Grammar police busting our Goddess

[Rogue]

time to start a new thread about Goddess, tbh

http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2014/02/02/scarlett_johansson_sodastream_commercial_makes_gra mmatical_error_fewer_bottles.html?wpisrc=burger_ba r (http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2014/02/02/scarlett_johansson_sodastream_commercial_makes_gra mmatical_error_fewer_bottles.html?wpisrc=burger_ba r)

Less bottles or fewer bottles? It makes sense to me either way. "fewer" seems more standardized but it doesn't mean such expression like "less bottles" is grammatically wrong imho. There isn't much difference between those two expressions imho, unless you make a living by carping on people's grammars (like a highschool teacher or a grammar police something)

:wakeup

[Jacob1983]

Is Scarlett the punching bag of celebrities right now or something? It just seems like people just love to shit on her for all sorts of stupid shit.

[Reck]

LOL Mignon Fogarty. Is this luva? :lol

[Rogue]

Agree, goddess has kind of become a punchbag for hollywood somehow since her Oscar snub and the SodaStream ad controversy imho. Haters make it seem as if our Goddess hasn't done a single thing right in the new year :cry

[Jacob1983]

People just need to leave her alone. I'm sure the haters are just jelly. They have their bellies hanging out and their mouths reek of shit yet they bash Scarlett for her looks and sorts of shit. I mean just simma down now. Women want to be her and men wanna screw her. They're just lying if they say no to that shit.

[Rogue]

Truth bomb bro :cry I meant to say just that but failed to find the right words, thanks :toast

Bitches wanna be her and guys wanna screw her, so they're all mad because they can't be or get her.

[Rogue]

women all wanna have her beauty while guys all want her pussy but they ain't getting neither thing. People who talk shit about our Goddess are just a bunch of lugubrious maudlin jealous assholes tbh

[Reck]

Only reason it seems everyone is shitting on her is because one is looking for such articles.

All celebs have a target on their backs. Some are legit like that nigga Shia Lafag, Lindsay Lohan and that cheap whore Miley Cyrus while others are benign and malicious bullshit like our goddess is going through right now.

Non-issue tbh.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

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[Reck]

No lyfe faggot trying to pick SA's pic shtick.

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[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

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[Clipper Nation]

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[Rogue]

Hey No LyF3 ScRuB, any interest in adopting these two cats?

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[Reck]

^On my way Roguey

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[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:cry pls stp with the cat picz.. they r ruinin mah life not to mention how :cry original :cry they are


^On my way Roguey

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[Reck]

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[Rogue]

Bet ScRuB has no interest in "Cat on a hot tin roof" though, he loves that bitch whose sister dumped two cats on him too much to have any interest in any other bitch tbh

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[Clipper Nation]

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[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

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[Clipper Nation]

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[Reck]

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[Clipper Nation]

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[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

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[Reck]

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[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

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[Clipper Nation]

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[Reck]

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[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

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[Reck]

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[Clipper Nation]

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[Reck]

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[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

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[Rogue]

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[Rogue]

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[Reck]

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[Rogue]

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Taiwanese college student Kiki Lin faces criminal charges for animal cruelty after she crammed her pet cat into a plastic jug and then uploaded two images of her shocking handiwork on Facebook earlier this week.The pet’s name is also Kiki, according to the Daily Mail (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2529452/Cat-forced-jar-punishment-misbehaving.html).
Lin has since deleted the Facebook post with the apparently real images, which show the snow-white cat’s displeased-looking face mashed firmly up against the side of the container.




The size of the container appears to be almost exactly one cubic cat.
The student at Providence University in Taichung City initially wrote “cat in a bottle, punishment for behaving badly” on Facebook, reports the Taipei Times (http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/taiwan/archives/2013/12/25/2003579769).
After the posting, Lin faced a good deal of pushback among Facebook users who accused her of animal abuse.
After the backlash, the English major recanted the punishment claim.
“I did not want to put my pet cats inside metal cages,” she later wrote, according to the Times. “Instead I put them inside plastic containers, so that they can be carried around with me. This way the cats can see the world through the transparent plastic.”



