Took Me A Year But I Will Present A New NBA Math Theory To The World Of Science

[Koolaid_Man]

You have start by adding the team titles then subtract 1 from the sum. Subtract.5 from any titles won in *locked out seasons. You get .5 credit if you won at least 1. You lose .5 credit if you never won. Subtract another 1 if you never repeated. Add 1 if you repeated plus another 1 if you 3 peated but subtract .5 if you repeated in a locked out season and that will give you your average fan penis size. If the sum is less than 0 then my theory holds that the penis size is equal to that of a clit. Therefore if you do the math the follow fans have the following sized dicks:

*Assumptions:
- MJ not playing is considered a locked out season
- Repeat credit starts in 1990
- If you have over 10 inches you have to subtract 5



Mav fan sum = -0.5 (negative inches = clit size)

Rocket fan sum = 1.5 inches

Spur fan sum = 2.5 inches

Clipper Fan = - 0.5 (still virgins)

Heat Fan = 2.5 inches

Laker fan = 19.5 inches - 5 = 14.5 inches

Holla at me...:toast

[jeebus]

another thread, another weekend where caprisun stays home all day to make posts on spurstalk.

a day in the life tbh...

[Michael Jordan.]

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[MeloHype]

So what you're saying is Laker fans get fucked in the ass by 14.5 inch dicks?

[Thread]

So what you're saying is Laker fans get fucked in the ass by 14.5 inch dicks?

He's saying you had 5 sewed up...and then the roof caved in.

ha, ha...you had it all...the 5, the shit bag in the Fed Ex truck pointed due West & L.A. Gone, in the blink of an eye. Duncan put that fuckin' shit bag back on and he looks splendid in it.

[Clipper Nation]

Boiled down:::The Tape

[Thread]

Boiled down:::The Tape

You've nary room. Your Duncan is queer as well.

[Koolaid_Man]

He's saying you had 5 sewed up...and then the roof caved in.

ha, ha...you had it all...the 5, the shit bag in the Fed Ex truck pointed due West & L.A. Gone, in the blink of an eye. Duncan put that fuckin' shit bag back on and he looks splendid in it.

In a nutshell this is what I'm saying...Sometimes your homosexual lover can simply say NO :lmao

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/Tim-Duncan-miss-layup_zpsf697dbb1.jpg

[Clipper Nation]

You've nary room. Your Duncan is queer as well.
I've plenty room.... he's not "my" Duncan, but Kirby & his Tape are all yours....

[TDMVPDPOY]

explains why cobie does that lower jaw shit, couldnt handle a 14.5inch throat job, fkn choke artist

[Thread]

I've plenty room.... he's not "my" Duncan, but Kirby & his Tape are all yours....

BS. You took their mercy when they beat you a while back. Now it's time to pay the piper. Your Tim Duncan is a queer as well.

[Thread]

explains why cobie does that lower jaw shit, couldnt handle a 14.5inch throat job, fkn choke artist

You've nary room. Your Tim Duncan is queer as well.

[Thread]

In a nutshell this is what I'm saying...Sometimes your homosexual lover can simply say NO :lmao

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/Tim-Duncan-miss-layup_zpsf697dbb1.jpg

Kool Aid Man

[TDMVPDPOY]

BS. You took their mercy when they beat you a while back. Now it's time to pay the piper. Your Tim Duncan is a queer as well.

you say his queer, but so far theres no mention of him being in a gay porn clip unlike ur cobie....

[Thread]

you say his queer, but so far theres no mention of him being in a gay porn clip unlike ur cobie....

Don't even start. Tim Duncan is a homosexual and we all know it.

[Clipper Nation]

BS. You took their mercy when they beat you a while back. Now it's time to pay the piper. Your Tim Duncan is a queer as well.
Nuh uh.... you can't just wash your hands of The Tape, you have to eat that shit sandwich....ha, ha.

[Thread]

Nuh uh.... you can't just wash your hands of The Tape, you have to eat that shit sandwich....ha, ha.

You've nary room. Your Tim Duncan is a queer as well.

[Clipper Nation]

You've nary room. Your Tim Duncan is a queer as well.
Duncan's not mine, but Kirby & his Tape are all yours.... let us proceed...

[Arnold Toht]

Once upon a time there was a queer
Who lost his marriage and
His basketball legacy in the
Matter of a month, Tim Duncan
His name was.

[TDMVPDPOY]

Once upon a time there was a queer
Who lost his marriage and
His basketball legacy in the
Matter of a month, Tim Duncan
His name was.

lol nearly marrying a horse

[Arnold Toht]

Tim Duncan

[Thread]

Duncan's not mine, but Kirby & his Tape are all yours.... let us proceed...

You sided him, now live with him:::Tim Duncan is a homosexual.

[Clipper Nation]

You sided him, now live with him:::Tim Duncan is a homosexual.
You've nary room, you side Kirby & The Tape...

[Arnold Toht]

You've nary room, you side Kirby & The Tape...


Duncan's not mine, but Kirby & his Tape are all yours.... let us proceed...


Nuh uh.... you can't just wash your hands of The Tape, you have to eat that shit sandwich....ha, ha.


I've plenty room.... he's not "my" Duncan, but Kirby & his Tape are all yours....


Boiled down:::The Tape

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/0618/nba_g_kbryant_sy_576.jpg

[MeloHype]

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[Arnold Toht]

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[MeloHype]

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[Thread]

You've nary room, you side Kirby & The Tape...

You've nary room. Duncan is a queer.

[Thread]

6-24

& that pass to Artest. I God's, you thought he was gonna jack it up. Uh, uh.

& Pierce backin' up. tee, hee.

[Clipper Nation]

You've nary room. Duncan is a queer.
I've all the room in the world. Kirby is a queer.

[Thread]

I've all the room in the world. Kirby is a queer.

Tim Duncan is a queer as well.

[spurraider21]

You've nary room. Your Duncan is queer as well.


BS. You took their mercy when they beat you a while back. Now it's time to pay the piper. Your Tim Duncan is a queer as well.


You've nary room. Your Tim Duncan is queer as well.


Don't even start. Tim Duncan is a homosexual and we all know it.


You've nary room. Your Tim Duncan is a queer as well.


You've nary room. Duncan is a queer.


Tim Duncan is a queer as well.
Says who? Where u getting all this from? Who spilled the beans?

[Clipper Nation]

Tim Duncan is a queer as well.
Then you shouldn't mind:::Kirby is a pillowbiter.

[Thread]

Then you shouldn't mind:::Kirby is a pillowbiter.

So is Tim Duncan.

[Clipper Nation]

So is Tim Duncan.
Then you shouldn't mind:::Kirby is a pillowbiter.

[Thread]

Then you shouldn't mind:::Kirby is a pillowbiter.

& so is Tim Duncan.

[Clipper Nation]

& so is Tim Duncan.
Then you shouldn't mind:::Kirby is a pillowbiter.

[Thread]

Then you shouldn't mind:::Kirby is a pillowbiter.

So is Tim Duncan.

[Clipper Nation]

So is Tim Duncan.
Then you shouldn't mind:::Kirby is a pillowbiter.

[Thread]

Then you shouldn't mind:::Kirby is a pillowbiter.

Duncan.

[Clipper Nation]

Duncan.
Kirby.

[Brazil]

Duncan.

Ok

[Clipper Nation]

lmvictoriousao!!!

[Thread]

lmvictoriousao!!!

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[Clipper Nation]

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

I win.

You lose.