NFC championship game thread - 49ers vs Seaguests

[.G.]

Dammit..just take the points? no?

[jeebus]

well that's in :lol

[Raven]

now it's in

[.G.]

The six points, that is :lol

[lefty]

Fuck yeah

[LakerHater]

Clearly got that one!! :lol

[Robz4000]

Can't overturn that one!

[DeadlyDynasty]

So quiet you could hear a mole queef

[BUMP]

I thought Dixon was the one who retired to be a biblethumper?

[LakerHater]

Thats not good for Niners OL!

[Creepn]

Broncos are fucked if 49ers win.

[.G.]

Iupati loss shouldn't affect the SF O line that much. Looked like he got pinned and trampled by Dixon

[Clipper Nation]

Broncos are fucked if 49ers win.

Donkeys are fucked regardless.... :lmao Fivehead against a real defense

[Robz4000]

Big blow tbh

[Raven]

Iupati finally out? niners are fucked.

[.G.]

I'll make it a POINT to miss bruno mars at the halftime show

[jeebus]

I'll make it a POINT to miss bruno mars at the halftime show
turn it on the puppy bowl tbh. it's cute and there's no fags to gay it up.

[LakerHater]

This SF D looks good!

[.G.]

turn it on the puppy bowl tbh. it's cute and there's no fags to gay it up.

Damn right :lol Pretty entertaining stuff

[FYM]

Niners are playing solid football

[Robz4000]

turn it on the puppy bowl tbh. it's cute and there's no fags to gay it up.

Puppy Bowl is the REAL bowl tbh imo fwiw.

[.G.]

This SF D looks good!
Would like to see them apply more pressure/collapse the pocket on wilson

Run D has been decent so far

[BUMP]

:lol the Seahawks offense just depends on a lot of lucky bullshit

[Robz4000]

God dammit you fucks.

[jimbo]

Johnny Football esque

[LakerHater]

awesome protection & GREAT find down field!!

[.G.]

See what I mean? Too much time dancing around back there = huge pass play

[DeadlyDynasty]

Great job by the offensive line

[td4mvp2k]

:lol @ dat niner D

[FYM]

Holy shit, good read here Wilson

[01Snake]

Fuck

[LakerHater]

C'mon Seattle, make it game!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BeYgOsOCAAIF5-l.jpg

[Raven]

that was nice, but seriously, how much time can this dude have?

[.G.]

So now bladwin, too? Dropping

[LakerHater]

See what I mean? Too much time dancing around back there = huge pass play

Yup

[FYM]

Hawks need a score

[LakerHater]

Got'em!

[jeebus]

nice throw faggot

[.G.]

Fluke plays thus far for sea

[Raven]

wtf

[DeadlyDynasty]

maybe they can re-sign Matt Flynn at halftime.

[LakerHater]

Willis Trucked!

[lefty]

Dat D

[Raven]

i'm calling it now, without iupati, niners lose as long as the hawks offense scores two td or more

[jeebus]

:cry my jam :cry

[.G.]

i'm calling it now, without iupati, niners lose as long as the hawks offense scores two td or more

Snyder is a decent replacement on that line, but neither run game has been dominant (aside from CK7)

[Raven]

second drop for boldin

[Robz4000]

Boldin with two bad drops...

[DeadlyDynasty]

Boldin is point shaving tbh

[timtonymanu]

:cry my jam :cry

I seriously just put a status on Facebook saying: Ugh Bruno Mars. Cause I wanted to see what reaction I would get. Wasn't disappointed and now I'm getting hated on for the status. :lol

[jeebus]

I seriously just put a status on Facebook saying: Ugh Bruno Mars. Cause I wanted to see what reaction I would get. Wasn't disappointed and now I'm getting hated on for the status. :lol
those are my alt accounts on fb attacking you. I hate you :cry

[timtonymanu]

those are my alt accounts on fb attacking you. I hate you :cry

:cry You're a hater.
:cry Leave him alone!

