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DAF86
02-07-2014, 03:49 AM
If the future of planet Earth had to be decided against Aliens on a football match, which would be your starting XI? Remember, it has to be a team that could actually work (nothing of the bullshit you see everytime when a fantasy team is made where teams have 1 keeper, 2 defenders, 4 offensive midfielders and 4 forwards). Also explain why would you pick that team and how would you make them play.


My team

Valdes

Alves Varane T.Silva Marcelo

Yaya Toure Schweinsteiger

Xavi

Messi Falcao Ronaldo

Controversial picks

-Valdes: Good saving, in the air and with his feet. The most complete keeper. Fuck you.
-Varane: When he's healhty I think he's the best defender in the World, Kid is a beast.
-Falcao over Ibrahimovic: More mobility, more defensive workrate, more speed, better on the air, less divism on a diva stacked team.

How my team would play

-Pressing with a high defensive line.
-When the counter is there take it, if not try to have control of the ball and don't give away possesion so fast.
-Set pieces: Cross it everytime, nothing of this short passes bullshit. We have a lot of aerials threats to work with (Varane, Silva, Falcao, Ronaldo).

Weaknesses

-I would like to have more size on the cornerbacks but all the other left or right backs either suck ass or are the same height as Alves and Marcelo.
-Xavi's form. He might be past his prime but I still pick him over any other guy to handle the wheel of my team.

Jodelo
02-07-2014, 09:10 AM
Stopped reading at Valdes... :lmao

lefty
02-07-2014, 09:26 AM
Valdes :lol

Venti Quattro
02-07-2014, 11:27 AM
:lmao Valdes

Might as well hand the Earth to the aliens

lefty
02-07-2014, 03:38 PM
:lmao Valdes

Might as well hand the Earth to the aliens
:lol DAF with the Loki move

DAF86
02-07-2014, 04:04 PM
Waiting for your teams. That's if you remember 11 players to put toghether, tbh. :lol

resistanze
02-07-2014, 04:12 PM
Might as well hand the Earth to the aliens

I literally :lol

gnsf0946
02-07-2014, 04:22 PM
If the ball was as big as the Earth it would still go through Valdes legs

DAF86
02-07-2014, 04:32 PM
If the ball was as big as the Earth it would still go through Valdes legs

Never to the tune of 5-0 or 2-6 though.

resistanze
02-07-2014, 04:34 PM
_____________Neuer____________

Alves_____Silva_______Ivanovic_______Lahm

_______Yaya Toure______Schweinsteiger_______

Iniesta_________________________________Ribery

_________HGH_______Ronaldo__________

resistanze
02-07-2014, 04:37 PM
Oh shit I have to explain myself. Maybe later.

lefty
02-07-2014, 10:21 PM
Oh shit I have to explain myself. Maybe later.
Alves at RB ?


GTFO Rez :lol


Lukasz Piszczek or Darijo Srna shit on Alves TBH

Venti Quattro
02-07-2014, 10:50 PM
Manuel Neuer
Dani Alves - Thiago Silva - Per Mertesacker - Philip Lahm
Yaya Toure - Bastian Schweinsteiger
Andres Iniesta
Leo Messi - Luis Suarez - Cristiano Ronaldo

apalisoc_9
02-07-2014, 11:10 PM
Neuer

Srna - T.Silva - Ivanovic - Lahm

Yaya Toure - Schweinsteiger

Ozil

Messi Ronaldo Ribery


The op's list is really one of the dumbest I've seen..Thank god this shit aint real life.

resistanze
02-07-2014, 11:55 PM
Alves at RB ?


GTFO Rez :lol


Lukasz Piszczek or Darijo Srna shit on Alves TBH

Fuck BVB! :lol

Still a fan of Alves attacking style, even though Barca has had problems with defending recently.

lefty
02-07-2014, 11:56 PM
Neuer

Srna - T.Silva - Ivanovic - Lahm

Yaya Toure - Schweinsteiger

Ozil

Messi Ronaldo Ribery


The op's list is really one of the dumbest I've seen..Thank god this shit aint real life.
My niggah

Finally someone who knows that Darijo Srna and other RB's shit on Alves :tu

And good lineup overall too, although Ozil is a fuckn choker ...unless the Aliens sent one of their owns to infiltrate Earth team

resistanze
02-08-2014, 12:11 AM
And good lineup overall too

It's almost same lineup as mine you MFer!

I'd take Iniesta over Ozil. Motherfucker might coast in Earth's biggest game tbh

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d3/THOH_Kang_and_Kodos.png

lefty
02-08-2014, 02:13 AM
Actually we DO have a team to face Aliens

Bring it on bitches :makemyday

I mean...er ....wtf samsung .... some of those picks :lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nskmYTHpiLE

ginobili's bald spot
02-08-2014, 01:05 PM
Neuer
Lahm Varane Silva Alaba
Vidal Schweni
Modric
Messi Falcao Ronaldo

DAF86
02-08-2014, 03:42 PM
Neuer

Srna - T.Silva - Ivanovic - Lahm

Yaya Toure - Schweinsteiger

Ozil

Messi Ronaldo Ribery


The op's list is really one of the dumbest I've seen..Thank god this shit aint real life.

Why you so mad dog? All I do was being nice to you and give you some lessons for free. :lol

DAF86
03-27-2014, 07:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_czMH1CBSI

lefty
03-27-2014, 08:50 PM
Close to the video I posted

resistanze
03-27-2014, 09:04 PM
Landon D:loln:lolvan

I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.

