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HI-FI
01-20-2014, 05:53 PM
because I think had Niners won in Seattle, the suicides would've been off the charts, even for a place that excels in this category.

The amount of overdoses and people eating shotgun shells would've been too much for the emergency services.

"Yeah uh dispatch, we got what looks to be a body, with a flannel shirt and a stump, the room looks like someone just microwaved spaghettios"

"Yeah we have a 25 year old female, she's unresponsive with a needle still in her arm. I believe I'm hearing Screaming Trees blaring from the other room.....yes....it's from their underrated album Dust....yes dispatch, the one they put together quickly after abandoning sessions from another album."



I was hoping Niners could've won this year even though I would've felt bad for beating Denver, as I said this would've been my Old Yeller game as Manning is my favorite non-Niner. Still am pissed how the Niners-Seahawks game turned out, especially after the Bowman hit which tbh, I mainly thought more about him than the game afterwards. So it's for the best we didn't cause an epidemic of suicides in the region, even though their fanbase is too imbalanced to realize they ripped off Texas A&M.

Still, by playing on a neutral field the NFL can't worry about a troubled fanbase, it just needs to do what's fair and best. :tu to Niners for being a great franchise again and hope the best for Broncos this Super Bowl.

btw, hopefully Goodell can do some drug tests before the SB, Seahawks will try to look like my nigga Keyrock.

Samuel Eto'o
01-20-2014, 06:10 PM
The niner fanbase is easily the worst of this board, tbh.

HI-FI
01-20-2014, 06:13 PM
^ thanks.

DeadlyDynasty
01-20-2014, 06:14 PM
:lolScreaming Trees drop


The niner fanbase is easily the worst of this board, tbh.

Name one tolerable Redskins fan here

monosylab1k
01-20-2014, 06:24 PM
As far as cities go, Seattle > SF

Robz4000
01-20-2014, 06:24 PM
All are true points tbh. RIP Bowman.

Spur-Addict
01-20-2014, 06:25 PM
All are true points tbh. Hopefully Bowman's injury wasn't as bad as it looked. Any word on it yet?

Torn ACL and MCL unfortunately.

Robz4000
01-20-2014, 06:27 PM
Torn ACL and MCL unfortunately.

Just saw after I posted. RIP.

RD2191
01-20-2014, 06:27 PM
No man should be this amount of asshurt over an NFL game. Most of you guys are pretty chill but turn into raging faggots in the NFL forum.

DeadlyDynasty
01-20-2014, 06:29 PM
No man should be this amount of asshurt over an NFL game. Most of you guys are pretty chill but turn into raging faggots in the NFL forum.

and you turned into a black man before our very eyes, Roberto. Still don't understand the self-loathing, though.

Robz4000
01-20-2014, 06:29 PM
No man should be this amount of asshurt over an NFL game. Most of you guys are pretty chill but turn into raging faggots in the NFL forum.

Better than being one 24/7 like some posters here imo...

RD2191
01-20-2014, 06:31 PM
Better than being one 24/7 like some posters here imo...
Yes, DeadlyDynasty is a faggot.

HI-FI
01-20-2014, 06:31 PM
No man should be this amount of asshurt over an NFL game. Most of you guys are pretty chill but turn into raging faggots in the NFL forum.
not that butthurt. officiating wasn't fair but we still opportunities to win but Kaepernick went into bad Favre mode.

I'm just accepting that our loss saved lives. too many Niner haters on here to realize we helped in the big picture.

Clipper Nation
01-20-2014, 06:34 PM
No man should be this amount of asshurt over an NFL game. Most of you guys are pretty chill but turn into raging faggots in the NFL forum.

This is hilarious, coming from the guy who melted down every day in the Club for several weeks when people questioned your Jeebotard fairy tales :lol

Spur-Addict
01-20-2014, 06:36 PM
:rollin




This thread has real potential

DeadlyDynasty
01-20-2014, 06:39 PM
Yes, DeadlyDynasty is a faggot.

:lolYour token response to everyone when you're cornered, just like with spurraider in the other thread, and when people attacked your superstitions in the club.

Why do you deny being Mexican btw?

Trill Clinton
01-20-2014, 06:40 PM
http://distilleryimage10.s3.amazonaws.com/e2cd394a819211e3b9491215d1bef216_8.jpg


http://distilleryimage3.s3.amazonaws.com/e256d562820e11e3817b0a5cc91d3fd3_8.jpg

DeadlyDynasty
01-20-2014, 06:42 PM
remember det soundtrack fam? goat

jeebus
01-20-2014, 06:42 PM
bookmarked this thread for further reading. don't disappoint pls :cry

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
01-20-2014, 06:43 PM
didn't read that long ass shit

the 49ers fuckin blow

RD2191
01-20-2014, 06:44 PM
This is hilarious, coming from the guy who melted down every day in the Club for several weeks when people questioned your Jeebotard fairy tales :lol
Well what do you know, the biggest cock sucker on this site decides to make an appearance. you ever get tired of being a follower?

