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monosylab1k
02-08-2014, 08:47 PM
http://thesource.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Magic-Kobe.jpg

Magic: I want your Black Mamba in my ass.
Kobe: Only if we pretend i'm raping you.
Kobe: btw four condoms

Clipper Nation
02-08-2014, 08:49 PM
Later that evening:

http://thesportsblitz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Kobe-Bryant-Magic-Johnson.jpg

Thread
02-08-2014, 08:50 PM
Neither of ya have a leg to stand on.

Tim Duncan is queer as well.

Clipper Nation
02-08-2014, 08:51 PM
Neither of ya have a leg to stand on.

Tim Duncan is queer as well.
Then why do you protest so much that Kirby is gay? Dale, runnin' as fast as he can....tee, hee.

Thread
02-08-2014, 08:52 PM
Then why do you protest so much that Kirby is gay? Dale, runnin' as fast as he can....tee, hee.

You're no better.

Tim Duncan is gay as well.

spurraider21
02-08-2014, 09:00 PM
Neither of ya have a leg to stand on.

Tim Duncan is queer as well.
where do you get that idea from?

unforeseen
02-08-2014, 09:02 PM
Neither of ya have a leg to stand on.

Tim Duncan is queer as well.

You've nary room. Your Kirby is a cum dumpster as well.

Both Duncan and Kirby gets beef injections. Can you at least agree this is true?

Thread
02-08-2014, 09:02 PM
where do you get that idea from?

I ain't in the mood to answer your questions tonite, 21.

spurraider21
02-08-2014, 09:08 PM
I ain't in the mood to answer your questions tonite, 21.
or any night. you've been ducking, dodging, and running as fast as you can since i started calling you out on your chickenshit behavior following the sweep.

lefty
02-08-2014, 09:20 PM
http://thesource.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Magic-Kobe.jpg

Magic : lol
Kobe : what?
Magic : you just got AIDS

elmanutres
02-08-2014, 09:30 PM
Magic: I saw the sex tape. I'm glad you are continuing the laker tradition.

jeebus
02-08-2014, 09:46 PM
http://thesource.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Magic-Kobe.jpg

Kobe: Do I have permission to date your son?
Magic: Only if I can bareback your hairless ass twice a week for a year.
Kobe: Deal!

Thread
02-08-2014, 09:56 PM
http://thesource.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Magic-Kobe.jpg

Kobe: Do I have permission to date your son?
Magic: Only if I can bareback your hairless ass twice a week for a year.
Kobe: Deal!

You've nary room. Your Duncan is queer as well.

Thread
02-08-2014, 09:57 PM
Magic: I saw the sex tape. I'm glad you are continuing the laker tradition.

You've nary room.

Your Duncan is queer as well.

Thread
02-08-2014, 09:57 PM
or any night. you've been ducking, dodging, and running as fast as you can since i started calling you out on your chickenshit behavior following the sweep.

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Thread
02-08-2014, 09:58 PM
http://thesource.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Magic-Kobe.jpg

Magic : lol
Kobe : what?
Magic : you just got AIDS

You've nary room.

Your Duncan is queer as well.

spurraider21
02-08-2014, 10:02 PM
You've nary room.

Your Duncan is queer as well.
where did you get that impression? who said so?

Thread
02-08-2014, 10:02 PM
where did you get that impression? who said so?

Duncan is a homosexual and you know it.

HI-FI
02-08-2014, 10:03 PM
http://thesource.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Magic-Kobe.jpg
Magic: Man I wish i was in my gay prime during this era.
Kobe: Cuz of my black ass?
Magic: That and advances in AIDS research. We should go barebacking down Sunset Blvd after Spagos tonight.

Thread
02-08-2014, 10:04 PM
http://thesource.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Magic-Kobe.jpg
Magic: Man I wish i was in my gay prime during this era.
Kobe: Cuz of my black ass?
Magic: That and advances in AIDS research. We should go barebacking down Sunset Blvd after Spagos tonight.

You've nary room. Your Duncan is queer as well.

spurraider21
02-08-2014, 10:04 PM
Duncan is a homosexual and you know it.
what makes you think so?

Thread
02-08-2014, 10:05 PM
what makes you think so?

Duncan is a homosexual and you know it.

elmanutres
02-08-2014, 10:05 PM
You've nary room.

Your Duncan is queer as well.
It doesn't matter, He didn't lose half his stuff.

Thread
02-08-2014, 10:06 PM
It doesn't matter, He didn't lose half his stuff.

Nonetheless, Duncan is divorced and Kobe is not.

ha, ha.

LkrFan
02-08-2014, 10:07 PM
You're no better.

