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LnGrrrR
01-15-2014, 10:27 PM
Would you like one of our players? He's probably up for grabs!* Call us now! We've got a young promising forward in Jeff Green, just BEGGING to be taken! Seriously, we're begging! Please, take him! Please!





















*Sullinger, Bradley and Rondo are unavailable at this time.

lefty
01-15-2014, 10:29 PM
hey you just beat the future NBA champs Raptors

TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2014, 10:30 PM
i trade parker straight up for ur whole team, anything to get rid of this clown

jeebus
01-15-2014, 10:32 PM
We'll give you Nando for your least ratchet cheerleaders.

lefty
01-15-2014, 10:33 PM
We'll give you Nando for your least ratchet cheerleaders.
This

Boston is not ready for cheerleaders

BatManu20
01-15-2014, 10:36 PM
Avery Bradley would look nice in silver and black. You may have Bonner for him. You're welcome.

lefty
01-15-2014, 10:36 PM
As if Boston doesnt have enought white people

Koolaid_Man
01-15-2014, 10:38 PM
Would you like one of our players? He's probably up for grabs!* Call us now! We've got a young promising forward in Jeff Green, just BEGGING to be taken! Seriously, we're begging! Please, take him! Please!




















*Sullinger, Bradley and Rondo are unavailable at this time.


are you still married to the same Mexican lady? How them boys doing

LnGrrrR
01-16-2014, 01:16 AM
Course I am. Still doing fine, though the 2 yr old is being terrible as the old adage goes. Mostly good though.

spurraider21
01-16-2014, 01:19 AM
jeff green for bonner/nando and shit

Holden_Caulfield
01-16-2014, 01:46 AM
nando for faverani

RsxPiimp
01-16-2014, 02:28 AM
Sullinger for Meeks works. We'll throw Ryan Kelly since Boston likes his kind :lol

LnGrrrR
01-17-2014, 02:36 PM
Rsx, you missed the fine print :)

spurraider, bonner's deal expires this year right? Done then... There's been a void in Boston since Scalabrine left that only Bonner can fill.

DeadlyDynasty
01-17-2014, 02:40 PM
Fuckin Scalabrine, man...dude never got enough credit for that Game 5 in Detroit b/c the Nets ended up choking away Game 6 (bastards). If We get the Nets or Pacers instead than it would've been our 4th title in 5 years.

DMC
01-17-2014, 03:11 PM
If you have a rack of basketballs and some slightly used towels you'd like to trade for Ayres, I'm listening.

Raven
01-17-2014, 03:12 PM
your team is fine tbh, if you're lucky in this years lottery, you may be able to contend in two years. Keep Green, Rondo, Bradley, Sullinger and add a shotblocker and somehow fix the rotations to involve some three point shooting. It's not really the talent that is lacking, but the identity imho.

DMC
01-17-2014, 03:12 PM
Fuckin Scalabrine, man...dude never got enough credit for that Game 5 in Detroit b/c the Nets ended up choking away Game 6 (bastards). If We get the Nets or Pacers instead than it would've been our 4th title in 5 years.

If Kobe passes the ball to Shaq...

LnGrrrR
01-17-2014, 03:29 PM
Green frustrates me to no end... that dude isn't even a beta. Maybe a delta... maybe. But yeah, we definitely need some size (we have Olynik who isn't terrible, but...). Once Rondo gets back, I assume our starting lineup will be:

PG: Rondo
SG: Bradley
C: Olynik
PF: Sullinger
SF: Green

Or something like that. Bass likely the first one off the bench.

FYM
01-17-2014, 03:59 PM
tank tank tank tank

I don't care about the rest at this point

Rogue
01-17-2014, 07:45 PM
green's natural position is SF imho. Dude's too thin against most PFs in the league tbh.

jeebus
01-17-2014, 07:50 PM
If you have a rack of basketballs and some slightly used towels you'd like to trade for Ayres, I'm listening.
son I see you're still fighting the good fight upstairs about Ayres. people up there are starting to think he's a taller Bruce Bowen when it comes to defense.

DMC
01-17-2014, 09:40 PM
son I see you're still fighting the good fight upstairs about Ayres. people up there are starting to think he's a taller Bruce Bowen when it comes to defense.

