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Koolaid_Man
02-02-2014, 10:36 PM
I'm not sorry Rogue...


Her nose her lips all seem HUGE to me...like I was seeing her through a magnifying glass...her make-up was all caked on and visible..it was too much...I'm not impressed bro...not impressed at ALL...you need to check your loyalty at the door...


meanwhile my Goddess Natalie Portman is still rocking :toast

Rogue
02-02-2014, 10:46 PM
your goddess Natalie Porkman has never been even an inch above the average level, bitch has never been and will never be anywhere close to OUR goddess tbh. It's true that her exquisiteness is gradually slides away from her due to the natural aging process, maybe in 10yrs or 20 she'll no longer be the world's most beautiful woman but she'll certainly remain the absolute & unique goddess in our minds and she'll be our goddess for EVER. :cry

lefty
02-02-2014, 11:08 PM
for a good fuck Rofatoff

But Portman has a better face imo

Suspect
02-02-2014, 11:18 PM
Portman?! :lmao

hehateme
02-02-2014, 11:37 PM
maybe if you went the safe route and said someone on the lines of mila kunis..but portman? get the fuck out of here cedric the virgin...

sook
02-03-2014, 01:46 AM
no portman for me either.

Give me Beckinsale even in her 40s.

Woman is my goddess.

Jacob1983
02-03-2014, 02:10 AM
Portman is a little flat in the breast area but has the cute factor going.

Reck
02-03-2014, 02:13 AM
Portman?! :lmao


maybe if you went the safe route and said someone on the lines of mila kunis..but portman? get the fuck out of here cedric the virgin...


no portman for me either.

Give me Beckinsale even in her 40s.

Woman is my goddess.


Portman is a little flat in the breast area but has the cute factor going.

My niggas.

:lol failed coup attempt by STs cum bucket.

Jacob1983
02-03-2014, 02:53 AM
Scarlett is the type of woman you bang and have fun with. Portman is the type that you play house with and she probably would bitch to you about not taking the trash out or make you clean the kitchen or some stupid shit.

Suspect
02-03-2014, 04:19 AM
no portman for me either.

Give me Beckinsale even in her 40s.

Woman is my goddess.
:toast

Koolaid_Man
02-03-2014, 06:44 AM
Scarlett is the type of woman you bang and have fun with. Portman is the type that you play house with and she probably would bitch to you about not taking the trash out or make you clean the kitchen or some stupid shit.

you young boys really don't get it...Natalie has me wrapped around her fingers... She's my baby yall just don't understand. I'd sell everything for her...I'd be her slave in every way. I got blue balls just looking at her...she's all woman...Scarlette ain't even in the room tbh

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/simple_imagean_zpsbf59df47.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/Rouge-Dior-Nude-Gr-ge-natalie-26_zps7d2b6e4a.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/natalie_portman_zps37dfae56.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/Natalie_portman_bronde_zps2e07b5fb.jpg

Rogue
02-03-2014, 07:24 AM
Kool must also think himself more handsome than Tom Cruise, I guess. maybe porkman looks rather similar to him so he finds an affinity with that bitch, and it's basically the same reason why our Goddess appeals to me more than any bitch does. I know there may be prettier bitches around us in the real life, but Goddess is still and will forever be the only one that makes a difference to me. Me and Goddess look so much alike every time I look at a mirror I can't help thinking of Goddess's face - the eyes, brows, the nose, the mole on the right cheek and the full lips... I think I look just like a male Asian replica of Goddess... beauty is always in the beholder's eyes, imho.

But I do have to admit that even our goddess cannot escape from the natural fate of every living creature. She's getting old and she's gonna lose all her beauty and physical/visual charm, but she'll forever be our goddess. Her beauty is one but not the only thing that attracts me, tbh.

Koolaid_Man
02-03-2014, 08:48 AM
Kool must also think himself more handsome than Tom Cruise, I guess. maybe porkman looks rather similar to him so he finds an affinity with that bitch, and it's basically the same reason why our Goddess appeals to me more than any bitch does. I know there may be prettier bitches around us in the real life, but Goddess is still and will forever be the only one that makes a difference to me. Me and Goddess look so much alike every time I look at a mirror I can't help thinking of Goddess's face - the eyes, brows, the nose, the mole on the right cheek and the full lips... I think I look just like a male Asian replica of Goddess... beauty is always in the beholder's eyes, imho.

But I do have to admit that even our goddess cannot escape from the natural fate of every living creature. She's getting old and she's gonna lose all her beauty and physical/visual charm, but she'll forever be our goddess. Her beauty is one but not the only thing that attracts me, tbh.

Fact is my goddess is prettier and more talented than yours my man...I can list the credits if you like :lol plus my goddess can get gangsta...how bout yours? check my baby out:

This link shows the unedited version since NBC is blocking youtube...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xcd47y_natalie-portman-uncensored-rap_music


These are the lyrics straight from her mouth....my goddess is amazing:

d1j6LiQrphc

Spur|n|Austin
02-03-2014, 09:26 AM
After that commercial I turned to a friend and said "I just don't get the hype over SJH, she's pretty meh to me."

djohn2oo8
02-03-2014, 09:30 AM
Yes sir
http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/natalie-portman-filming-autin-texas-gsi__oPt.jpg

Buddy Mignon
02-03-2014, 09:59 AM
The poor girl was past her prime 6 years ago. And I don't think she's 30. If she lost some weight and go see a good dentist she could buy herself some time. But her sex symbol days are over... especially now that people see her for the cash grubbing, Sean Penn bed wench that she is. Portman is Hollywood Royalty.