Tim Duncan is gay as well.
...and one and done _irk only dates booger wolves. This has been documented. :tu

HI-FI
02-08-2014, 10:11 PM
...and one and done _irk only dates booger wolves. This has been documented. :tu
:lolbooger wolves, i had to look that up.

spurraider21
02-08-2014, 10:11 PM
Duncan is a homosexual and you know it.
what quote or story led to you this impression?

LkrFan
02-08-2014, 10:11 PM
http://thesource.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Magic-Kobe.jpg

Magic: I want your Black Mamba in my ass.
Kobe: Only if we pretend i'm raping you.
Kobe: btw four condoms

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1112/nba-ex-wags/images/dirk%20(1).jpg

"All I need in this life of sin, is me and my girlfriend"
-- Dirkaveli

:lol

elmanutres
02-08-2014, 10:12 PM
Nonetheless, Duncan is divorced and Kobe is not.

ha, ha.

Kobe and Vanessa should have gone through a divorce long ago. The only reason it has not fallen through is because vanessa has him by the balls.

It will happen thread, and when it does, half his shit is going to her.

LkrFan
02-08-2014, 10:12 PM
:lolbooger wolves, i had to look that up.
:lol

Rogue
02-08-2014, 10:13 PM
...and one and done _irk only dates booger wolves. This has been documented. :tu
_irk doesn't only date them, he also broom fucks them the way he & his fellow mavs did the defending champs on the 11' campaign. :tu

Thread
02-08-2014, 10:14 PM
Kobe and Vanessa should have gone through a divorce long ago.

& you should have 5.

Tim Duncan is divorced. Kobe Bryant is not. Don't like it, lump it.

HI-FI
02-08-2014, 10:14 PM
Nonetheless, Duncan is divorced and Kobe is not.

ha, ha.
when Vanessa gets tired of Kobe coming home late, smelling like scrotum and refried cum, she's going to take a whole lot more than Amy's bean3r boyfriend.

Thread
02-08-2014, 10:14 PM
what quote or story led to you this impression?

Duncan is queer as you know it.

Thread
02-08-2014, 10:15 PM
when Vanessa gets tired of Kobe coming home late, smelling like scrotum and refried cum, she's going to take a whole lot more than Amy's bean3r boyfriend.

You've nary room. Tim Duncan is a queer & divorced.

ha, ha.

irishock
02-08-2014, 10:16 PM
& you should have 5.

Tim Duncan is divorced. Kobe Bryant is not. Don't like it, lump it.
You should go easy on the grey namer

elmanutres
02-08-2014, 10:18 PM
Tim Duncan is divorced. Kobe Bryant is not. Don't like it, lump it.

No i like it. It's gonna be a great show to watch when it unfolds. :corn:

LkrFan
02-08-2014, 10:18 PM
Kobe and Vanessa should have gone through a divorce long ago. The only reason it has not fallen through is because vanessa has him by the balls.

It will happen thread, and when it does, half his shit is going to her.
Here is how it will end for Timmy D:



1/4 goes to Amy and the cucklets
1/4 goes to the illegal gigolo
1/4 goes to his native land:http://www.globalgayz.com/gay-life-in-british-virgin-islands/
1/4 goes to him
Then he will legally change his name to Tammy World Peace! :lol


:downspin:

Thread
02-08-2014, 10:19 PM
No i like it. It's gonna be a great show to watch when it unfolds. :corn:

Until then, Duncan is divorced & Kobe is not.

LkrFan
02-08-2014, 10:21 PM
_irk doesn't only date them, he also broom fucks them the way he & his fellow mavs did the defending champs on the 11' campaign. :tu

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/7e/7e0db827bcc4e715a2ee1565e180127a49379e640869d0efd6 94761960f5bb93.jpg

:lol

LkrFan
02-08-2014, 10:23 PM
& you should have 5.

Tim Duncan is divorced. Kobe Bryant is not. Don't like it, lump it.

BAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! :rollin :lmao :rollin

:flag:

Thread
02-08-2014, 10:24 PM
^I still got it!!!

elmanutres
02-08-2014, 10:25 PM
Here is how it will end for Timmy D:



1/4 goes to Amy and the cucklets
1/4 goes to the illegal gigolo
1/4 goes to his native land:http://www.globalgayz.com/gay-life-in-british-virgin-islands/
1/4 goes to him
Then he will legally change his name to Tammy World Peace! :lol


:downspin:

1/4 of his money goes to the illegal?. I'm sure timmy's net worth is way more than $4 million.
















































also prenup so he's fine.

elmanutres
02-08-2014, 10:28 PM
BAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! :rollin :lmao :rollin

:flag:
Laker semen shield federation in full force. Don't blame ya, you guys had to work overtime ever since the tape

LkrFan
02-08-2014, 10:32 PM
Laker semen shield federation in full force. Don't blame ya, you guys had to work overtime ever since the tape
What tape?