Is 6-2 275....

[Chucho]

Pay attention ya dumb fuck, ok?

'lm holding the 2004 Track & Field News year end list in my hands, got it?

Now let's turn to what was ran in the 200m in that season.

Guess what ya dummy.

1.Shawn Crawford Nike 19.79
2.Usain Bolt Jamaica 19.93
3.Justin Gatlin Nike 20.01

Ok stupid now tell me where is that 19 98 (stupid only two numbers, ok?) at? Well?

And, anyone trying to sell....as a middle school kid I ran a 20.00...is a liar, got it?

And, there is nobody anywhere who can hang with me with it comes to sprinting/football, just accept that fact...ok?

Here ya go stupid.




1
Shawn Crawford (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(1324,'M','MA2'))
USA
19.79
Athens
Aug 26, 2004


2
Konstadínos Kedéris (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(3252,'M','MA2'))
GRE
19.85
München
Aug 9, 2002


3
Justin Gatlin (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(7572,'M','MA2'))
USA
19.86
Starkville, MS
May 12, 2002


4
Joshua J. Johnson (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(3073,'M','MA2'))
USA
19.88
Brussels
Aug 24, 2001


5
Usain Bolt (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(796,'M','MA2'))
JAM
19.93
Hamilton, BER
Apr 11, 2004


6
Frank Fredericks (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(2033,'M','MA2'))
NAM
19.99
Rome
Jul 12, 2002


7
Bernard Williams (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(7231,'M','MA2'))
USA
20.01
Brussels
Aug 24, 2001


8
Shingo Suetsugu (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(2661,'M','MA2'))
JPN
20.03
Yokohama
Jun 7, 2003


8
Darvis Patton (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(7549,'M','MA2'))
USA
20.03
Paris
Aug 28, 2003


10
Coby Miller (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(4502,'M','MA2'))
USA
20.04
Lausanne
Jul 1, 2003



That is the list of the fastest 200m ran in the world from 2001-2004.

So you are lying.

Your info is fucking wrong, dummy.

[Chucho]

They dont track HS track in your Googled info.

[140]

Pay attention ya dumb fuck, ok?

'lm holding the 2004 Track & Field News year end list in my hands, got it?

Now let's turn to what was ran in the 200m in that season.

Guess what ya dummy.

1.Shawn Crawford Nike 19.79
2.Usain Bolt Jamaica 19.93
3.Justin Gatlin Nike 20.01

Ok stupid now tell me where is that 19 98 (stupid only two numbers, ok?) at? Well?

And, anyone trying to sell....as a middle school kid I ran a 20.00...is a liar, got it?

And, there is nobody anywhere who can hang with me with it comes to sprinting/football, just accept that fact...ok?

Here ya go stupid.




1
Shawn Crawford (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(1324,'M','MA2'))
USA
19.79
Athens
Aug 26, 2004


2
Konstadínos Kedéris (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(3252,'M','MA2'))
GRE
19.85
München
Aug 9, 2002


3
Justin Gatlin (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(7572,'M','MA2'))
USA
19.86
Starkville, MS
May 12, 2002


4
Joshua J. Johnson (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(3073,'M','MA2'))
USA
19.88
Brussels
Aug 24, 2001


5
Usain Bolt (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(796,'M','MA2'))
JAM
19.93
Hamilton, BER
Apr 11, 2004


6
Frank Fredericks (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(2033,'M','MA2'))
NAM
19.99
Rome
Jul 12, 2002


7
Bernard Williams (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(7231,'M','MA2'))
USA
20.01
Brussels
Aug 24, 2001


8
Shingo Suetsugu (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(2661,'M','MA2'))
JPN
20.03
Yokohama
Jun 7, 2003


8
Darvis Patton (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(7549,'M','MA2'))
USA
20.03
Paris
Aug 28, 2003


10
Coby Miller (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(4502,'M','MA2'))
USA
20.04
Lausanne
Jul 1, 2003



That is the list of the fastest 200m ran in the world from 2001-2004.

So you are lying.
No

[Avante]

Your info is fucking wrong, dummy.

No it's not, so why the lie?

Give me a name, oh yeah, YA CAN'T!

I showed you two different sources, and he's not there, why? Yep, you lied.

Here's a third source. So where is that kid?


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_high_school_national_records_in_trac k_and_field

Scroll down.

[140]

No it's not, so why the lie?

Give me a name, oh yeah, YA CAN'T!

I showed you two different sources, and he's not there, why? Yep, you lied.

Here's a third source. So where is that kid?


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_high_school_national_records_in_trac k_and_field

Scroll down.
No

[Chucho]

No it's not, so why the lie?

Give me a name, oh yeah, YA CAN'T!

I showed you two different sources, and he's not there, why? Yep, you lied.

Here's a third source. So where is that kid?


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_high_school_national_records_in_trac k_and_field

Scroll down.


You're info is fucking wrong, Dummy.

You can't even Google shit right. Just cut it out, ok?

[Avante]

My info is not wrong stupid.

When does your dumbass figure out that I follow track? Dude, I can talk 1800's, ok? There is no sprinter running sub 21.00 I'm not aware of.

You STILL can't give me a name because it never happened , yep just like SFS and his OBVIOUS bullshit.

Give me a name or yo are a liar.

Here ya go stupid, the firsrt sub 21.00





Top 10 Athletes (1925-1928)
25 Best Performances (1925-1928) (javascript:openWindow10('25BestPerfCycle.asp?Ysta rt=1925&Yend=1928&EventCode=MA2&Gender=M'))




* - Converted from 220y (-0.1) str - straight track (200m straight + 0.5)


1
Roland Locke (javascript:CheckID(3988,'M','MA2'))
USA
20.4
*H
Lincoln
May 1, 1926


2
Helmut Körnig (javascript:CheckID(3537,'M','MA2'))
GER
21.0

Bochum
Aug 26, 1928


3
Jakob Schüller (javascript:CheckID(5941,'M','MA2'))
GER
21.1

Bochum
Aug 26, 1928


3
Hubert Houben (javascript:CheckID(2822,'M','MA2'))
GER
21.1

Bochum
Aug 26, 1928


5
Jackson Scholz (javascript:CheckID(5922,'M','MA2'))
USA
21.2
*
Dunedin
Feb 20, 1926


5
Edward Haynes (javascript:CheckID(2593,'M','MA2'))
USA
21.2
*Astr

May 21, 1927


7
Frederick Alderman (javascript:CheckID(93,'M','MA2'))
USA
21.3
*str
Detroit
May 1, 1926


7
Charles Borah (javascript:CheckID(683,'M','MA2'))
USA
21.3
*str
Los Angeles
May 15, 1926


7
Wilfred Legg (javascript:CheckID(3828,'M','MA2'))
RSA
21.3
*A
Bloemfontein
May 18, 1928


7
Claude Bracey (javascript:CheckID(736,'M','MA2'))
USA
21.3
*str
Chicago
Jun 9, 1928


7
Frank Wykoff (javascript:CheckID(7351,'M','MA2'))
USA
21.3
str
Los Angeles
Jun 16, 1928

[140]

My info is not wrong stupid.

When does your dumbass figure out that I follow track? Dude, I can talk 1800's, ok? There is no sprinter running sub 21.00 I'm not aware of.

You STILL can't give me a name because it never happened , yep just like SFS and his OBVIOUS bullshit.

Give me a name or yo are a liar.

Here ya go stupid, the firsrt sub 21.00




* - Converted from 220y (-0.1) str - straight track (200m straight + 0.5)


1
Roland Locke (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(3988,'M','MA2'))
USA
20.4
*H
Lincoln
May 1, 1926


2
Helmut Körnig (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(3537,'M','MA2'))
GER
21.0

Bochum
Aug 26, 1928


3
Jakob Schüller (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(5941,'M','MA2'))
GER
21.1

Bochum
Aug 26, 1928


3
Hubert Houben (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(2822,'M','MA2'))
GER
21.1

Bochum
Aug 26, 1928


5
Jackson Scholz (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(5922,'M','MA2'))
USA
21.2
*
Dunedin
Feb 20, 1926


5
Edward Haynes (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(2593,'M','MA2'))
USA
21.2
*Astr

May 21, 1927


7
Frederick Alderman (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(93,'M','MA2'))
USA
21.3
*str
Detroit
May 1, 1926


7
Charles Borah (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(683,'M','MA2'))
USA
21.3
*str
Los Angeles
May 15, 1926


7
Wilfred Legg (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(3828,'M','MA2'))
RSA
21.3
*A
Bloemfontein
May 18, 1928


7
Claude Bracey (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(736,'M','MA2'))
USA
21.3
*str
Chicago
Jun 9, 1928


7
Frank Wykoff (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(7351,'M','MA2'))
USA
21.3
str
Los Angeles
Jun 16, 1928



No

[Avante]

I'll go slow...

Until this season the HS record at 200m and the Texas State 200m record was 20.13 by Rosevelt Dallas HSer Roy Martin.

Ok ya little shits get that? No no kid was running 19.9,no no middle school kid running a 20.0, ok people?

A HS kid from Virginia named Noah Lyles broke the national record with his 20.09 at our Olympic trials. But the Texas Stare Record is still 20.13.

I get the fact a lot of you don't get any of this., but I do....ok?

[Clipper Nation]

I'll go slow...

Until this season the HS record at 200m and the Texas State 200m record was 20.13 by Rosevelt Dallas HSer Roy Martin.

Ok ya little shits get that? No no kid was running 19.9,no no middle school kid running a 20.0, ok people?

A HS kid from Virginia named Noah Lyles broke the national record with his 20.09 at our Olympic trials. But the Texas Stare Record is still 20.13.

I get the fact a lot of you don't get any of this., but I do....ok?
:lolld Fagg:lolt

[Avante]

:lolld Fagg:lolt

Like I've said, nobody show be this miserable 100% of the time.

My God guy, you take being a prick to a whole other level. Have you ever smiled?

