The Great Avante

[Avante]

Since it's real obvious I'm the hot topic here I won't be talking about myself anywhere else but here. I prefer to talk about the remaining football games. But since you little shits ...need...to talk to me we'll do it here or not at all..got it?

I'll answer all your questions in this thread and nowhere else. So those of you with a bad case of Avante-itist, here I am.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Cuckhold

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

How much money did you lose betting on NFL games this year?

[Avante]

:lmao Cuckhold

I do need you to up your game half pint, you appear to lack creativety. If we've read one of your threads we've read them all....got it

Who is next?

[Avante]

How much money did you lose betting on NFL games this year?

I'm up about 1100 bucks, I'm just a 110 to win a 100 player. I did have SD plus the 9.5 today.

Who is next?

[Clipper Nation]

I'm up about 1100 bucks
Wrong answer, dumbass :lol

I thought Judy didn't let you bet? You can't even keep your lies straight :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao making more shit up

[monosylab1k]

When Lorenzo Neal is plowing your wife's balloon knot as you jerk off in the corner, do you try and time it so that you cum the same time he does? And if so, isn't that kinda gay?

[Avante]

Wrong answer, dumbass :lol

The college game is much easier to play, just take double digit dogs, and I do.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

The college game is much easier to play, just take double digit dogs, and I do.

I said NFL games.

[Avante]

When Lorenzo Neal is plowing your wife's balloon knot as you jerk off in the corner, do you try and time it so that you cum the same time he does? And if so, isn't that kinda gay?

That only works with little kids slick...ok?

[Clipper Nation]

The college game is much easier to play, just take double digit dogs, and I do.
Judging from your terrible takes about West Virginia and Oregon the past two years, there's no way you're any better at CFB :lol

[HarlemHeat37]

Avante, does your wife have an issue with your weight problem, tbh?..

[Avante]

I said NFL games.

I'd guess about half of that 1100.

[JMarkJohns]

This forum is a shit show.

Such a goddamn waste.

[Clipper Nation]

I'd guess about half of that 1100.
How can you be up $550 if Judy won't let you bet? :lol

[Avante]

Avante, does your wife have an issue with your weight problem, tbh?..

She didn't like me doing my weight lifting at the gym, so I bought all I needed to work out at home. Been lifting since I was 15 (football).

[Avante]

How can you be up $550 if Judy won't let you bet? :lol

I didn't say anything about her not letting me bet little guy, I said she wouldn't be cool if I bet thousands of dollars.

I do this with my stash $$$$, if I were to lose 5,500 she'd know about it.

[Avante]

This forum is a shit show.

Such a goddamn waste.

Dude, you ever do anything besides wahwahwah...???

[Avante]

Judging from your terrible takes about West Virginia and Oregon the past two years, there's no way you're any better at CFB :lol

Dude, everyone is better playing college ball. You really don't understand any of this do you?

In the NFL it really is...any given Sunday. Not so in the college game, USC will beat Long Beach State 100 out of 100, so you just look for the right number.

[JMarkJohns]

Do you ever do anything besides take a fat dump in your keyboard and press "post"?

Like I said, shit show...

[Avante]

Do you ever do anything besides take a fat dump in your keyboard and press "post"?

Like I said, shit show...

I;m here to talk football little fella, but since everyone is more interested in me, why fight it?

We could talk about your Cardinals, starting back in Chicago when they were the Chicago Cardinals. would you believe the Rams once traded nine players for your Olympic sprinting running back Ollie Matson?

[Clipper Nation]

I;m here to talk football little fella, but since everyone is more interested in me, why fight it?

We could talk about your Cardinals, starting back in Chicago when they were the Chicago Cardinals.
Why do you have a creepy obsession with Lorenzo Neal's body? :lol

[Avante]

Why do you have a creepy obsession with Lorenzo Neal's body? :lol

Why do you have a creepy obsession with me?

I met Lorenzo once for about 15 minutes, while you follow me around.

[Clipper Nation]

Why do you have a creepy obsession with me?
I don't, tbh.... why are you deflecting and dodging the question?