He's a trainwreck. He get the open Blair dunk and the occasional rebound if it doesn't get taken from him by a PG, but he's shitty. Fuck him and his "game face".

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01-17-2014, 11:19 PM
I love how these cocksuckers are given a free pass, even lauded with a record worse than ours. Just so fucking typical. Motherfuckers.

Not only does Media leave them alone, but, they actually are now putting out the shit that Ainge is a genius.

I'll bet McHale doesn't hand them anything this time from Houston.

FYM
01-17-2014, 11:22 PM
I love how these cocksuckers are given a free pass, even lauded with a record worse than ours. Just so fucking typical. Motherfuckers.

Not only does Media leave them alone, but, they actually are now putting out the shit that Ainge is a genius.

I'll bet McHale doesn't hand them anything this time from Houston.

Shut the fuck up old faggot

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01-17-2014, 11:23 PM
Shut the fuck up old faggot

At home?

FYM
01-17-2014, 11:25 PM
At home?

I have celtics 17 lakers 16
i have also boston 17 Los Angeles 11

what do you have old fuck?

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01-17-2014, 11:36 PM
I have celtics 17 lakers 16
i have also boston 17 Los Angeles 11

what do you have old fuck?

I have you being a sorehead and incapable of taking it.

Let us proceed...

TDMVPDPOY
01-17-2014, 11:38 PM
the problem with the celtics is green

they are trying to make green into a franchise player with this depleted roster

he better not think his franchise player material or else he be asking for crazy money in the future

BatManu20
01-17-2014, 11:48 PM
Celtics need to trade Rondo and Green for draft picks or young assets tbh. Having them is only going to slow down the rebuilding process and potentially keep them from getting a top 5 pick.

DMC
01-18-2014, 12:03 AM
I love how these cocksuckers are given a free pass, even lauded with a record worse than ours. Just so fucking typical. Motherfuckers.

Not only does Media leave them alone, but, they actually are now putting out the shit that Ainge is a genius.

I'll bet McHale doesn't hand them anything this time from Houston.

Only pussies and assholes blame the media

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01-18-2014, 12:04 AM
Only pussies and assholes

I'm a man who became a legend in his own time.

DMC
01-18-2014, 12:27 AM
I'm a man who became a legend in his own time.

When someone hits you with your own shit, that doesn't make you a legend.

LnGrrrR
01-18-2014, 12:48 AM
I love how these cocksuckers are given a free pass, even lauded with a record worse than ours. Just so fucking typical. Motherfuckers.

Not only does Media leave them alone, but, they actually are now putting out the shit that Ainge is a genius.

I'll bet McHale doesn't hand them anything this time from Houston.

Probably because we don't have a contract like Kobe's on our roster.

LnGrrrR
01-18-2014, 12:50 AM
At home?

Celtics just doin what they're supposed to: tank city.

DMC
01-18-2014, 12:55 AM
Sup LnGrrR, you in Clitoris NM?

TDMVPDPOY
01-18-2014, 01:16 AM
i can actually see rondo leaving

but not to the knicks since most of their draft picks are gone to the nets

dont see celtics making a trade with the lakers..

rondo will be going to another contender? or teams 1 piece away from being a contender or playoff spot appearance?

Thread
01-18-2014, 05:40 AM
Probably because we don't have a contract like Kobe's on our roster.

Gotta be that, or, Media got the talking points & marching order outta Stern in NYC.

FYM
01-18-2014, 06:17 AM
I have you being a sorehead and incapable of taking it.

Let us proceed...

thats all what you got ?

Thread
01-18-2014, 06:29 AM
thats all what you got ?

Yep. You lost at home and reverted to the 17-16 protocol. That's against the rules, sassafras.

Let us proceed...

FYM
01-18-2014, 06:33 AM
Yep. You lost at home and reverted to the 17-16 protocol. That's against the rules, sassafras.

Let us proceed...

Against spur fan you have 5 and 4. What do you have for celtics fans ?

AchillesHeel
01-18-2014, 06:39 AM
Yep. You lost at home and reverted to the 17-16 protocol. That's against the rules, sassafras.

Let us proceed...

