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TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 08:17 PM
kawhi beasting already, but we all know whats going to happen cause someone else has to be the face of the night every night
Should have been sponsored by upstairs jizz bucket over Ayres dunks,
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 08:24 PM
KL making RJ his bitch as usual
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 08:25 PM
kl wont take a shot everytime enrique passes it to him, good shit...dont let that clown get the assists
jeebus
01-15-2014, 08:27 PM
Should have been sponsored by upstairs jizz bucket over Ayres dunks,
are they starting to be converts to mindless monkeyball? I'll bet when they see those dunk videos by middle/high schoolers, they think they'll be great players. Fucking Faggots.
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 08:30 PM
super mario, most of his made shots are fkn unbalance jumpers or leaners....
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 08:33 PM
lol bench makn run when enrique is on bench...
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 08:34 PM
i still dont get why teams dont hack ayres, his basically the shittest clown on the spurs who have no business playing in the league...dude is shit at everything
are they starting to be converts to mindless monkeyball? I'll bet when they see those dunk videos by middle/high schoolers, they think they'll be great players. Fucking Faggots.
Yep I unitentionally got sprayed with some jizz when I went in there.
There we go Jeff!!! There we go!
Leonard to Ayers slam. Damn.
Ayres gawd dang
good dunk by Errors
goddamn, ayres!!
Ayres with a finish!wow
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 08:36 PM
ayres on pace for career high
jeebus
01-15-2014, 08:36 PM
i still dont get why teams dont hack ayres, his basically the shittest clown on the spurs who have no business playing in the league...dude is shit at everything
he's probably not a blip on the scouting report. if all he does is make a couple dunks a game, he's a non issue for other teams. friggin ESPN is having a hard on for that monkeyball bullshit.
gnsf0946
01-15-2014, 08:36 PM
He reminds me of Birdman tbh
ElNono
01-15-2014, 08:37 PM
Errors shitting all over my man jeebus, tbh
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 08:37 PM
Yep I unitentionally got sprayed with some jizz when I went in there.
looks like asslickers are foaming at the mouth for monkeyass
jeebus
01-15-2014, 08:37 PM
Yep I unitentionally got sprayed with some jizz when I went in there.
fucking hypocrites. then again, it is upstairs. the same fags that think Neal > Marco
timtonymanu
01-15-2014, 08:38 PM
Tbh though Ayres is at least finishing these dunks. He would have missed all of them a month ago. :lol
He still should be a garbage time player when Splitter comes back though.
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 08:38 PM
he's probably not a blip on the scouting report. if all he does is make a couple dunks a game, he's a non issue for other teams. friggin ESPN is having a hard on for that monkeyball bullshit.
should gamble sending him to the ft line, its not like his the best shooter out there
jeebus
01-15-2014, 08:38 PM
Errors shitting all over my man jeebus (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=22786), tbh
he's proving me right. can't do shit on offense except get wide open dunks. can't do shit on defense except not play defense.
ElNono
01-15-2014, 08:39 PM
he's proving me right. can't do shit on offense except get wide open dunks. can't do shit on defense except not play defense.
come on... he used to miss 2/3 dunks a quarter
jeebus
01-15-2014, 08:40 PM
come on... he used to miss 2/3 dunks a quarter
so that just says he spends all his free time working on dunks instead of working on a post up game or trying to fix his defense or even learning how to dribble. errors is shitting on no one tbh.
gnsf0946
01-15-2014, 08:42 PM
:wow dude's beastin
ElNono
01-15-2014, 08:45 PM
so that just says he spends all his free time working on dunks instead of working on a post up game or trying to fix his defense or even learning how to dribble. errors is shitting on no one tbh.
:lol don't get mad, nigga hasn't missed yet...
jimbo
01-15-2014, 08:45 PM
so that just says he spends all his free time working on dunks instead of working on a post up game or trying to fix his defense or even learning how to dribble. errors is shitting on no one tbh.
It'd be a waste of time to work on any part of his game that requires any talent tbh. None of those aspects of his game are ever gonna be even decent against NBA competition.
Learning to play better positional D would probably be the only worthwhile thing.
Spur-Addict
01-15-2014, 08:47 PM
That nigga Nobli has been watching his own highlights too much. 5 hole turnobili
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 08:47 PM
It'd be a waste of time to work on any part of his game that requires any talent tbh. None of those aspects of his game are ever gonna be even decent against NBA competition.
Learning to play better positional D would probably be the only worthwhile thing.
doesnt explain why he should be ahead of baynes for minutes who has a wide skill set besides slow bro
did ayres threatened someone for minutes or his going to go raw deep while you at work?
Trainwreck2100
01-15-2014, 08:48 PM
i seriously doubt the wizards win that game
This is what happens when you start Manu. Cant have him out there now when he is needed. This unit sucks dick.
jeebus
01-15-2014, 08:49 PM
It'd be a waste of time to work on any part of his game that requires any talent tbh. None of those aspects of his game are ever gonna be even decent against NBA competition.
Learning to play better positional D would probably be the only worthwhile thing.
:lol true. defense would be nice. and son, he should at least how to back someone up and maybe a pump fake or something. that doesn't take too much brainpower imo
jeebus
01-15-2014, 08:50 PM
i seriously doubt the wizards win that game
I'd be shocked if the hype didn't come back. it's the fucking Bullets :lol
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 08:52 PM
kl playin with bench, still fkn deferring wtf...
jimbo
01-15-2014, 08:55 PM
doesnt explain why he should be ahead of baynes for minutes who has a wide skill set besides slow bro
did ayres threatened someone for minutes or his going to go raw deep while you at work?
Only Pop knows. Could be conditioning from Baynes, or his attitude. Or Pop just loves him and the whole thing is irrational anyways.
:lol true. defense would be nice. and son, he should at least how to back someone up and maybe a pump fake or something. that doesn't take too much brainpower imo
I seriously think he just isn't that good. No one would buy his pump fakes because he can't shoot worth a shit and he'd just get stripped trying to back people up.
Hit open baskets, set screens, play D. Be a shittier Birdman basically.
jeebus
01-15-2014, 08:58 PM
Hit open baskets, set screens, play D. Be a shittier Birdman basically.
Pretty much everyone in the NBA can set screens, except Anth:lolny Bennett of course. His D and ability to shoot the ball are still non existent.
In other news, this game fucking sucks. losing to the fucking Jazz and team leader RJ
Hey TDMVP, your hero has been pretty good tonight.
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 09:04 PM
lol enrique with the hero shit
jeebus
01-15-2014, 09:05 PM
30 seconds left and Enrique points to the arena dj to spin his shit....
"and I can be your hero baby..."
Fag Jefferson playing like he's somebody against them Spurms. :lol
jeebus
01-15-2014, 09:06 PM
:lol
Hero with the pass to no one
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 09:06 PM
last 4 possession hero with some ugly shit
Clipper Nation
01-15-2014, 09:10 PM
last 4 possession hero with some ugly shit
He's just jealous about how Kawhi's played so far, imho....
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 09:11 PM
the heat/wiz game, when heat was down +20, odds blow out to +20bucks for the heat to win the game...
4mins 10 pts down...could still win it
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 09:11 PM
fkn kony with the half time show
HI-FI
01-15-2014, 09:12 PM
Parker as the leader, without Duncan, would get ugly. Hopefully when that time comes, we can ship him out to a contender and get some good draft picks.
Trainwreck2100
01-15-2014, 09:13 PM
Oh look a spurs/patriots comparison Jalen rose is such a trend setter
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 09:15 PM
Parker as the leader, without Duncan, would get ugly. Hopefully when that time comes, we can ship him out to a contender and get some good draft picks.
what have u been watchin last 7 seasons...its already nasty with that clown
jeebus
01-15-2014, 09:18 PM
Oh look a spurs/patriots comparison Jalen rose is such a trend setter
he's lost without his white handler, Simmons.
HI-FI
01-15-2014, 09:20 PM
what have u been watchin last 7 seasons...its already nasty with that clown
i agree, there are times when you can tell Parker's ego is rubbing people the wrong way, but we still hvae a lot of great team guys like Duncan, Ginobili even Bonner to offset the douchiness of Parker. If it was entirely Parker's team without their mitigating influence, it would be a lot worse.
ElNono
01-15-2014, 09:21 PM
Oh look a spurs/patriots comparison Jalen rose is such a trend setter
oh hey, look at that
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 09:24 PM
pop is never happy with the spurs defense, that because ur fkn starting pg doesnt play a lick of defense
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 09:26 PM
lol enrique with the acting as usual
jeebus
01-15-2014, 09:26 PM
pop is never happy with the spurs defense, that because ur fkn starting pg doesnt play a lick of defense
son is Pop a clown?
