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monosylab1k
02-12-2014, 02:18 AM
Top 5

1. HarlemHeat37 - after so many epic battles, I gotta give props to a forum legend. No matter what the odds, HarlemHeat always brings a crowd. His fans fawn over him, and his haters are always salty as hell. A big time nigga if I ever saw one.

2. thunderup a.k.a. Big Dog - a relative newcomer, but he's always brought the heat. Incites meltdowns and saltiness with the best of em. Talks crazy shit but never backs down and always stays a true ass nigga even in defeat. This man is the future of the NBA Forum.

3. monosylab1k - hate to give myself props but what can I say - the NBA Forum sucks so much cock these days it resembles Kobe at a frat party. Only a few nigga keepin it real around here, and i'm one of them.

4. Findog - never leavin the top 5 for me. Brothas for mothafuckin life my nigga.

5. Rogue - another true representative of old school trollin. Beefin with my boys but I still got love for this nigga. Rogue + Goddess = Magic.

Bottom 5

1-5. All you other bitchass, pussyass, boring ass, nondescript, unfunny, shitty as hell, shrimp-dicked little fuck niggas. Step ya goddamn game up.

Gummi Clutch
02-12-2014, 02:22 AM
"big dog" what you call him when he pummels your ass?

I'm sure porn forum knowledge and retard meth strength come in handy for this gay trio.

spurraider21
02-12-2014, 02:23 AM
this reminds me of when people on myspace would commit faggotry like 'if i put you in my top 5 will you put me in your top 5?"

inb4 thunderup makes a list with mono and HH in his top 5

Gummi Clutch
02-12-2014, 02:24 AM
this reminds me of when people on myspace would commit faggotry like 'if i put you in my top 5 will you put me in your top 5?"

inb4 thunderup makes a list with mono and HH in his top 5
anal licking and all sorts has already begun.
http://i49.tinypic.com/1zvap9l.jpg

monosylab1k
02-12-2014, 02:25 AM
:lmao cry some more about it, faggots

HI-FI
02-12-2014, 02:25 AM
http://zeqps2k4t563atbs730zvzq12aw.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/the-most-signature-tom-brady-gifs-the-high-five-fails-are-just-priceless-1.gif

Gummi Clutch
02-12-2014, 02:26 AM
crying is what happens when someone with meth retard strength pounds your ass :lol

You welcoming it is what is surprising :lol

Robz4000
02-12-2014, 02:30 AM
Tbh any of these lists without jeebus and HI-FI are pretty lame. Those two are the only ones bringing the goods regularly imo. DD too I guess.

MeloHype
02-12-2014, 02:31 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-KEcMWDjEE

thunderup
02-12-2014, 02:35 AM
Tbh any of these lists without jeebus (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=22786) and HI-FI (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=34236) are pretty lame. Those two are the only ones bringing the goods regularly imo. DD too I guess. jeebus is a shitty poster who carries an even shittier troll.
HI-FI brings the goods every now and then. He's still the same whiny poster but the potential is there.
DeadlyDynasty is GOAT quality. He posts something and it stirs the ocean. A true legend, in my opinion.

monosylab1k
02-12-2014, 02:36 AM
:lmao boring, vanilla ass posters crying about this.

The days of you guys clogging the NBA Forum with unreadable, boring, tired, basic bullshit is over. The days when the most notable thing in a typical NBA Forum thread is djohn's sig are over. Don't wanna get called out as a boring poster? Step ya fuckin game up, niggas.

thunderup
02-12-2014, 02:36 AM
Btw to my nigga mono, thanks on the ranking. You're work was also recognized in my thread. I see a bright future for us three.

Rogue
02-12-2014, 02:37 AM
2. thunderup a.k.a. Big Dog - a relative newcomer, but he's always brought the heat. Incites meltdowns and saltiness with the best of em. Talks crazy shit but never backs down and always stays a true ass nigga even in defeat. This man is the future of the NBA Forum.

