phxspurfan]

:lol how did I miss this thread

[spurraider21]

i personally prefer dogs, but have no issues with cats

but :lmao at getting evicted because you got stuck with your :lol girlfriend's sister's cats

[Millennial_Messiah]

I prefer neither. I make the "no pets, no smoking" thing clear as day on night #1 of texting.

[HarlemHeat37]

I have 2 cats now, how things change:lol indoor cats are disgusting, though..

Getting evicted over your animals is going too far, though..I love my animals, but shit, not worth fucking your life up..

[RD2191]

Not really true, I've had black cats all my life and I've always been a leader/dominant type of male. Life of the party type of guy.

Lol faggit