This is 'Murica! In this country we speak 'Murican!

[monosylab1k]

There needs to be a genocide of ignorant white rednecks in this country.

http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/02/02/coke-super-bowl/

[CubanSucks]

I can think of a couple more groups to put on our holocaust list first

the only thing I hate about it is the faggot element. Go sing some Macklemore and shove that shit up your ass, I'm fucking over it

[DeadlyDynasty]

People getting on their Chinese Iphones or Korean Samsungs to swear off Coke:lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol

I said the commercial sucked at the time, but I didn't think there'd be fucking outrage over it.

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lol

I said the commercial sucked at the time, but I didn't think there'd be fucking outrage over it.
vander was raging about it in the game thread iirc

[baseline bum]

LOL interracial gay couple. Coke straying far from its ALEC roots.

[DMC]

Next thing you know they're going to start saying America was named after someone who didn't speak a lick of English.

[thispego]

lmfao I didn't even notice the gay couple with their "daughter" :lmao

I would have never noticed it had the article not pointed it out. Gays should never be allowed to adopt children below, let's say the age of 9. Those kids aren't getting adopted anyway and they are not as impressionable, as far as their sexual identity goes, by the deviance of their "parents" at that point.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

"That's it! I'm never drinking coke again! I didn't mind the high fructose corn syrup that gave me type 2 beetus and prostate cancer, but foreign languages in a commercial............:madrun!"

[Fabbs]

Two 9.5s on the 10 scale lipstick clam smackers would have been better market buzz and response.

[RD2191]

:lolSome douchebags in the NFL forum were already calling for a boycott because of that commercial.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Bunch of bandwagon patriots coming out of the woodwork because of this one. Where were you assholes in '79 when Coke first put this entire country on the path to ruin that we're still waddling down? Mean Joe Green's disgusting behavior might as well have been brought to you by the NAACP and NAMBLA for crying out loud. And where was the outcry? There's little Timmy, shown completely without even the hint of a mother or a father because, hey, family doesn't matter! It's not like having a mom and dad who fucked each other to make you had anything to do with this country becoming the greatest country in the fucking world...right? WRONG!

Left to his own devices those deviants at Coke would have us believe that it's the most natural thing in the world for a young white male to seek out the company of a hulking black monster like Green. He surrenders his beverage (and symbolically his birth right as Green's superior). And then what happens? What is it that Coke wants America to come together over and share a happy drink or two? He enslaves the young child. He throws his jersey at the youngster, using his stench to mark the boy as his property. That's the message that Coke sends it home on: "That's right you honkey bitch, go do my fucking laundry like a good little ho."

And of course we come to the worst of it, Green doesn't pay for the drink. And it would seem that the child is a ward of the state as no parents show up anywhere to find their child in the entire spot. Which means that the drink was likely paid for with welfare money. Drink Coke! Support homosexual pedophiles and socialism! Well fuck all you who are just getting around to waking up and smelling the goddamn roses. You made your bed supporting these fuckers all these years and now your chickens are coming home to roost in it. And at the rate we're going the queer freaks you've been supporting for all these years buying this shit will be able to marry those chickens and fuck them until we finally have our first man-chicken president. Won't that be a proud fucking day for this country and for all you tolerance preaching fairy asslickers?

[DMC]

Bunch of bandwagon patriots coming out of the woodwork because of this one. Where were you assholes in '79 when Coke first put this entire country on the path to ruin that we're still waddling down? Mean Joe Green's disgusting behavior might as well have been brought to you by the NAACP and NAMBLA for crying out loud. And where was the outcry? There's little Timmy, shown completely without even the hint of a mother or a father because, hey, family doesn't matter! It's not like having a mom and dad who fucked each other to make you had anything to do with this country becoming the greatest country in the fucking world...right? WRONG!

Left to his own devices those deviants at Coke would have us believe that it's the most natural thing in the world for a young white male to seek out the company of a hulking black monster like Green. He surrenders his beverage (and symbolically his birth right as Green's superior). And then what happens? What is it that Coke wants America to come together over and share a happy drink or two? He enslaves the young child. He throws his jersey at the youngster, using his stench to mark the boy as his property. That's the message that Coke sends it home on: "That's right you honkey bitch, go do my fucking laundry like a good little ho."