:lol shut the fuck up old man, you have nothing to throw at them Celtics. They are 1 up on the ring count. You love to use ring count on spurfans but can't take it when a Celtic fan does the same against you.

irishock
01-18-2014, 06:50 AM
:lol the Celtics aren't the best NBA franchise like the Lakers are.. any NBA fan would rather their team be the Lakers than be the Celtics.

Thread
01-18-2014, 10:56 AM
:lol shut the fuck up old man, you have nothing to throw at them Celtics. They are 1 up on the ring count. You love to use ring count on spurfans but can't take it when a Celtic fan does the same against you.

I got DMC settled in his past Mono Show. The next Mono Show is your turn. If you have any sense whatsoever, take heed, Heel.

Let us proceed...

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01-18-2014, 11:01 AM
Against spur fan you have 5 and 4. What do you have for celtics fans ?

I got you following back across this great nation, one charter after another. After taxiing at LAX we took you and then proceeded to leave you where we found you, your pants pleasantly afire.

ADDENDUM: Thought you had it. Thought you had the antidote for Magic. Gonna play him at PG. Gonna be charlie potatoes. Uh, uh. Slabbed & tagged.

muhahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!

AchillesHeel
01-18-2014, 11:14 AM
I got DMC settled in his past Mono Show. The next Mono Show is your turn. If you have any sense whatsoever, take heed, Heel.

Let us proceed...

What do you have against me, old man? I just tell it like it is, straight up, no bs. And DMC is one of the few objective spurfans on this site, though I despised him in the beginning. He showed me the light, he was the only spurfan saying we would lose the series, even when we were up 3 - 2, he knew it was too good to be true. He predicted a backdoor sweep, but what happened was much worse.

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01-18-2014, 11:28 AM
What do you have against me, old man? I just tell it like it is, straight up, no bs. And DMC is one of the few objective spurfans on this site, though I despised him in the beginning. He showed me the light, he was the only spurfan saying we would lose the series, even when we were up 3 - 2, he knew it was too good to be true. He predicted a backdoor sweep, but what happened was much worse.

Just a word to the wise, Heel:::unless you want me to fuck you up like I've done DMC you'd be wise to either pack up and move upstairs exclusively, or, shut up.

FYM
01-18-2014, 11:46 AM
I got you following back across this great nation, one charter after another. After taxiing at LAX we took you and then proceeded to leave you where we found you, your pants pleasantly afire.

ADDENDUM: Thought you had it. Thought you had the antidote for Magic. Gonna play him at PG. Gonna be charlie potatoes. Uh, uh. Slabbed & tagged.

muhahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!

blah blah blah

I have 43-31, 59, 62, 65, 66, 68, 69, 84 and 08. I also have 17. What do you have exactly except a pitiful come back and a little story ? I thought your stuff was numbers 6, 5-4, ring counts... You use numbers against spurs fans, they apparently are not into it... I'm into numbers, why don't you play your game with me ?

For good measure I also have 131-92 after 129-96. What do you have old fuck ?

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01-18-2014, 11:49 AM
blah blah blah

I have 43-31, 59, 62, 65, 66, 68, 69, 84 and 08. I also have 17. What do you have exactly except a pitiful come back and a little story ? I thought your stuff was numbers 6, 5-4, ring counts... You use numbers against spurs fans, they apparently are not into it... I'm into numbers, why don't you play your game with me ?

For good measure I also have 131-92 after 129-96. What do you have old fuck ?

I got a McHale down on his fuckin' knees 9 June 1985 berating Earl Strom for running him off. + I got a Reggie Lewis stretched out--makin' like a door nail.

FYM
01-18-2014, 11:52 AM
I got a McHale down on his fuckin' knees 9 June 1985 berating Earl Strom for running him off. + I got a Reggie Lewis stretched out--makin' like a door nail.

Still not capable to play numbers with me ?

FYM
01-18-2014, 11:54 AM
I also have number 6 with 11 what do you have exactly ?

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01-18-2014, 11:56 AM
Still not capable to play numbers with me ?

Not until you take last nite in the fine traditions. Otherwise, no...I'll treat you like the cheater you are. There is a protocol here in the NBA Forum, FYM, and you'd be best advised to adhere to it. Now, I ask you again to act like somebody and take last night's medicine in good stead.

