Top 25 Things For SpursWoman to Do with Chris out of town

[Kori Ellis]

As some people know, Chris (useruser666) is out of town for two days and this is the first time that he and SpursWoman are separated since they began dating.

So what should she do while he is out of town?

1. MegaPlex

[Johnny Tightlips]

2. i do alotta things

[ShoogarBear]

This is too easy . . .

[timvp]

3. Search thru User's things.

[Clandestino]

4. Put on her sluttiest outfit and go out to a bar or club...

[Cant_Be_Faded]

5) Buttafuoco, buttafuoco, buttafuoco

[Kori Ellis]

6) Shelly

[Cant_Be_Faded]

6?) Shelly


*drool*

[Cant_Be_Faded]

7) Read a book

[spurschick]

8. Pay-Per-View and a family pack of AA batteries

[3rdCoast]

Melissa is funny tonight

[Johnny Tightlips]

8. Pay-Per-View and a family pack of AA batteries


....


i ain't sayin' nothin'

[MaNuMaNiAc]

8. Pay-Per-View and a family pack of AA batteries
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_18.gif<----- spurschick, hehe

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Spend time in the bubblebath, or with Mr. Shower Head

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

9. Mouse

[Cant_Be_Faded]

10) stay up all night scoffing at GiG in the Club

[tw05baller]

go bowling

[KEDA]

go bowling


huh?

as long as I get to participate.

[Guru of Nothing]

I can't believe I'm the first to sugggest she post pics of her breasts.

For your cut and paste convenience SW, here's your black bar:





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[timvp]

Since she hasn't replied ot this thread, I think number one or number eight is already underway.

[SpursWoman]

8. Pay-Per-View and a family pack of AA batteries


I just got back from Walgreens with a 16 pack.... :wow :wow :lmao :lmao


http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/energizeme.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

Everyone on the Spurs' active roster twice and Pop once.

[timvp]

What did I tell ya?

:smokin

[spurschick]

I just got back from Walgreens with a 16 pack.... :wow :wow :lmao :lmao


:elephant :elephant :elephant

[Kori Ellis]

:elephant :elephant :elephant

Are you joining her?

:lmao

[SpursWoman]

I can't believe I'm the first to sugggest she post pics of her breasts.

For your cut and paste convenience SW, here's your black bar:





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roflmfao @ this thread ...


kids will be in bed in 15 minutes, I'll post back with updates :smokin

[timvp]

Girls night out at SW's house?

[Kori Ellis]

I guess it's Girls Night In.

[spurschick]

Are you joining her?

:lmao


In spirit! :lol

[timvp]

Why did Kori just go pack a suitcase? And why is she taking the battery out of the car?

:wtf

[Kori Ellis]

Why did Kori just go pack a suitcase? And why is she taking the battery out of the car?

:wtf

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

How about all you girls get together and have a nice pillow fight.

[Kori Ellis]

How about all you girls get together and have a nice pillow fight.

And then we'll stream it.

[David Bowie]

wear lots of glitter while drinking a coke shake.

[spurschick]

Like a party at The Bunny Ranch! Those girls have some serious toys...

[Kori Ellis]

Like a party at The Bunny Ranch! Those girls have some serious toys...

SpursWoman has some serious toys too. She has a discount card at MegaPlex.

[ShoogarBear]

The pillow fight idea seems to have generated some outside interest . . .


http://www.crimelibrary.com/graphics/photos/gangsters_outlaws/cops_others/dolly_mapp/10-2-Don-King.jpg

[Kori Ellis]

I don't waste keystrokes on it.

[spurschick]

SpursWoman has some serious toys too. She has a discount card at MegaPlex.

Is that like getting frequent flyer miles? Buy 6, your 7th is free?

[Shelly]

I'm on my way over, SW :eyebrows

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I'm gonna have to bust out my Macro Lens...

[ShoogarBear]

I'm on my way over, SW :eyebrows angel_luv? 1Parker1? adrienne? Obi?

We're talking serious PPV here . . .


http://www.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/e/e4/Don_King.jpg

[SpursWoman]

Why did Kori just go pack a suitcase? And why is she taking the battery out of the car?

:wtf



:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[SpursWoman]

I'm on my way over, SW :eyebrows



:smokin

[timvp]

It's a long drive so I packed this in Kori's suitcase.

http://www.secondnirvana.com/products/images/1511.jpg

Complete with a car adaptor.