I don't want to listen to that stupid Locked out of Heaven song for the millionth time.

[Raven]

I seriously just put a status on Facebook saying: Ugh Bruno Mars. Cause I wanted to see what reaction I would get. Wasn't disappointed and now I'm getting hated on for the status. :lol

what kind of friends do you have tbh, 12 year old fat chicks?

[timtonymanu]

what kind of friends do you have tbh, 12 year old fat chicks?

All middle-aged women tbh

[DeadlyDynasty]

LakerHater, can I get a gif of Arnold?

[Raven]

All middle-aged women tbh

fat?

[.G.]

Ref spotting that ball a full yard over :lol

[Raven]

teamleader doin work

[01Snake]

Ref spotting that ball a full yard over :lol

Was gonna say the same thing. He crawled an extra yard after he was down.

[Robz4000]

No way he picked up 8 on that.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

C'MON SEATTLE. fuck san fran

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

btw kae is horrible

[Raven]

wow big catch

[.G.]

Rodgers giving baldwin too much space/cushion

[DeadlyDynasty]

fucking yard ape

[FYM]

My night is already fucked up... I hope I will catch a break and niners gonna fuck that shit up...

[.G.]

Matter of time before wilson is violently sacked while dodging and prancing around back there

[jeebus]

lol wtf was that

[LakerHater]

LakerHater (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=4302), can I get a gif of Arnold?

http://i.minus.com/ibrRXRPlVlAsLJ.gif

[01Snake]

Fucking holding!

[DeadlyDynasty]

Wilson is pure, unadulterated dogshit

[.G.]

4th and 6? Carrolls balls on display here

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Wilson is pure, unadulterated dogshit

are you high? 8/11 with 112 yards and a QBR of 105.


sooooo bad

[LakerHater]

FLAG??

WOW!

[FYM]

Wilson pressured every freaking play

[.G.]

Home cooking, here

[DPG21920]

Ima start calling him Russell Ilson cause ain't no wayyyyyyyy you getting a W wit dis cat.

[Robz4000]

Bullshit

[DeadlyDynasty]

omg what a terrible call

[LakerHater]

Oh C'Mon. on second look thats pussy!

[Clipper Nation]

Wilson is pure, unadulterated dogshit

Not like Kraep has been any better, tbh.... sure, he's run the ball pretty well, but when it comes down to it, the quarterback's job is to throw, and Kraep has only managed 17 yards on 5 attempts :lol

:lmao Biggest gimmick QB in the league

[BRHornet45]

"PERSONAL FOUL .... ON THE DEFENSE ... FOR BEING REALLY RUDE AND CAUSING HURT FEELINGS .... AUTOMATIC FIRST DOWN FOR THE 12TH MAN!"

[DeadlyDynasty]

are you high? 8/11 with 112 yards and a QBR of 105.


sooooo bad
Are you watching the game or cleaning out your cat's litterbox?

[resistanze]

Wilson is pure, unadulterated dogshit
Agreed.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Are you watching the game or cleaning out your cat's litterbox?

more like cleaning the cat seeing as how i'm all in your girls

[.G.]

Side judge saw his buddy get hit on that one. Those 15 yds hurt their fg chances

Can't wait to see what, if any, adjustments are made by SF. Run has been shit and WRs nonexistent throughout 1st half.

[spurraider21]

Seahawks are lucky as fuck this is actually a 4 point game. They should be down at least 2 possessions imo

[Clipper Nation]

more like cleaning the cat seeing as how i'm all in your girls
:lmao Taking orders from your girlfriend's sister

[DeadlyDynasty]

more like cleaning the cat seeing as how i'm all in your girls

Did you just go Technique in the NFL Forum?:lol

[Bill_Brasky]

more like cleaning the cat seeing as how i'm all in your girls

Think I found one of them SAWMs trill is always going on about.

[DPG21920]

more like cleaning the cat seeing as how i'm all in your girls

Not going to lie and I have no dog in this fight - that came off forced and just didn't have "it".

