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DeadlyDynasty
02-02-2014, 10:09 AM
It's pretty clear those other two stiffs (Baynes and Ayres) have no business being on an NBA court, so what say you to a quasi-useful rotational big/Duncan kindred spirit?

jeebus
02-02-2014, 10:11 AM
In the spirit of negro history month, I voted no.

Rogue
02-02-2014, 10:51 AM
tammy would give a nod to this before anyone does, imho.

DeadlyDynasty
02-02-2014, 10:54 AM
That was awful Christian of you to undelete this thread, Bruno. I take back everything I said about you, except the French part.

baseline bum
02-02-2014, 11:32 AM
Shit would suck tbh. You're talking about a 1PPG, 1REB nigga, not like we're talking about signing Magic or some shit.

DeadlyDynasty
02-02-2014, 11:34 AM
Shit would suck tbh. You're talking about a 1PPG, 1REB nigga
Looks eerily close to Splitter's statline last night

baseline bum
02-02-2014, 11:35 AM
Looks eerily close to Splitter's statline last night

So the Spurs should sign another piece of shit bigman? Not following tbh.

Spurs da champs
02-02-2014, 11:36 AM
6 foul scrubs aren't needed in this day & age, tbh.

Thread
02-02-2014, 11:53 AM
Collins would fuck up Duncan's shit bag.

tee, hee.

Koolaid_Man
02-02-2014, 12:24 PM
Collins would fuck up Duncan's shit bag.

tee, hee.

Two 7 footers going at it later after practice...that's a lot of man :lol....

Katherine Robinson
02-02-2014, 02:18 PM
It'd revitalize Duncan.

DeadlyDynasty
02-02-2014, 02:21 PM
Then the AT&T center could shelve the pregame Macklemore and go with Careless Whisper

Trainwreck2100
02-02-2014, 02:31 PM
Collins would fuck up Duncan's shit bag.

tee, hee.
yes cuhread that was the point of this entire thread.

DMC
02-02-2014, 04:40 PM
Collins would fuck up Duncan's shit bag.

tee, hee.

I now get the "tee, hee" part. You're laughing at your own joke. Mark of an unfunny joke imo.

Juggity
02-02-2014, 05:17 PM
DD has fallen off tbh.

Chinook
02-02-2014, 06:09 PM
It'd revitalize Duncan.

Inject some life into him...




rectally.

LkrFan
02-02-2014, 11:09 PM
DD has fallen off tbh.
9 out of 10 BNSFags would say ^ because they maaaaaaad at the topic. :lol

Juggity
02-03-2014, 12:53 AM
9 out of 10 BNSFags would say ^ because they maaaaaaad at the topic. :lol

A Jason Collins joke is about the lowest low-hanging fruit. That, combined with DD's openly admitted abandonment of his team this season (even cubby called him out on his shameful fair-weatheredness), leads only to the conclusion that DD has, in fact, fallen off. Just a statement of fact.

Jacob1983
02-03-2014, 01:01 AM
If gay people want respect in sports, they need to have a gay athlete that is one of the best in the sport to come clean and tell people who they like to fuck. When a spare player says that he is gay, it does really nothing because let's fact it, the spare player is only coming out for attention and the money that said attention will create him. If the gay movement wants to be respected in sports, they need to have a talented popular player come out and say that they like to get in bed with men or whatever.

DeadlyDynasty
02-03-2014, 01:03 AM
A Jason Collins joke is about the lowest low-hanging fruit.
zing!

Reck
02-03-2014, 01:04 AM
Shit would suck tbh. You're talking about a 1PPG, 1REB nigga, not like we're talking about signing Magic or some shit.

:lol

We'd be lucky if he even gives us that.

DeadlyDynasty
02-03-2014, 01:05 AM
Juggity, did you root for your grandparents to hold on for another year despite them becoming demented piss-and-shit factories, or did you want them to mercifully die?

Rogue
02-03-2014, 08:21 AM
If gay people want respect in sports, they need to have a gay athlete that is one of the best in the sport to come clean and tell people who they like to fuck. When a spare player says that he is gay, it does really nothing because let's fact it, the spare player is only coming out for attention and the money that said attention will create him. If the gay movement wants to be respected in sports, they need to have a talented popular player come out and say that they like to get in bed with men or whatever.
agree. There're many popular homosexual athletes but most of them (if not all) don't even have the guts to come out because the atmosphere out there is still rather unfriendly to gay people, even when their sexualities are already open secrets. Human are hypocrites imho, they fuck each other all year round but would never show their tools in the public. homosexuality is still pretty much an infidelity in today's society imho, like you can be a "white nationalist" or a Zionist, or an adherent of KKK's ideology as long as you keep it private, but they'd never allow you to go public with those stuffs imho.

Mal
02-03-2014, 11:06 AM
Lakers should sign him. The bigger the mess in lockerroom, the better draft pick will be.

Texas_Ranger
02-03-2014, 11:12 AM
Why would the Spurs want a player that can't play basketball?

Bill_Brasky
02-03-2014, 11:51 AM
If Tim Duncan sodomizing Jason Collins gets us another title, ill buy the anal lube.

Katherine Robinson
02-03-2014, 01:01 PM
If Tim Duncan sodomizing Jason Collins gets us another title, ill buy the anal lube.

Most likely the other way around.

Jacob1983
02-03-2014, 02:02 PM
Chris Bosh just needs to step up and finally come clean about his gayness. Just think about what kind of effect that would in the gay community and the NBA. It would be a big deal because he has a couple of rings, is an all star, and plays for the NBA's most hated team. The NBA should be on their hands and knees begging Bosh to just come out.

313
02-03-2014, 04:47 PM
Chris Bosh just needs to step up and finally come clean about his gayness. Just think about what kind of effect that would in the gay community and the NBA. It would be a big deal because he has a couple of rings, is an all star, and plays for the NBA's most hated team. The NBA should be on their hands and knees begging Bosh to just come out.

I think he's bisexual tbh his wife is too hnnngg for him to be a full fledged phaggot like OP

jeebus
02-03-2014, 04:59 PM
Most likely the other way around.
Doesn't matter. Lube for both of them. If Tammy carrying around Jason's seed in his lower intestine makes him a better player, then he should do it.

Jacob1983
02-03-2014, 05:09 PM
Well if Bosh is a switch hitter, why doesn't he team up (no pun intended) and come out of the bisexual closet with Tim Duncan? I'm surprised the NBA isn't pursuing this. They would make hundreds of millions of dollars with marketing bisexualness.

Katherine Robinson
02-03-2014, 05:13 PM
Doesn't matter. Lube for both of them. If Tammy carrying around Jason's seed in his lower intestine makes him a better player, then he should do it.

Good for you, not caring if Duncan is a homosexual unlike most other fans on this board.

Rogue
02-03-2014, 09:08 PM
NBA is run by conservatives, imho

Jacob1983
02-04-2014, 01:56 AM
Rogue, you wrong. The NBA is run by liberals. Don't you remember their commercial about telling the kids not to say "that's gay"?