Irony, isn't it? It's often even harder to find his methhead after a Thunder's loss than it is to find TlongII after the guest team loses a game imho. Thundersnitch always tries to sound tough, but only to let his legs betray him time and time again.

irishock
02-12-2014, 02:37 AM
Thread gets jobbed again :wow

Gummi Clutch
02-12-2014, 02:38 AM
nigga calling out bitches as being boring while setting an example by guzzling as much cum as he can :lmao

faggot made at its finest.

Gummi Out from this AIDS thread

monosylab1k
02-12-2014, 02:38 AM
Btw to my nigga mono, thanks on the ranking. You're work was also recognized in my thread. I see a bright future for us three.

We need to take this forum over and restore it to it's former level of entertaining trolling and intelligent basketball takes. Just need to smoke out all the shitty Lakerfans and GNSF's tbh.

thunderup
02-12-2014, 02:39 AM
Thread (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320) gets jobbed again :wow
Admittedly, he's top five in my book. I forgot him in my evaluation. Big mistake, I know.

spurraider21
02-12-2014, 02:39 AM
We need to take this forum over and restore it to it's former level of entertaining trolling and intelligent basketball takes. Just need to smoke out all the shitty Lakerfans and GNSF's tbh.
the only person on your list that meets that req is harlem

Rogue
02-12-2014, 02:40 AM
"big dog" what you call him when he pummels your ass?

I'm sure porn forum knowledge and retard meth strength come in handy for this gay trio.
or when he wags his tail begging for bones from the picklebreath?

thunderup
02-12-2014, 02:41 AM
We need to take this forum over and restore it to it's former level of entertaining trolling and intelligent basketball takes. Just need to smoke out all the shitty Lakerfans and GNSF's tbh.
I agree. We're currently in the step where shitty posters are weeded out. It's already begun. :lol

irishock
02-12-2014, 02:41 AM
"big dog" what you call him when he pummels your ass?

I'm sure porn forum knowledge and retard meth strength come in handy for this gay trio.


anal licking and all sorts has already begun.
http://i49.tinypic.com/1zvap9l.jpg


crying is what happens when someone with meth retard strength pounds your ass :lol

You welcoming it is what is surprising :lol


nigga calling out bitches as being boring while setting an example by guzzling as much cum as he can :lmao

faggot made at its finest.

Gummi Out from this AIDS thread

:wow, Avante earlier today and now you?

sook
02-12-2014, 02:41 AM
Pretty lame Mono, tbqh.

Liked your old takes and trolls better. This is queerish territory you are inching into.

spurraider21
02-12-2014, 02:45 AM
^watch out. you are going to get the "salty" treatment, with emoticons to spare

monosylab1k
02-12-2014, 02:46 AM
tbh it's easy to hate Big Dog because of his team affiliation. I hate OKC as much as anyone else tbh. But there was a time when quality Spurs fans here recognized world class trolling and takes when they saw it, which is why they accepted posters like myself, DoK, m>s, stretch and others despite our rival fan affiliation. And now, as much as I hate OKC, i recognize the dominance of thunderup the poster and gotta give props where its due. Anyone else is just a whiny, salty little bitch tbh..

Rogue
02-12-2014, 02:46 AM
I agree. We're currently in the step where shitty posters are weeded out. It's already begun. :lol
and the forum is only getting worse with even shittier posters "methed" in, tbh...

AchillesHeel
02-12-2014, 02:48 AM
Snubbing my niggas Kool & Cully, OP is a faggot.

Gummi Clutch
02-12-2014, 02:49 AM
:wow, Avante (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=33483) earlier today and now you?
Don't ever compare me to that weirdo.

Rogue
02-12-2014, 02:51 AM
tbh it's easy to hate Big Dog because of his team affiliation. I hate OKC as much as anyone else tbh. But there was a time when quality Spurs fans here recognized world class trolling and takes when they saw it, which is why they accepted posters like myself, DoK, m>s, stretch and others despite our rival fan affiliation. And now, as much as I hate OKC, i recognize the dominance of thunderup the poster and gotta give props where its due. Anyone else is just a whiny, salty little bitch tbh..