[spurschick]

It's a long drive so I packed this in Kori's suitcase.

http://www.secondnirvana.com/products/images/1511.jpg

Complete with a car adaptor.

Isn't that more dangerous than using a cell phone while driving?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Isn't that more dangerous than using a cell phone while driving?


nothing worse than a woman driving a car alone while on her cel phone.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It's times like these I thank God we have things like a vibrator you can control online. Did you get the one I sent, SW?

:lol

[maxpower]

http://www.sowega.net/~plainsed/kidsite/kidpages/images/pb.gif

[Cant_Be_Faded]

peanut butter, cuz i'm not butter
in fact i snap back like a rubber
BAND
i be sam, sam i am
master of the plan, wrappin shit like saran
WRAP
with some of this and some of that
hold up, whoa? i thought i taw a puddy tat
OVER THERE

[3rdCoast]

Hey guys, what if this thread passes the quattro

[Summers]

So... MegaPlex isn't the same as Cineplex.... (takes a while for the out-of-towner to clue in). :lol

[SpursWoman]

So... MegaPlex isn't the same as Cineplex.... (takes a while for the out-of-towner to clue in). :lol


I'm afraid not.... :lol :lol

[mouse]

http://www.sowega.net/~plainsed/kidsite/kidpages/images/pb.gif


^ :lmao

[SpursWoman]

^ :lmao


Hey, I don't even need peanut butter. Manny trained the kitties I got from him to pretty much suck on anything.


:lmao

[Summers]

I'm afraid not.... :lol :lol

I ventured into Dreamers in Austin a few years ago... It was a traumatic experience trying that hard to pretend I wasn't embarrassed. Recently, I bought my purple bunny friend online. That was better. The UPS guy was cute... the contents of the packaging were all warm from being inside his big truck all day...

[Summers]

Hey, I don't even need peanut butter. Manny trained the kitties I got from him to pretty much suck on anything.


:lmao

Oh... My... God!!!!



:lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hey, I don't even need peanut butter. Manny trained the kitties I got from him to pretty much suck on anything.


:lmao

That sound you just heard was E20 busting a nut.

[NZHayden]

this has got to be added to the classic's forum lol

[Samurai Jane]

Slumber Party!! (http://www.slumberparties.com/)

[SpursWoman]

Slumber Party!! (http://www.slumberparties.com/)



That's a cool site.... :smokin

[Flea]

Aw man I missed the slumber party. :depressed

[SpursWoman]

Aw man I missed the slumber party. :depressed




I still have one more night.... :eyebrows

[Flea]

Slumber Party!! (http://www.slumberparties.com/)


Has anyone had one of those or attended? I have a couple of friends (out of state) that have been to one and they say they are a lot of fun.

[Flea]

I still have one more night.... :eyebrows


Time to find a babysitter, oh wait that's what dear hubby is for! :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

Aw man I missed the slumber party. :depressed

damnit. me too.


I ventured into Dreamers in Austin a few years ago... It was a traumatic experience trying that hard to pretend I wasn't embarrassed. Recently, I bought my purple bunny friend online. That was better. The UPS guy was cute... the contents of the packaging were all warm from being inside his big truck all day...

hehe.
I have one that is actually a rubber ducky, he's waterproof and sits on the tub looking all cute when not in use.
It's soooo funny to me becaue people come over my house and have no idea what that duck is really for. :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

Has anyone had one of those or attended? I have a couple of friends (out of state) that have been to one and they say they are a lot of fun.


I had one of those as a shower thingy before I got married.. a friend of mine was a distributer.
Everyone at the party bought 1 thing for themselves and 1 thing for me.
I love free stuff.
It was alot of fun.

[Flea]

damnit. me too.



hehe.
I have one that is actually a rubber ducky, he's waterproof and sits on the tub looking all cute when not in use.
It's soooo funny to me becaue people come over my house and have no idea what that duck is really for. :lol


:lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=77307&catid=52319&trx=PLST-0-CAT&trxp1=52319&trxp2=77307&trxp3=1&trxp4=0&btrx=BUY-PLST-0-CAT

my ducky!!
and he's on sale.