[jeebus]

:lmao Taking orders from your girlfriend's sister
"damn...I better go seek advice in the club! :cry"

[DPG21920]

Boldin needs to step up. He's playing poor. Just take care of the ball and make RW beat you. It's how you win.

[Clipper Nation]

Hey No Lyfe Faggot, your girlfriend's sister says you have to renounce your Panthers/Cum Newton fandom and start rooting for the Niners, tbh.... no more slurping Russell Wilson for you :lol

[Creepn]

Meh. Wilson is up against an elite defense. He won't have this problem with the broncos if he makes it out. If anything, this game makes him stronger.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

"damn...I better go seek advice in the club! :cry"

http://www.singleblackmale.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/CowboysFumble.gif

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

http://sinbapointforward.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/chris-paul-demarcus-cousins.jpg%3Fw%3D600%26h%3D333

the attempt from CN ^^^


https://vine.co/v/hYAZujULJUj

and the result ^^

[Thread]

Does anyone else find the tact/act of drawing the defense offside disgraceful? The formulation of this act has nothing to do with football. Christ, just spend your time developing your offense. It's so embarrassing to watch this exercise. It's chickenshit.

[spurraider21]

Can't wait to see what, if any, adjustments are made by SF. Run has been shit and WRs nonexistent throughout 1st half.
This applies to both teams imo

[hehateme]

http://www.singleblackmale.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/CowboysFumble.gif

I'm not exactly sure how this reply helps your manhood, which is taking a huge beatdown with each reply you make.

[spurraider21]

It's chickenshit.
:lmao

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

I'm not exactly sure how this reply helps your manhood, which is taking a huge beatdown with each reply you make.

i'm not sure why you're talking about manhood, especially considering you're attempting to compare manhood to an internet forum.

wouldn't trying to shit talk someone out of the norm actually affect one's manhood negatively? you know, considering you're so much of a bitch you can't form your own opinion?

[Clipper Nation]

the attempt from CN ^^^


https://vine.co/v/hYAZujULJUj

and the result ^^
:lmao A Manu Ginobili and Cum Newton dickrider trying to talk shit about flopping

[Clipper Nation]

Does anyone else find the tact/act of drawing the defense offside disgraceful? The formulation of this act has nothing to do with football. Christ, just spend your time developing your offense. It's so embarrassing to watch this exercise. It's chickenshit.

You know what else is chickenshit? You waiting until the end of 7 to safely lodge 6 :lol

[Thread]

You know what else is chickenshit?

Yeah, Spurs Fan taking mercy on you-AND-you accepting said mercy.

[hehateme]

i'm not sure why you're talking about manhood, especially considering you're attempting to compare manhood to an internet forum.

wouldn't trying to shit talk someone out of the norm actually affect one's manhood negatively? you know, considering you're so much of a bitch you can't form your own opinion?

Do you even proofread your replies before you hit the submit button? You are going full retard with these retorts. Why don't you just go "clean the cat" some more you fucking Carolina tard.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

You know what else is chickenshit? You waiting until the end of 7 to safely lodge 6 :lol

says the clippers/heat/boise state/LA Kings/SD fan

seriously where the fuck are you even from?

[LakerHater]

http://i39.tinypic.com/24y4dwy.gif

[Clipper Nation]

Yeah, Spurs Fan taking mercy on you-AND-you accepting said mercy.
:cry "Spurfan, stop picking on me! Pick on Mavfan and Clipperfan instead or else I'll go back into hiding!" :cry

ChickenshitPERIOD

[Clipper Nation]

http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/cam-newton-flop-a.gif%3Fw%3D640
^ The attempt from No Lyfe Faggot

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

I woke up this morning with Peanut butter in my butt


I woke up this morning with the taste of peanut butter in my mouth.

[Thread]

ChickenshitPERIOD

I'm the man who became a legend in his own time.

[jeebus]

:cry crank it up :cry

[DeadlyDynasty]

great catch by Trab

[LakerHater]

Nice catch!