Your pickle mouth lied again, tbh. You are a closet Thunder fan and you still have a brigade of Thunder troll accounts imho (like Durant_82). Thunder might be your 2nd most favorite team or 3rd, no way are they one of the franchises you hate tbh.

HarlemHeat37
02-12-2014, 02:59 AM
Top 5

1. HarlemHeat37 - after so many epic battles, I gotta give props to a forum legend. No matter what the odds, HarlemHeat always brings a crowd. His fans fawn over him, and his haters are always salty as hell. A big time nigga if I ever saw one.

2. thunderup a.k.a. Big Dog - a relative newcomer, but he's always brought the heat. Incites meltdowns and saltiness with the best of em. Talks crazy shit but never backs down and always stays a true ass nigga even in defeat. This man is the future of the NBA Forum.

3. monosylab1k - hate to give myself props but what can I say - the NBA Forum sucks so much cock these days it resembles Kobe at a frat party. Only a few nigga keepin it real around here, and i'm one of them.

4. Findog - never leavin the top 5 for me. Brothas for mothafuckin life my nigga.

5. Rogue - another true representative of old school trollin. Beefin with my boys but I still got love for this nigga. Rogue + Goddess = Magic.

Bottom 5

1-5. All you other bitchass, pussyass, boring ass, nondescript, unfunny, shitty as hell, shrimp-dicked little fuck niggas. Step ya goddamn game up.

Thanks, man, it's an honor, tbh..

Surprised spurraider has posted in a thread of yours several times without you even mentioning the Patriots:lol..

Robz4000
02-12-2014, 03:01 AM
God damn Rogue has been going in lately tbh. This forum needs more BUMP and Ghazi as well tbh. Too bad m>s is dead, may he rest in peace.

HI-FI
02-12-2014, 03:10 AM
Tbh any of these lists without jeebus (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=22786) and HI-FI (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=34236) are pretty lame. Those two are the only ones bringing the goods regularly imo. DD too I guess.
thanks scrah, though tbh, like Bono says, some days are better than others.

Reck
02-12-2014, 03:16 AM
thanks scrah, though tbh, like Bono says, some days are better than others.

You're solid all the time bro. :tu

You dont let the trend of the moment overwrite your common sense.

monosylab1k
02-12-2014, 03:22 AM
lol boring posters coming out to support each other when their collective blandness is called out.

jeebus is legit tho imho.

Trainwreck2100
02-12-2014, 04:33 AM
We need to take this forum over and restore it to it's former level of entertaining trolling and intelligent basketball takes. Just need to smoke out all the shitty Lakerfans and GNSF's tbh.

until h\the latter happens the former is mutually exclusive

Calispursfan11
02-12-2014, 05:12 AM
No knock on Thunderup as I've never had a problem with him but at the same time, WTF is up with apparently credible posters slobbing his knob. Seems more related to Acne Boy's success this year than anything else. Or did I miss something.

TDMVPDPOY
02-12-2014, 05:20 AM
lol boring posters coming out to support each other when their collective blandness is called out.

jeebus is legit tho imho.

its better then the utter shit thats upstairs though

asslickers upstairs cant even take a joke, but has no problem coming down to the nba section with a cheapshot posts and crawling back upstairs after getting bend over and shown 6 inches

TDMVPDPOY
02-12-2014, 05:22 AM
No knock on Thunderup as I've never had a problem with him but at the same time, WTF is up with apparently credible posters slobbing his knob. Seems more related to Acne Boy's success this year than anything else. Or did I miss something.

his meth face....trying to turn heel

Jeff Van Gundy
02-12-2014, 06:10 AM
I don't give a shit about any list, but this seems like a circle jerk more than anything :lol

scanry
02-12-2014, 06:43 AM
Thunderup, Clipper Nation & DMC have been very active and regulating tbh. Even though Mono has migrated to the NFL forum, he brings the goods from time to time. Harlem is slowly but surely back in the mix.

