The Cosmic and Cucking Hook Up - What A Date Would Look Like For Them

[Koolaid_Man]

First we get their true profiles:


Without further ado - Mr. Cosmic Cowboy. The name Cosmic comes from his planet sized gut. :lol

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/cosmic_zpsb9a115bc.jpg

Next we have the beautiful Cucking Funt...yes Kool would fuck the woman pictured below...there's something that reeks of good sex...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/cuckiv-10_zps82e7eff2.jpg


Cosmic invites Cucking over for a nice evening:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/redneckline_zpsdf9f7a10.jpg

Before The 5 Course Meal Starts He Asks His Dog To Taste Test

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/WT_zps16e78ce5.jpg

He Then Prepares An Assortment of delicious Hor d'oeuvres :lol

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/all_zps354ec854.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/0ioti_zps4281d1bc.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/Pmall_zps5f78c1ec.jpg




Add In Some To-Die-For Calamari :lol

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/hotk_seafood_zpse87f19c1.jpg

Next He Prepares The Official Side Dishes (and cucking can't wait) :lol

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/eanniw_zps47a94f68.jpg

He Pulls Out His Specialty Pan Before He Starts The Goulash

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/cook_zps4501d438.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ppo_zps210d301f.jpg

Alas The Meat Should Be Ready By Now So He Goes To Check On It: :lol

and Perfecto:It Meets With CF's Approval :lol We Got Chicken, Ribs, Shrimp Skewers, and the Specialty Hog's Head...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/cosmic2_zps6e2dc6a5.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/cosmic1x_zps23558a7a.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ccosm1_zpsd3972482.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/-bone_zps09d5335a.jpg

After All That Good Eating it's time for some Sex...Cosmic instructs Cucking Objects, but she finally complies
The Next Morning Cucking Is Up Early and Upset Because She Didn't Cum...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/rednas-01_zps40922590.jpg

[Buddy Mignon]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:rollin

Fucking rednecks.

[SnakeBoy]

All the while Koolaid_Man works on his computer so he can get back to pretending to be a playa on the internet.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-a6W_7ZrfAvM/TkS-yPrsKxI/AAAAAAAAO8k/3J8JLxNFHoU/s1600/old-geek.jpg

[hehateme]

took a little to much time preparing this roast tbh...the next thing you know capri will be PM'ing cosmic for e-sex.

[BacktoBasics]

Well played...

[CuckingFunt]

So this is how you're going to try and get my attention now that I've asked you to stop sending me PMs?

My apologies to the board...

[CubanSucks]

So this is how you're going to try and get my attention now that I've asked you to stop sending me PMs?

My apologies to the board...

:lmao you couldn't just humor the attention seeking child for the rest of us?

[apalisoc_9]

Kool is an attention whore

But this shit is :lmao material

[TE]

:lmao Kool with the rare goods, tbh.

[irishock]

:lmao

[AussieFanKurt]

its sad someone spends this much time on something so unfunny

[Reck]

its sad someone spends this much time on something so unfunny

True that.

I dont see anything funny about it. Specially since this is all forced coming from an ultra butthurt rejected kool.

[ChumpDumper]

True that.

I dont see anything funny about it. Specially since this is all forced coming from an ultra butthurt rejected kool.That's the funny part to me. No number of threads will make up for his display of butthurt that day.

[Koolaid_Man]

That's the funny part to me. No number of threads will make up for his display of butthurt that day.

:lmao if you say so possum face

[Koolaid_Man]

I think this should be the official red neck thread :hat

[ChumpDumper]

:lmao if you say so possum faceI do say so. You've been in damage control mode ever since.

[Koolaid_Man]

I do say so. You've been in damage control mode ever since.

I'm not the one fucking dogs and possums

[ChumpDumper]

I'm not the one fucking dogs and possumsYou're the one starting thread after thread trying to avenge your butthurt.

[hehateme]

You're the one starting thread after thread trying to avenge your butthurt.

^This. Maybe you should flee to the mountains with Avante and save yourself the embarrassment.

[ChumpDumper]

^This. Maybe you should flee to the mountains with Avante and save yourself the embarrassment.To his credit, he did retire from ST forever for thirty five minutes.