[Lincoln]

That wookie is fucking disgusting

[Creepn]

Not even a hard hit. Get your ass up.

[Robz4000]

Get a TD on this possession and it could be game.

[hehateme]

http://i41.tinypic.com/1zexf1i.gif

Is that Tschlong pimpin it at the game?

[.G.]

maxwell got KTFO on that one. big hit for sea secondary if he's out. one of their enforcers

[Raven]

Get a TD on this possession and it could be game.

not happening

[BUMP]

The path the 49ers have to take to potentially win a superbowl this season? Is it the toughest ever?

[irishock]

I'm the man who became a legend in his own time.

:lol amazing bait

[.G.]

:monkey, tbh

[Clipper Nation]

I woke up this morning with a new list of orders from my girlfriend's sister

[DPG21920]

The path the 49ers have to take to potentially win a superbowl this season? Is it the toughest ever?

CROFL what? Having to beat legends like Wilson and Cam?

[Raven]

called it

[Robz4000]

That was a pathetic set of downs.

[.G.]

SF WRs can't create out there

[Raven]

The path the 49ers have to take to potentially win a superbowl this season? Is it the toughest ever?

wtf :lol

[BUMP]

CROFL what? Having to beat legends like Wilson and Cam?

yeah :lol I regretted that as soon as I hit reply. I teenk it would be a legitimate argument tho if it wasn't for the Panthers

[lefty]

CROFLMAO Gore

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Having to beat the top two defenses in the league on the road

fify

[DeadlyDynasty]

The path the 49ers have to take to potentially win a superbowl this season? Is it the toughest ever?

No, they had a bye in the divisional round. Last year's Ravens final 3 games were all against great teams after beating Rookie Andrew Luck in the WC. 2011 Giants also had a killer stretch after the WC round

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

yeah :lol I regretted that as soon as I hit reply. I teenk it would be a legitimate argument tho if it wasn't for the Panthers

fuck you homie we were good as hell this year

[DPG21920]

yeah :lol I regretted that as soon as I hit reply. I teenk it would be a legitimate argument tho if it wasn't for the Panthers

I mean, beating Rogers was great, and CAR/SEA have super stacked defenses so it wasn't easy (if it happens) but Cam/Wilson negate a lot of that. You have a lot of margin for error when playing them.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Team Leader

[DPG21920]

fify

:lol That should tell you all you need to know about Cam tbh.. the fact you fixed my post to say that vs defending Cam is telling.

[Robz4000]

Lynch is waking up...

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:lol That should tell you all you need to know about Cam tbh.. the fact you fixed my post to say that vs defending Cam is telling.

Cam wil be a top five QB within 2-3 years

[LakerHater]

OH SHIT!!

Now we've gotta fuckin game!

[Clipper Nation]

Cam wil be a top five QB within 2-3 years
Yeah, top 5 biggest gimmicks in NFL history....

[td4mvp2k]

Beast mode!!!

[Robz4000]

Well fuck

[DPG21920]

What a luxury for RW to not have to do anything but not turn it over and your defense and ML just do all the work. What a beast.

[.G.]

Awful tackling attempts

Joe buck just came

[hehateme]

not sure but looks like he pulled something?

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Yeah, top 5 biggest gimmicks in NFL history....

who has more throwing and rushing touchdowns combined through the first three years of play?

i'll give you all night to look that up if you want.

once we get hakeem nicks, benjamin from FSU or sammy watkins next year in the draft it will be a wrap.

[DeadlyDynasty]

What a treat it must be to have a dude like that in your backfield

[LakerHater]

No Skittles?

[lefty]

Welp

[benefactor]

Lynch saving Wilson's ass per par.

[Robz4000]

Kraep and the offense are gonna have to do something now.

[Clipper Nation]

who has more throwing and rushing touchdowns combined through the first three years of play?

