Laugh at a Liberal Thread

[TSA]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1172136360

My cat pooped on the floor at 3 AM


I got up at 3 AM to go to the bathroom when I discovered it. My husband and I sleep in separate rooms in different parts of the house for comfort reasons. Should I just leave the mess there until morning? No, it would SMELL to high heaven. If I cleaned it, it would probably wake up my husband. Would he think I was intruder was in house? Since the garbage cans had already been taken out to street, I knew I would have to open the front door to take it outside to the cans.

I went through a LOT of mental images about this knowing he sleeps with a gun in his nightstand. Would he think I am a CRIMINAL invading the house in the middle of the night? What to do? Yes, I did have to think about this. I turned on every single light in the house. Would a burglar do that? Doubt it. Cleaned it all up and was about to take it outside through the front door when he got up and met me there. Thankfully, no gun in hand.

Why in the world should I even have to go through all these scenarios in my head to begin with?

:lmao

[spursncowboys]

:lol

[Clipper Nation]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1172136360

My cat pooped on the floor at 3 AM


I got up at 3 AM to go to the bathroom when I discovered it. My husband and I sleep in separate rooms in different parts of the house for comfort reasons. Should I just leave the mess there until morning? No, it would SMELL to high heaven. If I cleaned it, it would probably wake up my husband. Would he think I was intruder was in house? Since the garbage cans had already been taken out to street, I knew I would have to open the front door to take it outside to the cans.

I went through a LOT of mental images about this knowing he sleeps with a gun in his nightstand. Would he think I am a CRIMINAL invading the house in the middle of the night? What to do? Yes, I did have to think about this. I turned on every single light in the house. Would a burglar do that? Doubt it. Cleaned it all up and was about to take it outside through the front door when he got up and met me there. Thankfully, no gun in hand.

Why in the world should I even have to go through all these scenarios in my head to begin with?

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boutons_deux (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=16047)

[Blake]

Why is she living with what's probably a crazy right wing NRA nut?

[TSA]

Why is she living with what's probably a crazy right wing NRA nut?

Typical delusional liberal response Blake. Funny you assume he's the crazy one.

Since when does keeping a gun in the nightstand make one a crazy right wing NRA gun nut? He didn't even have a gun when he checked on her and she :cry survived throwing away her cat poop :cry to type her guns are icky story.

[baseline bum]

Maybe she's black though tbh

[Blake]

Typical delusional liberal response Blake. Funny you assume he's the crazy one.

Since when does keeping a gun in the nightstand make one a crazy right wing NRA gun nut? He didn't even have a gun when he checked on her and she :cry survived throwing away her cat poop :cry to type her guns are icky story.

I actually assume it's a troll job that you fell for

[ElNono]

I don't get it. Why don't just wake the husband up and tell him she's cleaning the cat's mess?

[TSA]

I actually assume it's a troll job that you fell for

This crossed my mind as well. :lol

[TSA]

I don't get it. Why don't just wake the husband up and tell him she's cleaning the cat's mess?

Or why not just pick it up and throw it in the toilet she's already heading to.

[Th'Pusher]

What makes you think she's a liberal?

[TSA]

What makes you think she's a liberal?

She owns cats.

[Th'Pusher]

I'll bet she's a really, really ignorant bible beating republican.

[TSA]

Who and what are you betting?

[Th'Pusher]

I don't know, you gotta a way to prove it one way or the other?

[ChumpDumper]

Seems like a troll fable.

If not, lol. Plastic bags exist.

Oh no -- not in Austin! :cry

[Winehole23]

anecdotally, I saw a big stack of plastic "shopping bags" right next to the HEB cashier here in Austin on Sunday, but it was Super Bowl Sunday.

[Winehole23]

oops, forgot my shopping bags.