[DJR210]

:lol bumping threads from 2014 because you cant make threads

[Avante]

:lol bumping threads from 2014 because you cant make threads

Hey stupid, go to post #149 and then look at post #150, you'll see that it wasn't me bumping these old threads up, so as usual...WRONG~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Avante]

Tonight we saw a rare breed of cat, a speedy, quick and elusive WHITE running back. Stanfords Christian McCaffery put on a show. That 96 yard punt return (called back-penalty) was amazing. Then that first td run, wow~~~

The only other WHITE RB's with his combo of speed/quicks/elusiveness.

Hugh "The King" McElhenny Washington/Niners
"Jaquar" Jon Arnett USC/Rams
Keith Lincoln WSU/Chargers....FB who scored on a KO/punt return
Red "The Galloping Ghost" Grange Illinois/Bears
Glenn "Mr.Outside" Davis Army/Lions...fastest white RB ever.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9jEL3GFCR4

Fast forward 1:30




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoNIK0gZ1dY

Mr.Outside and Mr. Inside, both winning the Heisman.

[Avante]

I weighed myself a few minutes ago...263...huh????

I live in central Cali, yep, Mexico North. And while we have a big Mexican problem here, they are just dumb, let's be honest, white people won't be picking fruit. So who will if we don't have the Mexicans?

I worked in the fields two summers back in HS, bought my first car from a Mexican peach picker, cat had spray painted the dash orange, haha~~ But for 300 bucks, hey. There ain't no way I could that kind of work for a living, no way in hell. It's degrading for one thing. Who gets up at 4/5 am? Who wants to climb around in trees like some monkey? Yep, once fell off my ladder, fell right into the bend we were working on, had to dump the whole thing.

Then there's all that suck ass Mexican music, do they dig horns or what?

This is the song that takes me back there, we heard (me and a buddy)this everyday, as the Mexicans gave us dirty looks.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubvYQxTXO3U

[Fabbs]

He wanted to work the fields so he could buy a cheap car.
But the field manager noticed his belly from afar.

Bacon, sausage and pork chops too.
275 pounds of rubberized goo.

[Avante]

He wanted to work the fields so he could buy a cheap car.
But the field manager noticed his belly from afar.

Bacon, sausage and pork chops too.
275 pounds of rubberized goo.

Stupid, a field manager??? hahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

poor little Fabbs
he tries so hard
too bad
he's just a tub of lard

ain't seen his dick
since 93
has to use hydraulics
just to pee

and he's dumb
stupid would work
a fat slob
and a bonafide jerk

he thinks he's a poet
but it's plain to see
he ain't no
Avante

[Avante]

"Avante"

what can ya say
the guy has it all
and he likes it that way

women adore him
men step aside
that's Avante
the coolest man alive

he has that walk
smooth and slow
then add those big blue eyes
man what a show

so good looking
it don't seem fair
magic dimples
long black hair

that's our Avante
a man among boys
grown men fears
and grown women joys

[Fabbs]

He's not at all smart, nor witty, nor sly.
Avante resembles the Comic Book Guy.

Right by his computer, and never too far,
are large bags of M&Ms in a gallon glass jar.

While boasting of strength, endurance and size,
He sits at the keyboard, non stop pizza pies.

His dusty old almanac attached to his side,
he's blathering stats in attempts to imbibe.

Of the many profiles on our SpursTalk Nation,
His is one of the largest for pure fabrication.

[Avante]

He's not at all smart, nor witty, nor sly.
Avante resembles the Comic Book Guy.

Right by his computer, and never too far,
are large bags of M&Ms in a gallon glass jar.

While boasting of strength, endurance and size,
He sits at the keyboard, non stop pizza pies.

His dusty old almanac attached to his side,
he's blathering stats in attempts to imbibe.

Of the many profiles on our SpursTalk Nation,
His is one of the largest for pure fabrication.


A follower by heart
as we all can see
gets his nut
humping on the leg
of Avante

Not smart at all
dumb would work
as would stupid
idiot and a jerk

He wishs he was like Avante
big and bad and knew it all
but as we all know
he's stupid, tiny, dumb and small

Poor little guy
its sad to see
another little midget
wishing he could be like
Avante

[Avante]

If ya watch NCAA football you have seen Stanford's Christian McCaffrey. And ya have heard about his grandpa Dave Sime the 1960 Olympic 100m silver medalist.

Dave Sime (Duke) in right there with Bobby Morrow Abilene Christian, USC's Mel Patton and Cals Hal Davis as the fastest white sprinters in USA history.

Here he is beating Bobby Morrow who won the 56 Olympic 100m, (Sime was iinjured and couldn't compete)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsQfuFqGLa4

Three times he ran a WR 9.3 yards and a 10.1 WR for meters.

So if McCaffrey did win the Heisman he would be the only Heisman winning RB who had a grandpa faster than he was.

I'd guess a 10.45ish for McCaffrey at 100m, good football speed but not great track speed. That's about what Reggie Bush ran.

Speaking of fast white guys and Reggie Bush.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuj-R9DFMmY

Bruno ended up at UCLA, then just...poof`~~~

[Avante]

New to you.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIsOrxe75Ok




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P96teirZ3L4



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnfiEOUo33E

[Avante]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEf9wIePpcM



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftRMqJaAFyI



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT_7_06gadA

[benefactor]

We will see if Avante will welch on his agreement in a few weeks.


I get this impression it's....yikes he actually accepted the deal, now what?
:lol

[Avante]

:lol

Dude, I have never ran track, played football and those weights ya see in my pictures were just props. I',m actually 5-4 122 pounds of skinny, ok? All lies, 100% lies, I'm a little weakling trying to act big...ok?

Ok?

My arms look like rubber bands, ya can count my ribs, alright? Judy calls me Slim, ok? All my lists and stuff...GOOGLE. And I'm only 27, just thought being old and wise would be cool.

Never was in the navy, I thought that would make me look worldly.

[benefactor]

:lol still ducking me 2 1/2 years later

[Avante]

:lol still ducking me 2 1/2 years later

Dude, ya can't read? I couldn't bench 120 pounds. All lies, 100% lies. No navy, no track, no football, no nothing. Just a little guy on a computer being this guy he wishs he could be.

I borrowed all those books and CD's and pictures of sprinters and bluesmem, trying to pass them off as mine. That bench was fake.

I GOOGLE alot and do read being a book worm geek. I get all my stuff there.

We did live in Lancaster but as ya know the winds there are something else, being a little dhit I kept getting blown over so we had move here. I'm safe here. We did think about the coast but I'd only get sand kicked in my face by big beefy guys.

[Avante]

I have this theory....

Once NF player start doing a lot of commercials and tv shows and stuff other than football things start to change in their game.

RGIII was selling everything, then what happened.

There was Kepernick hawking this n; that now look at him.

Aaron Rodgers is selling that and this, he isn;'t what he was.

Victor Cruz?

Odell Beckham?

Now I'm wondering about how all those off the field things will effect Russell Wilson?

Hmmmmm?

[clambake]

:lol still ducking me 2 1/2 years later

[Fabbs]

With almanac by side, he sticks to the theme.
While Judy returns with 12 Krispy Kremes.

[Avante]

With almanac by side, he sticks to the theme.
While Judy returns with 12 Krispy Kremes.

with that dumb
look on his face
here he is yet again
Avante putting him
in his place

he just don't get it
can't figure it out
he has a bad case of Avanteitist
without a doubt

he wants to be a poet
as we can see
wants to be like
the one and only
Avante

[clambake]

he lowers the bar
everywhere that he enters
a real bottom feeder
most likely a renter

constantly moving
after neighbors find out
that "avante's a pedo"
all their children do shout

[Avante]

We really do need a workable curfew. Those under 18 must be off the streets by 10pm. Everyone else by midnight. If ya work nights ya have some permit. That is a start. Nothing good happens after midnight, no reason to be out there. Plan for the fact you won't be out there. Get your beer, whatever before midnight.

Change the constitution, I've never had to carry a pistol, and it's pretty obvious I;m crazy. If you're a hunter, cool, have that rifle, ya don;'t need a machine gun and who hunts with a 38? Take guns off the streets, stop making them.

Dump the shit music and movies. We don't need it. Hell, there was a time not so long ago, we never saw nudity/sex on tv, or filty lingo. Now the stuff needs to be rated. How about just one rating....class.

I've seen the 50's, 60's 70's, 80's, 90's etc. At no time were we as a people as totally messed up as we now. Everyone is so mean to everyone. We have these freaks in the Middle East, some lying bitch or a egomaniac replacing a coon as our next president, how messed up is that?

If there relly is a God up there, what in the hell is He doing? I guess it's actually why isn't He doing something to help out?

Go back to the days of garbage will not be tolerated. Only cops and the military need pistols. Who could ever need a machine gun? Leave pot alone while coming down heavy on all that other shit. Raise the drinking age to 25. Same with smoking.

Obviously freedom of speech won't work, so outlaw it. No more Kaepernicks causing problems. Be cool, or keep your mouth shut. And we never really have freedom of speech anyway, be a Walmart employee talking up a union. Hold up a big sign at a WWE event...THIS IS FAKE.

[pgardn]

We really do need a workable curfew. Those under 18 must be off the streets by 10pm. Everyone else by midnight. If ya work nights ya have some permit. That is a start. Nothing good happens after midnight, no reason to be out there. Plan for the fact you won't be out there. Get your beer, whatever before midnight.

Change the constitution, I've never had to carry a pistol, and it's pretty obvious I;m crazy. If you're a hunter, cool, have that rifle, ya don;'t need a machine gun and who hunts with a 38? Take guns off the streets, stop making them.

Dump the shit music and movies. We don't need it. Hell, there was a time not so long ago, we never saw nudity/sex on tv, or filty lingo. Now the stuff needs to be rated. How about just one rating....class.

I've seen the 50's, 60's 70's, 80's, 90's etc. At no time were we as a people as totally messed up as we now. Everyone is so mean to everyone. We have these freaks in the Middle East, some lying bitch or a egomaniac replacing a coon as our next president, how messed up is that?

If there relly is a God up there, what in the hell is He doing? I guess it's actually why isn't He doing something to help out?