And of course we come to the worst of it, Green doesn't pay for the drink. And it would seem that the child is a ward of the state as no parents show up anywhere to find their child in the entire spot. Which means that the drink was likely paid for with welfare money. Drink Coke! Support homosexual pedophiles and socialism! Well fuck all you who are just getting around to waking up and smelling the goddamn roses. You made your bed supporting these fuckers all these years and now your chickens are coming home to roost in it. And at the rate we're going the queer freaks you've been supporting for all these years buying this shit will be able to marry those chickens and fuck them until we finally have our first man-chicken president. Won't that be a proud fucking day for this country and for all you tolerance preaching fairy asslickers?

:lmao

I couldn't make it all the way through. My eyes were watering.

[SupremeGuy]

The "multicultural" agenda is just as annoying as any other media agenda out there and the commercial was pretty shitty, tbh. It's even shittier how it gave America-hating faggots such a huge raging boner.

[mrsmaalox]

Bunch of bandwagon patriots coming out of the woodwork because of this one. Where were you assholes in '79 when Coke first put this entire country on the path to ruin that we're still waddling down? Mean Joe Green's disgusting behavior might as well have been brought to you by the NAACP and NAMBLA for crying out loud. And where was the outcry? There's little Timmy, shown completely without even the hint of a mother or a father because, hey, family doesn't matter! It's not like having a mom and dad who fucked each other to make you had anything to do with this country becoming the greatest country in the fucking world...right? WRONG!

Left to his own devices those deviants at Coke would have us believe that it's the most natural thing in the world for a young white male to seek out the company of a hulking black monster like Green. He surrenders his beverage (and symbolically his birth right as Green's superior). And then what happens? What is it that Coke wants America to come together over and share a happy drink or two? He enslaves the young child. He throws his jersey at the youngster, using his stench to mark the boy as his property. That's the message that Coke sends it home on: "That's right you honkey bitch, go do my fucking laundry like a good little ho."

And of course we come to the worst of it, Green doesn't pay for the drink. And it would seem that the child is a ward of the state as no parents show up anywhere to find their child in the entire spot. Which means that the drink was likely paid for with welfare money. Drink Coke! Support homosexual pedophiles and socialism! Well fuck all you who are just getting around to waking up and smelling the goddamn roses. You made your bed supporting these fuckers all these years and now your chickens are coming home to roost in it. And at the rate we're going the queer freaks you've been supporting for all these years buying this shit will be able to marry those chickens and fuck them until we finally have our first man-chicken president. Won't that be a proud fucking day for this country and for all you tolerance preaching fairy asslickers?

Excellent! :lol :toast

[AntiChrist]

Phony outrage over phony outrage.


What probably bothered the OP more was all the overt patriotism right before kickoff. I know how much you guys like that shit. Lol.

[AntiChrist]

Bunch of bandwagon patriots coming out of the woodwork because of this one. Where were you assholes in '79 when Coke first put this entire country on the path to ruin that we're still waddling down? Mean Joe Green's disgusting behavior might as well have been brought to you by the NAACP and NAMBLA for crying out loud. And where was the outcry? There's little Timmy, shown completely without even the hint of a mother or a father because, hey, family doesn't matter! It's not like having a mom and dad who fucked each other to make you had anything to do with this country becoming the greatest country in the fucking world...right? WRONG!

Left to his own devices those deviants at Coke would have us believe that it's the most natural thing in the world for a young white male to seek out the company of a hulking black monster like Green. He surrenders his beverage (and symbolically his birth right as Green's superior). And then what happens? What is it that Coke wants America to come together over and share a happy drink or two? He enslaves the young child. He throws his jersey at the youngster, using his stench to mark the boy as his property. That's the message that Coke sends it home on: "That's right you honkey bitch, go do my fucking laundry like a good little ho."