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01-18-2014, 11:58 AM
I also have number 6 with 11 what do you have exactly ?

I got Pierce in California swearing on a stack a Bible he won't return. I then got Pierce in California, pants afire, scum in the corners of his mouth and wooley boogers in his arms pits bent over and Artest buried in his chute, poop style.

irishock
01-18-2014, 11:59 AM
Just a word to the wise, Heel:::unless you want me to fuck you up like I've done DMC you'd be wise to either pack up and move upstairs exclusively, or, shut up.

:lmao

FYM
01-18-2014, 12:01 PM
Not until you take last nite in the fine traditions. Otherwise, no...I'll treat you like the cheater you are. There is a protocol here in the NBA Forum, FYM, and you'd be best advised to adhere to it. Now, I ask you again to act like somebody and take last night's medicine in good stead.

Deflecting per par I see.

last nite is a win for boston your franchise is not even capable to tank properly... Bunch of hypocrites "lakers don't tank" :lol

i have 14-27 what do you have coward ?

Thread
01-18-2014, 12:04 PM
:lmao

I play that part back again & again, Shocky. Oh, man, I've been threatening Katie likewise with it. It doesn't even sound like me. I'm a man again. Virile, substantial, young, vibrant, full of piss, full of vinegar. I'm so proud of myself there. And DMC, Katie too, not a fuckin' hint of backsass. It works!!

FYM
01-18-2014, 12:04 PM
I got Pierce in California swearing on a stack a Bible he won't return. I then got Pierce in California, pants afire, scum in the corners of his mouth and wooley boogers in his arms pits bent over and Artest buried in his chute, poop style.

Still not capable to count... U must be Leonard father or something.

i have 0 HIV what do you have old fart ?

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01-18-2014, 12:05 PM
Deflecting per par I see.

last nite is a win for boston your franchise is not even capable to tank properly... Bunch of hypocrites "lakers don't tank" :lol

i have 14-27 what do you have coward ?

I got Magic taking that fool Bird out to the Coast for the goodbye tour and making a complete ass of him.

Thread
01-18-2014, 12:06 PM
Still not capable to count... U must be Leonard father or something.

i have 0 HIV what do you have old fart ?

I have Auerbach living long enough for 9 June 1985.

FYM
01-18-2014, 12:06 PM
I got Magic taking that fool Bird out to the Coast for the goodbye tour and making a complete ass of him.

And I still have 0 HIV and 17 what does that say to you?

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01-18-2014, 12:08 PM
And I still have 0 HIV and 17 what does that say to you?

I got two June's after '85.

tee, hee.

DMC
01-18-2014, 12:08 PM
Gotta be that, or, Media got the talking points & marching order outta Stern in NYC.

Only pussies and assholes blame the media

FYM
01-18-2014, 12:09 PM
I have Auerbach living long enough for 9 June 1985.

So u have 85, I still have 9

Thread
01-18-2014, 12:09 PM
Only pussies and assholes

I'm a man who became a legend in his own time.

FYM
01-18-2014, 12:11 PM
I got two June's after '85.

tee, hee.

Happy to see you are starting playing so you have 3, that three times less than 9 still. So what do u have exactly? you must have something in your favor...

Thread
01-18-2014, 12:11 PM
So u have 85, I still have 9

I got Wallace storming the official's door 17 June 2010.

tee, hee.

Thread
01-18-2014, 12:12 PM
Happy to see you are starting playing so you have 3, that three times less than 9 still. So what do u have exactly? you must have something in your favor...

I got Bias & Lewis making like "Montana."

jejejeje!!!

FYM
01-18-2014, 12:12 PM
I got Wallace storming the official's door 17 June 2010.

tee, hee.

Already granted dat one, that's in your 3 grats tbh I still have 9 so ?

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01-18-2014, 12:14 PM
Already granted dat one, that's in your 3 grats tbh I still have 9 so ?

Just checkin' asshole. You came immediately to mind.

& wasn't Perkins lit, hobbled but lit:::17 June 2010.

FYM
01-18-2014, 12:20 PM
Just checkin' asshole. You came immediately to mind.

& wasn't Perkins lit, hobbled but lit:::17 June 2010.