Rogue
02-03-2014, 10:37 AM
The poor girl was past her prime 6 years ago. And I don't think she's 30. If she lost some weight and go see a good dentist she could buy herself some time. But her sex symbol days are over... especially now that people see her for the cash grubbing, Sean Penn bed wench that she is. Portman is Hollywood Royalty.
agree reluctantly :depressed Goddess's sex symbol days are approaching an end, if still not over yet, and that's why she needs to try switching her acting style to a more skill-based one. Just like, monkeyballers should also learn fundamentals if they wanna sustain their careers into their 30s. Avengers and Her are good tries imho, she should make more movies of such, and less of Don Jon style.

and have you ever seen a Goddess photo that's shittier than this one?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/56/Scarlett_Johansson_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg/220px-Scarlett_Johansson_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg

Thankfully, however, it ain't just her beauty that makes me love her and love her so much. I love her because I've found so many similarities between us as if she was a sister of mine. I'm a lifelong celibate so sexual desire should be the last reason for me to fall in love with a bitch imho.

apalisoc_9
02-03-2014, 11:11 AM
NO MAKEUP
http://khongthe.com/wallpapers/people/antonia-iacobescu-82284.jpg

http://data2.whicdn.com/images/24114462/fL3dzQ498770-02_original.jpg

With Makeup

http://khongthe.com/wallpapers/people/antonia-85209.jpg

http://khongthe.com/wallpapers/people/antonia-iacobescu-83253.jpg



Natalie portman :lmao
Scarlet Johanesen :lmao

Surgery and Makeup enhanced beauty..:lmao

Make upped Scarlet and Natalie..Not even close to Antonia without makeup :lmao

Buddy Mignon
02-03-2014, 12:22 PM
NO MAKEUP
http://khongthe.com/wallpapers/people/antonia-iacobescu-82284.jpg

http://data2.whicdn.com/images/24114462/fL3dzQ498770-02_original.jpg

With Makeup

http://khongthe.com/wallpapers/people/antonia-85209.jpg

http://khongthe.com/wallpapers/people/antonia-iacobescu-83253.jpg



Natalie portman :lmao
Scarlet Johanesen :lmao

Surgery and Makeup enhanced beauty..:lmao

Make upped Scarlet and Natalie..Not even close to Antonia without makeup :lmao


Your girl is hiding something. Not quite sure what, but there's something off about her.

Buddy Mignon
02-03-2014, 12:28 PM
Fact is my goddess is prettier and more talented than yours my man...I can list the credits if you like :lol plus my goddess can get gangsta...how bout yours? check my baby out:

This link shows the unedited version since NBC is blocking youtube...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xcd47y_natalie-portman-uncensored-rap_music



And she didn't lose any of her elegance doing that spoof. I bet more than half of these nerds don't know who they are spoofing.
These are the lyrics straight from her mouth....my goddess is amazing:

d1j6LiQrphc

Gervin44Silas13
02-03-2014, 01:25 PM
they both look goood!

Jacob1983
02-03-2014, 02:06 PM
Scarlett is more bang worthy while Portman is probably more wife material. Case closed.

hehateme
02-03-2014, 03:59 PM
NO MAKEUP
http://khongthe.com/wallpapers/people/antonia-iacobescu-82284.jpg

http://data2.whicdn.com/images/24114462/fL3dzQ498770-02_original.jpg

With Makeup

http://khongthe.com/wallpapers/people/antonia-85209.jpg

http://khongthe.com/wallpapers/people/antonia-iacobescu-83253.jpg



Natalie portman :lmao
Scarlet Johanesen :lmao

Surgery and Makeup enhanced beauty..:lmao

Make upped Scarlet and Natalie..Not even close to Antonia without makeup :lmao

My question is how do you know she is not wearing any makeup? You there 24/7 attending the makeup needs? Also, how are you sure she has never surgically altered anything? I ain't saying she looks bad but you sure do know a lot about her just from your internet stalking...

Koolaid_Man
02-03-2014, 04:01 PM
The poor girl was past her prime 6 years ago. And I don't think she's 30. If she lost some weight and go see a good dentist she could buy herself some time. But her sex symbol days are over... especially now that people see her for the cash grubbing, Sean Penn bed wench that she is. Portman is Hollywood Royalty.

:toast

Koolaid_Man
02-03-2014, 04:02 PM
that bish got on make-up alright...if she got on lipstick...she got on a coat of light golden or bronzy make up that blands her complexion...

Reck
02-03-2014, 05:07 PM
NO MAKEUP
http://khongthe.com/wallpapers/people/antonia-iacobescu-82284.jpg

http://data2.whicdn.com/images/24114462/fL3dzQ498770-02_original.jpg



What the fuck are you smoking? She's got makeup on these pics. Unless she's a fucking corpse, no one is that pale without trying.

Rogue
02-03-2014, 08:20 PM
Bitch looked like a refined version of Freida Pinto imho. She's of course one of the finest Asian bitches out there and it's really no surprise that she appeals to you (since you're Asian) but from a very objective point of view I don't think she's even as good as Natalie Porkman or Paltrow, let alone our Goddess.


speaking of no makeup, our goddess without makeup looks much better than the same goddess with shitty makeup, imho.
http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2013625/rs_560x415-130725150046-560.Scarlett.jl.072513.jpg

http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2013625/rs_1024x759-130725150027-1024.Scarjo.jl.072513.jpg