CHEATriots (get it?) vs Colts Thread

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Starting TE, 2 rbs better than these turds, best lb on the team, etc

Not making excuses just stating facts tbh

it is facts... but the patriots have lost half their team man...

i will admit that brady being one of the best ever does make up for a lot of it tho

[LnGrrrR]

Maybe her "bible study group" is one of those right wing megachurches that teaches its members to worship Jews/Israel.

I've found that most Christians have no idea what other religions actually believe.

[RD2191]

:lmaoRef shitting on Blount

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao :lmao

the real question is did you go..

my god that's hilarious :lmao

thirsty ass girl

:lol of course I didn't go. I don't want to give her the idea I'm into her. She'll eventually figure out this will never turn into a BF/GF type thing and I'm just gonna milk it as long as possible :lol

[dirk4mvp]

Uhm... so your answer is no then?

How many all star/all pro selections do those players have?


What question did you ask that no would be a correct answer to in the first place?


lol nfl all stars

[RD2191]

I hope you get cancer again, Pagano. Let it take you this time.
That's wrong, man.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I hope you get cancer again, Pagano. Let it take you this time.

:lmao

[LnGrrrR]

Really, this drive has already been a success by eating 3 mins off the clock.

[HI-FI]

how many years of elite play do yall think Brady has left? ..
considering his line has been great throughout his career, he rarely gets touched and has benefit of knowing other team's calls, I'd say at least 3 more years.

[SanAntonioSpurs23]

Well good season niggas. Fucking NE....

[thunderup]

:lol Wilfork looks past the age of 60.

[monosylab1k]

What question did you ask that no would be a correct answer to in the first place?


lol nfl all stars

lol salty as fuck

[Ghazi]

The playcalling has been nothing short of marvelous for the Pats tonight... damn.

[.G.]

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/833030241.gif
Brady's l:lolad

[jeebus]

considering his line has been great throughout his career, he rarely gets touched and has benefit of knowing other team's calls, I'd say at least 3 more years.
Vinny Testaverde went until he was in his late 70s so Brady could go a lot longer than 3 years.

[LnGrrrR]

What question did you ask that no would be a correct answer to in the first place?


lol nfl all stars

Ok, you got me on that one :D

The point is, just because you have MORE players on IR, doesn't mean that the impact is the same as the loss to the NE team this year. Wilfork is a beast, and Mayo is our main man in the middle of the field, plus Gronk is ridiculously good when healthy.

I don't think any of the players for the Colts on IR changes the game that much, except for Wayne obviously.

[jeebus]

Brady's l:lolad
He's telling his teammates how delicious it is and how it is nourishing his body.

[thunderup]

GG Pats fans. Ima jet out, will be back on for the change later.

[LnGrrrR]

Ok McDaniels, you can let Blount sit now. Please. PLEASE. :lol

7th rushing TD?

[monosylab1k]

If Ridley can keep from being a stupid fumbling faggot, this team can ride The Winnebago and Ridley to New Jersey.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

The playcalling has been nothing short of marvelous for the Pats tonight... damn.

Agreed. McDaniels has had a great year given the talent he's had to work with. I'm glad he's sticking around.

[HI-FI]

thunderup with the log in/log out goods.

[monosylab1k]

Ok McDaniels, you can let Blount sit now. Please. PLEASE. :lol

7th rushing TD?

Josh wouldn't fulfill his time here unless he runs Blount into the ground and he pulls a hammy on the first drive next week.

[jeebus]

thunderup with the log in/log out goods.
there's one down...

[dirk4mvp]

Ok, you got me on that one :D


I don't think any of the players for the Colts on IR changes the game that much, except for Wayne obviously.



Yeah I totally agree Indy couldn't use their best tackler against a team that's been running the ball down their throats all night.

[LnGrrrR]

Where the fuck is Fabbs? I'm waiting for his awesome puns about the Pats cheating.

[.G.]

