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N0 LyF3 ScRuB
02-01-2014, 12:29 PM
Spurs just signed him to a 10 day contract...

TP and SB are gonna be the most legit 1-2 in the league.. fucking teammates wives since 08.

RsxPiimp
02-01-2014, 12:33 PM
Scrub

Venti Quattro
02-01-2014, 12:33 PM
Enrique will fuck Shannon Brown's wife if SB is not careful.

Joyrider
02-01-2014, 12:43 PM
Enrique will fuck Shannon Brown's wife if SB is not careful.

Brown will then fuck Bonner's wife. He seems to have a thing for power forwards with stretched vagina's wives, tbh.

DMC
02-01-2014, 12:44 PM
You know Pau is hung like Ibaka, so Brown didn't do no harm.

Koolaid_Man
02-01-2014, 01:05 PM
Spurs just signed him to a 10 day contract...

TP and SB are gonna be the most legit 1-2 in the league.. fucking teammates wives since 08.

Tammy's safe since the big revelation :lol but yall still in serious trouble..Check out this groupie telling all: :lmao watch out for the BBC this how niggas be putting it down :lmao

Sex With Shannon Brown Are What Dreams Are Made Of:



Today's submission is about Shannon Brown of the Los Angeles Lakers. He's currently married to R&B singer Monica but before Monica, he was definitely serving the ladies. Check out this tale from an anonymous reader:

We weren't some random people & this wasn't some random tryst. There was such a build up to this moment...looks, words, everything..we wanted it bad. We met up at the hotel where the opposing team stays while playing in my city...he opened the door all cool we had small talk watched a lil tv then came the,"So yea what was all that s*** you been talkin?" I instantly just lost it internally I was nervous as hell...cause I didn't want this to be a failed mission cause I don't get it in like that & I hate wasting my goodies. Well he stood me up off the bed started kissing me...I almost died!!!



Clothes started hitting the floor around us then he stopped & went to the bathroom I jumped in the bed & took off my delicates. He came back dropped them & there it was...it was HUGE!!! Never in my life had I seen something that beautiful. He climbed on top of me & started kissing me all over he was saying something but I was too gone to here it. He started kissing all on my thighs and getting me hot playing with it teasing the s*** out of me till I couldn't take anymore I told him just put it in already cause I can't take it anymore. He put it in and I swear I almost stopped breathing this rush just came all over me I felt like a virgin all over again. It hurt but in a good way I couldn't help but bite his shouder as he started to stroke me slowly taking his time...at first. Then the s*** talking started. I thought I was handling it till he started pushing my legs back & he hit this spot that I never knew existed. I started running and he kept pulling me back until he just put all his weight on me so I couldn't move. He just stared me in my eyes and kept saying,"Look at me stop moving you said you wanted it...take it." I tried I did but his d*** was just to powerful...that was "Daddy D***" in all its glory...at this very moment I realized I had never been dicked down right before...and after this I would NEVER be the same.




I felt like I was in a dream until I heard,"Baby what you doin? You keep running from me. Let me f*** you...or you want me to make love to you? Is that it? Just tell me." Then he kissed me like no one ever had before I could answer then flipped me over & got me from the back. I collapsed at first but I couldn't let him win I had to throw it back no matter how much I couldn't take it. That man f***** me till I couldn't take anymore....toe sucking, hair pulling, ass smacking. Well as you can see I was served & I will forever be hooked. No matter who I'm with I always think of that night. My night with Shannon Brown was what wet dreams are made of.


Read more: http://www.balleralert.com/profiles/blogs/groupie-tales-sex-with-shannon-brown-is-what-wet-dreams-are-made#ixzz2ZjY0HlFr

Katherine Robinson
02-01-2014, 01:24 PM
Expect chemistry issues and a few highlight dunks.

