View Full Version : Heat: "I'd win."
irishock
02-11-2014, 01:24 PM
Someone asked Wade today how LeBron would do in the dunk contest. LeBron cut in and answered for Wade: "I'd win.
:wow Alpha gene
jimbo
02-11-2014, 01:35 PM
He could jump over toddlers and win tbh.
Which is actually a good idea. He should jump over all 8 of Dwights kids
Lebron's such a little bitch about this. He acts like he would own the Dunk Contest, and yet refuses to do it every year. Needs to put his money where his mouth is, or shut the fuck up tbh.
Sean Cagney
02-11-2014, 02:18 PM
He could jump over toddlers and win tbh.
Which is actually a good idea. He should jump over all 8 of Dwights kids
:lol
Lebron's such a little bitch about this. He acts like he would own the Dunk Contest, and yet refuses to do it every year. Needs to put his money where his mouth is, or shut the fuck up tbh.
I remember one year he said I am in it next year or announced it! It was at the dunk contest too. He next year doesn't bother showing, he is scared.
kobe4life
02-11-2014, 02:40 PM
Kobe is god and god always tell us there are pathetic imitators who try to make people believe that they are the lord. Kobe has won a dunk contest and this is what Lebron is trying to prove to people that he is of the divine when we know in reality he could never win a dunk contest.
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smaka
02-11-2014, 05:51 PM
Lebron doesn't want to compete because he knows he'd lose in a dunk contest.
HarlemHeat37
02-11-2014, 07:02 PM
The only dunker that could defeat Lebron in a contest is Vince, tbh..
There's no reason for him to compete, tbh, more to lose than he has to gain..
irishock
02-11-2014, 07:09 PM
There's virtually no chance of the judges not giving LeBron 10s across the board every single time
Juggity
02-11-2014, 07:37 PM
The only dunker that could defeat Lebron in a contest is Vince, tbh..
There's no reason for him to compete, tbh, more to lose than he has to gain..
I like Lebron as a player, but I don't think that statement is true. Lebron's dunks are extremely effective as a weapon in-game, but there's nothing particularly artful about the same tomahawk that he throws down six times per game. He's not interested in the aesthetics of the dunk, he's interested in the 2 points that are virtually guaranteed when he goes up to dunk, and that's admirable. But he wouldn't win the dunk contest. He plays it safe; goes for the points, not the risk.
I saw the video of Lebron dunking off the rebound from the wall, and while it was impressive, that's not a trick you can bring to the dunk contest. There are no walls to throw it off of. If there were, it would have been done many times before.
You're right that he stands a lot to lose in a dunk contest because he wouldn't win a dunk contest in the first place. He doesn't have a showboating personality, which is what's required to sell a dunk, and he doesn't execute dunks that have a potential to fail.
The dunk contest is for D-league prairie dogs now. Blake isn't going to touch it this year either. It's going to be a group of people no one gives a shit about, and they'll have to be introduced every attempt because no one will remember them from before.
When all you remember about a player is he was in the dunk contest, he's basically shit.
The rules change every year because the entire concept of it jumped the shark in the Jordan days.
Clipper Nation
02-11-2014, 08:09 PM
Every dunk has been done to death already anyway, the same old dunks aren't going to get any more original if it's LeBron or Durant doing them instead of Jeremy Evans or Gerald Green :lol
Honestly, it's time to retire the dunk contest and find something else to do, tbh.... maybe a "best foodstamp collector" contest between KD and Harden :lol
baseline bum
02-11-2014, 08:36 PM
Every dunk has been done to death already anyway, the same old dunks aren't going to get any more original if it's LeBron or Durant doing them instead of Jeremy Evans or Gerald Green :lol
Honestly, it's time to retire the dunk contest and find something else to do, tbh.... maybe a "best foodstamp collector" contest between KD and Harden :lol
Should add flopping to the PG skills competition tbh. And reading for Gangster Disciple.
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02-11-2014, 09:44 PM
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Clipper Nation
02-11-2014, 09:47 PM
Should add flopping to the PG skills competition tbh. And reading for Gangster Disciple.
Turnover contest..... Manu would be a shoo-in :lol
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