Jose "I Suck" Calderon

[monosylab1k]

This guy is the Chris Kaman of point guards. His yearly numbers never look bad but I still have yet to see him do anything helpful when the team really needs him to. He's the king of racking up points/assists at the most insignificant of times during games.

[irishock]

Well, he is an upgrade over Mike James and Dominique Jones :lol... but Harris needs to be the starting PG on that team

[HarlemHeat37]

Yep, Raptors fans said it for years, tbh..

Opposing fans that don't watch him like his game based on raw numbers, but like Greivis Vasquez, he has minimal impact on a game..

[lefty]

lol blaming Jose

It was Carrey's fault all the way


Horrible coaching on that last play

[monosylab1k]

lol blaming Jose

It was Carrey's fault all the way


Horrible coaching on that last play

Tonight was just one example of many. He sucked dick all game. But next week when they're up 25 on Milwaukee he'll be sure to nail every three he throws up there and drop 18 and 8 on them.

[lefty]

Tonight was just one example of many. He sucked dick all game. But next week when they're up 25 on Milwaukee he'll be sure to nail every three he throws up there and drop 18 and 8 on them.
true :lol

[sook]

That was Pargo on CP3 like. Stealing Dirk's limelight. Tbh, even if Dirk was doubled he could make that shot at 5x the clip Calderon could while open :lol

[Rogue]

Jose Calderon (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2806/jose-calderon), PG
37
2-12
2-7
2-3
1
2
3
5
1
1
0
3
+5
8





Jeremy Lin (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/4299/jeremy-lin), PG
37
8-14
2-3
0-0
1
6
7
7
1
0
2
3
+1
18

[monosylab1k]

Even on the Spanish National Team he seemed so insignificant. Juan Carlos Navarro would have so much more impact on games.

[sook]

Jose Calderon (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2806/jose-calderon), PG
37
2-12
2-7
2-3
1
2
3
5
1
1
0
3
+5
8





Jeremy Lin (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/4299/jeremy-lin), PG
37
8-14
2-3
0-0
1
6
7
7
1
0
2
3
+1
18




Lin sucks balls tbh (most games) and I'll be glad if we can dump his contract but I agree with Mono...Jose is full on ball suck. He can't finish at the rim and shoots fluky jumpers. Rin can at least drive to the basket.

[Rogue]

This guy is the Chris Kaman of point guards. His yearly numbers never look bad but I still have yet to see him do anything helpful when the team really needs him to. He's the king of racking up points/assists at the most insignificant of times during games.
except that we only signed Kaman for one year, while we're stuck with this spanish trash for 4 years... 4 FUCKING YEARS, my freaking ass...

I have no doubt about this work rate though. Dude's always working hard out there but he's just pretty much done imho, just like most Spanish guards entering into their 30s.

[Rogue]

Even on the Spanish National Team he seemed so insignificant. Juan Carlos Navarro would have so much more impact on games.
And even Navarro couldn't get a contract in NBA. We're paying 7 million a year for such shitty service of this spanish motherfucker, when we could've waited until he got amnestied or waived and signed him for no more than 2m a year. Meanwhile, our old nigga Devin is playing SO much better than that spanish fag but only barely earns 1m this year.

[resistanze]

I stopped following Calderon. Is his defense still 'Steve Nash with Ebola' bad?

[Rogue]

at least Nash could make the opponents pay at the other end of floor, while the spanish fag sucks major dicks on both ends.

[TDMVPDPOY]

this guy is too busy protecting his efficieny by not looking to score more,

his stats and production are misleading when he gives up twice as much on the opposide end...

ppl give nash shit for his defense, this is equivalent to pure shit

[monosylab1k]

I stopped following Calderon. Is his defense still 'Steve Nash with Ebola' bad?

In Toronto was he notorious for hitting all his three pointers when the Raptors were already winning/losing by 20+ and not making shit when the game was within a 5 point margin or so?

[ElNono]

In Toronto was he notorious for hitting all his three pointers when the Raptors were already winning/losing by 20+ and not making shit when the game was within a 5 point margin or so?

That's Matt Bonner.

[Rogue]

In Toronto was he notorious for hitting all his three pointers when the Raptors were already winning/losing by 20+ and not making shit when the game was within a 5 point margin or so?
Calderon hit two crucial 3's to keep us in the game tonight, but you're right, he's not the right option to count on when the game is within a 5pt margin. He could score something to narrow the gap from 10 down to 7, but never expect him to narrow it from 5 to 2, never mind an equalizer. Dude definitely has the potential to replace Eric as the worst FA signing in our team's history tbh.

[HarlemHeat37]

In Toronto was he notorious for hitting all his three pointers when the Raptors were already winning/losing by 20+ and not making shit when the game was within a 5 point margin or so?

:lol ya, but he was more well-known for never making risky/difficult passes, and getting all his assists on simple screens and running pick&pops with Bosh..he's probably getting a lot of his assists by just passing it to Dirk, this season..

[sook]

In Toronto was he notorious for hitting all his three pointers when the Raptors were already winning/losing by 20+ and not making shit when the game was within a 5 point margin or so?

That and that useless fucking FT streak.

[Ghazi]

Mavs are so uninteresting to watch these days...

[HarlemHeat37]

Mavs are so uninteresting to watch these days...

:lol 49ers
:lol on the decline

[Jacob1983]

He played hero ball tonight and fucked the Mavs over big time. Dirk is the main man and should be the one taking the game tying or go ahead shot.

[resistanze]

In Toronto was he notorious for hitting all his three pointers when the Raptors were already winning/losing by 20+ and not making shit when the game was within a 5 point margin or so?

I can't ever remember him making a play in crunch time. My lasting memory is of him choking when he had to make a slightly difficult pass to an open Bosh in the playoffs, that got us eliminated.

Overall just a piece of shit that whored easy assists. Only reason he made the FT% record is because he thrives in a No-pressure environment.

[Indazone]

Calderon is the prototypical pass first Euro guard. Like Prignoni on the Knicks

[Brazil]

true :lol

thought you were on the trade parker for him a while ago

[monosylab1k]

Mavs are so uninteresting to watch these days...

:lol frontrunning faggot
:lol 250 dollar handjobs

[Rogue]

Ghazi should be the last one on our fan base to be ever called a bandwagoner imho. Dude's always been with our beloved boys in blue, even through our darkest days (1st round exits year after year), and he was the ONLY mav fan back then who still carried that "going for championship" slogan.

[Rogue]

He played hero ball tonight and fucked the Mavs over big time. Dirk is the main man and should be the one taking the game tying or go ahead shot.

sometimes I'm even inclined to confuse my nigga Jacob with Ghazi, excellent point imho. Dirk is he main man but too often we've seen our guys finish their offense with a brainless layup by Blair that never seems to hit the target, or a brick from Monta or someone else. It doesn't mean Dirk should take every shot, but we need to run our offense through him, using him as a hub the way tim Duncan works for them Spurs these days, and I believe Dirk's vision, passing and creativity should only be superior to Tim's tbh.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

that was clutch

[Rogue]

Mono's inverse jinx worked again, imho.

[lefty]

This guy is the Chris Kaman of point guards. His yearly numbers never look bad but I still have yet to see him do anything helpful when the team really needs him to. He's the king of racking up points/assists at the most insignificant of times during games.
lol

[FkLA]

Sounds like the PG version of David Lee tbh.