Went To Lunch Today With Siome Very Important People and I Got Inside Info

[Koolaid_Man]

I know I kid a lot but I swear on my grandma's grave...these people are very close to him...how do I know them...don't you guys worry about that...remember I'm a poor African named Cedric...so it would make sense I have connections.


I'm told from very credible sources close to Le_French Fry..people who know the fam personally....that he's going to LA...under 1 of 2 scenarios...if the Heat lose:

(1) He prefers to play with CP3 and it's almost a forgone conclusion that it's where he'll land

(2) He wants to be adored like Kobe and the only way is to team up with him and learn from him...at the same time he wants to put a kink in Kobe's legacy by helping him win another title since he knows he won't catch him in rings...

[Koolaid_Man]

what I was told as I question the reasonableness of it all...was

just sit back and WATCH

[DPG21920]

Shut up.

[Clipper Nation]

I assume Capri paid for the lunch like he paid for TSA's chicken and booze? :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

I was with 3 women and yes I did...they're enroute back to Miami tonight

[Koolaid_Man]

ohhh and 2 were white and 1 black

[DMC]

I was with 3 women and yes I did...they're enroute back to Miami tonight

Saying "important people" followed by "3 women" shows what a beta you are IRL.

[Katherine Robinson]

Saying "important people" followed by "3 women" shows what a beta you are IRL.

He chases around a woman on an Internet forum who has rejected and humiliated him. That speaks much louder of his place in male hierarchy than having to pay three women to have lunch with him.

[Thebesteva]

When a black man says he swears on his gramamas grave, you best believe he means dat shit

[gnsf0946]

When a black man says he swears on his gramamas grave, you best believe he means dat shit

Don't think this particular black man has money to make a grave for his grandma tbh

[Darth_Pelican]

When a black man says he swears on his gramamas grave, you best believe he means dat shit

They say that every time I watch the show Cops when they are asked if they have drugs in the car, immediately followed by a search of the car and multiple drugs found.

[RD2191]

They say that every time I watch the show Cops when they are asked if they have drugs in the car, immediately followed by a search of the car and multiple drugs found.
:lol

[313]

Mute, dat you?

[Brazil]

Le_French Fry ?

[ChumpDumper]

Why would anyone in Houston know anything about this?