DAF86
03-28-2015, 02:52 PM
Update:


Neuer

Ivanovic Silva Pique Alba

Kross Mascherano Pogba

Messi Suarez Cristiano

lefty
03-28-2015, 04:09 PM
Update:


Neuer

Ivanovic Silva Pique Alba

Kross Mascherano Pogba

Messi Suarez Cristiano

RIP Aliens

I like Kroos but he shouldn't be in there
And Pique ? Wtf

DAF86
03-28-2015, 05:38 PM
RIP Aliens

I like Kroos but he shouldn't be in there
And Pique ? Wtf

Who would you put instead of Kross?

Pique is regaining his form. He has been playing great for a while now. An on form Pique is the best CB in the World, tbh.

Jodelo
03-28-2015, 05:39 PM
Pique? Give me Ramos and Boateng over him. Zlatan instead of Suarez and we are set.

lefty
03-28-2015, 07:21 PM
:lmao Pique

DAF86
03-28-2015, 07:24 PM
Did you even see "El Clasico" last week? :lol

lefty
03-28-2015, 07:28 PM
Did you even see "El Clasico" last week? :lol
Yeah Mathieu was good

DAF86
03-28-2015, 07:49 PM
Yeah Mathieu was good

Pique was a lot better.

lefty
03-28-2015, 08:41 PM
Pique was a lot better.

Than usual thanks to Jeremy

romain.star
03-30-2015, 03:25 AM
Neuer


Lahm---------T. Silva---------Piquet---------Alaba


Schweinsteiger---Pogba


Messi-----------------Müller--------------Ronaldo


Suarez




Coach: Carlo Ancelotti



Bench: Ivanovic, Pastore, Marquinos, Courtois, Verrati, Robben, Benzema


Stadium: Signal Iduna Park

DAF86
05-06-2015, 10:21 PM
Pique? Give me Ramos and Boateng over him. Zlatan instead of Suarez and we are set.


http://fat.gfycat.com/PortlyUnconsciousGoldenretriever.gif

lefty
05-06-2015, 10:22 PM
http://fat.gfycat.com/PortlyUnconsciousGoldenretriever.gif


So what?

Boateng is average but still better than Pique tbh :lol

Jodelo
05-07-2015, 10:06 AM
:lol One scene.

BTW: Still picking Valdes? And Getafe over Brazil 70'?

DAF86
05-07-2015, 12:30 PM
:lol One scene.

BTW: Still picking Valdes? And Getafe over Brazil 70'?

Nah, I think Neuer is better now besides Valdes is injured, I don't get your point. :lol

And yeah, 'cause I'm a smart dude that realizes that Messi and Zidane can't even be compared I would take most of today's teams playing in the first divisions of the best leagues to beat ancient teams with ancient physical preparation and tactics.

Jodelo
05-09-2015, 02:07 PM
Goalkeeper: Diego Alves

Brazil
05-11-2015, 11:02 AM
And yeah, 'cause I'm a smart dude that realizes that Messi and Zidane can't even be compared

True

Zidane 1
Messi 0

Jodelo
05-11-2015, 11:09 AM
True

Zidane 1
Messi 0

:bobo

DAF86
05-11-2015, 12:26 PM
True

Zidane 1
Messi 0

Cannavaro 1
Platini 0

Brazil
05-11-2015, 12:29 PM
Cannavaro 1
Platini 0

yup... you go with this I'll go with

Zidane 1
Messi 0

DAF86
05-11-2015, 12:31 PM
yup... you go with this I'll go with

Zidane 1
Messi 0

I will go with

Messi >>>>>>>>>>>>> Platini > Zidane >>>>>>> Cannavaro

Brazil
05-11-2015, 12:33 PM
I will go with

Messi >>>>>>>>>>>>> Platini > Zidane >>>>>>> Cannavaro

that's your opinion I'll go with facts

Zidane 1
Messi 0
Platini 0

DAF86
05-11-2015, 12:39 PM
that's your opinion I'll go with facts

Zidane 1
Messi 0
Platini 0

I'll go with a better fact to determine wich individual player was better

Golden balls-

Messi 4
Platini 3
Cannavaro 1
Zidane 1 (best player ever :lol)

Jodelo
05-11-2015, 02:16 PM
Zidane stepped up in the biggest game of his life, while Messi was busy shooting field goals and go into ghost-mode (like the whole knockout stage).

DAF86
05-11-2015, 02:48 PM
Zidane stepped up in the biggest game of his life, while Messi was busy shooting field goals and go into ghost-mode (like the whole knockout stage).

Zidane went into ghost mode the entire '98 WC and was lucky enough to get two headers in the final, tbh.

Infinite_limit
05-11-2015, 02:57 PM
Zidane went into ghost mode the entire '98 WC and was lucky enough to get two headers in the final, tbh.
France had a slow start to the 2006 World Cup and, after being suspended for the final match of the group stage, Zidane returned to set up a goal for Patrick Vieira and score one himself in the second round match against Spain. In the quarter-final France held Brazil to just one shot on goal in the rematch of the 1998 final. Zidane assisted Thierry Henry's deciding goal and he was named Man of the Match by FIFA.[59] France faced Portugal in the semi final and, as in Brussels six years earlier, Zidane's penalty kick decided the contest and sent France to another major final.


^ Better than "Mr.Group Stage" Messi

DAF86
05-11-2015, 09:55 PM
Messi in one WC scored more goals than Zidane in all his appearences combined. :lol

Jodelo
05-12-2015, 04:23 PM
But Zidane scored the most important one.