That's my top 5 right there.

jeebus
02-12-2014, 07:33 AM
jeebus (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=22786) is a shitty poster who carries an even shittier troll.
HI-FI (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=34236) brings the goods every now and then. He's still the same whiny poster but the potential is there.
DeadlyDynasty (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=15365) is GOAT quality. He posts something and it stirs the ocean. A true legend, in my opinion.
you're wandering into fkla territory. don't piss away your new found fame so fast tbh.

TDMVPDPOY
02-12-2014, 08:29 AM
you're wandering into fkla territory. don't piss away your new found fame so fast tbh.

the faggot and the other wankers in his teams division needs to turn up after a game loss

DMC
02-12-2014, 08:52 AM
No knock on Thunderup as I've never had a problem with him but at the same time, WTF is up with apparently credible posters slobbing his knob. Seems more related to Acne Boy's success this year than anything else. Or did I miss something.

You missed something, but let's talk about Valentine's Day and my expectations.

Rogue
02-12-2014, 09:50 AM
God damn Rogue (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=14710) has been going in lately tbh. This forum needs more BUMP (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6341) and Ghazi (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=12291) as well tbh. Too bad m>s is dead, may he rest in peace.
our nigga m>s has been posting as kobe4life imho. He's still a "white nationalist" in heart but when he's temporarily free of that shit (like when Rogue gives himself a short break from the Goddess obsession), he's still an awesome troll and one of the greatest legends of this website.

Rogue
02-12-2014, 09:54 AM
You missed something, but let's talk about Valentine's Day and my expectations.
Valentine's day is just like everyday to me and my nigga Jacob though, tbh.

Leetonidas
02-12-2014, 09:58 AM
Kool not being around fixes like half the NBA forums problems. Dude was like Shaq with the Celtics out there. Used to be dominant but now can barely get up the court without tripping over his own ass and injuring himself. The Kobe gay sex tape thread has put a muzzle on Lakerfan and their ghey talk for awhile :lol

benefactor
02-12-2014, 10:03 AM
I miss prime Findog tbh. Dude just wasn't the same after the drama with his fiancee'.

I really do miss the old days. The NBA Forum isn't much more than a wasteland compared to 5-6 years ago when I first got here. There have been glimpses of resurrection but I still think the CS Forum and NFL Forum are the final frontiers of ST. Avante has been a bit of a disruption in the NFL Forum but hopefully when the boss lady starts posting more again we can get him neutered like we did when he was RaZon.

Thread
02-12-2014, 10:21 AM
Kool not being around fixes like half the NBA forums problems. Dude was like Shaq with the Celtics out there. Used to be dominant but now can barely get up the court without tripping over his own ass and injuring himself. The Kobe gay sex tape thread has put a muzzle on Lakerfan and their ghey talk for awhile :lol

You've nary room. Your Time Duncan is gay as well.

Clipper Nation
02-12-2014, 10:22 AM
You've nary room. Your Time Duncan is gay as well.
Time Duncan might be gay, but, not Tim....

Thread
02-12-2014, 10:23 AM
I miss prime Findog tbh. Dude just wasn't the same after the drama with his fiancee'.

He's a fuck. Here I was genuinely sad for his plight with that girl and the first chance he got he joined the EC and got me thrown out of here. That motherfucker. Fuck him.

Thread
02-12-2014, 10:24 AM
Time Duncan might be gay, but, not Tim....

Only pussies & assholes lodge the spelling indictment.

Clipper Nation
02-12-2014, 10:25 AM
Only pussies & assholes lodge the spelling indictment.
That's Tape talkin'.

Thread
02-12-2014, 10:26 AM
That's Tape talkin'.

You've nary room.

Your Tim Duncan is queer as well.

DAF86
02-12-2014, 10:36 AM
So this is monosylab1k's new lame ass schtick to draw his much needed internet attention that lasts 3 or 4 days 'till he gets bored?