U mad Scrah ? Im offended... you don't want to play your favorite game you love to play with spurs fans ? Are you such impotent against me that u gonna hide behind asshole arguments ?

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01-18-2014, 12:23 PM
U mad Scrah ? Im offended... you don't want to play your favorite game you love to play with spurs fans ? Are you such impotent against me that u gonna hide behind asshole arguments ?

It was your people who guaranteed you wouldn't be returning to California.

ha, ha.

FYM
01-18-2014, 12:34 PM
It was your people who guaranteed you wouldn't be returning to California.

ha, ha.

And I still get your number...I am disappointed even when somebody wants finally to play with you your favorite song you deflect.

lets try again, what do you have exactly old fuck ?

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01-18-2014, 12:38 PM
And I still get your number...I am disappointed even when somebody wants finally to play with you your favorite song you deflect.

lets try again, what do you have exactly old fuck ?

I got you up 13, 3rd quarter, 17 June 2010.

tee, hee.

AchillesHeel
01-18-2014, 12:55 PM
Just a word to the wise, Heel:::unless you want me to fuck you up like I've done DMC you'd be wise to either pack up and move upstairs exclusively, or, shut up.

I'm not scared of you, old man.

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01-18-2014, 12:56 PM
I'm not scared of you, old man.

I thought it only fair that I duly warn ya, Heel.

Let us proceed...

FYM
01-18-2014, 01:17 PM
I got you up 13, 3rd quarter, 17 June 2010.

tee, hee.

And I got 131-92, what else ?

FYM
01-18-2014, 01:18 PM
I thought it only fair that I duly warn ya, Heel.

Let us proceed...

You are into the threatening people now ?

Thread
01-18-2014, 01:18 PM
And I got 131-92, what else ?

I got Bynum leaning on PerkinsPERIOD

FYM
01-18-2014, 01:18 PM
Com at me papi I will be waiting

Thread
01-18-2014, 01:18 PM
You are into the threatening people now ?

Did Pierce promise that he'd not return to LA?

FYM
01-18-2014, 01:19 PM
I got Bynum leaning on PerkinsPERIOD

And I get your numbers all of them

Thread
01-18-2014, 01:19 PM
Com at me papi I will be waiting

Pierce,,,letting Artest fake him out.

WOOT!

FYM
01-18-2014, 01:20 PM
Did Pierce promise that he'd not return to LA?

Did the Lakers promise to never tank?

FYM
01-18-2014, 01:22 PM
Pierce,,,letting Artest fake him out.

WOOT!

Do you think I'm a spur fan to :cry like a bitch on a lost finals ?

Thread
01-18-2014, 01:24 PM
Do you think I'm a spur fan to :cry like a bitch on a lost finals ?

Just checkin' assholes, FYM.

Thread
01-18-2014, 01:26 PM
Did the Lakers promise to never tank?

If Kobe sits the remainder you have the goods and we'll be in the tank with you. If he comes back I have you by the short hairs and you're alone in the tank.

FYM
01-18-2014, 01:26 PM
Just checkin' assholes, FYM.

Your numbers... All of them...

Thread
01-18-2014, 01:27 PM
Your numbers... All of them...

17 June 2010

FYM
01-18-2014, 01:33 PM
If Kobe sits the remainder you have the goods and we'll be in the tank with you. If he comes back I have you by the short hairs and you're alone in the tank.

Knowing the state of your franchise the right thing to do is to tank... But lakers think they are too proud to tank so they brag in the media we don't tank even if this franchise already lost every damn piece of respect by begging a retard to stay.

you are the one to carry the cross of the shame not me

FYM
01-18-2014, 01:35 PM
17 June 2010

I see you are taking your exam even reluctantly when I decided you will... I'm checking your tight old ass without an ounce of lub

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01-18-2014, 01:40 PM
I see you are taking your exam even reluctantly when I decided you will... I'm checking your tight old ass without an ounce of lub

It was my choice.

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01-18-2014, 01:41 PM
Knowing the state of your franchise the right thing to do is to tank... But lakers think they are too proud to tank so they brag in the media we don't tank even if this franchise already lost every damn piece of respect by begging a retard to stay.

you are the one to carry the cross of the shame not me

& you'll be correct if Kobe sits for the duration. If he doesn't, you're wrong and I've got ya in the tank alone.