[Chewbacca]

First we get their true profiles:


Without further ado - Mr. Cosmic Cowboy. The name Cosmic comes from his planet sized gut. :lol

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/cosmic_zpsb9a115bc.jpg

Next we have the beautiful Cucking Funt...yes Kool would fuck the woman pictured below...there's something that reeks of good sex...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/cuckiv-10_zps82e7eff2.jpg


Cosmic invites Cucking over for a nice evening:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/redneckline_zpsdf9f7a10.jpg

Before The 5 Course Meal Starts He Asks His Dog To Taste Test

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/WT_zps16e78ce5.jpg

He Then Prepares An Assortment of delicious Hor d'oeuvres :lol

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/all_zps354ec854.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/0ioti_zps4281d1bc.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/Pmall_zps5f78c1ec.jpg




Add In Some To-Die-For Calamari :lol

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/hotk_seafood_zpse87f19c1.jpg

Next He Prepares The Official Side Dishes (and cucking can't wait) :lol

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/eanniw_zps47a94f68.jpg

He Pulls Out His Specialty Pan Before He Starts The Goulash

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/cook_zps4501d438.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ppo_zps210d301f.jpg

Alas The Meat Should Be Ready By Now So He Goes To Check On It: :lol

and Perfecto:It Meets With CF's Approval :lol We Got Chicken, Ribs, Shrimp Skewers, and the Specialty Hog's Head...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/cosmic2_zps6e2dc6a5.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/cosmic1x_zps23558a7a.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ccosm1_zpsd3972482.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/-bone_zps09d5335a.jpg

After All That Good Eating it's time for some Sex...Cosmic instructs Cucking Objects, but she finally complies
The Next Morning Cucking Is Up Early and Upset Because She Didn't Cum...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/rednas-01_zps40922590.jpg




:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Chewbacca]

http://i42.tinypic.com/2cp6blw.jpg

[silverblk mystix]

First we get their true profiles:


Without further ado - Mr. Cosmic Cowboy. The name Cosmic comes from his planet sized gut. :lol

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/cosmic_zpsb9a115bc.jpg

Next we have the beautiful Cucking Funt...yes Kool would fuck the woman pictured below...there's something that reeks of good sex...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/cuckiv-10_zps82e7eff2.jpg


Cosmic invites Cucking over for a nice evening:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/redneckline_zpsdf9f7a10.jpg

Before The 5 Course Meal Starts He Asks His Dog To Taste Test

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/WT_zps16e78ce5.jpg

He Then Prepares An Assortment of delicious Hor d'oeuvres :lol

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/all_zps354ec854.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/0ioti_zps4281d1bc.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/Pmall_zps5f78c1ec.jpg




Add In Some To-Die-For Calamari :lol

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/hotk_seafood_zpse87f19c1.jpg

Next He Prepares The Official Side Dishes (and cucking can't wait) :lol

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/eanniw_zps47a94f68.jpg

He Pulls Out His Specialty Pan Before He Starts The Goulash

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/cook_zps4501d438.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ppo_zps210d301f.jpg

Alas The Meat Should Be Ready By Now So He Goes To Check On It: :lol

and Perfecto:It Meets With CF's Approval :lol We Got Chicken, Ribs, Shrimp Skewers, and the Specialty Hog's Head...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/cosmic2_zps6e2dc6a5.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/cosmic1x_zps23558a7a.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ccosm1_zpsd3972482.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/-bone_zps09d5335a.jpg

After All That Good Eating it's time for some Sex...Cosmic instructs Cucking Objects, but she finally complies
The Next Morning Cucking Is Up Early and Upset Because She Didn't Cum...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/rednas-01_zps40922590.jpg





:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin



Kool with the accurate goods!!!!!

[Chewbacca]

http://i42.tinypic.com/2cp6blw.jpg

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:lmao


http://i40.tinypic.com/rbyxdg.jpg

[CosmicCowboy]

:lmao I get home from the rodeo and find this.

I've owned this cyber nigga so bad he is dreaming about me and waking up on Saturday Morning to make epic posts about his fantasies of my sex life.

Anybody want to buy a cyber nigga?

This one is getting a little a little too obsessed with me and messing the carpets...:lol

And yeah, he can start hundreds of threads trying to trash other posters but bottom line is he made an emasculated fool of himself in the CF thread that he can never recover from. This would be Kool if he were a dog. He just peed himself.

http://www.eaglelandingpark.org/Submissive_Sierra.jpg

[Koolaid_Man]

:lmao I get home from the rodeo and find this.

I've owned this cyber nigga so bad he is dreaming about me and waking up on Saturday Morning to make epic posts about his fantasies of my sex life.

Anybody want to buy a cyber nigga?

