Keep calm and chive on?

[lil'mo]

A few months ago I saw this bumper sticker and was like wtf? Then I saw more and I was still like wtf. I googled and found the website, and got the app, and yeah, the pictures are cool and all but this reeks of douchey fad so badly. Apparently they have tons of products and apparel for people to waste money on just so they can feel like they are part of something? Fuckin people are needy and crave attention. Very sad social networking, twitter, facebook, LOOK AT ME! society we live in these days.

Anyone who owns kcco shit, you are a douche. Sorry.

[mrsmaalox]

Doesn't it have something to do with Bill Murray?

[monosylab1k]

What?

[lil'mo]

I don't know, does it? I know they have a bunch of shirts with his face on them but I don't think kcco originated from him or anything

BFM = Bill Fucking Murray, or some shit

[The Reckoning]

here you go mo. it's what all the bros go to instead of reading their morning paper.

http://thechive.com/

[lil'mo]

Well like I said, I found the website, and downloaded the app, but my issue is with the doucheyness of the kcco apparel and merchandise fad. People are DESPERATE to be a part of something. It's pathetic.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Looks like a website balli would visit...never heard of it.

[RD2191]

Well like I said, I found the website, and downloaded the app, but my issue is with the doucheyness of the kcco apparel and merchandise fad. People are DESPERATE to be a part of something. It's pathetic.
Kind of like fucking redditors. Fucking hate those faggots. I swear on every fucking website some douche has to say "anyone here from reddit?" or "this was on reddit 3 days ago, lame", FUCK.

[monosylab1k]

There's about a million of these keep calm and carry on parody shirts on the internet, why does this in particular have you so lathered up?

[lil'mo]

Ummm, because it's the only one I'm aware of ? Give me examples of others

[CuckingFunt]

If you're a douche, you're a douche regardless what websites you visit or fads you buy into.

If you're not a douche, no website or fad is going to turn you into one.

People get entirely too worked up over what essentially amounts to costuming.

[monosylab1k]

Ummm, because it's the only one I'm aware of ? Give me examples of others

Keep Calm And Carry On, the original British WWII slogan?

[lil'mo]

Costuming? Not sure I follow you

[CuckingFunt]

Ummm, because it's the only one I'm aware of ? Give me examples of others

Do an image search for "keep calm."

[lil'mo]

Keep Calm And Carry On, the original British WWII slogan?

Well that's not douchey. If keep calm and chive on is derived from the war slogan then that makes it even more douchey. What the fuck does chive mean?

[lil'mo]

Do an image search for "keep calm."

All of the looks like it comes from keep calm and chive on. I could be wrong, I am pretty new at this internet thing

[monosylab1k]

Well that's not douchey. If keep calm and chive on is derived from the war slogan then that makes it even more douchey. What the fuck does chive mean?

What the hell else would it be derived from?

[lil'mo]

I don't fuckin know bitch! We're not all British WWII slogan nerds like you!

[CuckingFunt]

Costuming? Not sure I follow you

Window dressing would also work.

[monosylab1k]

I don't fuckin know bitch! We're not all British WWII slogan nerds like you!

:lol are you telling me you had no idea about Keep Calm And Carry On and thought the Chive On parody was some original creation?

[lil'mo]

Window dressing would also work.

From what I've seen people seem to be trying to making this a "lifestyle"

[lil'mo]

:lol are you telling me you had no idea about Keep Calm And Carry On and thought the Chive On parody was some original creation?

Yes, I am saying I did not hear about Keep Calm and Carry On until just now. Is that funny? I'm not from Britain.

[CuckingFunt]

From what I've seen people seem to be trying to making this a "lifestyle"

The point I'm making is that the kind of people who would try to turn a website into a lifestyle were probably douches to begin with and would have been douches no matter what they decided to douche about. The actual website and ephemera with which they express their douchery is, therefore, incidental.

[lil'mo]

I follow you. I guess it's the same reason I deleted Facebook 6 years ago. I just don't want it thrown in my face.

[CuckingFunt]

I follow you. I guess it's the same reason I deleted Facebook 6 years ago. I just don't want it thrown in my face.

And your decision to cut ties with a website relates to my initial point.

Facebook isn't terribly douchey if you're not Facebook friends with people who are douches.

[lil'mo]

People you never even knew were douchey become so on facebook. If I wanna know what someone is doing I will call or text them and ask. Status updates make me want to vomit

[Wild Cobra]

Try this website: The Chive dot com (http://thechive.com/)

[DJR210]

Whats worse...this or the faggot ass Twilight bumper stickers?

[CubanSucks]

The "keep calm and..." fad is a fucking plague. I'm not a self hating American but for fucks sake I would fight on the English side in the war over this. Unless it's "keep calm and carry on" or "keep calm and drink tea" I want to murder someone

[CubanSucks]

Whats worse...this or the faggot ass Twilight bumper stickers?

I've never seen one, ever

[DJR210]

I've never seen one, ever

Be glad my friend..be glad.

[Leetonidas]

tbh I had an idea during the Finals to make some Keep Calm and Beat LeBron shirts because this dumb shit is so popular for some reason I'd have probably made a killing

But lol at thinking chive on was the original thing :lol learn how to use google for fuck's sake

[Spanklin]

Well like I said, I found the website, and downloaded the app, but my issue is with the doucheyness of the kcco apparel and merchandise fad. People are DESPERATE to be a part of something. It's pathetic.