[1369]

Funny thing, while I was shopping Amazon online for a new Polar heart rate monitor, I came across this new addition to their site:Link (http://www.amazon.com/gp/browse.html/102-2283354-5898539?node=3777371)

Didn't know they stocked those sorts of things.

[SpursWoman]

Funny thing, while I was shopping Amazon online for a new Polar heart rate monitor, I came across this new addition to their site:Link (http://www.amazon.com/gp/browse.html/102-2283354-5898539?node=3777371)

Didn't know they stocked those sorts of things.



Seriously, I thought I owned everything (http://www.amazon.com/gp/search.html/104-8660243-6903146?keywords=kegel%2dexerciser&node=3777371)

Looks like I need to get out the plastic.... :nerd :lol

[Summers]

Is the egg thing like a ben-wa ball? :oops

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lol @ kegel excersiers......

[1369]

Ok, looking at SW's link I have a question for you gals.

Just what in the hell would one use a "vaginal weight" for?

Tone things up and keep them from getting "droopy"?

[SpursWoman]

Tone things up and keep them from getting "droopy"?



Strengthen the PC muscles to keep it tight and get a better grip.... :angel :drunk :spin

[spurschick]

Slumber Party!! (http://www.slumberparties.com/)


Next Spurstalk GTG :smokin

[SpursWoman]

Next Spurstalk GTG :smokin


You know, the more I look at that, the more I want to have one.... :lol

[Samurai Jane]

Has anyone had one of those or attended? I have a couple of friends (out of state) that have been to one and they say they are a lot of fun.

I went to one a few weeks ago... it was alot of fun. I won some interesting lipstick too!!!

[ObiwanGinobili]

Strengthen the PC muscles to keep it tight and get a better grip.... :angel :drunk :spin

also....
prevents incontinace and makes it easier to give birth ......

[ObiwanGinobili]

I went to one a few weeks ago... it was alot of fun. I won some interesting lipstick too!!!


the kind where you leave the kiss mark and then it burns a littel when you blow on it? or the kind that glows in the dark?

[SpursWoman]

also....
prevents incontinace and makes it easier to give birth ......


And keep in shape for after giving birth. I forgot about that one...it's been a while since I've given birth. :lol

Not much you can do when the little bugger kicks you right in the bladder, though. :lol :oops

[ObiwanGinobili]

And keep in shape for after giving birth. I forgot about that one...it's been a while since I've given birth. :lol

Not much you can do when the little bugger kicks you right in the bladder, though. :lol :oops


:lol
or "dives for the exit"..... ow.

[Samurai Jane]

the kind where you leave the kiss mark and then it burns a littel when you blow on it? or the kind that glows in the dark?

No, the kind you probably shouldn't whip out to reapply in church.

[SpursWoman]

No, the kind you probably shouldn't whip out to reapply in church.


http://www.mr-bills.com/catalog/images/website%20pics%20retakes%20094.jpg

[Samurai Jane]

http://www.mr-bills.com/catalog/images/website%20pics%20retakes%20094.jpg

Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!!!

We have a winner!!! :elephant

[ObiwanGinobili]

ohhhhhhhh.

:lol

those are kinda cute!

SW you must have one of these party's!!

[Taco]

Seriously, I thought I owned everything (http://www.amazon.com/gp/search.html/104-8660243-6903146?keywords=kegel%2dexerciser&node=3777371)

Looks like I need to get out the plastic.... :nerd :lol


DAMN!!!!

They make Weights for everything!?!?!?!?!?

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0007UQF3E/sr=1-12/qid=1122996678/ref=sr_1_12/103-0981263-8710243?%5Fencoding=UTF8&n=3777371&s=hpc&v=glance

[T Park]

Well Im gonna keep my mind out of the gutter and say.


9. Ask Kori and LJ to take her to PF Changs

10. Hire someone hot to cut the lawn

[tlongII]

SW should drive to College Station and visit Jim.

[bigzak25]

go play at the beach...




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[Shelly]

Dear SW,

Thanks for the great time :smokin

[SpursWoman]

Dear SW,

Thanks for the great time :smokin



:makeout :hat

[Shelly]

Are you now thinking, "Chris Who?"





:rollin

[SpursWoman]

That's exactly what I was thinking.... :lol

[Shelly]

Hot Damn!

Sorry, User! You is fine no mo'!

[Horry For 3!]

Have a good time doing whatever you want.