AchillesHeel
02-01-2014, 01:49 PM
People are too hard on Shannon and his "chemistry". We don't need "chemistry", we need someone who can give us instant offense. I've seen him play for Phoenix and LA and I think he has the tools to be a solid rotation player in the right system. We need him to give us what he gave LA in 2010 and 2011.

whitemamba
02-01-2014, 02:06 PM
You know Pau is hung like Ibaka, so Brown didn't do no harm.

...wtf

DMC
02-01-2014, 02:19 PM
Tammy's safe since the big revelation :lol but yall still in serious trouble..Check out this groupie telling all: :lmao watch out for the BBC this how niggas be putting it down :lmao

Sex With Shannon Brown Are What Dreams Are Made Of:










Read more: http://www.balleralert.com/profiles/blogs/groupie-tales-sex-with-shannon-brown-is-what-wet-dreams-are-made#ixzz2ZjY0HlFr

That had to be written by a dude. No chick thinks like that.

And why are you reading balleralert "for women that want the ballerific life"?

Raven
02-01-2014, 02:23 PM
People are too hard on Shannon and his "chemistry". We don't need "chemistry", we need someone who can give us instant offense. I've seen him play for Phoenix and LA and I think he has the tools to be a solid rotation player in the right system. We need him to give us what he gave LA in 2010 and 2011.

i doubt we're the right system for him to fit in, he does not have a legit 3point shot and is not a great defender. He gives athleticism, he is fresh and motivated, that should be enough for him to be useful for the time being imho. I wouldn't be surprised if he tanked though.

sook
02-01-2014, 02:36 PM
monkey baller, tbh.

Thread
02-01-2014, 02:48 PM
Frustration.

Thread
02-01-2014, 02:53 PM
.

AchillesHeel
02-01-2014, 02:55 PM
Aikman always brings to mind Switzer and his time there in Dallas. He just about drove Media out of their minds. Aikman hated him, but, yet one does not fudge a Super Bowl opportunity so he saw it thru. Media DID NOT want to see Switzer win that SB. No fucking way, but, there wasn't a fucking thing they could do about it. They were caught between a rock and a hard place. I believe it's only he and Johnson who have won NCAA National Championships & a SB. Or, did Schnellenberger do it as well?

ok

Kamnik
02-01-2014, 03:02 PM
Meh... a lot of hops but that is about it. Doesn't have a true winner mentality and jacks up some ill advised shots.

I was damn happy when Suns got rid of him. (along with Beasly and Gortat)

phoenix219
02-01-2014, 03:47 PM
Absolutely unable to pass the ball on a fast break. Doesn't even have the mental capacity for it.

Xylus
02-01-2014, 04:03 PM
He will single-handedly win 2 out of 82 games. So in proportion, he will dominate about half a quarter for you guys. 6 minutes of lights-out Cannon Brown.

benefactor
02-01-2014, 04:06 PM
He will single-handedly win 2 out of 82 games. So in proportion, he will dominate about half a quarter for you guys. 6 minutes of lights-out Cannon Brown.
Well if we can fit those two games in the span of a ten day then we are good.

FYM
02-01-2014, 04:12 PM
That's the difference 4 and 5 IMHO nba is fucked

Xylus
02-01-2014, 04:13 PM
He's not a bad pickup for a 10-day contract. He doesn't have the best attitude, though, and he picked up some bad ball-hogging habits from his idol.

UZER
02-01-2014, 05:28 PM
He will be standing in the corner on offense to shoot threes. Thats the only thing Pop knows to do with these guys, regardless of their skills.

Rogue
02-01-2014, 08:10 PM
excellent snatch by the Spurs imho.

Thread
02-01-2014, 08:21 PM
He's not a bad pickup for a 10-day contract. He doesn't have the best attitude, though, and he picked up some bad ball-hogging habits from his idol.

X, getting sassy in his success. The whole gd thing is becoming surreal:::I stink. They're good. Pretty soon I won't have a one place to hang my hat. I've been afraid of this for 25 years and it's becoming a reality.

Splits
02-01-2014, 08:28 PM
He has cat-like reflexes, a motor that purrs, and runs the break like a feline.