Trill Clinton
01-20-2014, 06:45 PM
remember det soundtrack fam? goat

juice? nah

DeadlyDynasty
01-20-2014, 06:46 PM
juice? nah

speaking of Above the Rim, from the first pic

RD2191
01-20-2014, 06:46 PM
:lolYour token response to everyone when you're cornered, just like with spurraider in the other thread, and when people attacked your superstitions in the club.

Why do you deny being Mexican btw?
LOL faggot

DeadlyDynasty
01-20-2014, 06:49 PM
Your name is Roberto Diaz and you're a spurfan from Amarillo, TX--but you expect us to believe you're not a be@ner.

Floyd Pacquiao
01-20-2014, 06:50 PM
ugh robdiaz is such a vanilla poster with vanilla insults, no creativity what so ever. off yourself afro be@ner.

spurraider21
01-20-2014, 06:51 PM
:lol at everybody using the term "vanilla poster" nowadays

that phrase is becoming vanilla imo

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
01-20-2014, 06:51 PM
Well what do you know, the biggest cock sucker on this site decides to make an appearance. you ever get tired of being a follower?

It's hilarious because half of the people he sucks off doesn't even like him :lmao

It's like the slutty bitch at a party. They act nice to get some dome (someone to agree with their opinion), and then ignore her the rest of the year.

Trill Clinton
01-20-2014, 06:52 PM
speaking of Above the Rim, from the first pic

oh, yea my pops had the cd back in the day. part time lover was my shit.

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
01-20-2014, 06:52 PM
ugh robdiaz is such a vanilla poster with vanilla insults, no creativity what so ever. off yourself afro be@ner.

You are still the gayest poster ever until you remove that gay ass signature.

Seriously, do you just stare at it and cream yourself when Romo nods at you?

RD2191
01-20-2014, 06:57 PM
It's hilarious because half of the people he sucks off doesn't even like him :lmao

It's like the slutty bitch at a party. They act nice to get some dome (someone to agree with their opinion), and then ignore her the rest of the year.
No one fucking like hims, he's a faggot who only talks shit when others are around to support him. Like the chihuahua that hides behind the Pitbull. :lol

RD2191
01-20-2014, 06:57 PM
Your name is Roberto Diaz and you're a spurfan from Amarillo, TX--but you expect us to believe you're not a be@ner.
:lolFaggot

Floyd Pacquiao
01-20-2014, 06:58 PM
You are still the gayest poster ever until you remove that gay ass signature.

Seriously, do you just stare at it and cream yourself when Romo nods at you?
Sup cat women. Tbh I forgot I even had that Romo sig.(I have sigs turned off fwiw). I know it annoys people like you though so I think i'll keep for a lil while longer.

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
01-20-2014, 06:58 PM
No one fucking like hims, he's a faggot who only talks shit when others are around to support him. Like the chihuahua that hides behind the Pitbull. :lol

Then what happens when everyone leaves? He tucks his tail and runs away. Notice how he is gone now. He's pretty much equivalent to thunderup tbh

RD2191
01-20-2014, 06:58 PM
Then what happens when everyone leaves? He tucks his tail and runs away. Notice how he is gone now. He's pretty much equivalent to thunderup tbh
:loltbh

HI-FI
01-20-2014, 06:58 PM
As far as cities go, Seattle > SF
what, you don't like being anally raped by a bunch of fags in an alley? intolerant repug.



I plan on checking out Seattle and Portland, I've been meaning to for awhile. I'd like to check out SF again as well, haven't been there in a long time, maybe I'll go back to Bay Area next year when new stadium is ready. I think SF is a cool and beautiful city despite some diseased aspects, plus it's where I'm from. Tbh, I can't think of any bad seattle fans on this board, I've only met one in real life who was a douche but that might be more of the Carroll effect.

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
01-20-2014, 07:00 PM
Sup cat women. Tbh I forgot I even had that Romo sig.(I have sigs turned off fwiw). I know it annoys people like you though so I think i'll keep for a lil while longer.

It doesn't annoy me bro. It's just gay.

Besides, one would think you'd want a QB that actually wins to be your signature. Someone maybe a little superior. Aikman? Staubach? Roach? Quincy Carter?

spurraider21
01-20-2014, 07:00 PM
what, you don't like being anally raped by a bunch of fags in an alley? intolerant repug.



I plan on checking out Seattle and Portland, I've been meaning to for awhile. I'd like to check out SF again as well, haven't been there in a long time, maybe I'll go back to Bay Area next year when new stadium is ready. I think SF is a cool city despite some diseased aspects. Tbh, I can't think of any bad seattle fans on this board, I've only met one in real life who was a douche but that might be more of the Carroll effect.
tlong?
spurraider?

DeadlyDynasty
01-20-2014, 07:01 PM
Quincy Carter has the same amount of playoff wins as Cam Newton

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
01-20-2014, 07:04 PM
Quincy Carter has the same amount of playoff wins as Cam Newton

Floyd is just salty because they couldn't trade up for Cam like they wanted to back in 11'. Panthers weren't having none of that shit.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/25/cam-newton-to-cowboys-talk-heating-up/

DeadlyDynasty
01-20-2014, 07:06 PM
Floyd is just salty because they couldn't trade up for Cam like they wanted to back in 11'. Panthers weren't having none of that shit.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/25/cam-newton-to-cowboys-talk-heating-up/
Don't remember that, but I can't imagine the story ever had any legs...Jerruh wants every player every year

Clipper Nation
01-20-2014, 07:15 PM
Well what do you know, the biggest cock sucker on this site decides to make an appearance. you ever get tired of being a follower?
http://i.imgur.com/3CtfleK.jpg

Clipper Nation
01-20-2014, 07:16 PM
It doesn't annoy me bro. It's just gay.

