Guys.... I Need Some Serious Help... Advice... Counseling... PLEASE!!!

[Buddy Mignon]

This is no laughing matter, and any advice will be greatly appreciated. Damn... where should I start. Ok... you know how when you have sex and you bust a nut and soon after you go soft? Every guy experiences this... except for me. Bare with me here because I'm not joking here. When I was a teen I could bust nuts all day and not go soft, and if the bitch was fine she could get it all day. As I got older I would here stories from my buddies how their women would complain about them going to sleep after just one nut. I never said anything to them because I didn't want to make it sound like I was bragging by telling them I never go soft after sex. Now you have viagra and cialis that keeps guys rock hard for hours, but its like I have that shit in my DNA. So, I have two problems here. If I stay awake my cock begins to hurt so I force myself top go to sleep. Also, I fuck these jump offs and when they see my cock on hard after two nuts they think I really like them or some shit. I had one girl just recently say to me, "you love this pussy, huh.":lol The entire time I'm thinking bitch go home! Have any of you guys ever had this problem, if so how did you handle it. Thanks in advance.:toast

[DJR210]

Was Koolaids_Man pissed when it went soft?

[Buddy Mignon]

Was Koolaids_Man pissed when it went soft?


serious replies only

[Koolaid_Man]

This is no laughing matter, and any advice will be greatly appreciated. Damn... where should I start. Ok... you know how when you have sex and you bust a nut and soon after you go soft? Every guy experiences this... except for me. Bare with me here because I'm not joking here. When I was a teen I could bust nuts all day and not go soft, and if the bitch was fine she could get it all day. As I got older I would here stories from my buddies how their women would complain about them going to sleep after just one nut. I never said anything to them because I didn't want to make it sound like I was bragging by telling them I never go soft after sex. Now you have viagra and cialis that keeps guys rock hard for hours, but its like I have that shit in my DNA. So, I have two problems here. If I stay awake my cock begins to hurt so I force myself top go to sleep. Also, I fuck these jump offs and when they see my cock on hard after two nuts they think I really like them or some shit. I had one girl just recently say to me, "you love this pussy, huh.":lol The entire time I'm thinking bitch go home! Have any of you guys ever had this problem, if so how did you handle it. Thanks in advance.:toast


You lucky dawg...I've had this happen after mixing Viagra, Bullnox, and Black Chinese tea...I just lay in bed with my hand on my dick...until I fall asleep...don't freak out though when you start to feel your pulse / heart beat while holding onto your dick...:lol it feels pretty fucking weird at first but at least you know you getting good blood flow from the heart to the dick

[Buddy Mignon]

You lucky dawg...I've had this happen after mixing Viagra, Bullnox, and Black Chinese tea...I just lay in bed with my hand on my dick...until I fall asleep...don't freak out though when you start to feel your pulse / heart beat while holding onto your dick...:lol it feels pretty fucking weird at first but at least you know you getting good blood flow from the heart to the dick


I've had women tell me they can feel my heartbeat through my dick wile we're fucking. I need something just the opposite of viagra.

[Blake]

This is no laughing matter, and any advice will be greatly appreciated. Damn... where should I start. Ok... you know how when you have sex and you bust a nut and soon after you go soft? Every guy experiences this... except for me. Bare with me here because I'm not joking here. When I was a teen I could bust nuts all day and not go soft, and if the bitch was fine she could get it all day. As I got older I would here stories from my buddies how their women would complain about them going to sleep after just one nut. I never said anything to them because I didn't want to make it sound like I was bragging by telling them I never go soft after sex. Now you have viagra and cialis that keeps guys rock hard for hours, but its like I have that shit in my DNA. So, I have two problems here. If I stay awake my cock begins to hurt so I force myself top go to sleep. Also, I fuck these jump offs and when they see my cock on hard after two nuts they think I really like them or some shit. I had one girl just recently say to me, "you love this pussy, huh.":lol The entire time I'm thinking bitch go home! Have any of you guys ever had this problem, if so how did you handle it. Thanks in advance.:toast

stop thinking of Naruto so much

[DMC]

Old tired ass joke schtick being abused by every wigger in the forum.

[Koolaid_Man]

I've had women tell me they can feel my heartbeat through my dick wile we're fucking. I need something just the opposite of viagra.

:lmao

[Buddy Mignon]

Old tired ass joke schtick being abused by every wigger in the forum.


Wait a minute. Your a doctor, right? Have you ever treated a patient such as myself.

[Koolaid_Man]

Wait a minute. Your a doctor, right? Have you ever treated a patient such as myself.

Be careful dawg....he usually fixes that by bobbing his head up and down on the stiff shaft :lol

[Buddy Mignon]

Be careful dawg....he usually fixes that by bobbing his head up and down on the stiff shaft :lol


That won't help me at all. Besides... he's too busy sucking Thread's ass.

[irishock]

Are your chicks mostly Asian?

[Buddy Mignon]

Are your chicks mostly Asian?


No. I'm not too keen on asian chicks. Can't take large cocks. They do give great massages.

[Koolaid_Man]

No. I'm not too keen on asian chicks. Can't take large cocks. They do give great massages.

Last asian I banged was like: "You big cock man" :lol cock big cock..you fucker :lol it was funny hearing her enunciate it

[Double-Up]

Was Koolaids_Man pissed when it went soft?

:lol

[Thread]

Every time I of you I think back to 17 June 2010, we were playing like shit, Kobe couldn't get off the snide, we were shit on a shingle and I was bitching up a storm on the PM, just showing my ass. "Ah, fuck, Luva, it's over. It's fuckin' over. I give up. Fuck, what am I gonna do? I feel like shit. Fuck, I wanted this. Now I have to face those fucks on the Forum. Fuck me." On & on, you know how I can be. I'm sending one message after another, crying to beat the band. I finally just sat here in my own juices awaiting Luva's communique.