Splits
01-18-2014, 01:41 PM
Lakers don't tank, they have ratios.

422088751284621313

422089606935220224

422089864192868354

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01-18-2014, 01:48 PM
Lakers don't tank, they have ratios.

Proof will be in the pudding. If Kobe returns, I win. If Kobe sits for the duration, I lose.

FYM
01-18-2014, 02:15 PM
It was my choice.

You answered the call not the other way around old man... I got you started when I was pleased to do.

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01-18-2014, 02:16 PM
You answered the call not the other way around old man... I got you started when I was pleased to do.

It was my choice.

FYM
01-18-2014, 02:16 PM
& you'll be correct if Kobe sits for the duration. If he doesn't, you're wrong and I've got ya in the tank alone.

He won't sit for the duration... In that case lakers loose ipso facto you loose to

FYM
01-18-2014, 02:17 PM
It was my choice.

Thats what you think.. Remember I have all your numbers... All of them... You are my pet

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01-18-2014, 02:18 PM
He won't sit for the duration... In that case lakers loose ipso facto you loose to

But, that ain't your indictment.

I understand though...you're like most here, you set it up so you can't lose. Only pussy & assholes do that.

& I thought you had something, F.

I was wrong.

FYM
01-18-2014, 02:33 PM
But, that ain't your indictment.

I understand though...you're like most here, you set it up so you can't lose. Only pussy & assholes do that.

& I thought you had something, F.

I was wrong.

of course I can loose, Kobe sits lakers tank properly... Lakers win... Ipso facto I loose but still have the satisfaction of the we don't tank... Satisfaction does not equal a win

FYM
01-18-2014, 02:36 PM
Besides lakers put themselves in a loss loss situation, if they tank after the we don't tank they will loose last piece of respect if they don't tank after the contract it will be another bad news for their future

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01-18-2014, 03:18 PM
^Now you're changing the dynamics, F. I really thought you walked tall comin' thru the door. I was duly impressed, even taken aback. But, alas, you sold out. I even thought to myself (fleetingly) somebody (not you) would jump on the "lose anyway if Kobe comes back" niche. Damned if you didn't step out the side door. Now you've muddled it. It was pure twixt us, now we're both standing here and you've thrown up on us both. You asshole, you.

FYM
01-18-2014, 03:39 PM
^Now you're changing the dynamics, F. I really thought you walked tall comin' thru the door. I was duly impressed, even taken aback. But, alas, you sold out. I even thought to myself (fleetingly) somebody (not you) would jump on the "lose anyway if Kobe comes back" niche. Damned if you didn't step out the side door. Now you've muddled it. It was pure twixt us, now we're both standing here and you've thrown up on us both. You asshole, you.

Changing what dynamics ? Cauz I will have a little satisfaction with lakers taken with the finger in their ass ? That's not important compared to grand scheme of things... Lakers future is the important thing, loosing a bit more of respect won't make any difference.

Celts are screwed they have to tank and don't worry about protecting appearance

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01-18-2014, 03:43 PM
Changing what dynamics ?

The pure debate where we met:::(((Lakers would or would not tank.)))

Once you found yourself in a tight spot, you abandoned our arm wrestling contest and reached for the (even if they don't tank they lose) thingy. I can't win now. Only you can win.

Forget it.

FYM
01-18-2014, 05:40 PM
The pure debate where we met:::(((Lakers would or would not tank.)))

Once you found yourself in a tight spot, you abandoned our arm wrestling contest and reached for the (even if they don't tank they lose) thingy. I can't win now. Only you can win.

Forget it.

u can be stubborn sometimes, lakers tank they win so you win they don't tank you loose...simple

LnGrrrR
01-18-2014, 07:04 PM
Sup LnGrrR, you in Clitoris NM?

hells no. I got diverted to Scott AFB, thankfully.

DMC
01-18-2014, 07:14 PM
hells no. I got diverted to Scott AFB, thankfully.

The only AFB named after an enlisted man.

LnGrrrR
01-19-2014, 10:19 AM
The only AFB named after an enlisted man.

I knew it was named after an enlisted person (Cpt Frank Scott) but didn't know it was the only AFB named as such. Pretty neat. Thanks DMC.