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 09:27 PM
spurs misused rj when he was here
now his standing and ejaculating on that face
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 09:28 PM
son is Pop a clown?
game 6 looms
jeebus
01-15-2014, 09:28 PM
Boris needs to be starting tbh.
jeebus
01-15-2014, 09:30 PM
spurs misused rj when he was here
understatement of the century.
when RJ first came here... "we haven't had someone this athletic at SF since Sean in the 90s"
so Pop turns RJ into a 3 point shooter and forbids him to go past the 3 point line, except for the occasional lob passes. I remember Elliott driving to the basket and getting to the line, not sitting on the 3 point line with his thumb up his ass.
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 09:35 PM
lol enrique with another bullshit bailout pass
jeebus
01-15-2014, 09:36 PM
Enrefque
Trainwreck2100
01-15-2014, 09:36 PM
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TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 09:36 PM
duncan with monster game, but we all know whats going to happen when enrique feels like singing
ElNono
01-15-2014, 09:37 PM
D:lolrrick F:lolv:lolrs
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 09:37 PM
spurs with 16pt lead, we all know what happens with leads...enrique feels the need to pad his stats by hero mode
jeebus
01-15-2014, 09:38 PM
Rico playing for det West all star reserve squad tbh
jeebus
01-15-2014, 09:39 PM
oh shit washington won. LeKevin got creampied while trying to emulate his hero. he should stick to deferring imo.
Trainwreck2100
01-15-2014, 09:40 PM
did Barry just shit on Nancy Kerrigan?
jeebus
01-15-2014, 09:40 PM
:lol Nancy Kerrigan
jeebus
01-15-2014, 09:41 PM
did Barry just shit on Nancy Kerrigan?
Y:lols
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 09:42 PM
lol burkes makn parker his bitch
fkn clown with the hero mode
Trainwreck2100
01-15-2014, 09:42 PM
you know whose name wasn't mentioned during this run.........................jefff ayers
jeebus
01-15-2014, 09:45 PM
fkn british feed is giving me the cringe with their NBA in London commercials. they got NBA players doing their best brit accents and they keep saying "mate". just stop :lol
HI-FI
01-15-2014, 09:46 PM
fkn british feed is giving me the cringe with their NBA in London commercials. they got NBA players doing their best brit accents and they keep saying "mate". just stop :lol
you're not watching on ESPN HD?
jeebus
01-15-2014, 09:47 PM
I wouldn't hate airs so much if he actually tried to defend the rim instead of just standing there and hoping to stat pad with a rebound.
jeebus
01-15-2014, 09:47 PM
you're not watching on ESPN HD?
I don't pay for cable imo. I'm watching the ESPN feed but it's through brit tv.
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 09:48 PM
ayres production...lmao giving it all back in the 3rd quarter hahahaa
jimbo
01-15-2014, 09:48 PM
lol Baynes Ayres combo
Trainwreck2100
01-15-2014, 09:48 PM
Bonner in for Baynes :( not errors
jeebus
01-15-2014, 09:51 PM
Bonner in for Baynes :( not errors
He usually brings in Boner for 3 point shooting to end the quarter, which I understand. But I think it's better to pair Boner with Bane, Duncan, Splitter, Nando, Kawhi, Patty, Tony, Manu, etc...aka someone who can defend the paint. Whatever. :lol
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 09:51 PM
enrique on pace for 10 assists....
Trainwreck2100
01-15-2014, 09:51 PM
He usually brings in Boner for 3 point shooting to end the quarter, which I understand. But I think it's better to pair Boner with Bane, Duncan, Splitter, Nando, Kawhi, Patty, Tony, Manu, etc...aka someone who can defend the paint. Whatever. :lol
Our 4 caucasian lineups always shit on the Jazz
jimbo
01-15-2014, 09:54 PM
someone pls gif that pop thumbs up
jeebus
01-15-2014, 09:55 PM
Our 4 caucasian lineups always shit on the Jazz
Just think what a Nando, Manu, Marco, Bane, Boner lineup would do. And in the white unis. It'd be like the power of God shining through the faggotry.
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 09:56 PM
no fkn rebounder on the court now lmao pop
jeebus
01-15-2014, 09:57 PM
this turd towers lineup gives me cancer
jimbo
01-15-2014, 09:57 PM
RIP Pendergraph
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 09:57 PM
KL playin with bench, yet not 1 fkn clown is passing it to him to look for his stats...
lol bench
HI-FI
01-15-2014, 10:01 PM
wtf was that whitey dance shit
jimbo
01-15-2014, 10:01 PM
^obv because of det Richard Jefferson D
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 10:01 PM
kl with a webber move 94 behind the back fast break dunk
jeebus
01-15-2014, 10:02 PM
why would Pop yell at KL for not covering Airs' man?