She said she poked holes in the jar for air.
She also added that she now realizes that this method of sightseeing is not ideal for cats.
However, notes the Mail, Lin also suggested that people who criticized her for stuffing a cat in a jar had “too much time on their hands.”
To her critics, the student later told The China Post, she had “three words for them, ha ha ha.”
Lin likely isn’t laughing much any more, though, after the local municipal government’s animal protection office caught wind of the incident and forwarded the facts of the case to criminal prosecutors.
Under Taiwanese law, the violation for which she will be charged is punishable by up to a year in prison or a fine of up to $30,000 New Taiwan dollars (about $1000).
Lin insists she is an animal lover. She has more than one cat. She says the cats sleep with her, according to the Times. They each have their own pillows and blankets.
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http://dailycaller.com/2013/12/27/this-taiwanese-college-student-crammed-her-cat-in-a-jar/

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

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[Rogue]

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[Reck]

I rescued a kitten 1 week ago from my girlfriends job, I agreed to hold the kitten at my house until the following week (2 weeks total) when the new owners would come to pick it up.
My landlord came to my door today and stated he saw the kitten on the window and was going to terminate my lease because I rescued a cat and had it on the premises for 1 week. I told the Landlord I was only catsitting the cat until the following Sunday when its new owners would come pick it up. I have a dog and paid a pet deposit but he said I can't have 2 animals in the home; he stated he wanted me out of the apartment and needed me to pay the $250 additional fee for the cat. He is giving me 2 weeks to move out! I payed rent on time every month and this is one of the few times I actually spoke with the landlord about ANYTHING (I have signed a year Lease that will end in November). Is he allowed to do that and only give me 2 weeks to move? I have done nothing wrong at all except rescue a kitten and find it a home within the week, the apartment is a excellent condition!

They do allow pets in the apartment complex, and I paid a pet fee originally to have my dog in the complex, I just held the cat for 1 week and this is the first notice he is ever given me.

[Clipper Nation]

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[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:lol thinking it hurts my feelings by posting cat images when i own cats
:lol proving my point that you two indeed have down syndrome
:lol proceed posting your cat pics while i hit the hay
:lol johanson is drugged out whore. drake and weezy tapped that ass at the same time

[Reck]

I received a notice to vacate the premises in 3 days after they found out I had 2 cats and had not paid the cat deposit. I am a month to month lease. My lease says that if I am found with pets there is a 100 dollar plus 10 dollar per day fine which would have been 3 days so I figured it would have been 130 per cat. I was never offered a chance to pay this. I had already given a thirty day notice that i was moving and my lease was up in 1 week. I have now received a letter saying that I owe them the pet deposit of 250 per cat and they say that blinds were damaged for 280 dollars plus they want a sublet fee of 500 dollars because they evicted me. But the lease was paid and up in one week. They did not return my deposit of 100 either. Do I have to pay this and can they ruin my credit if I don't?

LOL asking for cat advices on the internet

[Clipper Nation]

:lol thinking it hurts my feelings by posting cat images when i own cats

It clearly does considering how salty you get whenever anyone even mentions cats :lol

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

LOL asking for cat advices on the internet

:lol at not being able to spell on a grade school level

[Rogue]

Who says you can't see any pussy from the cuffs of trousers?

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[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

It clearly does considering how salty you get whenever anyone even mentions cats :lol

:lol yea the saltiness of me posting that on a website where i'm not liked b/c i shit on your opinions on cam

[Clipper Nation]

:lol at not being able to spell on a grade school level
So much for "hitting the hay" :lol

:lmao Look who the cat dragged back in

[Reck]

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[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

So much for "hitting the hay" :lol

:lmao Look who the cat dragged back in

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goodnight Clipperfaggot :makeout

[Clipper Nation]

:lol yea the saltiness of me posting that on a website where i'm not liked b/c i shit on your opinions on cam

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[Reck]

:lol yea the saltiness of me posting that on a website where i'm not liked b/c i shit on your opinions on cam

LOL not knowing the definition of what it is to own somebody.

Cat loving feminine nerd.

:cry I'd rather get evicted than get rid of the cats that aren't even mine to begin with. :cry
:cry But I owned you :cry

[Rogue]

:lol at not being able to spell on a grade school level
so which grade school are you studying in, tbh?

[Rogue]

:cry but those cats belong to my GF's sister who's currently pregnant and hence unable to keep the cats at her own place :cry
:cry I love my bitch so much I can't say no to any request from her :cry
:cry I'm the only one talking on a "grade" school level here but I'm not gonna tell you which grad school I'm going to :cry