Rogue
02-08-2014, 12:59 AM
It was a tremendous opening ceremony overall thanks to the Russians organizers who had spent the past 8 something years preparing for it, except for one minor glitch… into the dark sky there gradually rose five flowers which in contrast looked so bright, and by the correlating positions of those five flowers people could easily predict they would transform into 5 circles to make the 5-ring Olympic symbol. However, to the audience’s surprise, and perhaps to the technicians’ chagrin, only 4 of those flowers expanded into the shape of rings and interlocked eachother, leaving out the last flower (the upper-right one) remaining the shaped of a flower, separated and isolated.
It was a glitch, as was explained by a crew member on the technician team during an interview, who admitted it was a “mistake” and expressed his regret for it, though the witty smile on his face didn’t very well comply with what he said. Some people were concerned that someone had to take serious responsibility for that mistake, and even that someone or ones would possibly get executed for this mistake under the order of their president/commander-in-chief Vladimir Putin who also attended the opening ceremony and witnessed the horrible glitch with his own eyes. But now we can relax a bit thanks to that technician’s words and facial expressions, knowing that their lives are safe at the very least.
But here we still have a question to ourselves: how could such a stupid mistake happen in such a great event of a country that’s even capable of sending satellites into the space? Especially when they had been preparing for it over the past, what, 8 years? It might be just as simple as a glitch, like it is generally believed, but there might also be some other reasons or explanations for this glitch, or to be more accurate, this plot…
Such events like Olympic Games and Soccer World Cup have never had the luck to be completely free of political influence, which’s confirmed time and time again by the attendance of so many state leaders on the opening ceremonies. And of course, the Winter Olympics in Sochi is no exception, especially considering that Sochi is in… well, Russia, and those Russians are historically known to be adept at interbreeding such political jokes.
So here is a bold hypothesis concerning another possible explanation to the “glitch” that happened on Sochi’s opening ceremony: the Russians let it happen on purpose in light of the newly released tape containing our vice secretary of state’s trash talk against the “European Union”, meant to “isolate” America even more.
It was the upper-right “ring” that failed to grow into the shape of a circle and to join the other four in Sochi. According to the position of it, we can assume that on the Olympic 5-ring symbol, it is the red ring (also located in the upper-right corner) which’s generally believed to stand for… you must already know it, America…
It’s safe to say that America has endured a hard time with our European allies over the past year thanks to the heroic behavior of a former intelligence agency staffer named Edward Snowden (who’s still hiding in Russia), and the president’s boneheaded admission of the US eavesdropping on Merkel’s cell phone. Therefore, the Russian just did us a big favor today by demonstrating our isolationist ideology before the whole world’s eyes, separating us even further from Europe as well as the rest of the world… So what am I gonna say from a wannabe American’s perspective? Thank you, Russia. :toast
It was a glitch, as was explained by a crew member on the technician team during an interview, who admitted it was a “mistake” and expressed his regret for it, though the witty smile on his face didn’t very well comply with what he said. Some people were concerned that someone had to take serious responsibility for that mistake, and even that someone or ones would possibly get executed for this mistake under the order of their president/commander-in-chief Vladimir Putin who also attended the opening ceremony and witnessed the horrible glitch with his own eyes. But now we can relax a bit thanks to that technician’s words and facial expressions, knowing that their lives are safe at the very least.
But here we still have a question to ourselves: how could such a stupid mistake happen in such a great event of a country that’s even capable of sending satellites into the space? Especially when they had been preparing for it over the past, what, 8 years? It might be just as simple as a glitch, like it is generally believed, but there might also be some other reasons or explanations for this glitch, or to be more accurate, this plot…
Such events like Olympic Games and Soccer World Cup have never had the luck to be completely free of political influence, which’s confirmed time and time again by the attendance of so many state leaders on the opening ceremonies. And of course, the Winter Olympics in Sochi is no exception, especially considering that Sochi is in… well, Russia, and those Russians are historically known to be adept at interbreeding such political jokes.
So here is a bold hypothesis concerning another possible explanation to the “glitch” that happened on Sochi’s opening ceremony: the Russians let it happen on purpose in light of the newly released tape containing our vice secretary of state’s trash talk against the “European Union”, meant to “isolate” America even more.
It was the upper-right “ring” that failed to grow into the shape of a circle and to join the other four in Sochi. According to the position of it, we can assume that on the Olympic 5-ring symbol, it is the red ring (also located in the upper-right corner) which’s generally believed to stand for… you must already know it, America…
It’s safe to say that America has endured a hard time with our European allies over the past year thanks to the heroic behavior of a former intelligence agency staffer named Edward Snowden (who’s still hiding in Russia), and the president’s boneheaded admission of the US eavesdropping on Merkel’s cell phone. Therefore, the Russian just did us a big favor today by demonstrating our isolationist ideology before the whole world’s eyes, separating us even further from Europe as well as the rest of the world… So what am I gonna say from a wannabe American’s perspective? Thank you, Russia. :toast