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 10:03 PM
lol parker padding his assists to prove the haters wrong
jeebus
01-15-2014, 10:04 PM
lol parker padding his assists to prove the haters wrong
shut your dirty fkn whore wanker mouth tbh :lol
ElNono
01-15-2014, 10:04 PM
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jeebus
01-15-2014, 10:05 PM
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:lol not one Lakerfag backing up Swags after that obvious flagrant
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 10:07 PM
white turd towers, fck is wrong with the clown coach
benefactor
01-15-2014, 10:08 PM
:lol Swaggy P
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 10:09 PM
lol black fag cant fight
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 10:09 PM
look at all t he other lakers not doing anything...
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 10:10 PM
wtf duncan on pace for double double game, pop rest him for the whole 4th quarter?
while allowing enrique to hero for the win....fkn coatrider
HI-FI
01-15-2014, 10:13 PM
:lol
Swaggy P acting like his Lone STar card got turned off.
jeebus
01-15-2014, 10:15 PM
Enrique
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 10:15 PM
kanter taking a shit on turd tower
why isnt pop playin baynes to tackle the size of kanter...fkn ayres is doing nothing out there
benefactor
01-15-2014, 10:17 PM
:lol near meltdown again
jeebus
01-15-2014, 10:18 PM
fuck me, this is an embarrassing lineup out there. go Jazz imo.
Robz4000
01-15-2014, 10:19 PM
This game's going to OT imo.
HI-FI
01-15-2014, 10:20 PM
Barry hoping Jazz wins this, fkn clown.
ElNono
01-15-2014, 10:20 PM
put razors down
thunderup
01-15-2014, 10:23 PM
:lol Spurs struggling with the Jazz AT HOME
:lol flashbacks of 6
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 10:25 PM
lmao hahahaha
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 10:25 PM
lol cojo the canadian scrub
thunderup
01-15-2014, 10:25 PM
:lmao:lmao:lmao
benefactor
01-15-2014, 10:25 PM
:lol Kanter destroying the Spurs down low
:lol faggot greys that want to trade Splitter
jeebus
01-15-2014, 10:26 PM
fuck yes. hopefully the sperms choke and RJ spurts a 3 in the face of Hero and does the helicopter on the fkn coyote as a post game dance.
Robz4000
01-15-2014, 10:26 PM
Pop costing the Spurs this game by refusing to play Duncan down the stretch.
jimbo
01-15-2014, 10:26 PM
:lol
The memory of 6 ingrained in the Spurs.
jeebus
01-15-2014, 10:26 PM
lol cojo the canadian scrub
"cojo, get your canadian scrub ass in the game and give your guy 5 feet so he can shoot"
Clipper Nation
01-15-2014, 10:27 PM
:lol Spurs struggling with the Jazz AT HOME
:lol flashbacks of 6
Small Poodle finally coming out of hiding :lol
jeebus
01-15-2014, 10:27 PM
lawl Tim back in. well done
TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 10:27 PM
lol not subbin duncan for the defensive play
lol pop with the game 6 flashback, fkn scrub
benefactor
01-15-2014, 10:28 PM
That Dude driving in the nails.
Clipper Nation
01-15-2014, 10:28 PM
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:lol Swaggy P has turned into an annoying faggot with the Lakers, tbh....
thunderup
01-15-2014, 10:29 PM
:lol Clipperfaggot keeping a log of when big dog posts
ElNono
01-15-2014, 10:34 PM
yawn, another win...
Stalin
01-15-2014, 11:30 PM
nice
AchillesHeel
01-15-2014, 11:33 PM
yawn, another win...
god its so easy
lol black fag cant fight
:lol
They specialize in fronting only.
ElNono
01-16-2014, 12:32 AM
Jeff McDonald @JMcDonald_SAEN
(https://twitter.com/JMcDonald_SAEN)After struggles catching the ball this season, Jeff Ayres says he's been practicing with tennis balls thrown by Spurs' strength coach.
Jeff McDonald @JMcDonald_SAEN
(https://twitter.com/JMcDonald_SAEN)Ayres: "It's pretty hard to catch a tennis ball, but it's pretty close to catching a pass from Manu."
Jeff McDonald @JMcDonald_SAEN
(https://twitter.com/JMcDonald_SAEN)Ayres joked he never knew hands were so bad before joining Spurs: "I never had to worry about anybody passing me the ball in my NBA career.
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