Go back to the days of garbage will not be tolerated. Only cops and the military need pistols. Who could ever need a machine gun? Leave pot alone while coming down heavy on all that other shit. Raise the drinking age to 25. Same with smoking.

Obviously freedom of speech won't work, so outlaw it. No more Kaepernicks causing problems. Be cool, or keep your mouth shut. And we never really have freedom of speech anyway, be a Walmart employee talking up a union. Hold up a big sign at a WWE event...THIS IS FAKE.

You are inebriated.

Dump the shit music and movies. We don't need it. Hell, there was a time not so long ago, we never saw nudity/sex on tv, or filty lingo. Now the stuff needs to be rated. How about just one rating....class.


From the guy who buys desperate whores and brags about 3 somes.... A liar; and does he practice the preaching... Hell No.

Class... Holy shit...

[Avante]

You are inebriated.

Dump the shit music and movies. We don't need it. Hell, there was a time not so long ago, we never saw nudity/sex on tv, or filty lingo. Now the stuff needs to be rated. How about just one rating....class.


From the guy who buys desperate whores and brags about 3 somes.... A liar; and does he practice the preaching... Hell No.

Class... Holy shit...

I'll go slow, you can do this.

I was 19-22 in my navy days, ok slugger. That threesome was at 18. I do practice what I preach, like everyone else it took me time to figure it out, now I have.

I was ignorant to the ways of the world at that age like we all are.

Don't you ever tire of being wrong?

[Fabbs]

There he lays with his almanac.
A plate of pancakes? He'll take another stack.

Judy sets out his Depends for the night,
says "Don't forget honey, to turn out the light."

[Avante]

There he lays with his almanac.
A plate of pancakes? He'll take another stack.

Judy sets out his Depends for the night,
says "Don't forget honey, to turn out the light."

There he sits
staring off into space
that lost and ..Duh~~~
look on his face

he does try
we can't ignore that
but it can't be easy
hauling around all that fat

I do pity the boy
I;m sure you do too
trying to be like Avante
isn't easy to do

[Avante]

I can remember watching all white SWC/SEC football teams play. With names like Bobby Joe Conrad, Joe Don Looney, John David Crow. Then switch the stations to a Pac10 game and it was dramatic the difference in the speed of the game.

I do have fun with this black/white thing, watching how people act about it is funny.

[pgardn]

Avante MO

Statement: outlandish hypocrisy

Retreat: Blues videos

Lie

Retreat: Insert list

Retreat: ancient football video

Statement: outlandish hypocrisy

Lie

Lie

Retreat: Insert rassln video

Retreat Insert list

Statement: delusion of grandeur

Lie



Note to reader: Each retreat involves some guilt on a big scoop of diversion (aided by delusion of grandeur)

[Avante]

Avante MO

Statement: outlandish hypocrisy

Retreat: Blues videos

Lie

Retreat: Insert list

Retreat: ancient football video

Statement: outlandish hypocrisy

Lie

Lie

Retreat: Insert rassln video

Retreat Insert list

Statement: delusion of grandeur

Lie



Note to reader: Each retreat involves some guilt on a big scoop of diversion (aided by delusion of grandeur)

So why do you constantly post in my threads?

You mentioned lie there 4 times, ok, what were those 4 lies, well?

How come Avante is pretty much all you do here, well? How come when I told you you would be ignored ya STILL followed me around, well?

Ya want me to put you back on ignore?

Little guy there are others here you could bother, so how come it's Avante you follow around?

I can see it now.

pgardn....YUCK~~~
mommy....what's wrong dear?
pgardn...I don't like buttermilk
mommy...ah.....hmmmm....so why drink it?

[Avante]

It's like a drug isn't it? Ya just have to have that Avante fix, ha~~~~~~~~~ I do get a kick out of this.

Wouldn't it be something if this Avante character was actually a group of people? I'm sure...."how could one guy know so much about so many things"...has been a thought.

Moving on....

I highly recommend this read, especially now with all the problems we are having with blacks not getting why we are having the problems we are.

https://www.amazon.com/Harlem-Vogue-David-Levering-Lewis/dp/0140263349

To Be A Slave.... by Julius Lester a must read.

A collection of letters written by the slaves themselves, yes, some could read and write. Amazing stuff here.

Another great read...Why Black People Tend To Shout....Ralph Wiley.

Then there is the classic....Confessions of an X-Colored Man....James Weldon Johnson.

Obviously the books from James Baldwin, Richard Wright and Ralph Ellison (Invisibe Man a classic) must reads.

Out in my Fortress of Solitude there is my library, 10,000 books strong. All in place by genre.

Sci Fi...Heinlien, Asimov, Clarke etc
Fantasy/Sword & Sorcery....H.P.Lovecraft, Robert E. Howard, ERB
Westerns....Luke Short, Louis L' Amour, Zane Grey
Sports
The Black experience....authors mentioned above and others
Music
Religion/Poetry/Politics
Bios
Islam/Middle East
Detective/Suspense....James Lee Burke, Lee Child, James Patterson
Miscellaneous.....Sinclair Lewis, John Steinbeck, Bertrand Russell
Classics....F.Scott Fitzgerald, Charles Dickens, Ernest Hemmingway'

Could find the book I want in the dark.

As a kid my favorite place to go was the library (a block away), I'd spend hours there, so when my sixth grade class had a ...find a book...contest, there I sat all alone with my six books as the other kids kept searching, yep, easy win.:hat

[pgardn]

So why do you constantly post in my threads?

You mentioned lie there 4 times, ok, what were those 4 lies, well?

How come Avante is pretty much all you do here, well? How come when I told you you would be ignored ya STILL followed me around, well?

Ya want me to put you back on ignore?

Little guy there are others here you could bother, so how come it's Avante you follow around?

I can see it now.

pgardn....YUCK~~~
mommy....what's wrong dear?
pgardn...I don't like buttermilk
mommy...ah.....hmmmm....so why drink it?

Dont you ever leave this board ya big fat slab o grease.
Oblivious to the obvious is very in. You are on to something.
The sincerety of delusion is fascinating.

You are seeing pigs fly and it's refreshing.

[Avante]

Dont you ever leave this board ya big fat slab o grease.
Oblivious to the obvious is very in. You are on to something.
The sincerety of delusion is fascinating.

You are seeing pigs fly and it's refreshing.

I;m talking about things that interest me while here you are acting like a little punk, why? Don't read Avante, ok? AND....all you ever do on this forum is Avante, why? Dude, if ya don't like what I do then why folllow me around? Hell, even when I tried to ignore your dumb ass there ya STILL were. And if I ignored you again there'd you STILL be. I GUARANTEE it. How sad is that, what does that say about you?

Ok guy, since all you ever do is wimper around like a little bitch I'm going to put ya back on ignore. Now let's all watch how ya just can't stay away from Avante. And I will keep a count of how many times ya hop on Avante's leg. Just a number, this is....

ONE

[pgardn]

I;m talking about things that interest me while here you are acting like a little punk, why? Don't read Avante, ok? AND....all you ever do on this forum is Avante, why? Dude, if ya don't like what I do then why folllow me around? Hell, even when I tried to ignore your dumb ass there ya STILL were. And if I ignored you again there'd you STILL be. I GUARANTEE it. How sad is that, what does that say about you?

Ok guy, since all you ever do is wimper around like a little bitch I'm going to put ya back on ignore. Now let's all watch how ya just can't stay away from Avante. And I will keep a count of how many times ya hop on Avante's leg. Just a number, this is....

ONE

TWO

[Avante]

Money, sex and Avante the worlds most powerful threesome.

[Avante]

You'll buy a CD because of that song you know about, then as ya listen waiting to hear the reason ya spent the $$$$$$ ya hear something ya didn't know existed that is....cool I like it.

Here are a few of those little gems.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHo1AEeeLfA



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbSd0c6z1wU



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsKt9klQm0Y

[Avante]

When I first started doing this I met a girl on one of these boards who really knew her music, she lived in Phildelphia. She brought these guys to my attention. I turned her on to some old blues cats she didn't know. Yep, smiles all around.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO7i1W_SOrA





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuWPseegaKw



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHIbddIPkvM&amp;list=PL4TOzFBsHKq613eqk1w5A__J H5ghbv4iq

[Avante]

I like to gamble a few bucks on those bands/artists where it's....who??? Sometimes it's....oh yuck!...but I also score on a few.

Here I scored.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnzfJwnRGuE



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSa1VtZhx2g




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlFYsNV3Pvo

[Avante]

But out of all those....who?.....this is the guy who made the biggest impact.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozu0pnIb6FQ

Staying in the mood.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDT36WzTmr0





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbIHOXUb4sg

[Avante]

Being a subsriber to BLUES REVUE magazine (until it folded) I'd get a sampler CD every other issue. about a dozen or so songs. I have about 30 of these CD's, a few gems found there.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-ZODJIyWYc




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N1ekmpEFcI




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtwPgpK1Wmg

[Avante]

Time to get low down in the alley, down there with the rats and the roaches.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N8jetNFaxk



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUXCjgHMcZU




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NglZCDalgds

[Avante]

The great Rory Gallagher



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1zsRRt1FWE


He mentioned Blind Boy Fuller, who was one of the classic examples of the Piedmont sound, here is that Pistol Slapping Blues,



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkIQGcTinaU

Sonny Terry was also blind, and one of the best half dozen or so harmonic players in them blues. He also played with Brownie McGee, Leadbelly, Woody Guthrie and Lightnin' Hopkins.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLw0bZNViPU

[Avante]

Rollin'


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0oBuFUzFcg




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an0VNmQrO0k



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaMBFGNaYQo

[Avante]

Add these to my CD library.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEwcMvcWKgk




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0BgJSRGRmc


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPEqRMVnZNU

You;d take....

The Coasters
The Shirelles
The Flamingo's
Martha and The Vandellas
The Penquins
Barbara Lewis
The Dominos
Frankie Lymon and The Teenagers

...to mix with The Orioles and The Drifters

Joplin ya mix with.....