I still remember the lefty crew. :lol

Rogue
02-12-2014, 10:38 AM
prime Fin was also one of my favorite posters tbh I even created a troll in honor of him (Fincat :lol) but too bad the troll got banned before reaching 300th post :depressed

Dex
02-12-2014, 10:40 AM
:lmao thunderup is top 5 material now?

http://i.imgur.com/e3iWiCt.gif

Get the fuck outta here.

irishock
02-12-2014, 10:42 AM
No knock on Thunderup as I've never had a problem with him but at the same time, WTF is up with apparently credible posters slobbing his knob. Seems more related to Acne Boy's success this year than anything else. Or did I miss something.

BD has been shitting on the forum ever since he lost the sig bet to Mono... and he causes saltiness like the best of em

Rogue
02-12-2014, 10:50 AM
Only pussies and assholes make room for Tammy to lodge his dick in...

Bill_Brasky
02-12-2014, 11:47 AM
BD has been shitting on the forum ever since he lost the sig bet to Mono... and he causes saltiness like the best of em

Stfu with the fuckin salt. Find a new thing to parrot, Culburn Jr.

resistanze
02-12-2014, 11:50 AM
:lol @ the ability of these threads to still reel em in

scanry
02-12-2014, 12:24 PM
He's a fuck. Here I was genuinely sad for his plight with that girl and the first chance he got he joined the EC and got me thrown out of here. That motherfucker. Fuck him.

Don't blame him alone. The whole EC was hunting for that old head of yours. You took the high road by pulling that trigger though.

Thread
02-12-2014, 12:30 PM
Don't blame him alone. The whole EC was hunting for that old head of yours. You took the high road by pulling that trigger though.

I know, but, his inclusion hit me hard, because I actually grieved for that man over his break up. & before that he'd never said a peep about not liking me. He'd been laying in the gd weeds ever since I arrived...then sprung the trap when he was presented a way to boot me. At least the rest of EC I knew were not in my corner. Though I'd be keen to see that list again. I don't want to cast aspersions without a refresh, but, I kinda am getting some flashback on some names and it's making me a little angry.

Bill_Brasky
02-12-2014, 12:35 PM
So does that mean I have a chance at forgiveness Cul? I was never on the EC.

Thread
02-12-2014, 12:36 PM
So does that mean I have a chance at forgiveness Cul? I was never on the EC.

I forgave you already, Brasky. You're a good hearted soul.

Bill_Brasky
02-12-2014, 12:41 PM
I forgave you already, Brasky. You're a good hearted soul.

http://replygif.net/i/1119.gif

Jeff Van Gundy
02-12-2014, 01:21 PM
Salty might be the gayest thing to say online. It sounds like it was invented by some teen girls. I can't believe some grown ass men are saying this lame burn (if you want to call it that)

DMC
02-12-2014, 02:22 PM
Valentine's day is just like everyday to me and my nigga Jacob though, tbh.

Youns must have a good relationship if that's the case. I can imagine that a celibate scholar such as yourself would be oddly attracted to an underachiever if for nothing more than to "each one teach one" him back into the workforce. Likely though you don't have to worry about him getting contaminated by strange female vaginal trappings.

irishock
02-12-2014, 02:56 PM
:wow Brasky I'm surprised you're not on Thread's dick this time around

spurraider21
02-12-2014, 03:18 PM
^interesting comment coming from you

irishock
02-12-2014, 03:19 PM
You should go back to posting in Patriot threads, 58 times each.

spurraider21
02-12-2014, 03:24 PM
another dickriding/bandwagon comment. i bet you cant wait till mono or HH quotes that post and replies with ":lmao, tbh"

irishock
02-12-2014, 03:26 PM
You should quote that post yourself a million times, like you always do, tbh...

spurraider21
02-12-2014, 03:55 PM
You should quote that post yourself a million times, like you always do, tbh...
I'm a firm believer in eating crow when it's served. When others refuse to, I don't mind throwing the crow back at their face

Jeff Van Gundy
02-12-2014, 03:58 PM
This irisshock and spurraider confrontation could be one of the shittiest rivalries on spurstalk. Lets hope it picks up soon or else im leaving everytime these girls fight.