Besides, one would think you'd want a QB that actually wins to be your signature. Someone maybe a little superior. Aikman? Staubach? Roach? Quincy Carter?
Playoff wins:

Tebow: 1
Cum: 0

tee, hee.

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
01-20-2014, 07:16 PM
http://i.imgur.com/3CtfleK.jpg

I came into this thread to say you are a faggot and not read your post.




But then I read your post and I must say that I actually came to the conclusion......



















































that you are still indeed a faggot

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
01-20-2014, 07:18 PM
Playoff wins:

Tebow: 1
Cum: 0

tee, hee.

Tebow is in Hawaii working on his tan.

Newton is a franchise QB.

Clipper Nation
01-20-2014, 07:19 PM
Tebow is in Hawaii working on his tan.

Newton is a franchise QB.
Newton is still on the shit end of the 1>0 stick....tick, tock.

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
01-20-2014, 07:20 PM
Newton is still on the shit end of the 1>0 stick....tick, tock.

It's funny because the three teams visible on your profile have a total of what... 1 championship in the past 35 years?

Clipper Nation
01-20-2014, 07:23 PM
It's funny because the three teams visible on your profile have a total of what... 1 championship in the past 35 years?
Chop chop.... Cum needs to win a fucking playoff gamePERIOD, until then, Tebow has the 1>0 stick...

thunderup
01-20-2014, 07:26 PM
Then what happens when everyone leaves? He tucks his tail and runs away. Notice how he is gone now. He's pretty much equivalent to thunderup tbh
:lol don't ever compare big dog to that faggot. thunderup doesn't hide behind other posters. If he talks shit he talks shit without needing to piggyback ride others.

johnsmith
01-20-2014, 08:00 PM
As far as cities go, Seattle > SF

I disagree 100%.

While SF does have a lot of the gays, the rest of the place is fucking awesome.

Seattle would beat it but the weather leaves too much to be desired IMO tbh

monosylab1k
01-20-2014, 08:06 PM
I disagree 100%.

While SF does have a lot of the gays, the rest of the place is fucking awesome.

Seattle would beat it but the weather leaves too much to be desired IMO tbh

The weather is a downer in Seattle. When I went up there I was lucky because it only rained 1 day and the other days were all sunny and 70 degrees. Maybe if I went when it rained every day I'd have a different opinion.

irishock
01-20-2014, 08:16 PM
Chop chop.... Cum needs to win a fucking playoff gamePERIOD, until then, Tebow has the 1>0 stick...


Newton is still on the shit end of the 1>0 stick....tick, tock.


Playoff wins:

Tebow: 1
Cum: 0

tee, hee.

He's man who became a legend in his own time.

Floyd Pacquiao
01-20-2014, 11:09 PM
It doesn't annoy me bro. It's just gay.

Besides, one would think you'd want a QB that actually wins to be your signature. Someone maybe a little superior. Aikman? Staubach? Roach? Quincy Carter?
:lol Another vanilla insult per par. Anyways Romo's the goods and he's a top 8 QB, while Newton on the other hand is an average QB that can't read a defense and has accuracy problems.

chunticakes
01-21-2014, 12:31 AM
boiled down:::

romo: 1

cum newton: 0

tee, hee.

spurraider21
01-21-2014, 01:35 AM
:lolso vanilla

Sure, I leave for work...should I pick fights with the black patients I treat and save?


^no I only said you were.

:lol don't get mad because big dog decided to spew truth bombs. You're by far the shittiest poster with the most boring vanilla schtick I've ever come across. Yes, even shittier than Clipperfaggot.


spurraider21 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=31905) is the most butthurt faggot I've ever seen. It doesn't help him that he's a shitty poster with a high volume of vanilla takes.

:lol still mad about a call made over a decade ago


ugh robdiaz is such a vanilla poster with vanilla insults, no creativity what so ever. off yourself afro be@ner.


http://i.imgur.com/3CtfleK.jpg


:lol Another vanilla insult per par. Anyways Romo's the goods and he's a top 8 QB, while Newton on the other hand is an average QB that can't read a defense and has accuracy problems.

yeah, this faggotry needs to stop, or slow down at least. it's losing its effect

TampaDude
01-21-2014, 05:56 AM
Name one tolerable Redskins fan here

:toast

Thread
01-21-2014, 08:40 AM
I agree. Having to suffer thru 2 weeks of fat ass Harbaugh would've been supremely miserable. The phony fuck.

The Gemini Method
01-21-2014, 11:59 AM
Both SF and Seattle are amazing cities thqh. The weather is better in SF and the ability to get around is about equal. They are two awesome places to visit if you like the urban but eccentric lifestyle.