Country Joe and The Fish
Joe Cocker
Leon Russell
The Grateful Dead
The Doors
Jimi Hendrix
Bob Dylan
Donovan

[Avante]

I also added Frank Sinatra's greatest hits. While I'm really not a fan of "lounge music" like Tony Bennett, Mel Torme etc I do like Sinatra.

My fav Sinatra.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHJ3iZpfBRI

What ya do with Sinatra is mix him with other legendary artists like Elvis, The Beatles,Bob Wills and His Texas Playboys, Bob Dylan, Jimmy Rodgers, Rolling Stones, Hank Williams, Bessie Smith, Woody Guthrie, Lead Belly, Robert Johnson, Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, etc.

Usually I keep in the same mood, or a theme, this would be the exception, just a hoge poge of whatever.

[Clipper Nation]

He's not at all smart, nor witty, nor sly.
Avante resembles the Comic Book Guy.

Right by his computer, and never too far,
are large bags of M&Ms in a gallon glass jar.

While boasting of strength, endurance and size,
He sits at the keyboard, non stop pizza pies.

His dusty old almanac attached to his side,
he's blathering stats in attempts to imbibe.

Of the many profiles on our SpursTalk Nation,
His is one of the largest for pure fabrication.
:lmao

[boutons_deux]

Obese or professional bodybuilder.

6'2" Schwarzenegger, at his bulkiest, juiced-up max, was 245.

[Avante]

I was 10 years old in 1959, so me and a couple buddies get dropped off at the Saturday morning matinee (a quarter). Back then ya got a movie, a cartoon then another movie. The first movie was Hercules starring Steve Reeves. While I knew the Hercules story because I was into mythology even at that age, but I knew nothing about Steve Reeves. I left the Fox Theater in Visalia knowing what I wanted to be, yep....a muscle man. So I started doing push ups and chin ups, started lifting everything I could find. Asked my dad to buy me some weights, he told me I was too young for that.

Then at around 14 I saw this guy in a magazine.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UxGX8GI_l4


Now I'm begging dad for some weights. I would have to wait until I was 15 and playing football before getting a bench and a 120 pounds. Been lifting ever since (except 8 weeks in boot camp, there it was pushups, tons of pushups, and bench pressing my rack)

Women care about abs and ass. Ya gotta have that six pack and tight ass and ya can toss calves in there. Big muscles are more for us, not so much for the ladies. They are more into that tight athletic gymnast type physique.

[boutons_deux]

"I would have to wait until I was 15"

Resistance training produces testosterone to repair muscles.

Artificially induced testosterone before puberty and full skeletal development is complete can cause the ends of bones to close prematurely, preventing achieving full skeletal growth, aka, stunted growth, stunted height.

[Avante]

"I would have to wait until I was 15"

Resistance training produces testosterone to repair muscles.

Artificially induced testosterone before puberty and full skeletal development is complete can cause the ends of bones to close prematurely, preventing achieving full skeletal growth, aka, stunted growth, stunted height.


Why are you telling me that?

[Blake]

Yes you're fat

[Avante]

Ya take a lttle shit like this freak Blake and ya tell him..."you will be ignored". What will that gurantee?

And the boy is too stupid to get it, ha~~~~~~~~~~~

Avante, the master at work.

While here.

Add this to my immense CD collection. Yep, her greatest hits.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJvYo5pZEfE

You obviously mix her in with Billie Holliday, Louis Armstrong, Ethel Waters, Fats Waller, Jack Teagarden, Nat King Cole, Early Ray Charles and Charles Brown.

I get the fact a lot of you know nothing about influenses or the history of it a, that really is a shame. Knowing the roots, origins, adds to that listening experience. As does knowing about the bands/artists.

[Blake]

Music for the fat

[Avante]

There ya have it gang, what did I....GUARANTEE?

Poor little guy, another obvious case of Avanteitist at it's best. Now watch the boy, he just can't help it, once ya get Avanteism in your veins, you are stuck.

While here...

The great Johnny "Slim" Campbell.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpcE15tM2Eo

His guitar hero was....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK5zYI86wIw


And where did Lightnin' get that tune?




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kUPkczM4iM

[Avante]

So when ya hear this...............


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BDoV6hBNMY

.....ya know where they got it.

So there's Tramp doing....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6aU7A0YhqI

...you think to yourself....Jimmy Reed.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEkepygs_bM

[Blake]

Poor little guy, another obvious case of Avanteitist at it's best. Now watch the boy, he just can't help it, once ya get Avanteism in your veins, you are stuck.

How many kids have died from avanteitis

[Avante]

The boy did try but I knew it was just a matter of time before here he was back to humping my leg, hahaha~~~~~~

"Blake"

he's not very tall
actually stubby would work
as we all can see
he's a little jerk

he follows Avante around
like a queer
that much is a fact
and it's crystal clear

poor little guy
he's got it bad
stupid and dumb
and a fucking fag

[Blake]

The irony of calling me a fag in the middle of a love poem

[Avante]

Who out there would follow people around who have told them they would be ignored because they were a jerk/stupid? Is this sad to watch or what?

Poor little guy.

[benefactor]

fake story that no one cares about
You only bump this thread with shit like this so people will call you fat and you will get attention. I buried you two years ago as a welcher and a liar. You want to do something that will actually impress people here? Honor our original agreement.

[clambake]

welcher and liar.....yes

honorable......no

[Avante]

Just think how much better off the world would be if Mohammad had never lived and black men stayed home and raised their kids. And, Mexicans had stayed in Mexico.

[Clipper Nation]

And if Avante's dad had pulled out.

[Avante]

And if Avante's dad had pulled out.

At least I knew my dad little guy. That must suck wondering who your dad was....huh?

You are the classic example of a mom doing a piss boy job trying to raise a son all by herself. Look how fucked up you turned out.

[Clipper Nation]

At least I knew my dad little guy.

That sucks for your dad. I feel bad for him.

[Avante]

That sucks for your dad. I feel bad for him.

Where do ya think I got my love for music and my wide variety of interests and all that knowledge about things? As we all can see your mom must have been a real bitch because all we see from you is.....BAH HUMBUG FAGGOT.

Little man, have you ever said anyting that wasn't some put down, faggot, negative, faggot, criticize..in your life? It really is weird watching a guy so damn miserable it's strange.

Example

Russell Wilson is the winnigest QB in history after 4 years and 4 games, he has won a SB, almost two. He has done things never seen before in NFL history. Yet there your dumbass is calling him....."Stuggle". What "Struggle"...???

AND.....talking up a guy in Derek Anderson who ain't did shit in his 11 year shit career, yep....weird.

[Avante]

While I know who this guy is, I don't watch TV, other than sports/movies.

Shocked to find a CD of his with him sounding like this....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV1Ymtz1a9w


He knows them blues, the original.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGyOJCdRoQc

[140]

That sucks for your dad. I feel bad for him.
:lol

[benefactor]

That sucks for your dad. I feel bad for him.
:lol

[Avante]

Notice how I seem to attract the real losers here, those who never do anything but....DUH~

Hmmmmm?

I do get a kick out of the obvious...."Avante knows so damn much, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr~~~~~~~"...ha~~~

[Clipper Nation]

When you're the size of a planet, you shouldn't be surprised when people orbit around you.

[Avante]

When you're the size of a planet, you shouldn't be surprised when people orbit around you.

I think it's more about the fact I can talk everything and am far more interesting than others here. Look at you for an example, ya don't know anything so here ya are messing with the guy who knows everything.

[clambake]

what do you mean "the guy who knows everything?"



you have been pleading for years that "they didn't tell us"


why would you need to be told if you know everything?

[I. Hustle]

what do you mean "the guy who knows everything?"



you have been pleading for years that "they didn't tell us"


why would you need to be told if you know everything?

"I can tell you who the fastest back was during the 1952 NFL season. I can tell you the world record for the steeplechase. If you ask me a woman's age though... yep... I need a valid California ID. If you can't provide that, I'll assume you are of legal age and are a consenting adult. It doesn't matter if you have to climb up the bar stool or say 'No. No. Please. No more' Alright, slick?"

[Avante]

"I can tell you who the fastest back was during the 1952 NFL season. I can tell you the world record for the steeplechase. If you ask me a woman's age though... yep... I need a valid California ID. If you can't provide that, I'll assume you are of legal age and are a consenting adult. It doesn't matter if you have to climb up the bar stool or say 'No. No. Please. No more' Alright, slick?"

Stupid, at 19-22 ya know nothing about foreign bars, ok? I had no clue anyone could be in a bar drinking who wasn't of age, ok dummy? Why would a bar hire kids to hustle drinks that weren't of legal age to drink? Well?

[Avante]

There I was just a kid walking into a bar at 19, I'd never been in a bar in a foreign land****. Yep, in a world that could have been Mars.

Walking in the bar, here they come....BUY ME DRINK, BUY ME DRINK.....so what do you do, yep, buy her a drink. There is no thought of age, why would there be? Obviously she is old enougt to be drinking in a bar and nobody cares anyway. Nobody is thinking about age, you are in a bar.

Now tell me little people, what would you have done in my spot, well?

Avante....ah, how old are you?
Cutie...I 18 babysan, how old are you?

Now think little people, the job of these girls was to sell drinks,ok? The drinking age was 18, ok? So a bar hires little kids who aren't legal drinkers to hustle drinks? Are you people really this damn stupid? Could a 16 year old sneak by, sure, but 14-12, hahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~

A 13 year old girl....BUY ME DRINK....hahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~

I guessing most of you think acting stupid over this is trolling Avante, now think ya little fucks, ok?

*** the first beer I ever drank sitting on a bar stool had been about a month earlier at the Red Noodle on Wikiki. The drinking age was 20, but if ya had your uniform on they left ya alone.

I'd turn 21 in Wikiki later on, spent the night with an amazon from Philly.

First time I ever heard this was in Hawaii. Talk about the perfect fit.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep7FWnbAaCI

[Avante]

I was a great salesmen because I knew human nature. I knew what buttons to push to ....create the need....which is sales. You must convince people they need it.

Put people in hiding and brag about yourself and here they come, it's like a bee to honey. But what is so damn cool about this is I really do know all this stuff and am that big buffed out good looking guy who has fun messing with little shits.