Cool stats, but even Tebow has won more playoff games :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

who has more throwing and rushing touchdowns combined through the first three years of play?

i'll give you all night to look that up if you want.

once we get hakeem nicks, benjamin from FSU or sammy watkins next year in the draft it will be a wrap.
0 playoff wins...already 4 behind the pace of Mark Sanchez

Fuck off, faggot

[td4mvp2k]

Get a TD on this possession and it could be game.:tu

[DeadlyDynasty]

What a luxury for RW to not have to do anything but not turn it over and your defense and ML just do all the work. What a beast.

beat me to it:lol

[Robz4000]

:cry

[mojorizen7]

http://mostlyaveragejoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/I-Will-Rape-Your-Secondary-Denver-Broncos.jpg

[BRHornet45]

both QB's combined numbers so far ...


63% passing percentage (not good, but not as awful as expected ...... yet)

151 passing yards

0 Passing TD

6.4 Yards Per Pass

80.8 QB Rating

[Clipper Nation]

http://mostlyaveragejoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/I-Will-Rape-Your-Secondary-Denver-Broncos.jpg

How's he going to rape them when he's too busy throwing picks? :lol

[Robz4000]

Finally they have Gore go outside!

[.G.]

Gore got rocked

[DPG21920]

Malcolm Thomas is getting his first minutes for the Spurs...brb..

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

both QB's combined numbers so far ...


63% passing percentage (not good, but not as awful as expected ...... yet)

151 passing yards

0 Passing TD

6.4 Yards Per Pass

80.8 QB Rating

why are you cherry picking? post russell's alone.

[thunderup]

Yes, go Lynch!

[Raven]

who has more throwing and rushing touchdowns combined through the first three years of play?

i'll give you all night to look that up if you want.

once we get hakeem nicks, benjamin from FSU or sammy watkins next year in the draft it will be a wrap.

spare us tbh

[lefty]

Why is Fox showing Rise of planet of the Apes instead of football

[Clipper Nation]

why are you cherry picking? post russell's alone.

Cum's numbers so far ...

0% passing percentage (awful)

0 passing yards

0 Passing TD

0 Yards Per Pass

0.0 QB Rating

[LakerHater]

Craptree doin work!

[DeadlyDynasty]

a forward pass in this game:wow

[Robz4000]

:monkey

[Creepn]

Kap with the Rodgers play.

[BUMP]

CROFL that play

[LakerHater]

What Luck!

[Raven]

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[Robz4000]

Major break

[Lincoln]

:lmao

[jeebus]

TD niggas

[DeadlyDynasty]

BOOM

[LakerHater]

BOLDIN!!

[benefactor]

Fat guy run!

[BUMP]

holy n!gger

[lefty]

Woo

[hehateme]

damn..what a catch

[Robz4000]

Boldin!

[.G.]

A fucking LASER

[DeadlyDynasty]

Irish genes, baby

[DPG21920]

Great throw right there.

[LakerHater]

Did Earl tip it?

[Creepn]

HOLY SHIT!! WHAT A PASS!

[BRHornet45]

ball game ... Wilson can't continue to play it safe and just "manage the game" like a coward.

time to step up, be a real man, and throw the ball.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

0 playoff wins...already 4 behind the pace of Mark Sanchez

Fuck off, faggot

cam can't do it all by himself... just like peyton couldn't.

but the bills don't have to worry about playoffs any time soon so i can see why you sit around analyzing stats like such all day

[Raven]

Did Earl tip it?

yep

[Fabbs]

game of inches. wow. Seahawk defender slightly tipped ball.

[01Snake]

Fuck the catch, that throw was money!

[resistanze]

Wow. SF is the real deal

[Lincoln]

What fucking arm strength...he jump threw that shit

Kraep is a postseason baller. Props

[Clipper Nation]

Kraepergimmick with the lucky play, tbh....

[DeadlyDynasty]

Can Marshawn bring them back again?

[Robz4000]

Fucking Christ

[td4mvp2k]

Lol

[LakerHater]

Whata return!