G:cry:crydbye Frank Dierdorff

[monosylab1k]

Yeah I totally agree Indy couldn't use their best tackler against a team that's been running the ball down their throats all night.

lol salty as fuck

[Clipper Nation]

STFU and GTFO already, Dierdorf!

[Ghazi]

:cry good bye Dan :cry

[LnGrrrR]

Yeah I totally agree Indy couldn't use their best tackler against a team that's been running the ball down their throats all night.

Strawman. I'm pretty sure Gronk, Wilfork and Mayo would've been useful tonight too.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Hey monosylab1k, I'm too lazy/drunk to pick dirk4mvp's avy/sig. If you have any ideas feel free.

[monosylab1k]

Where the fuck is Fabbs? I'm waiting for his awesome puns about the Pats cheating.

Maybe he'll have a totally original Brady hair joke!

[LnGrrrR]

lolpunt

[monosylab1k]

Hey monosylab1k, I'm too lazy/drunk to pick dirk4mvp's avy/sig. If you have any ideas feel free.

lol matt jones imho

nigga where the fuck are we gonna watch the AFC Championship game at?

[LakerHater]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdwGXFtCEAA3WYV.png

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

lol matt jones imho

nigga where the fuck are we gonna watch the AFC Championship game at?

I was just about to ax you that. Where are you at in DFW?

[Raven]

Yeah I totally agree Indy couldn't use their best tackler against a team that's been running the ball down their throats all night.

how about losing two top 3 TE, all three starting DT, about three starting LB and on and on.. seriously dude..

[jeebus]

Hey monosylab1k (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=5048), I'm too lazy/drunk to pick dirk4mvp (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=3863)'s avy/sig. If you have any ideas feel free.
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told you

[LnGrrrR]

Is it sad to admit that I'm excited this means we get another Hulk Hogan video?

[dirk4mvp]

Strawman. I'm pretty sure Gronk, Wilfork and Mayo would've been useful tonight too.

Can you locate the certain area of the forum with a source when I said they wouldn't be tbh?

[LnGrrrR]

This pussy Nate Dunlevy is bitching his heart out on the ESPN Gamecast Twitter feed

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Can you locate the certain area of the forum with a source when I said they wouldn't be tbh?

i'm a little confused on your argument then bro

[monosylab1k]

jeebus with the GOAT sig bet goods tbh

[dirk4mvp]

how about losing two top 3 TE, all three starting DT, about three starting LB and on and on.. seriously dude..

Who's fault is it that Hernandez is a b3aner psychopath?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Who's fault is it that Hernandez is a b3aner psychopath?

It's Tebow's fault. I blame him.

[monosylab1k]

I was just about to ax you that. Where are you at in DFW?

Live in Allen tbh, but i'm down to go wherever. Another Patriot fan friend of mine works at the Granada so he might know of a good spot too tbh

[monosylab1k]

Who's fault is it that Hernandez is a b3aner psychopath?

lol salty as FUCK

[scanry]

Meanwhile the Diggler dropped 40 on them BRpelicans

[HI-FI]

Brady with 198 yards passing and 0 TDs. Just give him the GOAT Trophy already.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

gg pats fam...

... i wish there were more panthers fans on this board..

[dirk4mvp]

i'm a little confused on your argument then bro

*meow*

[monosylab1k]

Brady with 198 yards passing and 0 TDs. Just give him the GOAT Trophy already.

Don't even give a fuck, tbh. He had 3 titles as a game manager, 0 as a franchise QB. If they can ride Blount/Ridley to a title then i'll take it.

[LnGrrrR]

I don't care if Brady doesn't get a TD this whole postseason if he moves the chains and doesn't turn it over. Brady >>>>> Luck this game, even though Luck had TDs and more yards.