And of course we come to the worst of it, Green doesn't pay for the drink. And it would seem that the child is a ward of the state as no parents show up anywhere to find their child in the entire spot. Which means that the drink was likely paid for with welfare money. Drink Coke! Support homosexual pedophiles and socialism! Well fuck all you who are just getting around to waking up and smelling the goddamn roses. You made your bed supporting these fuckers all these years and now your chickens are coming home to roost in it. And at the rate we're going the queer freaks you've been supporting for all these years buying this shit will be able to marry those chickens and fuck them until we finally have our first man-chicken president. Won't that be a proud fucking day for this country and for all you tolerance preaching fairy asslickers?



Thanks of lot, damn it! <drying keyboard>

[I. Hustle]

Bunch of bandwagon patriots coming out of the woodwork because of this one. Where were you assholes in '79 when Coke first put this entire country on the path to ruin that we're still waddling down? Mean Joe Green's disgusting behavior might as well have been brought to you by the NAACP and NAMBLA for crying out loud. And where was the outcry? There's little Timmy, shown completely without even the hint of a mother or a father because, hey, family doesn't matter! It's not like having a mom and dad who fucked each other to make you had anything to do with this country becoming the greatest country in the fucking world...right? WRONG!

Left to his own devices those deviants at Coke would have us believe that it's the most natural thing in the world for a young white male to seek out the company of a hulking black monster like Green. He surrenders his beverage (and symbolically his birth right as Green's superior). And then what happens? What is it that Coke wants America to come together over and share a happy drink or two? He enslaves the young child. He throws his jersey at the youngster, using his stench to mark the boy as his property. That's the message that Coke sends it home on: "That's right you honkey bitch, go do my fucking laundry like a good little ho."

And of course we come to the worst of it, Green doesn't pay for the drink. And it would seem that the child is a ward of the state as no parents show up anywhere to find their child in the entire spot. Which means that the drink was likely paid for with welfare money. Drink Coke! Support homosexual pedophiles and socialism! Well fuck all you who are just getting around to waking up and smelling the goddamn roses. You made your bed supporting these fuckers all these years and now your chickens are coming home to roost in it. And at the rate we're going the queer freaks you've been supporting for all these years buying this shit will be able to marry those chickens and fuck them until we finally have our first man-chicken president. Won't that be a proud fucking day for this country and for all you tolerance preaching fairy asslickers?

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[CuckingFunt]

Bunch of bandwagon patriots coming out of the woodwork because of this one. Where were you assholes in '79 when Coke first put this entire country on the path to ruin that we're still waddling down? Mean Joe Green's disgusting behavior might as well have been brought to you by the NAACP and NAMBLA for crying out loud. And where was the outcry? There's little Timmy, shown completely without even the hint of a mother or a father because, hey, family doesn't matter! It's not like having a mom and dad who fucked each other to make you had anything to do with this country becoming the greatest country in the fucking world...right? WRONG!

Left to his own devices those deviants at Coke would have us believe that it's the most natural thing in the world for a young white male to seek out the company of a hulking black monster like Green. He surrenders his beverage (and symbolically his birth right as Green's superior). And then what happens? What is it that Coke wants America to come together over and share a happy drink or two? He enslaves the young child. He throws his jersey at the youngster, using his stench to mark the boy as his property. That's the message that Coke sends it home on: "That's right you honkey bitch, go do my fucking laundry like a good little ho."

And of course we come to the worst of it, Green doesn't pay for the drink. And it would seem that the child is a ward of the state as no parents show up anywhere to find their child in the entire spot. Which means that the drink was likely paid for with welfare money. Drink Coke! Support homosexual pedophiles and socialism! Well fuck all you who are just getting around to waking up and smelling the goddamn roses. You made your bed supporting these fuckers all these years and now your chickens are coming home to roost in it. And at the rate we're going the queer freaks you've been supporting for all these years buying this shit will be able to marry those chickens and fuck them until we finally have our first man-chicken president. Won't that be a proud fucking day for this country and for all you tolerance preaching fairy asslickers?

Eagles weep in your honor, good sir.

[I. Hustle]

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