So keep it coming, don't bore me or ignore me....ok? It really is all about Avante.

But, don't ever call me a pedo, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr~~~~~~~~~~

Eric Burdon does a great cover of this old 1927 Blind Willie Johnson classic, but this is cool also.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c06ttCG75Co

What has always amazed me about Avante is he makes it real obvious he's just messing with you people and here ya STILL come, hahahaha~~~~~~~~~

It's like.....

you...OH YUCK....I hate buttermilk!
mommy...so why drink it dear?
you...hmmmmmm?

[clambake]

I'm thinking you look like sandusky's twin.

[SpursforSix]

I'm thinking you look like sandusky's twin.

LOLZ. So this is probably not how anyone envisions the opening line to their Wikipedia page reading:

Gerald Arthur "Jerry" Sandusky (born January 26, 1944) is an American convicted serial child molester (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_sexual_abuse) and retired college football (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/College_football) coach (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coach_%28sport%29). Sandusky served as an assistant coach for his entire career, mostly at Pennsylvania State University (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penn_State_Nittany_Lions_football) under Joe Paterno (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Paterno), from 1969 to 1999.

[clambake]

so, jerry could be larry's older brother.

[benefactor]

Going to need to hear from Jerry Sandusky on this.

[clambake]

Going to need to hear from Jerry Sandusky on this.

oh no, jerry hasn't made any friends yet.

just like his brother.

[Blake]

At least I knew my dad little guy.

Barry?

[Avante]

See how easy this is, hahahaha~~~~ Avante owning how many losers? SAME....losers all the time.

While here.

While I've known about her a long time I didn't own any of her music until a few weeks ago.

Good stuff~~~



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1ujuoo9VbA&amp;index=26&amp;list=PLgVireChJWEY-JBq2adqLI1clZhpcKvEZ

That ....high lonesone....sound from them hills, that Appalachian sound, amazing.

This is the Queen of that sound.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg5mymvyb_U

She has recorded with Miss Welch.

[johnsmith]

Clown

[Fabbs]

An almanac in the cupboard, an almanac in the car.
3 almanacs propping up the young girl sitting at the bar.

[clambake]

An almanac in the cupboard, an almanac in the car.
3 almanacs propping up the young girl sitting at the bar.:lol

[benefactor]

Fabbs with the rare goods.:tu

[Blake]

See how easy this is, hahahaha~~~~ Avante owning how many losers? SAME....losers all the time.

http://www.cusaonline.ca/wp-content/uploads/Summer7.gif

[Avante]

Clown

Nothing more clownish than knowing music and all that other stuff, huh?

[clambake]

http://www.cusaonline.ca/wp-content/uploads/Summer7.gif:lol:toast

[Avante]

An almanac in the cupboard, an almanac in the car.
3 almanacs propping up the young girl sitting at the bar.

never owned an almanac
would be a waste of time
sittin' on a bar stool
drinkin' with a woman
who was oh so fine

[Avante]

Avante the master at work, hahahaha~~~~~

[pgardn]

I was a great salesmen because I knew human nature. I knew what buttons to push to ....create the need....which is sales. You must convince people they need it.



Your modesty also helped. And then whipping out the flag football trophies as an MVP defensive lineman could not have hurt those sales records.

You did not however, convince the little girls in the Phillipines " they needed it". You just gave it to them and then paid their ratass pimp.

[clambake]

:lol flag football trophy

[Avante]

Your modesty also helped. And then whipping out the flag football trophies as an MVP defensive lineman could not have hurt those sales records.

You did not however, convince the little girls in the Phillipines " they needed it". You just gave it to them and then paid their ratass pimp.

It's going to work like this ya little shit and there ain't a damn thing ya can do about it, got that? Most the time I'll just ignore your dumb ass but every once in awhile I;ll toss ya bone, I do have compassion for little shits like you....ok?

Do you honestly believe I walked around with football trophies, hahahaha!!!!!

Watch and learn stupid...

Avante...(as they let me in the door)...is that a first edition Lovecraft?
customers...yes it is, I also have some Poe.
Avante...I have a first edition "The Lurking Fear"
customers...he's great isn't he?
Avante....the best, and then there's Poe.
customers....Poe not as vivid in his settings. You have to work a little harder.
Avante...I totally agree (if I did or didn't, you always agree)

Ya keep that up for about 20 minutes. Ya sell yourself first. Then ya smoothly get off into business, slowly. Ya sell the idea of how expensive things are today in a hospital, how you'd hate to see anyone try to deal with a HUGE medical bill, how it wiped out your grandparents because they didn't have enought insurance. Ya get a little quiver lipped over it. You sell the need to cover their ass.

Dude, pimps???? Are you really this damn stupid? What pimps????? You gave the $$$$$$ to her, ok dummy?

[clambake]

lol you gave the money to the child.

[pgardn]

lol you gave the money to the child.

And then the pimp took his cut.

But Avante was not trained in such things what being 19 years worth of flubby throbbing gristle dontcha know.

[clambake]

And then the pimp took his cut.

But Avante was not trained in such things what being 19 years worth of flubby throbbing gristle dontcha know.

thats right...cuz ya see they didn't tell him.

[Avante]

And then the pimp took his cut.

But Avante was not trained in such things what being 19 years worth of flubby throbbing gristle dontcha know.

Are you realy this damn lost?

Stupid, ya met these girls in a bar not on the streets ok little man? These girls weren't.."street walkers"...ok? There were no pimps involved ok dummy? Did the hotel the girls work out of get a cut, yep. Did the bars get a cut if ya took her out beforse closing time, yep. (they were losing her drink $$$$$)

My God you're an idiot, wow~

Stupid, ya could actually buy these girls for a few days or a week, that meant she was yours and nobody elses. You actually signed a contract.

[clambake]

Are you realy this damn lost?

Stupid, ya met these girls in a bar not on the streets ok little man? These girls weren't.."street walkers"...ok? There were no pimps involved ok dummy? Did the hotel the girls work out of get a cut, yep. Did the bars get a cut if ya took her out beforse closing time, yep. (they were losing her drink $$$$$)

My God you're an idiot, wow~

Stupid, ya could actually buy these girls for a few days or a week, that meant she was yours and nobody elses. You actually signed a contract.

holy shit gotta record this for posterity.

[pgardn]

Are you realy this damn lost?

Stupid, ya met these girls in a bar not on the streets ok little man? These girls weren't.."street walkers"...ok? There were no pimps involved ok dummy? Did the hotel the girls work out of get a cut, yep. Did the bars get a cut if ya took her out beforse closing time, yep. (they were losing her drink $$$$$)

My God you're an idiot, wow~

Stupid, ya could actually buy these girls for a few days or a week, that meant she was yours and nobody elses. You actually signed a contract.

So you did know the inner workings of child prostitution.
You knew so much yet you knew so little.

So what happened when you could not pay cause they did not teach you how to count? Who would beat the living blubber out of you?

[Avante]

So you did know the inner workings of child prostitution.
You knew so much yet you knew so little.

So what happened when you could not pay cause they did not teach you how to count? Who would beat the living blubber out of you?

Do you really think bars hired kids too young to drink to hustle...........................drinks? You really that dense? And, where did you ever get this stupid idea anyone would prefer dumb ass kids over full grown experienced women?

[Blake]

Do you really think bars hired kids too young to drink to hustle...........................drinks? You really that dense? And, where did you ever get this stupid idea anyone would prefer dumb ass kids over full grown experienced women?

Uh they're making money there so someone prefers them.

[Clipper Nation]

never owned an almanac
would be a waste of time
sittin' on a bar stool
drinkin' with a woman
who was oh so fine
We all know you originally wrote "drinkin' with a woman who was only nine" and then had to correct that shit. You ain't gotta lie to kick it, fatty.

[Avante]

We all know you originally wrote "drinkin' with a woman who was only nine" and then had to correct that shit. You ain't gotta lie to kick it, fatty.

Let me slow it down for ya amigo.

Bars make their $$$$$$$$$ selling liqour, ok? The legal drinking age was 18 over there, now think ya dumb fuck, ok?

A nine year old kid hustling drinks in a bar, HAHAHAHAHAHA~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

THIS...is why I post here, sooooooooooooooooooooooooo easy to be the big fish in a small pond with dummies like this idiot around.

[140]

An almanac in the cupboard, an almanac in the car.
3 almanacs propping up the young girl sitting at the bar.
:lol

[140]

fatass Larry spilling all the beans ITT

[Avante]

fatass Larry spilling all the beans ITT

Don't you ever do anything besides tag along?

[Avante]

I get so tired of this.

Judy is checking out at the market, I walk ouside to wait.

Guy in a Niner jacket sees my Niner ball cap..

Guy....sucks don't it?
Avante...yep, sure does.
Guy...Kelly has to go.
Avante...ya read my mind.
Guy...so how do ya built these? (pointing to his traps)
Avante...shrugs with heavy weight, try 3 sets of 10, with that last set being all ya can handle.
Guy...how long did it take you to get those? (pointing at my traps)
Avante...oh about 50 years, (with a grin)
Guy...hahaha~~~

About this time...

Judy walks out pushing the cart (waiting for me to take over). I can see the guy giving her that....wow!!!...look. Which is fine with me. It's always funny how guys try to look but don't want me catching them, hahaha~~~~ She has that...my daddy owns oil wells...walk, yep...sexy. 5-10 130, with an amazing ass, almost outerwordly, incredible.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It must really suck be a little guy, that would totally bum me out. How do you little people deal with it? Some big guy says something to your wife or girlfriend, what can a midget do? It's nice knowing nobody is stupid enought to say shit to Judy or me. They can see the problem they would have with that silliness.