[jeebus]

loluck

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

luck is horrible 2.0

[HI-FI]

Don't even give a fuck, tbh. He had 3 titles as a game manager, 0 as a franchise QB. If they can ride Blount/Ridley to a title then i'll take it.
nothing wrong with that. pats fan should feel that way I just get tired of people or media giving brady all the credit. He had a decent game, no mistakes, similar to my nig Alex Smith, just pats always gameplan so well.

[.G.]

L:lolck

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

avante is gonna have a field day tbh

[LnGrrrR]

Bwahahahahaha. Victory formation, assemble!

[LakerHater]

So Luck has the same amounta pix as Blount has TDs?

[DeadlyDynasty]

2 grams of the white girl and 10 xany bars...let's see how many days i can make this last

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Luck
:lol Another pick-throwing playoff choker on the Colts

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Live in Allen tbh, but i'm down to go wherever. Another Patriot fan friend of mine works at the Granada so he might know of a good spot too tbh

The Granada is like a mile from where I live so if he knows of a place I'm down. I'll go anywhere though as long as it's not South of downtown :lol

[Raven]

Who's fault is it that Hernandez is a b3aner psychopath?

who's fault is that your linebacker is injured?

[HI-FI]

2 grams of the white girl and 10 xany bars...let's see how many days i can make this last
:lol
you hanging out with the White Lady?

never heard that before til I read it in a Robert Downey Jr interview.

[dirk4mvp]

Meanwhile the Diggler dropped 40 on them BRpelicans

God does somewhat exist tbh

[Raven]

166yd and 4td.. who would have thought at the start of the season tbh

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Wow bible girl just texted me asking if I want to go to dinner (at fucking 10:30). This girl is really starting to piss me off.

[LnGrrrR]

Wow bible girl just texted me asking if I want to go to dinner (at fucking 10:30). This girl is really starting to piss me off.

Tell her to pick some MickeyD's and stop by. Trash food + alcohol + playoff win = ecstasy

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Wow bible girl just texted me asking if I want to go to dinner (at fucking 10:30). This girl is really starting to piss me off.

:lmao do it and get some buns dude don't be a pussy...


actually strike that i wouldn't be trying to pay for shit for some pussy...

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lol
you hanging out with the White Lady?

never heard that before til I read it in a Robert Downey Jr interview.
The best part is right npw, on the 395 bridge drive back from the beach, where thr Miami skyline is lit up and reflecting off thr water...best backdrop to do keybumps to...it's impossible not to feel like a badass:lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Tell her to pick some MickeyD's and stop by. Trash food + alcohol + playoff win = ecstasy

I told her to pick a takeout place and I'd pay. There's no fucking way I'm leaving my couch :lmao

[Raven]

she should cook tbh

[HI-FI]

The best part is right npw, on the 395 bridge drive back from the beach, where thr Miami skyline is lit up and reflecting off thr water...best backdrop to do keybumps to...it's impossible not to feel like a badass:lol
:lol
i'm not a coke guy but imagine you got some michael mann atmospheric music to heighten your mood.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

The best part is right npw, on the 395 bridge drive back from the beach, where thr Miami skyline is lit up and reflecting off thr water...best backdrop to do keybumps to...it's impossible not to feel like a badass:lol

its just the coke bro

[Creepn]

2 grams of the white girl and 10 xany bars...let's see how many days i can make this last

I thought you was turning a new leaf and dropping the drugs?

[LnGrrrR]

she should cook tbh

Too late, tbh. If I had a chick getting to the house at 11 at night, I don't want to wait another 30 mins for food.

Then again, I'm old and married now, so take that fwiw.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:lol
i'm not a coke guy but imagine you got some michael mann atmospheric music to heighten your mood.

:lmao i can see DD randomely breaking out the hula-hoop


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_P8ffEHd5U

[LnGrrrR]

I'll be the uncool guy and suggest not doing coke + driving.

Also, Michael McDonald instead of Michael Mann.

"I can't, forget, we're not in love anymore....."

[HI-FI]

DeadlyDynasty will have this cued up when he gets home

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3Yqyif-Cw4

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

I'll be the uncool guy and suggest not doing coke + driving.

Also, Michael McDonald instead of Michael Mann.

"I can't, forget, we're not in love anymore....."

:lol i never drove on coke... but i did X and i was concentrated as fuck behind the wheel.. i could see a yellow light from like 3 miles away

[J.T.]

Fuck Pagano for punting on that 3rd and Nothing with around 10 minutes left down 21. Other than that, this one's pretty much on Luck and the Colts defense still not being able to stop the run. Props on the Patriots exploiting that. Hopefully we can pull some shit in the offseason and not field the worst interior offensive line in the NFL next year, or have 20 players go on IR. :smokin

[DeadlyDynasty]

I thought you was turning a new leaf and dropping the drugs?

Peer pressure in this thread, man

[J.T.]

If we can trade Richardson for a 3rd round pick I'd do it tbh

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao do it and get some buns dude don't be a pussy...


actually strike that i wouldn't be trying to pay for shit for some pussy...

It ain't even about the money :lol. I'm drunk, tired, and don't have the energy to go out to fucking dinner at 11:00 :lol.

[lefty]

fuck no dinner and no beer for me tonight


Upset stomach, had to drink Coke and Pepto Bismol :lol

[LakerHater]

He smiles!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdwN-31IUAAqFWu.jpg

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lol
i'm not a coke guy but imagine you got some michael mann atmospheric music to heighten your mood.

Not a bad guess...listening tp Kavinsky from the Drive soundtrack:lol

[Creepn]

It ain't even about the money :lol. I'm drunk, tired, and don't have the energy to go out to fucking dinner at 11:00 :lol.

It's a booty call man.

[HI-FI]

Not a bad guess...listening tp Kavinsky from the Drive soundtrack:lol

still need to see that. if for nothing else, huge fan of Cliff Martinez who did the music. his Traffic and Solaris music is fantastic, not to mention Limey, and I'm not even a Soderbergh guy. But I'm sure you into Martinez already. Heard Drive was similar to Mann's Thief, which is very good shit, so I'll try to check it out.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Well I just convinced her to get some cheap dirty ass gook food. Out.

[monosylab1k]

Well I just convinced her to get some cheap dirty ass gook food. Out.

:tu :lol

[Raven]

If we can trade Richardson for a 3rd round pick I'd do it tbh

pipe dream.

[Spur Bank]

Saw these gifs on another forum. This was from the 3rd quarter, 2nd and 3 at the goal line.. Andrew Luck's reaction when the sideline radios in the play call of a Trent Richardson run up the middle.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AGOV7o3rZ7k/UtReBcKIJLI/AAAAAAAABE4/k_m0ggYvPy8/s1600/luck23.gif

[Spur Bank]

One more.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-KvCbnCQpzzY/UtSOUqOTVNI/AAAAAAAABFk/QqlRirixFlI/s1600/dafuq.gif

[Spur-Addict]

:lol

[spurraider21]

:lmao

[dirk4mvp]

The squad Luck has been carrying...

[SupremeGuy]

Colts were in it for a while, but shit happens.

[J.T.]

Saw these gifs on another forum. This was from the 3rd quarter, 2nd and 3 at the goal line.. Andrew Luck's reaction when the sideline radios in the play call of a Trent Richardson run up the middle.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AGOV7o3rZ7k/UtReBcKIJLI/AAAAAAAABE4/k_m0ggYvPy8/s1600/luck23.gif


Oh wow, hopefully next season we get to see how good "Fuck you, I'm calling my own plays now" Andrew Luck is. Manning was unleashed in year 3. Time to repeat history.