[Avante]

I don't, tbh.... why are you deflecting and dodging the question?

Yes you do, here you always are humping away. I'm what you want to do and you make that very obvious.

[JMarkJohns]

I;m here to talk football little fella, but since everyone is more interested in me, why fight it?

We could talk about your Cardinals, starting back in Chicago when they were the Chicago Cardinals. wOULD YOU BELIEVE THE rams once traded nine players for your Olympic sprinting running back Ollie Matson?

Truth always sounds like lies from a welcher.

Go fuck yourself. Such a goddamn farce you thinking you offer anything but a punchline.

[Avante]

Truth always sounds like lies from a welcher.

Go fuck yourself. Such a goddamn farce you thinking you offer anything but a punchline.

I;m not the one who does nothing here but cry around like a one legged whore. You do...0....besides wimper.....why?

[JMarkJohns]

Says you...

[Avante]

This is too easy....hahahaha!!!!!!!!!

[Avante]

Says you...

Sorry little man but if we look at your posting history all we see in one long and loud....Wahwahwah. You are a cry baby little fella.

[JMarkJohns]

If you can find your dick in the rolls of 280, go jerk it to a turn of the century obscure statistic.

If we looked up your post history and scroll down all we'd find is eternity lamenting the fact you have a post history. We'd throw a party if you choked on your cholesterol pills. Your only worth is how little we value you. We don't laugh with you, near you, or for you. We laugh at you.

But waste more time telling me about my takes.

Like everything else you have ever posted here, it's shit. Utterly complete, wholly shit.

[benefactor]

Why do you refuse to address this?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226854

[Avante]

If you can find your dick in the rolls of 280, go jerk it to a turn of the century obscure statistic.

If we looked up your post history and scroll down all we'd find is eternity lamenting the fact you have a post history. We'd throw a party if you choked on your cholesterol pills. Your only worth is how little we value you. We don't laugh with you, near you, or for you. We laugh at you.

But waste more time telling me about my takes.

Like everything else you have ever posted here, it's shit. Utterly complete, wholly shit.

Nobody gives a damn about your takes is what I'm saying, ya see slugger you make no impact of any kind. You come here and then precede to cry around like the little bitch you are. If you never posted here again nobody would even know it, you see fucker you are a....0.

[HarlemHeat37]

If you can find your dick in the rolls of 280, go jerk it to a turn of the century obscure statistic.

If we looked up your post history and scroll down all we'd find is eternity lamenting the fact you have a post history. We'd throw a party if you choked on your cholesterol pills. Your only worth is how little we value you. We don't laugh with you, near you, or for you. We laugh at you.

But waste more time telling me about my takes.

Like everything else you have ever posted here, it's shit. Utterly complete, wholly shit.

:wow:wow:lmao..

[Avante]

Why do you refuse to address this?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226854

I assumed this being playoff time all that sort of stuff was a bore and got in the way. What's so exciting about it?

[Avante]

:wow:wow:lmao..

Get off on the stupid I see.

[Avante]

I do get tired of those boards where everyone knows their stuff, this is more fun. Me vs a bunch of dumdass kids..hahaha!!!!

[JMarkJohns]

Nobody gives a damn about your takes is what I'm saying, ya see slugger you make no impact of any kind. You come here and then precede to cry around like the little bitch you are. If you never posted here again nobody would even know it, you see fucker you are a....0.

Hope that eases your mind, you believing that and all. You should make this statement one of your stone cold locks. That'll make it true.

Also, I made two general statements to start in this thread. Nary a one in response. Nary a one mentioning a name. You took them personally. Shows how much you know what I say is true. You're the self-fulfilling prophesy of bullshit. Someone even mentions the word, and you come a quotin', a claiming, a defending and deflecting like your active offense against the label distracts people from the truth of it.

Have fun sucking yourself off, if'n ya can find it, of course.

[Clipper Nation]

If you can find your dick in the rolls of 280, go jerk it to a turn of the century obscure statistic.

If we looked up your post history and scroll down all we'd find is eternity lamenting the fact you have a post history. We'd throw a party if you choked on your cholesterol pills. Your only worth is how little we value you. We don't laugh with you, near you, or for you. We laugh at you.

But waste more time telling me about my takes.

Like everything else you have ever posted here, it's shit. Utterly complete, wholly shit.
JMarkJohns goin' HAM :wow

[Avante]

Hope that eases your mind, you believing that and all. You should make this statement one of your stone cold locks. That'll make it true.

Also, I made two general statements to start in this thread. Nary a one in response. Nary a one mentioning a name. You took them personally. Shows how much you know what I say is true. You're the self-fulfilling prophesy of bullshit. Someone even mentions the word, and you come a quotin', a claiming, a defending and deflecting like your active offense against the label distracts people from the truth of it.

Have fun sucking yourself off, if'n ya can find it, of course.

Unlike you slick I don't try to suck myself off.

You really do get a nut wimpering around don't you?

[JMarkJohns]

Good one... Ouch

[Robz4000]

If you can find your dick in the rolls of 280, go jerk it to a turn of the century obscure statistic.

If we looked up your post history and scroll down all we'd find is eternity lamenting the fact you have a post history. We'd throw a party if you choked on your cholesterol pills. Your only worth is how little we value you. We don't laugh with you, near you, or for you. We laugh at you.

But waste more time telling me about my takes.

Like everything else you have ever posted here, it's shit. Utterly complete, wholly shit.

Holy shit....:lmao....

[Avante]

Good one... Ouch

I don't get all excited talking to you like you do me.

I gotta confess I am a bit shocked that I or anyone could make this sort of impact here. It's pretty amazing how serious you midgets are about.....me. Especially since none of you make any impact with me.

[JMarkJohns]

And that's why you first quoted my general and personally innocuous comment, and can't stop replying to my taunts.

[Avante]

And that's why you first quoted my general and personally innocuous comment, and can't stop replying to my taunts.

I'm not the one who worries about....you...midget, yet here you are all worried about me. I find that funny. Why are you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooo damn concerned? It's weird!

[JMarkJohns]

Did it again, that whole "I don't care, but imma quoting you" bullshit.

Like a fatty to food, ya just can't help yourself!

[Avante]

Did it again, that whole "I don't care, but imma quoting you" bullshit.

Like a fatty to food, ya just can't help yourself!

Let;s see...

You enter...my..thread to cry around about why you can't help but enter..... my.... threads but I can't help myself....hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok faggot here's the deal.

You will respond to this, I guarantere it. Now watch how easy this is. You can't help yourself.

[Jeff Van Gundy]

Someone bump all the avante is a faggot threads please

[Avante]

Someone bump all the avante is a faggot threads please

A real faggot is a guy who comes here to just leech off everyone else like you do. You have never posted a thread here, why is that?

[Jeff Van Gundy]

A real faggot is a guy who comes here to just leech off everyone else like you do. You have never posted a thread here, why is that?
Shut up faggot

[Avante]

Shut up faggot

translation

Yep, I've never posted a thread anywhere, ya see I 'm a lowrent follower. I envy guys like Avante who jump right in, I have to slither around.

[Avante]

Ok, I showed just now much control I have here. Now it's time to head back up the mountain, see you midgets in about a week.

[Jeff Van Gundy]

Ok, I showed just now much control I have here. Now it's time to head back up the mountain, see you midgets in about a week.
Lol control
Lol thinking it's safe to come back in the forum but avoiding all your previous shitty predictions

[ChumpDumper]

Avante, why are you so terrible at picking NFL games?

[Blake]

Since it's real obvious I'm the hot topic here

you're the hot punch line here.

[Clipper Nation]

Ok, I showed just now much control I have here. Now it's time to head back up the mountain, see you midgets in about a week.
:lmao Going back to "the mountains" (in other words, into hiding) every time you get shitted on

[scanry]

Avante has been piling on them bads tbqfh.

[Jeff Van Gundy]

Where's the great avante tbh? Does he still dominate this forum?

[AchillesHeel]

Please pick Denver to win the SB

[MeloHype]

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