Your life as a movie

[Avante]

Would anyone watch it?

Sound track?

How about the opening scene?

[DeadlyDynasty]

It's already been made


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXJ8c0rWJsk

[Avante]

So no childhood, no golden moments?

[AchillesHeel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-n_zk7e0ZU

[CubanSucks]

It used to be Stand By Me (minus the dead body, psycho greasers, and detached parents)

then it was Friday Night Lights (minus the state championship aspirations)

and right now I'm pretty much Jon Favreau in Swingers (different career path tho)

[The Reckoning]

yes (mostly for all the tittie scenes)

neil young

me doing a line of blow off a surfboard then lassoing/taming a great white

[DeadlyDynasty]

Is this yours Avante? Is that you around the 9:00 minute mark, tbh?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ghjm1nKixw

[The Gemini Method]

lol DD--No Posting for Old Men

[Rogue]

If my life was a movie then I'd definitely invite Goddess to play a role in it, tbh

[Reck]

Something along the lines of The Matrix.

You can make up any dream world you want.

[Chewbacca]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=225433&page=49&p=7119806&viewfull=1#post7119806


:lmao

[Avante]

Amazed at the lack of creativity here.

[apalisoc_9]

The gambler - Loser edition..Based on a true story of Avante.

[Avante]

The gambler - Loser edition..Based on a true story of Avante.

That's the best ya can do sluggo? Come man show me something.

[lakerhaterade]

rofl tbh at some point t_park has to be hospitalized for his fatness to save us from the current Avante binge amirite?

[Reck]

Amazed at the lack of creativity here.

Fo you and cubansucks a room full of riped, underage girls is the ultimate wish.

[Avante]

Fo you and cubansucks a room full of riped, underage girls is the ultimate wish.

Nobody touches any underage girl if I'm around, I thought I made that very clear. Only some sick fuck plays that.

[Rogue]

nobody of you guys touches those underage girls until the girls become dead bodies, imho.

[CubanSucks]

nobody of you guys touches those underage girls until the girls become dead bodies, imho.

you might wanna take another crack at that

[The Reckoning]

what if they're 16 and you're in your early 20s and they could easily pass as in the 20s?

[Reck]

Nobody touches any underage girl if I'm around, I thought I made that very clear. Only some sick fuck plays that.

Then off yourself. Its the right thing.

You fucked a 14 year old girl during your time in Korea, didn't you say?

[Avante]

Then off yourself. Its the right thing.

You fucked a 14 year old girl during your time in Korea, didn't you say?

You ever been to Korea, COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was talking about liberty at places like Hong Kong, Bangkok, Singapore and Olongopo in the Phillipines. I talked about being pissed off about being put in a situation I knew nothing about. It wasn't right.

I am 100% against anyone messing with kids and made that very clear, I would personally kill any man who messed with a kid. I made that very clear.

All you are seeing is a bunch of dumbass kids totally/100% ignoring what I said.

[Rogue]

a 14yr old picklebreath bitch is nubile enough for fuck though, and most picklebreaths get married before the age of 20 imho. Their country encouraged its citizens to get married and reproduce early so they have enough manpower to fight fatboy's army.

[Avante]

a 14yr old picklebreath bitch is nubile enough for fuck though, and most picklebreaths get married before the age of 20 imho. Their country encouraged its citizens to get married and reproduce early so they have enough manpower to fight fatboy's army.

Dude, I have no doubts somebody in your family tree was 15/16 and pregnant. My mom was 16 when she had my oldest sister. It's not uncommom at all especially in the south. Mom was from Missouri.

[Clipper Nation]

Avante's life as a movie...

90% of it is this:
http://i.imgur.com/vHTkkfI.jpg

The other 10% of it is the "squeal like a pig" scene from Deliverance....

[Rogue]

^ the legal minimum age for getting married in China is 20 for bitches, and 22 for guys if I remember correct. And the one-child policy has been implemented in china for decades which means most parents would rather wait till the bitch's optimum childbearing age to have their first, and also the only baby tbh. So the situation in china is basically just the inversion of South Korea and the "south" you mentioned, imho.

[Avante]

Let's see....

little kid to high school football/track/dance star.....Great Balls of Fire...Jerry Lee Lewis

fresh out of high school, hello US Navy....Brandy...Looking Glass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep7FWnbAaCI

Navy days....I'm a Traveling Man...Ricky Nelson

out of the Navy, crazy man on the loose on the west coast for the next 10 years....Born to Be Wild...Steppenwolf

finally bored with Miss Tonight finally find Miss Forever, time to make some $$$$$$, raise a family......Love Me Tender..Elvis

kids are grown, $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ no problem, time to chill, relax......I Did It My Way..Frank Sinatra

See how easy that is?

[Avante]

^ the legal minimum age for getting married in China is 20 for bitches, and 22 for guys if I remember correct. And the one-child policy has been implemented in china for decades which means most parents would rather wait till the bitch's optimum childbearing age to have their first, and also the only baby tbh. So the situation in china is basically just the inversion of South Korea and the "south" you mentioned, imho.

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In the People's Republic of China (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People%27s_Republic_of_China) the age of consent for sexual activity is fourteen (14) years, regardless of gender and/or sexual orientation.[17] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Asia#cite_note-17)