"Jigsaw"
01-24-2014, 01:16 AM
You see, for the past few years this forum has grown tired of your faggotry, there really aren't enough words in the english vocabulary to describe how sad it is to 1)Be a Thunderfan 2) Refer to yourself in third person, 3) Refer to yourself as "big dog", 4)Introducing yourself as Mitchell Brown, 5) Thinking adding alpha to the end of everyword makes you clever, 6) Use "partner" as a salutation, 7) Being a complete faggot and using "Duralpha" in a sentence, 8) Not knowing what lube is actually used for, which is not surprising for multiple reasons. You seemed to survive having an exploding bottle inserted in your rectum, and also surviving being part of a Mass Oklahoma zombie meth salad tossing orgy, (to which snorting meth out of each other's assholes is a mating call in your neck of the woods) You finally have the opportunity to become a "big dog". What you see before you is one of your 5 remaining teeth (yes, teeth are bones in case you didn't know) You will be placed in a room where there is absolutely no meth around. It has been inserted inside one of these bones, so Finding this tooth will be essential, since it has basically turned to meth after your incredible consumption.
http://mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_640x430/public/Shane_macgowans_teeth_6.jpg
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/chihuahua-buried-dog-bones-23713296.jpg
You have 15 seconds to munch through 100 bones (munch because you have no teeth left) to find your meth riddled tooth to get your fix before you collapse from withdrawals. Live or Die big dog, make your choice.
http://mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_640x430/public/Shane_macgowans_teeth_6.jpg
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/chihuahua-buried-dog-bones-23713296.jpg
You have 15 seconds to munch through 100 bones (munch because you have no teeth left) to find your meth riddled tooth to get your fix before you collapse from withdrawals. Live or Die big dog, make your choice.