10 minutes go by, no answer...Finally, 13 down, 3rd quarter he throws it over the transom:::"Nobody closes us out, Cully. Nobody."

17 June 2010

Buddy Mignon

[Rogue]

Last asian I banged was like: "You big cock man" :lol cock big cock..you fucker :lol it was funny hearing her enunciate it
even a 3-inch one would look rather big to her imho, since the average size of an asian cock is what? 1.5 inches or something?

[Rogue]

Sometimes I may also suffer a hard dick in the classroom when some fine bitch speaks or flirts, it may last for a few minutes each time normally, but if I need to stand up I could always soft it down in just a few seconds (by thinking of some things that usually horrify me)

[Spanklin]

I had this problem last year in Grade 8 like mad. I got a hard on every time some chick said hi, looked at me, passed me backwards in hall, or was had her makeup on within 10 feet. I tried pocket jacking for relief. NOPE... I belt tucked a lot but the constant pressure down there would make me dizzy.

[Buddy Mignon]

Last asian I banged was like: "You big cock man" :lol cock big cock..you fucker :lol it was funny hearing her enunciate it


Its just no fun when you have to go easy on em and they're squealing instead of moaning. I love the sounds during sex and Asians just don't take cock well. Now I love me some Latin women. When they like you there is no playing games with the pussy.

[Spanklin]

Its just no fun when you have to go easy on em and they're squealing instead of moaning. I love the sounds during sex and Asians just don't take cock well. Now I love me some Latin women. When they like you there is no playing games with the pussy.


Oh man! We have tons of Asians but no Mexican's around here. That sounds like what I want to lose my V to. Is there any replacement?

[Buddy Mignon]

Every time I of you I think back to 17 June 2010, we were playing like shit, Kobe couldn't get off the snide, we were shit on a shingle and I was bitching up a storm on the PM, just showing my ass. "Ah, fuck, Luva, it's over. It's fuckin' over. I give up. Fuck, what am I gonna do? I feel like shit. Fuck, I wanted this. Now I have to face those fucks on the Forum. Fuck me." On & on, you know how I can be. I'm sending one message after another, crying to beat the band. I finally just sat here in my own juices awaiting Luva's communique.

10 minutes go by, no answer...Finally, 13 down, 3rd quarter he throws it over the transom:::"Nobody closes us out, Cully. Nobody."


17 June 2010

Buddy Mignon


That was a bitter sweet night for me. I stopped loving Kori over that. She purposely kept me out until she thought it was safe. The moment she let me back in I replied to your pm. I couldn't see us losing that night... even when it looked like we were going down. If there was ever a time we needed our jacks & timbers that was it... and Artest started back down. That win quenched our thirst... yours and mine, but Kool wasn't satisfied. Revenge was served cold that night... and King Kool was the chef.

[Buddy Mignon]

Oh man! We have tons of Asians but no Mexican's around here. That sounds like what I want to lose my V to. Is there any replacement?

Well... find you a loose slut. Because if she's tight and you're a virgin it could make for a rough night.

[Buddy Mignon]

Sometimes I may also suffer a hard dick in the classroom when some fine bitch speaks or flirts, it may last for a few minutes each time normally, but if I need to stand up I could always soft it down in just a few seconds (by thinking of some things that usually horrify me)

I've had that happen to me plenty in grade school. Breathing would solve the problem but now nothing works except for sleep.

[DMC]

Every time I of you I think back to 17 June 2010, we were playing like shit, Kobe couldn't get off the snide, we were shit on a shingle and I was bitching up a storm on the PM, just showing my ass. "Ah, fuck, Luva, it's over. It's fuckin' over. I give up. Fuck, what am I gonna do? I feel like shit. Fuck, I wanted this. Now I have to face those fucks on the Forum. Fuck me." On & on, you know how I can be. I'm sending one message after another, crying to beat the band. I finally just sat here in my own juices awaiting Luva's communique.

10 minutes go by, no answer...Finally, 13 down, 3rd quarter he throws it over the transom:::"Nobody closes us out, Cully. Nobody."

17 June 2010

Buddy Mignon

"troll names are for pussies and assholes..." -Dale

[cantthinkofanything]

I'd You should mmake him suck you off.

[Avante]

No. I'm not too keen on asian chicks. Can't take large cocks. They do give great massages.

Where in the hell did you ever get that idea? Trust me you are wrong about that. The thing about Asian chicks s they have weird looking nipples, they stick way out there. Freaky looking.

[Blake]

Where in the hell did you ever get that idea? Trust me you are wrong about that. The thing about Asian chicks s they have weird looking nipples, they stick way out there. Freaky looking.

Maybe because the Asian nipples you saw belonged to underage girls

[Rogue]

I've had that happen to me plenty in grade school. Breathing would solve the problem but now nothing works except for sleep.
taking a few deep breaths would probably make thing worse sometimes imho, especially when there's a female majority in the classroom (like how it is in our class, and yes, I hate it because guys in such professions like ours always suffer the most from the national pussification). When bitches are the majority, the whole classroom is filled with the stench of them, so a few deep breaths of such stench would only drive my dick even harder tbh. Ergo I'd just think about things that horrify me, like death, flunking exams etc...

[TDMVPDPOY]

taking a few deep breaths would probably make thing worse sometimes imho, especially when there's a female majority in the classroom (like how it is in our class, and yes, I hate it because guys in such professions like ours always suffer the most from the national pussification). When bitches are the majority, the whole classroom is filled with the stench of them, so a few deep breaths of such stench would only drive my dick even harder tbh. Ergo I'd just think about things that horrify me, like death, flunking exams etc...

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