[spurraider21]

Oh wow, hopefully next season we get to see how good "Fuck you, I'm calling my own plays now" Andrew Luck is. Manning was unleashed in year 3. Time to repeat history.
Manning sending the punt team back is still one of the more epic moments I can remember. Iirc he hit Wayne with a back shoulder throw for the first

[resistanze]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Zle75blK-bU/UtTIcQLmu-I/AAAAAAAABGM/9-PpEhkUjfs/s1600/tr.gif

:rollin

[spurraider21]

:lmao thats how i would expect MY carries to be in the nfl tbh

[LnGrrrR]

God, what a shitty RB. Why the fuck did he hesitate? Just bounce it outside!

[Monostradamus]

And to think, not one but two different franchises wasted a 1st round pick on him.

[J.T.]

He had a better lane going to the right if Luck would have thrown a block for him...which I think Luck would have been happy to do. But yeah no reason that doesn't gain 5-6 yards with literally any other player running the ball.

[LnGrrrR]

Tbh, if I'm calling plays, I'd rather Trent eats dirt than risk losing my franchise QB.

[J.T.]

Tbh, if I'm calling plays, I'd rather Trent eats dirt than risk losing my franchise QB.

I don't think Luck would get a serious injury throwing a block. He's got the size and he's made some nice tackles on turnover plays.

[LnGrrrR]

Yeah, but freak accidents happen. I wouldn't want my team taking the chance, especially for Trent. If it was a RB I had some confidence to actually perform better than a random person pulled off the street, maybe. But still probably no.

[resistanze]

random person pulled off the street
Hey screw you! I would've ran for AT LEAST 3 yards on that play.

[spurraider21]

He had a better lane going to the right if Luck would have thrown a block for him...which I think Luck would have been happy to do. But yeah no reason that doesn't gain 5-6 yards with literally any other player running the ball.
Yeah, no. When your center pulls left, you don't run right unless you are a LeSean McCoy type. Not sure Trent has the speed to get to the edge if he reverses field. The play is designed to go left all the way, including Luck rolling out right to draw the defense

[J.T.]

Yeah, no. When your center pulls left, you don't run right unless you are a LeSean McCoy type. Not sure Trent has the speed to get to the edge if he reverses field. The play is designed to go left all the way, including Luck rolling out right to draw the defense

Richardson isn't a LeSean McCoy type? Then wtf did we give up a 1st for?

[spurraider21]

Richardson isn't a LeSean McCoy type? Then wtf did we give up a 1st for?
I didn't mean he had to have that much talent. Was referring to running style. A cutback requires a running back with speed and lateral agility

[J.T.]

I didn't mean he had to have that much talent. Was referring to running style. A cutback requires a running back with speed and lateral agility

You mean all RBs can't do the same things? Preposterous.

[spurraider21]

You mean all RBs can't do the same things? Preposterous.
K. You are the one that said trich should have cut back right, while the play is clearly dedicated to running left, and trich does not have the running style that would make that successful. Either you weren't aware of what you just posted, or you are now being stupid for the fun of it

[J.T.]

K. You are the one that said trich should have cut back right, while the play is clearly dedicated to running left, and trich does not have the running style that would make that successful. Either you weren't aware of what you just posted, or you are now being stupid for the fun of it

Well, obviously going left didn't work out too well on that play. Perhaps paydirt was actually to the right instead.

[spurraider21]

Well, obviously going left didn't work out too well on that play. Perhaps paydirt was actually to the right instead.
Having a plodder reverse fields is likely going to result in a loss of yards. Going left was correct, he fucked up when he hesitated. If he kept at full speed he should have picked up a solid 4-5 yards

[J.T.]

Having a plodder reverse fields is likely going to result in a loss of yards. Going left was correct, he fucked up when he hesitated. If he kept at full speed he should have picked up a solid 4-5 yards

I still think Andrew Luck could have blocked the shit out of that for Richardson. He's great at everything else, why not mix in blocking.

[spurraider21]

Im sure he can block but the defender would take the opportunity to get a free shot

[LnGrrrR]

Richardson isn't a LeSean McCoy type? Then wtf did we give up a 1st for?

the lulz?