[Raven]

impressive

[lefty]

Lol

[LakerHater]

http://i44.tinypic.com/izx2ww.gif

[BUMP]

Chatterjee has the best job in the country tbh

[DeadlyDynasty]

Nice 1 yd pass with 12 yds of YAC, per the usual

[resistanze]

NFC bringing the goods.

[td4mvp2k]

If hawks get a TD 49ers Fd tbh

[DeadlyDynasty]

blitz now, dude can't hit a hot route

[LakerHater]

FLAG!

[DeadlyDynasty]

lol, all you have to do is blitz and hold contain on this scrub

[lefty]

Crofl Bruno Mars shitting the bed

[Robz4000]

Offense gonna need to get another TD, but good job there by the D.

[Raven]

rw's ability to not get intentional grounding is probably his best quality (no sarcasm)

[BRHornet45]

http://i44.tinypic.com/izx2ww.gif

I guarantee you he wasn't a fan until ESPN starting pushing the "12th Man Agenda"

[LakerHater]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BeYtPGMIYAIKH3n.jpg

[BRHornet45]

rw's ability to not get intentional grounding is probably his best quality (no sarcasm)

don't forget about the stuff that we DON'T SEE that makes him an elite QB .... the calm and cool demeanor ... the hand clapping in the huddles, etc.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

I guarantee you he wasn't a fan until ESPN starting pushing the "12th Man Agenda"

re-post the QB stats tbh

[LakerHater]

OHHH SHIT!!!

[td4mvp2k]

Wow

[DeadlyDynasty]

Chancellor owns Davis

[Robz4000]

Wow, that was a hit.

[Raven]

holy fuck :lol

[BRHornet45]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BeYtPGMIYAIKH3n.jpg

what more what you expect from that clown? dude made his career by jumping on the "let's shove gay marriage down everyone's throats" bandwagon.

[Robz4000]

God dammit

[LakerHater]

Dumbasses!

[lefty]

CROFLMAO

[FYM]

Good game so far

[DeadlyDynasty]

what more what you expect from that clown? dude made his career by jumping on the "let's shove gay marriage down everyone's throats" bandwagon.

They couldn't even fill the Kingdome to half capacity back in the day

[BRHornet45]

re-post the QB stats tbh

no problem ...


Combined QB stats as of now ...


60% Passing Percentage (down 3% from the previous post)

212 Passing Yards

7.5 Yards Per Pass

1 TD

2 Fumbles

1 Turnover

96.3 QB Rating (surprisingly went up despite the pitiful play)

[LakerHater]

Seattle got saved!

[DeadlyDynasty]

Another horrible spot:lol

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

seriously how good would wilson, newton and even rg3 stats be if they had boldin, crabtree and vernon davis?

[td4mvp2k]

Gr8 pass tbh

[FYM]

Solid first down

[Raven]

this game is really slow. liking it though

[BRHornet45]

seriously how good would wilson, newton and even rg3 stats be if they had boldin, crabtree and vernon davis?

Wilson ... maybe

LOL at Cam or RG3andOut

[Raven]

seriously how good would wilson, newton and even rg3 stats be if they had boldin, crabtree and vernon davis?

not much more tbh

[fevertrees]

seriously how good would wilson, newton and even rg3 stats be if they had boldin, crabtree and vernon davis?


:cry the black QB isn't good because of who they are forced to throw to :cry

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Wilson ... maybe

LOL at Cam or RG3andOut

dude cam threw for 63% completion with lafell and stone-hand ted ginn as #2 options... safe to say it would be at least 65-66%

[BUMP]

isn't that the definition of intentional grounding??

[BRHornet45]

wow ... these officials are protecting Wilson tremendously

[td4mvp2k]

:lol fagit harbough

[Robz4000]

CROFL

[DeadlyDynasty]

Fucking obvious grounding call

[LakerHater]

http://i43.tinypic.com/2zipu0l.gif

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:cry the black QB isn't good because of who they are forced to throw to :cry

why do you continue to try to quote me and talk shit with john cena in your avatar?


you_are_a_faggot.

[resistanze]

:lmao Wilson