Little dick syndrome over some British geek who got millions of women to send him nudies, tbh.

[CubanSucks]

tbh I had an idea during the Finals to make some Keep Calm and Beat LeBron shirts because this dumb shit is so popular for some reason I'd have probably made a killing

Not even a joke, anyone with the initiative could still make a killing off of this. It is the absolute most simple and foolproof fad to take advantage of. Apply any action associated with something popular or topical and boom

[Reck]

I thought it came from the saying the british have.

Keep Calm and Carry on.

They're abusing the shit out of that schtick.

[Rogue]

didn't know it came from a british saying tbh, I just know it's a verse of lyrics from a Goddess song - Before my time...

Keep calm and carry on
no worse for the wear
I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die
way before my time...

[johnsmith]

Go download the chive app if you haven't...I've had it for about two years and it's fucking hilarious all the time.

The guys that created the chive recently moved their offices to Austin from southern Cali...they organize and donate tons and tons of money to sick children all over the United States among other things.

I don't own any chive stuff, but I do know people that have, one of the benefits of wearing the clothes I guess Is that other people will do really nice stuff for you if they too are chivers. It's why you will see a lot of waitresses with the stuff on cause they want a big tip.

[johnsmith]

Also, the site is mostly college chicks showing off their bodies...so I guess that seems Douchey to some...personally I'm a big fan.

[Rogue]

College bitches are horny to a crazy level these days tbh. Bitches' bras are mostly visible in hot summer days, sometimes even their panties as well... some bitches always manage to show a tip of their underwear to you no matter how long their skirt is, which's downright pathetic tbh. It doesn't even seem to matter to them who you are, just "pay and get laid" imho.

[lil'mo]

Try this website: The Chive dot com (http://thechive.com/)

I don't get it, why the link?

[lefty]

We need Chivette pics imo

[lil'mo]

tbh I had an idea during the Finals to make some Keep Calm and Beat LeBron shirts because this dumb shit is so popular for some reason I'd have probably made a killing

But lol at thinking chive on was the original thing :lol learn how to use google for fuck's sake

I did google it when I saw the bumper stickers :rolleyes you are obviously retarded and lack reading comprehension

[lil'mo]

Little dick syndrome over some British geek who got millions of women to send him nudies, tbh.

you must be a douchebag "chiver" :lol

[lil'mo]

Also, the site is mostly college chicks showing off their bodies...so I guess that seems Douchey to some...personally I'm a big fan.

reading comprehension boys and girls. I don't have a problem with the site - I enjoy it.

[johnsmith]

reading comprehension boys and girls. I don't have a problem with the site - I enjoy it.

So it's just the people that wear the clothes and bumper stickers and shit you have an issue with?

[lil'mo]

yes, people desperate for attention and desperate to have group membership. these people are frat and sorority types. Pathetic :lol

[johnsmith]

I see your point but the guys that started the chive believe that the more people advertising for their site means the more money they will raise for All the charitable causes they go after. I personally think the site is fucking awesome and the fact that they're using their success for good causes more than makes up for the douche factor.

[johnsmith]

yes, people desperate for attention and desperate to have group membership. these people are frat and sorority types. Pathetic :lol

Also, when you wear a spurs shirt, does it mean you're desperate for group acceptance?

[lil'mo]

well, yeah, great idea on their part, they were smart enough to be able to get rich off the needy and desperate masses. I applaud them, they're wealthy sheep herders.

[Reck]

@N0LyF3ScRuB (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=43681) The chive is honoring you this day.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/the-dar-79.jpg?w=920&h=680

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/the-dar-329.jpg?w=920&h=757

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/hq-dar-014.jpg?w=920&h=1226

[johnsmith]

well, yeah, great idea on their part, they were smart enough to be able to get rich off the needy and desperate masses. I applaud them, they're wealthy sheep herders.

Ok, clearly you're way too awesome to want to help people AND make money.:rolleyes

[lil'mo]

I'm giving the creators their props

[Leetonidas]

I did google it when I saw the bumper stickers :rolleyes you are obviously retarded and lack reading comprehension

lol the irony, dumbfuck googled it and still thought chive on was the original :lmao

[lil'mo]

I never gave a shit where the phrase keep calm and chive on originated, I googled it to find out what it was! a picture website. goddamn you are stupid :lmao

[johnsmith]

I'm giving the creators their props

Clearly I'm not on the same page as you...my bad.

Carry on

[xmas1997]

Speaking of stupid, can someone who knows stupid translate for me?

[lil'mo]

are you funny?

[xmas1997]

Sometimes, and then sometimes just painfully blunt.

[lil'mo]

You think your words are painful? You're weak sauce bro.

[xmas1997]

You think your words are painful? You're weak sauce bro.


No offense meant.
No offense taken.

[lil'mo]

Aight scrah

[mrsmaalox]

lil' mo is my favorite cow ever.

[lil'mo]

You think I am the one texting cbf, mookie, scooter642, etc? Nah, it's y'all's responsibility to keep up with me. I'm too thoughtless to maintain my own friendships.

[lil'mo]

lil' mo is my favorite cow ever.

:drool: