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N0 LyF3 ScRuB
01-17-2014, 10:45 AM
scoring 73 points in the first half and just scoring 19 in the entire second half

:lmao ESPN headlines "Thunder prevail after epic Rockets collpase"
:lmao second lowest point total in a second half in history
:lmao biggest margin of points scored between first and second half
:lmao harden can't do shit when he's not going to the FT line tbh

Budkin
01-17-2014, 11:29 AM
Damn... 19 pts in a half??

LkrFan
01-17-2014, 11:47 AM
:lol at Coward still can't dominate Porkins
:lol at them being called contenders
:lol at Harden being a millionaire - still paying for prostitutes
:lol at Coward's 16 baby mammas

thunderup
01-17-2014, 11:49 AM
:lol rocket fan
:lol that faggot djohn and his shitty trolls
:lol you could hear a hair drop on the ground yesterday in this forum

LkrFan
01-17-2014, 12:02 PM
Houston Rockets: If you're going to collapse, collapse big. With 73 points in the first half followed by just 19 the rest of the way, Houston set the NBA record for largest points disparity from half to half.

:lol

LkrFan
01-17-2014, 12:02 PM
:lol rocket fan
:lol that faggot djohn and his shitty trolls
:lol you could hear a hair drop on the ground yesterday in this forum
:rollin :lmao :rollin

Clipper Nation
01-17-2014, 12:17 PM
:lol at Coward still can't dominate Porkins
:lol at Coward's 16 baby mammas
:lol at you begging for him anyway

Double-Up
01-17-2014, 12:37 PM
:lol rocket fan
:lol that faggot djohn and his shitty trolls
:lol you could hear a hair drop on the ground yesterday in this forum

Mitchell Brown :lol

Double-Up
01-17-2014, 12:37 PM
:rollin :lmao :rollin

Lottery bound...:lol

AchillesHeel
01-17-2014, 12:49 PM
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benefactor
01-17-2014, 12:51 PM
Man that's just crazy. 73 in one half and 19 in another. It's like they switched sports. :lol

Double-Up
01-17-2014, 12:54 PM
We shit the bed...what's new. :depressed

313
01-17-2014, 01:06 PM
:lol rocket fan
:lol that faggot djohn and his shitty trolls
:lol you could hear a hair drop on the ground yesterday in this forum
you're nowhere to be found when the Thunderefs take an L so you can't really make jokes.

:lol Kevin Durant scores 48
:lol still lose

fevertrees
01-17-2014, 01:27 PM
Sir Charles taking a shit on Bible Kemp as usual :lol


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FSOVjgf9kM

dallasmaverickslose
01-17-2014, 01:54 PM
:lol Damn it's like the Game 1-5 version of Danny Green was playing for Houston in the first half but then the Game 6-7 version of Danny Green was playing the second half.

whitemamba
01-17-2014, 02:05 PM
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:lmao holy shit that sig

DMC
01-17-2014, 03:23 PM
:lol rocket fan
:lol that faggot djohn and his shitty trolls
:lol you could hear a hair drop on the ground yesterday in this forum

Definitely in the 1st half you could hear a crack pipe drop. We knew you'd come a runnin' though.

DeadlyDynasty
01-17-2014, 03:32 PM
I actually watched this game last night (one of 3 games I've watched this entire season), and yeah--Ive never seen anything like it. OT, but does anyone remember this game from 3 years ago or so?:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXLhcOx0B2U

DMC
01-17-2014, 03:35 PM
I think the dunk contest shit fucked Howard up. He doesn't care about winning, because he's never needed to win in order to be rich and famous. Teams will pay him the maxium as he goofs off in the locker room and on the practice court, and while he's going to pull in some big stats at times, he's fairly useless compared to the hype surrounding him. He he cared about playing instead of just looking good, he'd be pretty good.

DeadlyDynasty
01-17-2014, 03:40 PM
I think the dunk contest shit fucked Howard up. He doesn't care about winning, because he's never needed to win in order to be rich and famous. Teams will pay him the maxium as he goofs off in the locker room and on the practice court, and while he's going to pull in some big stats at times, he's fairly useless compared to the hype surrounding him. He he cared about playing instead of just looking good, he'd be pretty good.
I thought he would be great too--even with his unpolished, piss-poor post game. Took his team to the finals in 2009 w/o Jameer Nelson (until the finals), then had an arguably better team in 2010 that choked hard against Boston in Games 1 and 2 of the ECF. In 2011 he was ousted in the first round by ATL, but was putting up Shaq-like #'s in that series...ever since then he's been a shell of himself.

He injured his back, handled FA/trade talk (in both ORL and LAL) the exact opposite of LeBron, and it was a distraction every where he went. Now he's healthy again, doesn't have to be the #1, and doesn't have FA/trade looming over his head. Hopefully he can find some mental toughness and work on his shitty offensive skill set--he's an amazing athlete, but once the athleticism goes he'll be obsolete and decline rapidly

D-Wade
01-17-2014, 04:00 PM
To be fair, Harden hasn't been as good as I thought he'd be by this point either. Did he have a single FG in the 2nd half?