DMC
02-12-2014, 03:59 PM
Spurraider is philopolemic by nature. He won't stop "nuh uh"ing you until you just leave.

irishock
02-12-2014, 04:00 PM
This irisshock and spurraider confrontation could be one of the shittiest rivalries on spurstalk. Lets hope it picks up soon or else im leaving everytime these girls fight.

He's the one following me around, i don't hold an agenda so it's not a rivalry, tbh...

HarlemHeat37
02-12-2014, 04:00 PM
You should quote that post yourself a million times, like you always do, tbh...

:lmao..

Clipper Nation
02-12-2014, 04:01 PM
Spurraider is philopolemic by nature.
DMC with the vocab goods :lol

spurraider21
02-12-2014, 04:10 PM
HH fulfilling my prophecy :hat

Also, if two posters are going back and forth, how can one say "I'm not following him around, he's following me". Not sure how that works

spurraider21
02-12-2014, 04:26 PM
Spurraider is philopolemic by nature.
I won't even dispute that :lol

Arcadian
02-12-2014, 04:31 PM
this reminds me of when people on myspace would commit faggotry like 'if i put you in my top 5 will you put me in your top 5?"

:lol myspace

And to think that it was the premier social network pre-2007.

Reck
02-12-2014, 06:19 PM
prime Fin was also one of my favorite posters tbh I even created a troll in honor of him (Fincat :lol) but too bad the troll got banned before reaching 300th post :depressed

That I believe.

You even made an AIM account to his name.

jeebus
02-12-2014, 06:26 PM
I like findog purely for the fact that he made 'seppe squeem like little miss muffet.

monosylab1k
02-12-2014, 06:51 PM
You should go back to posting in Patriot threads, 58 times each.

:lmao, tbh..

spurraider21
02-12-2014, 06:53 PM
i bet you cant wait till mono or HH quotes that post and replies with ":lmao, tbh"


:lmao..


:lmao, tbh..
More predictable than Pavlov's dogs. I should give you two a treat

DMC
02-12-2014, 06:53 PM
HH fulfilling my prophecy :hat

Also, if two posters are going back and forth, how can one say "I'm not following him around, he's following me". Not sure how that works

When it's you and you only who keeps doing that with any given poster, it's you. That's how it works.

spurraider21
02-12-2014, 06:57 PM
When it's you and you only who keeps doing that with any given poster, it's you. That's how it works.
It's not "me and only me" if he's responding to me just as frequently as I, him

DMC
02-12-2014, 07:00 PM
It's not "me and only me" if he's responding to me just as frequently as I, him

That's not what I mean....

You and dude 1

You and dude 2

You and dude 3

You are the common factor

Let's not start it here mmmkay?

spurraider21
02-12-2014, 07:03 PM
So basically it boils down to this. If I respond to a post aimed at me, I'm following said poster around/obsessed with said poster. Got it

DMC
02-12-2014, 07:26 PM
^case in point, you have to have the last word

Rogue
02-12-2014, 07:30 PM
Youns must have a good relationship if that's the case. I can imagine that a celibate scholar such as yourself would be oddly attracted to an underachiever if for nothing more than to "each one teach one" him back into the workforce. Likely though you don't have to worry about him getting contaminated by strange female vaginal trappings.
Thanks bro, though I'm not a scholar like you, by any means, nor is my name Tim Duncan... Jacob and I are the only two "old virgins" on spurstalk (as far as I know) who openly and generously admitted so. I just found an affinity with him, and the current situation he's stuck in is very similar to the one I used to struggle with a couple of years ago, other that which I've also found many similarities between us like that we're both Mavs fans, and we have common affection for Goddess. I just have sympathy, oh no... pride in him, tbh.

Bill_Brasky
02-12-2014, 07:52 PM
:wow Brasky I'm surprised you're not on Thread's dick this time around

Damn dude chill. Its just a little internet.