One of those forgotten gems.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxp0Kfgpft8

Staying in the mood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujSCHFvWUWg

The great Jackie Shane


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLNPDTAxNKo&amp;list=PLJeYrN4ztRA3Y-jY92BJfJ5UioK4VlkhD

[Avante]

Rollin'


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bmbSC9c2ys



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhX4liVtuCc



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzcdNwIkmYA

[Avante]

There is only one song you'd want to mix behind that James Carr classic...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUaO50nWnvg

So good it hurts, so ya have to mix....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9sq3ME0JHQ

As good as it gets when it come to the black vocal groups, this is a true classic.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvzNeh4Mq1o

[Avante]

Damn I'm good looking. What a bummer life would be if ya weren't.....yikes~~~

[benefactor]

Damn I'm good looking. What a bummer life would be if ya weren't.....yikes~~~

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[Avante]

Hard to believe we have grown men Avante has beat up so badly they are down to that now, hahahahaha~~~~~~~

This...I'll chirp like a cricket...that will get him.


:rolleyes

[pgardn]

...totally obese?

You are clearly a butterball Turkey.

Even at the real stats of 5'9" 227 lbs.

[Avante]

You are clearly a butterball Turkey.

Even at the real stats of 5'9" 227 lbs.

Dude, if I talk about anything I had to Google it...right? If I talk about my football exploits I'm lying...right? I must be a fat slob, right?

Hahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You really this hard up little man?

Little man why do you have such a hard time with this? X-sprinter, footballer, who has been lifting since I was 15 who studies football, track and music. You seem to have a real hard time with that, why?

Dude, I remember the SEC when it was lilly white, and there were no Dallas Cowboys. Saw Jim Brown play while he was at Syracuse. Saw Elvis on The Ed Sillivan Show, was in Viet Nam. Ya think I just might have picked up a few things along the way?

[Avante]

Guys like myself who know sprinting consider Houston Mctear to be the naturally fastest human ever, yep, faster than Usain Bolt. While just a HS junior he ran a world record 9.0 for 100 yards, that is amazing, actually hard to believe but it did happen.

The book on the kid was that he was dumb and lazy, and he was. So to run like he did while not putting in the work is also hard to believe. He was also a great footballer averaging over 13 yards a carry while at Baker HS in Florida. Speaking of Florida, the U of Florida tried to recruit hm but he didn't have the grades. He ended up out here in Cali at SMCC, that's where I saw him run (Fresno) he wowed the crowd coming from way back on a 4x2 anchor.

So here he is destroying a star studded field in his best event the 60m.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDFKJLXNrw4

He would break or tie six indoor WR's in six meets.

Mel Pender was a 64/68 Olympian at 100m, and himself a 60 WR holder back in the old yards days.

[Mitch]

Guys like myself who know sprinting consider Houston Mctear to be the naturally fastest human ever, yep, faster than Usain Bolt. While just a HS junior he ran a world record 9.0 for 100 yards, that is amazing, actually hard to believe but it did happen.

The book on the kid was that he was dumb and lazy, and he was. So to run like he did while not putting in the work is also hard to believe. He was also a great footballer averaging over 13 yards a carry while at Baker HS in Florida. Speaking of Florida, the U of Florida tried to recruit hm but he didn't have the grades. He ended up out here in Cali at SMCC, that's where I saw him run (Fresno) he wowed the crowd coming from way back on a 4x2 anchor.

So here he is destroying a star studded field in his best event the 60m.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDFKJLXNrw4

He would break or tie six indoor WR's in six meets.

Too bad about that boycott, eh Avante?

[Avante]

Too bad about that boycott, eh Avante?

It was terrible, all that did was cost these athletes a great life acheivement.

Houston McTear

http://trackfield.brinkster.net/Profile.asp?ID=4400&Gender=M&Page=Results.asp&EventCode=MA0

Brit Allan Wells won the 80 Olympic 100m but it was American Stanley Floyd who ended up ranked number one in the world. Most think Floyd would have beat Wells, I agree.


1980

1................................. Stanley Floyd (US)
2.................... Allan Wells (Great Britain)
3........................... Silvio Leonard (Cuba)
4.............................. James Sanford (US)
5.................................... Mel Lattany (US)
6............................... Harvey Glance (US)
7...................................... Carl Lewis (US)
8......................... Petar Petrov (Bulgaria)
9.............................. Mike Roberson (US)
10................................ Calvin Smith (US)

[Clipper Nation]

Damn I'm good looking. What a bummer life would be if ya weren't.....yikes~~~

Reality:

http://i.imgur.com/POn0l5p.jpg

[Avante]

All that because I'm constantly kicking your little ass in football, ha~~~~~~~~~~~~

Let's talk...

Don't play that same stupid shit ya always do come MNF, ok? Remember....FOUR QUARTERS...ok stupid?

[pgardn]

Dude, if I talk about anything I had to Google it...right? If I talk about my football exploits I'm lying...right? I must be a fat slob, right?

Hahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You really this hard up little man?

Little man why do you have such a hard time with this? X-sprinter, footballer, who has been lifting since I was 15 who studies football, track and music. You seem to have a real hard time with that, why?

Dude, I remember the SEC when it was lilly white, and there were no Dallas Cowboys. Saw Jim Brown play while he was at Syracuse. Saw Elvis on The Ed Sillivan Show, was in Viet Nam. Ya think I just might have picked up a few things along the way?

So how many times did you get crushed in football?

[Avante]

So how many times did you get crushed in football?

Why must I get crushed?

Dude, what is wrong with you? Why do you act this way?

[Rust Cohle]

Why must I get crushed?

Dude, what is wrong with you? Why do you act this way?
Suh dude, you potent?

[Avante]

Suh dude, you potent?

Dude, I get the fact Avante is far more interesting than talking movies, tv shows, air blowers, and burgers, but.....elevate your game amigo, ok? So far you're boring as fuck, ok? Be creative, interesting, so far you're simply stupid.

[Avante]

Love this...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP8xwiXG-L0

Rollin'



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JajMbYJgyCg



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDT36WzTmr0

[Rust Cohle]

Dude, I get the fact Avante is far more interesting than talking movies, tv shows, air blowers, and burgers, but.....elevate your game amigo, ok? So far you're boring as fuck, ok? Be creative, interesting, so far you're simply stupid.
You got a skype? Let's chat sometime!

[Avante]

You got a skype? Let's chat sometime!

It is funny isn't it? All of us have totally forgotten all those nice kids we grew up with, but will never forget that loud, arrogant, smartass that bugged the hell out of us, ha~~~~

Skype?

[Rust Cohle]

It is funny isn't it? All of us have totally forgotten all those nice kids we grew up with, but will never forget that loud, arrogant, smartass that bugged the hell out of us, ha~~~~

Skype?
Yea....really gonna need you to get on skype with me....could be potent....

[Avante]

Yea....really gonna need you to get on skype with me....could be potent....

That is how I ended up here...."you'd be perfect at ST, tailor made for you".

I confess I have no idea what skype is.

Funny how your best friends are those that will take no shit off ya and vice versa.

[Avante]

"Sand"

I dreamed I was in Iraq
or was it Iran
I was riding a camel
in the desert sand

when out of nowhere
there she stood
dressed in all black
complete with a hood

so I trotted over
looking as cool
as I could be
then she pushed back the hood
and smiled at me

she was gorgeous
I got weak in the knees
then she whispered
could you dismount, please

so there I stood
on that desert sand
when she turned around
and ran

I yelled after her
please don't go
that's when I woke up
sand all over my big toe

[Avante]

I got a letter from the Social Security.....yikes~~~~~~~ I was all prepared to see just how much my check ($1262) was going to be cut, well I'll be damn, there is a God. Starting in Jan I will now receive...$1270. Life is good:hat

[Blake]

http://img04.deviantart.net/4aa2/i/2015/161/4/e/fat_jiminy_cricket_for_brandykoopa_by_mcsaurus-d8wsixs.jpg

[I. Hustle]

I got a letter from the Social Security.....yikes~~~~~~~ I was all prepared to see just how much my check ($1262) was going to be cut, well I'll be damn, there is a God. Starting in Jan I will now receive...$1270. Life is good:hat

Finally time for that upgrade you've been wanting?
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRi3QhfLwMNmx27-z5k_7Um6Xd0m84MJZlHdTpjEST7fnXEqV6U

[Avante]

Finally time for that upgrade you've been wanting?
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRi3QhfLwMNmx27-z5k_7Um6Xd0m84MJZlHdTpjEST7fnXEqV6U

So when do I drive that around? Kids are at school this time of day, right? Then after school there is so much traffic out there, hmmmm?

Break it down little fella, just how does that work?

[Blake]

So when do I drive that around? Kids are at school this time of day, right? Then after school there is so much traffic out there, hmmmm?

Break it down little fella, just how does that work?

Lol asking for pedo help.

I'll be on the lookout for a fat Santa in a cheap van during Christmas break reading track magazines while driving.


Why am I getting deja vu here, like we've discussed this already

[benefactor]

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[I. Hustle]

So when do I drive that around? Kids are at school this time of day, right? Then after school there is so much traffic out there, hmmmm?

Break it down little fella, just how does that work?

I thought you said you lived in a one stoplight town? Now think, where is all this traffic coming from, slick?

I'm not going to do all the work for you.

[TimDunkem]

6'2, 275? I knew you were obese.

[Avante]

Lol asking for pedo help.

I'll be on the lookout for a fat Santa in a cheap van during Christmas break reading track magazines while driving.


Why am I getting deja vu here, like we've discussed this already

Usually guys like you I just toy with, I get a kick out of watching how ya act. But, not today.

I own three vehicles already and we use the garage as a gym/recording studio/library and my Fortress of Solitude, so we park the car and two trucks on the car port. Now how do I convince Judy we need another vehicle? So where do we park it? Parking behind the car won't work, Judy drives that.

So sell me on just how I convince the wife we need a van when it makes no sense, well?

[Blake]

So sell me on just how I convince the wife we need a van when it makes no sense, well?

I'm sure you can figure out on your own how to convince Judy you need a van to lure kids.

[Avante]

I'm sure you can figure out on your own how to convince Judy you need a van to lure kids.

Let's cool the sillyness and talk like two grown men, ok?

Now we don't need another vehicle, actually we have talked about selling the GMC. So there ain't noway in hell we will be buying a van. And do you honestly believe in a town of 60,000 the husband of the biggest daycare provider in that town (we know alot of people) could drive around looking for kids? Run that down to me Blake, how does that work, real talk, ok?

