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Big Empty
01-17-2014, 11:25 PM
I smoke pot like once every two months. I applied for a new job and the new job posting was removed a few days ago and i never heard anything back.So i figured the position was closed. So here i am having a few with my freinds n i take two big hits. I get an email about an online assesment i have to do for this new job... Literally like an hour later..ill get an interview and immediatly have to take a drug test ... Just my damn luck.

mouse
01-17-2014, 11:31 PM
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mouse
01-17-2014, 11:33 PM
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mouse
01-17-2014, 11:34 PM
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DJR210
01-17-2014, 11:48 PM
This worked for me on probation. Probation screens are much more serious than these crappy six panel tests given for a job. They have it at Planet K (or whatever headshop is near you) ranging from 40-60 bucks depending on your body mass.

FYI - Just read the last part.. two hits probably won't even show as traces on a UA.

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Big Empty
01-18-2014, 12:11 AM
Lol i made a trip to planet k and it was 50 bucks. Well worth it if it works. I guess this is my only hope

Big Empty
01-18-2014, 12:12 AM
Thnx mouse

mouse
01-18-2014, 12:35 AM
Thnx mouse

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Pssssssst! move to Colorado.

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Trainwreck2100
01-18-2014, 12:53 AM
don't do drugs

DJR210
01-18-2014, 12:56 AM
Lol i made a trip to planet k and it was 50 bucks. Well worth it if it works. I guess this is my only hope

It worked for me twice on probation. Follow the steps exactly as they're written. Co-worker of mine just had to go for a UA and used one of these, still hasn't got fired and she tested last Friday. They work.

mFFL03
01-18-2014, 02:33 AM
don't do drugs

Ditto. Plus if they snip your hair then you're really fucked.

Just stick to alcohol until you get hired somewhere.

AchillesHeel
01-18-2014, 04:12 AM
don't do drugs

xmas1997
01-18-2014, 11:13 AM
How?
By living in a place where weed is legal.

jeebus
01-18-2014, 11:17 AM
don't do drugs

xmas1997
01-18-2014, 11:21 AM
As Nancy Reagan used to say, "Just say no!"
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Lincoln
01-18-2014, 11:30 AM
Workout, drink water and piss a lot

Big Empty
01-18-2014, 01:07 PM
I still have a good job this new one is better though

rascal
01-18-2014, 01:09 PM
I smoke pot like once every two months. I applied for a new job and the new job posting was removed a few days ago and i never heard anything back.So i figured the position was closed. So here i am having a few with my freinds n i take two big hits. I get an email about an online assesment i have to do for this new job... Literally like an hour later..ill get an interview and immediatly have to take a drug test ... Just my damn luck.

Don't do drugs.

Wild Cobra
01-18-2014, 01:18 PM
I smoke pot like once every two months. I applied for a new job and the new job posting was removed a few days ago and i never heard anything back.So i figured the position was closed. So here i am having a few with my freinds n i take two big hits. I get an email about an online assesment i have to do for this new job... Literally like an hour later..ill get an interview and immediatly have to take a drug test ... Just my damn luck.
You're fucked.

If you know what specific test they will use, I am told their are ways of fooling them. However, there is more than one method of testing urine, and other methods of testing besides urine.

I smoked some weed 2 weeks ago, and that was the first time in several years. There have been times I was a regular toker. However... I never smoked it while in the process of looking for work. I choose responsibility over fun.