LkrFan
01-17-2014, 04:52 PM
Lottery bound...:lol
2nd round ceiling (maybe) :lol

HarlemHeat37
01-17-2014, 04:55 PM
While Howard certainly hasn't made improvements in his game, Barkley is a moron, as usual, tbh:lol..

Dwight Howard was great, he clearly isn't the same player, it's not even arguable IMO..to claim he's the same player and was just "good" in his prime is a ridiculous statement, tbh..peak Howard was probably one of the 3-4 best defensive players in NBA history, and although he didn't have a polished post game, he had historic athleticism that allowed him to dominate most defenders with sheer explosiveness and verticality..

Howard led a team to the Finals at a time when the East was superior to the West, which people have forgotten about:lol..it wasn't the 2000-2007 East, it was the Celtics + Lebron's Cavs East..he did it on a team with an abundance of flawed players that was missing Jameer Nelson, too..

I hope niggas like Barkley and Shaq take a moment every day to thank their God for allowing them to win the genetic lottery, tbh:lol..

hater
01-17-2014, 04:57 PM
told u niggas

LOLckets are a gimmick team and 2nd round fodder at best. But why waste time on even discussing such lowly team?

Katherine Robinson
01-17-2014, 04:58 PM
told u niggas

LOLckets are a gimmick team and 2nd round fodder at best. But why waste time on even discussing such lowly team?

This forum will be redundant in another year or two by that logic.

hater
01-17-2014, 05:04 PM
This forum will be redundant in another year or two by that logic.

most likely

still I said going into the season that a team led by Coward and where your keypieces are a chink and a guy called Chandler, you can't expect to amount to anything other than pure shit

Katherine Robinson
01-17-2014, 05:11 PM
most likely

still I said going into the season that a team led by Coward and where your keypieces are a chink and a guy called Chandler, you can't expect to amount to anything other than pure shit

Following Rocket tradition, Ray Allen would be required to retire and play baseball for the Rockets to win.

D-Wade
01-17-2014, 05:21 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1521251_10152144732161100_465897019_n.jpg

DMC
01-17-2014, 07:12 PM
I thought he would be great too--even with his unpolished, piss-poor post game. Took his team to the finals in 2009 w/o Jameer Nelson (until the finals), then had an arguably better team in 2010 that choked hard against Boston in Games 1 and 2 of the ECF. In 2011 he was ousted in the first round by ATL, but was putting up Shaq-like #'s in that series...ever since then he's been a shell of himself.

He injured his back, handled FA/trade talk (in both ORL and LAL) the exact opposite of LeBron, and it was a distraction every where he went. Now he's healthy again, doesn't have to be the #1, and doesn't have FA/trade looming over his head. Hopefully he can find some mental toughness and work on his shitty offensive skill set--he's an amazing athlete, but once the athleticism goes he'll be obsolete and decline rapidly

It's not readily apparent but he's been in a state of flux for 3 years; his last year in Orlando including his back injury, his 1st year in LA and now in Houston. He's not been in a solid system where he's not the new person since then. I don't mean to give him more slack than he deserves, but it is what it is.

DMC
01-17-2014, 07:13 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1521251_10152144732161100_465897019_n.jpg

I remember the video from that Dream Team photo shoot. Magic says "ya'll don't stand to close to Michael, that's a foul"

LkrFan
01-17-2014, 07:47 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1521251_10152144732161100_465897019_n.jpg
Still can't believe Ewing, Robinson, and Laettner made det team before Shaq. Also can't believe Zeke didn't make that team either. Zeke > Stockton.

Suspect
01-17-2014, 07:49 PM
Im not rooting for this team anymore until McHale is fired. Mark me down for meltdown of the year idgaf

benefactor
01-17-2014, 07:50 PM
Zeke screwed himself with his attitude problems iirc.

Rogue
01-17-2014, 08:03 PM
teams living by 3's will die by it anyhow.

Indazone
01-18-2014, 09:15 PM
Im not rooting for this team anymore until McHale is fired. Mark me down for meltdown of the year idgaf

Repped! :tu

Morey's gimmicky offense sucks or at least it sucks with McHale running it. The adjustment should have been to come off the three point line and pop those midrange 2's and throw the ball down low to Dwight. Run a few set plays but I don't think set plays exists in McHales playbook.

Rogue
01-19-2014, 12:54 AM
congrats to Lockets fans for finding a new high-profile scapegoat after T-Mac. I remember the days when there were like a million threads lambasting T-Mac all over the board, but when you said even one bad word about their 7'6 yellow hero you would get banned immediately and permanently.

sook
01-19-2014, 12:58 AM
this was good IMO. They were squeaking out wins, maybe this will get a message to the FO and ship Lin's ass out for a real PG like Ronda.

Indazone
01-19-2014, 01:34 AM
Lin doesn't even fit on the Rockets. He's a ball dominating guard and he can't do that with Harden as his running mate. He needs to go.

DMC
01-19-2014, 01:44 AM
this was good IMO. They were squeaking out wins, maybe this will get a message to the FO and ship Lin's ass out for a real PG like Ronda.

No way. He's Houston's connection to Chinese fans.

Indazone
01-19-2014, 12:31 PM
Morey and Les have to take responsibility some of this. Treating players like assets and creating the revolving door that is the Houston Rockets. Developing players? What? Just trade em!