Time for me and you to get to really know each other Blake, ok?

[I. Hustle]

Let's cool the sillyness and talk like two grown men, ok?

Now we don't need another vehicle, actually we have talked about selling the GMC. So there ain't noway in hell we will be buying a van. And do you honestly believe in a town of 60,000 the husband of the biggest daycare provider in that town (we know alot of people) could drive around looking for kids? Run that down to me Blake, how does that work, real talk, ok?

Time for me and you to get to really know each other Blake, ok?

60k people and there is a lot of traffic?

[Avante]

60k people and there is a lot of traffic?

Not LA traffic but trying to get any place at 8am or 3pm, no thanks. And inside city limits is always a bitch when it comes to traffic.

[Avante]

6'2, 275? I knew you were obese.

Do I really have to school you on body types? I'm wide and thick, look like what I am, that being a serious bodybuilder.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tMPSQpwyjw

I have that body type. Big bones, wide and thick, huge hands, big head.

[Avante]

Why does my stance on that sick ass pedophillia get totally ignored? Why is it so important that I be...

fat
pedo
Google freak
stink
stupid

....when it's real obvious I'm none of those. It's weird.

ONE MORE TIME

There is nothing anymore sick than a sick ass pedo, if you find one of those sick fucks ya shoot that sick fuck.

I cannot make it anymore clearer than that about how I feel about that sickness. Stop acting like ya can't read, ok? I;m into full grown women ok little people, not dumbass kids who don't know shit, ok?

[Clipper Nation]

chirp chirp

[Avante]

Really can't handle there is somebody here who makes you look stupid, can ya half pint? All that...

Cum
Struggle
Derek Anderson is God
Joe Flacco is Jesus
Peyton Manning sucks

...just doesn't work does it?

DON'T CHIRP IT DRIVES ME CRAZY...STOP STOP STOP.

Simple little shits, hahahahaha~~~~~

What REALLY gets me is when somebody knows more about something (my interests) than I do, but no chance of that happening "here".

[Blake]

Time for me and you to get to really know each other Blake, ok?

I'm an adult American, not a Philippine 12 year old girl.

Sorry, pedo

[Blake]

DON'T CHIRP IT DRIVES ME CRAZY...STOP STOP STOP.


:lol

[Avante]

I'm an adult American, not a Philippine 12 year old girl.

Sorry, pedo

As ya saw just how stupid that van bullshit was, ha~~~~~

So you really think those bars hired 12 year old girls to hustle drinks? Explain that to me Blake, the drinking age was 18 over there. So there were 12 year old girls drinking at the bar, you honestly believe that?

So you think your buddies would have just stood by as you messed around with little girls, really Blake?

[clambake]

you keep saying "hired"


fucking hilarious

[Blake]

As ya saw just how stupid that van bullshit was, ha~~~~~

So you really think those bars hired 12 year old girls to hustle drinks? Explain that to me Blake, the drinking age was 18 over there. So there were 12 year old girls drinking at the bar, you honestly believe that?

So you think your buddies would have just stood by as you messed around with little girls, really Blake?

So easy

[Avante]

So easy

So ya saw just how stupid it would be to think 12 year old kids were hustling drinks in those bars. Not add that stupid van bullshit.

Stick to following Avante around, he works ya like the little bitch ya are. OWNED~

This is funny...

Avante..time to ignore ya Blake, you're just too dumb.

So ya follow Avante around for months and months being ignored, then FINALL FINALLY you get thrown a bone and....

Blake...this is so easy.

Hahahahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~

[Avante]

I can see it now...

Avante....I'm a sick ass pedo, yes I am. I don't know shit, and ugly as fuck.
ST...no you're not, and it's obvious to see how smart and good looking you must be.

Ha~~~~~~~~~~~~

Now here's what will happen, one of the DUH here will take that....I;m a sick ass pedo...totally out of context and run with it, hahahahaha~~~~~~

Bottom line little people is I need constant action. As we can see I know how to get that, it's not about being liked, that is boring as fuck on the internet, it's about making an impact, a difference. I know my target audience.

[benefactor]

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[Blake]

I'm a sick ass pedo, yes I am.

[Avante]

Bingo~~~~~

"Now here's what will happen, one of the DUH here will take that....I;m a sick ass pedo...totally out of context and run with it, hahahahaha~~~~~~"

Blake, you love this silly shit don't ya little guy? Funny watching how ya act, hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~

Yep, Texas Tech.

[Blake]

So easy

[Avante]

So easy

Yes it is little man, just...you will be ignored...and here ya come chasing Avante all over this place, hahahaha~~~~~~~~~~

I gurantee you will be humping my leg in just a matter of minutes, yep, predictable.

See how it's done little people? Now what can the little shit do, show up and admit I'm right, nope, he can't:king

[Avante]

The rarest record in the world, only one in existance.

Conflicting opinions about just where was Harvey Hull from, was it the hill country of Mississippi or Alabama? I have read both. Nothing known about Long Cleve Reed.

You'd mix this in with...

James Alley Blues..Rabbit Brown
Mississippi Jailhouse Groan...Rude Lacy
Cairo....Henry Spauding
Rolling Stone...Robert Wilkens


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CfmZ1-CQbo&amp;feature=related

Any Black Pattie if in any condition at all is worth big $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

[Clipper Nation]

chirp chirp

[Avante]

translation

Avante, how does one guy know so damn much about so many things, how do you do that? Breaking down 4x1 teams out of the HBCU in 1965, old blues singers from the 20's, footballers from the old AAFC? Wow guy, very impressive. Wish I could do something besides just wimper around and faggot, faggot faggot faggot and yes...faggot.

[Avante]

Where's my little buddy Blake? He'll be here soon, I gurantee it.

[benefactor]

chirp chirp

[MultiTroll]

Jelly beans, nachos and Mountain Dew.
It all contributes to my rubberized goo.

I dream of spaghetti topped with clover.
But I have problems with rolling over.

I want to reach keyboard but oh so much pain.
Wait, now I can post as she rolls in the crane.

[Blake]

Where's my little buddy Blake? He'll be here soon, I gurantee it.

A fat slob pedo will be here soon I guarantee it.

[Avante]

A fat slob pedo will be here soon I guarantee it.

It doesn't work that way half pint, ok? I guranteed you'd be here, you have Avanteitist as we all can see, he is what you do here.

Watch this Blake, watch how badly ya have that Avanteitist, you will follow him around and follow him around,ya need Avante.

Watch this little shit hump hump away, hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~

poor little Blake
poor little shit
a day without Avante
and he'd get sick

he needs that Avante fix
both night and day
because without it
he'd dry up and blow away

Here he comes again, hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[clambake]

monster cricket of olongapo.

[Avante]

monster cricket of olongapo.

I think they eat crickets in Olongapo.

[TimDunkem]

And you eat little girls.

[benefactor]

chirp chirp

[Avante]

And you eat little girls.

We all get the fact you are stupid, but nobody is stupid enought to think anyone eats hookers. Are you really that far gone?

Dude, do really think bars hired little kids to hustle drinks, you can't be this stupid. Stupid, the drinking age was 18, what about that don't ya get?

[clambake]

I think they eat crickets in Olongapo.

you would like it there.

they don't shoot sick pedo's in the head.

[Avante]

you would like it there.

they don't shoot sick pedo's in the head.

So the fact I never saw any kids in any bars, we just ignore, right? Why ignore the facts?

Why do you ignre what I'm telling you, explain why you're doing that.

[Blake]

It doesn't work that way half pint, ok? I guranteed you'd be here, you have Avanteitist as we all can see

And I guaranteed you'd be here too. Big deal.

Let's recap who was thinking of who first:


where's my little buddy Blake?

You have the Blake Plague. We can all see

[Avante]

And I guaranteed you'd be here too. Big deal.

Let's recap who was thinking of who first:



You have the Blake Plague. We can all see

How about some reality slick, ok?

Don't I ignore you for months? Don't you STILL follow me round anyway?

How many times have I....Blake, let's just totally ignore each other, ya see I think you suck. And what do you tell me...no I can't do it...right?

Yep, OWNED~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Blake, any man who can't make his woman happy and humps my leg CONSTANTLY I have no use for, ok? So how about ya stop following me around and ..die....ok?

God, if you are really up there could ya please..ZAP!!...this little shit, please?

[Blake]

God, if you are really up there could ya please..ZAP!!...this little shit, please?

See that's the difference. I don't care about you one way or the other. You're a meaningless blip on my screen .

You're a freak who's thin skin makes him an easy target for cheap laughs from the rest of the message board.

[Avante]

See that's the difference. I don't care about you one way or the other. You're a meaningless blip on my screen .

You're a freak who's thin skin makes him an easy target for cheap laughs from the rest of the message board.

Will you ever figure out who does all the laughing here? Dude, you cannot be this damn dense.

Like I said, just start a thread talking about anything but Avante and you'll see what others think of yu, ok? If ya wanna talk about ...rest of the message board. Nobody likes you slugger, ok?

I make it funny and entertaining. you make it real obvious you're a fucking prick.

Ok, once again I see why I'd rather just ignore ya Blake, you got some serious problems.

I'll toss ya a bone in Febuary, so all is not lost.

[Clipper Nation]

chirp chirp

[Blake]

Will you ever figure out who does all the laughing here? Dude, you cannot be this damn dense.

Like I said, just start a thread talking about anything but Avante and you'll see what others think of yu, ok? If ya wanna talk about ...rest of the message board. Nobody likes you slugger, ok?

I make it funny and entertaining. you make it real obvious you're a fucking prick.

Ok, once again I see why I'd rather just ignore ya Blake, you got some serious problems.

I'll toss ya a bone in Febuary, so all is not lost.

You'll post again. You're weak.

You're also a fat pedo. Those kids in olangapo never had a chance against Avante the Hutt

[Avante]

10 recording artists I don't have enought of.