This one is getting a little a little too obsessed with me and messing the carpets...:lol

And yeah, he can start hundreds of threads trying to trash other posters but bottom line is he made an emasculated fool of himself in the CF thread that he can never recover from. This would be Kool if he were a dog. He just peed himself.

http://www.eaglelandingpark.org/Submissive_Sierra.jpg


I can never make a fool of myself...I'm totally shameless in case you haven't noticed....but in this case I actually left out the desert...please forgive me:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/cdesert36c_zpsad89658b.jpg

[ChumpDumper]

You were filled with shame when your PMs were posted. You're still trying to avenge that.

[Chewbacca]

http://i42.tinypic.com/2cp6blw.jpg

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:lmao


http://i40.tinypic.com/rbyxdg.jpg




http://i44.tinypic.com/2w31fr4.jpg


http://i44.tinypic.com/2s8sosj.jpg

[Koolaid_Man]

You were filled with shame when your PMs were posted. You're still trying to avenge that.

:lol shame shame shame :lmao

[ChumpDumper]

:lol shame shame shame :lmaoYou prove me right with every thread you start.

[Koolaid_Man]

You prove me right with every thread you start.

for the past 2 yrs or past 3 weeks? :lmao

[ChumpDumper]

for the past 2 yrs or past 3 weeks? :lmaoIt used to be attention whoring, now it's pure butthurt avenging.

[Koolaid_Man]

I just love how Cumdumpster is getting owned by everyone and he thinks clinging to Kool will help him somehow...:lmao hey Cumdumpster....Kool is sucka free baby plus I don't have a possum face

[Koolaid_Man]

It used to be attention whoring, now it's pure butthurt avenging.

that's cool Cummy....whatever you say...I'm not arguing with it...:lmao let your word be true

[ChumpDumper]

I just love how Cumdumpster is getting owned by everyone and he thinks clinging to Kool will help him somehow...:lmao hey Cumdumpster....Kool is sucka free baby plus I don't have a possum faceYou started a thread about me, along with all the others who have been owning you lately.

You're hurt and lashing out. It's sad to see.

But it's funny as hell above all.

[Koolaid_Man]

You started a thread about me, along with all the others who have been owning you lately.

You're hurt and lashing out. It's sad to see.

But it's funny as hell above all.

that's cool Cummy...that's cool...I'm truly enjoying your misery....you claim I'm hurt but me thinks you have a hole in your heart....no gay sex despite the Selfie's plus everyone is making fun of your possum face...the CF thread is gone you have a stickied thread on the main page...:lmao

[ChumpDumper]

that's cool Cummy...that's cool...I'm truly enjoying your misery....you claim I'm hurt but me thinks you have a hole in your heart....no gay sex despite the Selfie's plus everyone is making fun of your possum face...the CF thread is gone you have a stickied thread on the main page...:lmaoHey, more people are butthurt because of me than because of you.

It's simple.

You're the one that keeps starting threads because of the CF thread.

[Koolaid_Man]

Hey, more people are butthurt because of me than because of you.

It's simple.

You're the one that keeps starting threads because of the CF thread.

Let it go Cummy...I'm not chasing you..you're trying in vein to chase me while trying to run from Chewbacca...:lol but Chewbacca is on your ass...and he's not letting up...I guess you could say that CF had her moment and it's done whereas you're a daily punching bag...watch for my next thread tbh it will be a doozy :rollin

[ChumpDumper]

Let it go Cummy...I'm not chasing youYou just started a thread about me, genius.

You can't make a claim you aren't chasing me now..

[Koolaid_Man]

You started a thread about me.

:cry:cry:cry:cry

:lmao ok...let's make a deal you get rid of the possum face and I'll stop making threads about you :lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

You just started a thread about me, genius.

You can't make a claim you aren't chasing me now..

I'm fucking you..not chasing you :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

and since I'm fucking you...that makes you gay..not me :lmao

[ChumpDumper]

Hey, three posts in a row about me in addition to the thread you started about me.

Such dedication to me.

[Koolaid_Man]

Hey, three posts in a row about me in addition to the thread you started about me.

Such dedication to me.

bend over and I'll show you dedication :hat

[ChumpDumper]

bend over and I'll show you dedication :hatWhy are you trying to have sex with men now?

CF hurt you so bad you had to switch teams.

I have to reject you as well.

[Chewbacca]

http://i44.tinypic.com/27xkl0g.gif

[CuckingFunt]

I guess you could say that CF had her moment and it's done

You're still posting about me. Without being prompted. Seems my moment's still going.

[AaronY]

Such is life in Spurstalk