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Jimcs50
08-02-2005, 09:53 PM
I am in deep trouble, any suggestions?


Yesterday, I go down for breakfast and it is quite obvious that my wife is pissed about something. I ask what is the matter. She replies, "Last night you were talking in your sleep and I want to know who Shelly is?" Thinking quickly on my feet I tell her that Shelly was 'Sweet Shelly' and was actually a name of a horse that I bet on that day at Retama Park, and I had won $400. She seemed quite happy with the explanation so I went off to work. When I got home that night, the wife was pissed again. I asked her what the matter was now, she replied "Your horse phoned."


:)

tw05baller
08-02-2005, 09:55 PM
:lmao

midgetonadonkey
08-02-2005, 09:56 PM
Sounds like you are fucked dude. Just come clean. Nothing can go wrong if you are just honest. :lol

Samr
08-02-2005, 09:56 PM
Ask her if she's seen "Mr. Ed"

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-02-2005, 09:57 PM
:lol

angel_luv
08-02-2005, 10:16 PM
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll pray for you as soon as I stop laughing long enough to catch my breath. Whoosh!

"Has she heard of Mr. ED?"

Classic!!!

midgetonadonkey
08-02-2005, 10:40 PM
Dude, you have the John Edward gift. Tell her dead people must be speaking with you. Also, tell her you gave the dead people your number and that they have Sprint in the after life. She will totally go for that.

HB22inSA
08-02-2005, 11:01 PM
Now if I were I bettin' man...

Summers
08-02-2005, 11:06 PM
:lol

A Serbian Beast
08-02-2005, 11:12 PM
Someone is going to be sleeping on the couch tonite.

Manu20
08-02-2005, 11:15 PM
:lmao

ShoogarBear
08-02-2005, 11:28 PM
Jim will be here all week. Enjoy the veal and don't forget to tip your waiter!

SpursWoman
08-02-2005, 11:28 PM
:rollin :lol

tw05baller
08-02-2005, 11:30 PM
:lol

Flea
08-02-2005, 11:38 PM
:lol

Solid D
08-03-2005, 12:38 AM
That joke is older than Henny Youngman. Funny...but old.

Samr
08-03-2005, 06:34 AM
So....was the couch comfortable?

Maybe Shelly has a bed you can use. :)

KEDA
08-03-2005, 06:59 AM
vbookie on the couch tonight??

Jimcs50
08-03-2005, 08:44 AM
So....was the couch comfortable?

Maybe Shelly has a bed you can use. :)

Yes, the couch was comfortable, thankyou.

:)

Shelly
08-03-2005, 08:51 AM
Is your wife still mad, Jimbo? :oops

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-03-2005, 08:55 AM
This might be the only way you get yourself back in the bed, Jim.

http://www.thedrunkenclam.com/vidclipthumbs/diamonds.jpg

http://thedrunkenclam.zipa.com/vidclips/diamonds.mpg

ObiwanGinobili
08-03-2005, 09:29 AM
:lmao

Jimcs50
08-03-2005, 09:42 AM
This might be the only way you get yourself back in the bed, Jim.

http://www.thedrunkenclam.com/vidclipthumbs/diamonds.jpg

http://thedrunkenclam.zipa.com/vidclips/diamonds.mpg


Thanks....*on my way to Zales*

:)