Tarter & Gay
Charlie Feathers
Hashil Adkins
JoAnn Kelly
Tony McPhee
Ramblin' Jack Elliott
Calvin Russell
Gillian Welch
Papa Mali
James Harman


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLUMmp0tLJA



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gteK8H2SdwM




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx2Btb_KaJM

[Blake]

You'll post again. You're weak.


Easy to predict. Easier to troll.

[Avante]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdYG-Nh_AxU

It's all about mood.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg5mymvyb_U

Bob Dylan a huge fan of this guy, the king of that .....High Lonesome.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHHV4K0Z1CA&amp;list=PL7b9q73rwZJYHJwKT2l-_sRp6EampuEXs

[Avante]

Some incredible stuff from those hills in West Virginia, Tennessse, Kentucky. Back in the Appalachians we find a whole other world. And the music reflects that.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsHVhQwOey0&amp;list=PL_NcbUMbCbdIgUPNr-6Ep1n4XOUXOC4n-



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxkSuBhzHqg



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jguvUHepISU

Dick Justice
Clarence Ashley....who recorded the original...House of the Rising Sun ...in 1933.
Bayless Rose
John Hammond
Buell Kazee

Along with the three above, a great mix. Yep, hicks music.

[Avante]

Shifting gears....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je0e9dIXOSA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NfKcuvO6VI



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5ffn-blGUE

[Blake]

Crickets

[Avante]

"Crickets"

woke up this mornin'
bout the break a day
heard them crickets
just chirping away

I was surrounded
yep, stereo
they were chirping
low and then low

I was diggin' it
really getting down
chirp chirp chirp
what a cool sound

I put on
my dancin' shoes
did the chirp chirp boogie
to them chirp chirp blues

I boggied to the left
boogied to the right
did a little spin
it was tight

love them crickets
chirp chirp chirp
with a big grin
I headed off to work

[johnsmith]

"Crickets"

woke up this mornin'
bout the break a day
heard them crickets
just chirping away

I was surrounded
yep, stereo
they were chirping
low and then low

I was diggin' it
really getting down
chirp chirp chirp
what a cool sound

I put on
my dancin' shoes
did the chirp chirp boogie
them chirp chirp blues


Another big day in the life of a retired old man spent arguing with people on the Internet eh?

[Avante]

Another big day in the life of a retired old man spent arguing with people on the Internet eh?

I guess I could just search out Avante, run over and pounce on his leg and begin humping away like you do. And then criticize everything he does while making him all I ever do here. How cool is that little fella?

You spend 90% of your time talking Avante. You really got it that bad?

Start a thread, comment on a thread, do something, anything other than just sing your Avante blues.

"Avante"

he's big, stands bout 6 foot 2
built like an Arkansas mule
hung like one too

big blue eyes
muscles everywhere
has that cool walk
that...I just don't care

bad men call him boss
the ladies call him stud
God asks him for advice
for His Heaven above

Avante, what more can be said
he's the greatest thing we;ve seen
since sliced bread

[Avante]

I know, I know...."that damn Avante, he's good, but I can't tell him that"....hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~

Mood



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvKjpGP6P5Y

[Avante]

Ya pay the starting QB in the NFL, 10 mill a year. Second string 5 mill. Ya don't pay by the individual, ya pay by job title.

So when we see situations like Houston/Dallas, we don't have the bench sitter making all that $$$$$ compared to the starter. That would be done for all positions.

[Clipper Nation]

chirp chirp

[Avante]

chirp chirp

Translation

Faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot.....wimper..wimper...wahwahwah.

[Clipper Nation]

chirp chirp

[Avante]

Translation

It's pretty obvious you're on a whole higher level than the rest of us Avante. Ya just know too damn much. I tried to hang, couldn't do it, I called ya faggot faggot and yes faggot, that didn't work. We're beat big guy, pretty much can just chirp chirp and chirp, I know, yep, sad and weak. Why can't ya just keep it simple, freak out over everything like we do? You really can't see the greatness of Derek Anderson?

[johnsmith]

I guess I could just search out Avante, run over and pounce on his leg and begin humping away like you do. And then criticize everything he does while making him all I ever do here. How cool is that little fella?

You spend 90% of your time talking Avante. You really got it that bad?

Start a thread, comment on a thread, do something, anything other than just sing your Avante blues.

"Avante"

he's big, stands bout 6 foot 2
built like an Arkansas mule
hung like one too

big blue eyes
muscles everywhere
has that cool walk
that...I just don't care

bad men call him boss
the ladies call him stud
God asks him for advice
for His Heaven above

Avante, what more can be said
he's the greatest thing we;ve seen
since sliced bread

Yep, another big day for you! One step closer to death eh?

[Avante]

Yep, another big day for you! One step closer to death eh?

Dude, what really is wrong with you. Real talk, ok?

[Clipper Nation]

Dude, what really is wrong with you. Real talk, ok?

http://i.imgur.com/dnGUvkS.jpg

[Avante]

http://i.imgur.com/dnGUvkS.jpg

What it really looks like is this johnsmith guy has a real bad case of Avanteitist, since he is all the guy does here.

So as usual wrong .......again~~~~ Dude, you ever been right about anything, ever?

Got pretty boring chirping and ya finally saw how stupid it made ya look, right? Hell, Avante is pretty much all you do here also isn't it little fella?

"Blown the Fuck Out"

I grabbed my gun
and one lone shell
I was tired of being pushed around
gonna blow that fuck to hell

he saw me coming
began to run
so I pulled the trigger
one bullet, one gun

he screamed
fell to the ground
I could hear the sirens
coming from down town

I had to go
gave a little shout
big smile on my face
I'd blown this fuck
out

[AussieFanKurt]

haven't been on this site for a while.. surprised this is still going :lol

[Blake]

Yep, another big day for you! One step closer to death eh?

Lol

[benefactor]

chirp chirp

[Trainwreck2100]

haven't been on this site for a while.. surprised this is still going :lol

The mods did the right thing and neutered op so he had no choice but to bump his old threads

[benefactor]

haven't been on this site for a while.. surprised this is still going :lol
I had Kori neuter him the last time she poked her head in the door tbh

[SpursforSix]

I had Kori neuter him the last time she poked her head in the door tbh

Too bad he wasn't neutered in 1967. Would have saved much grief for many children.

[benefactor]

Too bad he wasn't neutered in 1967. Would have saved much grief for many children.
http://rs599.pbsrc.com/albums/tt72/Psycho-Kelvio/thfunny58.gif~c200

[SpursforSix]

http://rs599.pbsrc.com/albums/tt72/Psycho-Kelvio/thfunny58.gif~c200

That's a hell of a way to do coke. Wasteful as fuck. Scarface level.

[benefactor]

:lol this thread

[Will Hunting]

:lmao Larry

[BD24]

I hope Larry is enjoying his time with his fat wife, fat daughter, and red neck son in law tbh

[benefactor]

These two are probably my favorites...

It was a few years ago, I'm at a Mini Mart getting ready to pump some gas when a car load of Mexicans (early 20's) pull up playing that I YI YI YI WEAR A SOMBRERO...shit just blaring. All that horn shit.

I am still in my car, so I roll the window down and...

Avante...excuse me gang but would ya mind turning that down a bit I have a headache....please.
Young Mexican....fuck your headache amigo.

So I open my door and get out and start walking towards them. I could see it in their face...."shit, this is a big dude"

Avante...(looking down at the big mouth)...ya wanna say that again?
young Mexican...(looking over at the driver with a...turn that down... look)....sorry man.

Yep, size does matter and that wasn't the only time my size/look was all it took.

You'd have to be crazy to mess with me. Being an x sprinter/RB/KR/DB I have unusual quicks and now with the added size and power, yep, pretty scarey. I ran and played at around 225, since then I've put on 50 pounds of solid steel. Massive shoulders and thighs...more like pistons.

And I love hurting little big mouth punks. The bummer is after a good look at the Avante wrecking ball, it's..."ok ok man, I'm sorry, ok?".

Neve forget the time....

I'm at a bar in Hanford called The El Ranchero (Steve Perry would show up now and then) checking out the prospects for Miss Tonight when this big guy comes over....

Big Guy...excuse me but could I talk to you for a minute?
Avante...shoot.
Big Guy...see those guys over there (pointing at a table where four rough guys sat drinking)
Avante...yep
Big Guy..they come here to cause trouble, I called in another bouncer but he wasn't home. So if it comes down to it could ya give me a hand, a 100 bucks work?
Avante....I come here to cause trouble, so I hope they do start something, you got it.
Big Guy....cool, thanks.

Well there was no trouble and after they left I started out the door with Miss Tonight when the Big Guy stopped me..."thanks bro (and he handed me a 100 dollar bill)"
I mean...how lonely do you have to be in order to be a sixty something year old man making up stories like this to impress people on a Spurs website?:lol

[Chucho]

OK, I gotta know what this dude looks like now. Someone PM the pics.

[benefactor]

Can you imagine him squirming in his chair alone, surrounded by all that bullshit clutter when he realized the game was up and we all knew what he really looked like?

[benefactor]

OK, I gotta know what this dude looks like now. Someone PM the pics.
It's no big deal really...he's just a run of the mill old man. Five foot nothing and one hundred and nothing. He looks like any old guy you would see at a breakfast joint drinking coffee and shooting the shit with other old guys.

[Chucho]

Can you imagine him squirming in his chair alone, surrounded by all that bullshit clutter when he realized the game was up and we all knew what he really looked like?


Is he the bearded dude in the pic S4S posted?

And yeah, his fortress of solitude looked like a filthy, beat up shanty that probably reeks of mildew and cat piss.

[benefactor]

Is he the bearded dude in the pic S4S posted?

And yeah, his fortress of solitude looked like a filthy, beat up shanty that probably reeks of mildew and cat piss.
Nah...handlebar stache, sunglasses and a beat up Niners cap he's probably had since the 80's.

[Chucho]

Nah...handlebar stache, sunglasses and a beat up Niners cap he's probably had since the 80's.

:rollin

[Black Stan]

I told yalluns to give it a rest.

[Black Stan]

Larry always told me that yalluns were racist. Would it help if I was White Stan?

[spurraider21]

it would help if you had a better shtick

[tlongII]

That is really fat.