Here's Avante's annual lie

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Dude, are you really dumb enought to think I actually bet 5,500 on football games...hahahaha!!!!!! Once I saw just how much this shit meant to you/others I decided to have some fun with it. What wife lets her husband bet thousands of dollars on football games?

I had fun with it, now it's time to talk about the games left....got it?

Done talking about me...ok?

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao NFL betting expert claiming his wife won't let him bet

[Avante]

The key is to know your target audience as you all can see I do...hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! I;m as master at taking any situation and it becoming all about.....me.

BUT....I'm bored with it and far more interested in the remaining games. So I'll be talking football, you can talk about....me.

I did get a big laugh out of that.....ok gang lets all just ignore Avante.......hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah right.

[monosylab1k]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao NFL betting expert claiming his wife won't let him bet

:lmao he probably lets his wife fuck big-dicked black guys while he sits in the corner jerking off.

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

:lmao

[HarlemHeat37]

:lmao he probably lets his wife fuck big-dicked black guys while he sits in the corner jerking off.

:lmao Lorenzo Neal-type niggas, to be specific..

[Clipper Nation]

The key is to know your target audience as you all can see I do...hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:lmao The most whipped man alive

:cry "I was just kidding about all those shit picks, my wife won't let me bet!" :cry

:lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao he probably lets his wife fuck big-dicked black guys while he sits in the corner jerking off.

:lmao that would explain why he loves big black men so much

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao he probably lets his wife fuck big-dicked black guys while he sits in the corner jerking off.
:lmao Cuckvante

[HarlemHeat37]

The search engine here sucks, I can't find the posts of Avante's creepy, disturbing comments about Lorenzo Neal's body from 2 years ago:lol..

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lmao what a faggot

[Avante]

:lmao he probably lets his wife fuck big-dicked black guys while he sits in the corner jerking off.

I;ved noticed you talk a lot about big dicked black guys amigo, what gives?

[HarlemHeat37]

I;ved noticed you talk a lot about big dicked black guys amigo, what gives?

What does your wife look like, tbh?..

[Avante]

See how easily I do this....hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yep.,..THE MASTER!

[Trainwreck2100]

Welp wifey gonna have to curl up to a spot under the bus next to mason

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:lmao he probably lets his wife fuck big-dicked black guys while he sits in the corner jerking off.

:lmao chapelle show

[Avante]

What does your wife look like, tbh?..

5-10 135 with long blonde hair, big blue eyes and that "my daddy owns oil wells" walk.

[dirk4mvp]

What does your wife look like, tbh?..

I would say not too great, Avante spent his career working at a cheese factory iirc and he's morbidly obese. Just putting 2 and 2 together tbh.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

5-10 135 with long blonde hair, big blue eyes and that "my daddy owns oil wells" walk.

How does she walk when Lorenzo Neal gets done relocating her kidneys with his middle leg?

[Clipper Nation]

How does she walk when Lorenzo Neal gets done relocating her kidneys with his middle leg?
:lmao

[Avante]

How does she walk when Lorenzo Neal gets done relocating her kidneys with his middle leg?

Why the cartoon bit? Nobody is 15 years old...ok?

Lorenzo 's dad is a preacher in Lemoore, his uncle Wilie a friend of mine.

Here we have all this football to talk about and who is the master here...yep...me!

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Cuckvante
:lol The most pussy-whipped cuckhold on the planet

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Why the cartoon bit? Nobody is 15 years old...ok?

Lorenzo 's dad is a preacher in Lemoore, his uncle Wilie a friend of mine.

:lmao Uncle Willie

"Hey Willeh, can you come over tonight? Judy is in the mood and I'm too inadequate to satisfy her :depressed. I promise to clean her up for you."

[Avante]

:lol Cuckvante
:lol The most pussy-whipped cuckhold on the planet

That coming from a faggot, sheesh!

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Uncle Willie

"Hey Willeh, can you come over tonight? Judy is in the mood and I'm too inadequate to satisfy her :depressed"
:lmao They probably met after Cuckvante put an ad up on Craigslist searching for "Bulls to service his wife," tbh....

[Avante]

:lmao Uncle Willie

"Hey Willeh, can you come over tonight? Judy is in the mood and I'm too inadequate to satisfy her :depressed"

Yep, Willie Neal. He ran on those Lemoore High School 4x1 teams with the great Tommie Smith. Lorenzo a great HS wrestler while there.

[Avante]

:lmao They probably met after Cuckvante put an ad up on Craigslist searching for black bulls to service his wife, tbh....

Then you little shits wonder why I have no respect for any of you, too stupid!

[Clipper Nation]

See how easily I do this....hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yep.,..THE MASTER!
Is that what your Bull says to you while he's fucking your wife? :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Then you little shits wonder why I have no respect for any of you, too stupid!

Your wife obviously has no respect for your NFL betting expertise seeing that she doesn't let you bet :lmao:lmao

[jeebus]

Lorenzo Neal is a local (Lemoore HS/Fresno State) former NFL fullback. And a close friend of Seau's. Just saw him (plowing my wife) talking about his relationship with Seau and how he didn't see this coming at all. Mentioned being with him about three weeks ago and how Seau appeared in great spirits/no problems.

I'm sure I'm not the only one thinking...suicide????..or was it...hmm?

Add...

Since I typed that, it appears a text to his x-wife..."I love you"....has been discovered. Suicide was probably what happened.



He went to HS in nearby Lemoore, I worked with Willie Neal the uncle of NFL fullback Lorenzo Neal, Willie ran on the same 4x1 team with Tommie while at Lemoore. Ernie Smith (younger brother) was a solid sprinter/hurdler while at Oregon State.


This is still considered by guys like myself to be the first truly remarkable display of speed ever witnessed. Absolutely amazing; Judy loved it.




Ok man this isn't the place to screw around and hijack, if ya had any class you'd realize that. So after this I'm done with your dumb ass, respect this guys thread.

See that black guy, he was an NCAA wrester and an all pro fullback (now at closer to 250) for the Chargers...Lorenzo Neal. Stay stupid slick.

Michael Turner the stud running back for the Falcons....5-11 245...fat??? I won't even go into all the great body builders that would be considered fat on any chart. Would 5-6 200 pounds be fat? Franco Columbo Mr.Olympia,


Sorry Roger.



So we know that Robert is just your average Joe, right? NEWFLASH.....tons and tons and tons of average people hit the gym, home gym. I'm 6-2 278 pounds (right now) I have a 34 (:lmao) inch waist. Ridiculous is assuming Robert just has to be an average Joe.

I know Lorenzo Neal, I've met his family he's from nearby Lemoore. Lorenzo always looked that way, just a naturally big guy. I worked with his uncle Willie also, he ran on the same HS 4x1 with Tommie Smith. He also pushes Judy's intestines aside when he rams her with is 13 incher.

:lol

[HarlemHeat37]

:lmao I knew I remembered that shit, I just couldn't find it..

:lmao:lmao JUDY LOVED IT.:lmao:lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao:lmao:lmao "Judy loved it"

[benefactor]

:lol

[LnGrrrR]

6'2, 278 lbs? So Avante is basically one of those super deformed head POP Toys?

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR8atfpPiWmCuzVxI8l2trnnPt8Czgv0 2CD2blB8a3ejeM52Vi47StzDyNjjQ

[GoodOdor]

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

Seriously though, someone needs to pink the old f@ggot. We have enough threads that can be bumped for his shit takes/welching, but now
he's just straight spamming.

[FYM]

This avante dude is the definition of pathetic