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JudynTX
02-14-2014, 10:22 AM
"It's not me, it's you".

DPG21920
02-14-2014, 10:28 AM
"Monty "The Blur" Jackson ran a 5.1 40 YD Dash in 1835 while attending Obese University; which at the time was considered ground breaking"

Spur|n|Austin
02-14-2014, 10:47 AM
"You Should Get Checked"

baseline bum
02-14-2014, 10:58 AM
Let's just be friends

He has a job

I want half

Flawless
02-14-2014, 11:16 AM
"You're a 3/10 at best"

spurs_fan_in_exile
02-14-2014, 11:26 AM
"Have a roofie"

mrsmaalox
02-14-2014, 11:36 AM
"Are you a size 14?"

spurs_fan_in_exile
02-14-2014, 11:42 AM
"Love me with all your holes."

baseline bum
02-14-2014, 11:45 AM
U need 2 get tested

JudynTX
02-14-2014, 11:47 AM
Are you on parole?

I. Hustle
02-14-2014, 11:55 AM
I <3 you, Rose or Trish or whatever your name is"

I. Hustle
02-14-2014, 11:56 AM
"I wrote this in blood"

I. Hustle
02-14-2014, 11:57 AM
"Blue heart" "Red Heart" choose one

I. Hustle
02-14-2014, 11:57 AM
"Anal?"

I. Hustle
02-14-2014, 11:58 AM
"I'm almost the..."

Thread
02-14-2014, 12:11 PM
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Spur|n|Austin
02-14-2014, 12:36 PM
"Seriously. Get Checked."

baseline bum
02-14-2014, 12:38 PM
Can we haz 3-way?

baseline bum
02-14-2014, 12:40 PM
Need mor beers 1st

baseline bum
02-14-2014, 12:41 PM
Let's see other people

baseline bum
02-14-2014, 12:41 PM
Why don't u go fuck ur mother some more?

baseline bum
02-14-2014, 12:42 PM
Have black boyfriend

Spur|n|Austin
02-14-2014, 12:42 PM
"Take a Hike"

baseline bum
02-14-2014, 12:44 PM
I terminated pregnancy

DMC
02-14-2014, 12:45 PM
Swallow This

Spur|n|Austin
02-14-2014, 12:46 PM
"I cheated on you with Avante"

baseline bum
02-14-2014, 12:46 PM
I <3 ur sister

baseline bum
02-14-2014, 12:47 PM
Ur brothers child

DMC
02-14-2014, 12:47 PM
Lose weight

baseline bum
02-14-2014, 12:48 PM
Shave that shit

DMC
02-14-2014, 12:48 PM
Fuk yo heart, clown

baseline bum
02-14-2014, 12:57 PM
I want some nasty

JudynTX
02-14-2014, 01:02 PM
Prison guards are losers

JudynTX
02-14-2014, 01:10 PM
Your penis is too small

The Gemini Method
02-14-2014, 01:12 PM
Tastes like pineapple

The Gemini Method
02-14-2014, 01:12 PM
That'll be $150

The Gemini Method
02-14-2014, 01:13 PM
How much for a Plan B?

Blake
02-14-2014, 01:18 PM
Will U snort this with me, Valentine

The Gemini Method
02-14-2014, 01:19 PM
Oh shit, is that a penis? Meh I can work with it

JudynTX
02-14-2014, 01:22 PM
Cougar bait

spurs_fan_in_exile
02-14-2014, 01:25 PM
It'll fit, just don't fart.

DMC
02-14-2014, 01:27 PM
Molested

DMC
02-14-2014, 01:28 PM
This IS dinner

baseline bum
02-14-2014, 01:39 PM
I guess u can call that a dick

CuckingFunt
02-14-2014, 01:43 PM
U weren't worth it

I wuz drunk

I regret this

Leave

baseline bum
02-14-2014, 01:45 PM
I have herpes

Jus kidding - not on the pill

JudynTX
02-14-2014, 01:45 PM
:lmao

spurs_fan_in_exile
02-14-2014, 01:45 PM
Swear you're not a cop

baseline bum
02-14-2014, 01:45 PM
ur sister was better

ur mother was better

ur daughter was better

JudynTX
02-14-2014, 01:45 PM
You are the father!

baseline bum
02-14-2014, 01:47 PM
I fucked a ######

spurs_fan_in_exile
02-14-2014, 01:51 PM
My back seat,
your back door

JudynTX
02-14-2014, 01:56 PM
I see dead people.

DMC
02-14-2014, 02:24 PM
Recycled

I. Hustle
02-14-2014, 02:28 PM
"$'s on the dresser"
"Is it in"
"who farted?"
"Penicillin"
"Are those real? LOL IDC"

thunderup
02-14-2014, 02:36 PM
Ew you're fat, ugly and old.

baseline bum
02-14-2014, 03:11 PM
You look a lot older

I. Hustle
02-14-2014, 03:13 PM
"18 right?"

Avante's - "Age is just a number"

Spur|n|Austin
02-14-2014, 03:17 PM
"AIDS are KOOL"

Blake
02-14-2014, 03:17 PM
http://panisko.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/lotioncandyheart_616.jpg

Clipper Nation
02-14-2014, 03:19 PM
"All the other sailors are doing it!"

I. Hustle
02-14-2014, 03:26 PM
"What happens in Olongapo..."

baseline bum
02-14-2014, 03:43 PM
I fucked a Jamaican on our cruise ship

baseline bum
02-14-2014, 03:44 PM
I don't do that anymore

baseline bum
02-14-2014, 03:45 PM
My daddy's pressing charges

UZER
02-14-2014, 03:56 PM
DTF?

DMC
02-14-2014, 03:58 PM
Keep sucking, that was just my gonorrhea

DMC
02-14-2014, 04:00 PM
Found You
Google Earth

I. Hustle
02-14-2014, 04:06 PM
"I tatted your name on my calves"
"You make me wanna scratch my face"
"I wouldn't give my blood to help you"
"I drive a $400K car"
"TBH"
"Unbeavable"
"My pants are white hot 4 U"
"Can I search ur cavity"

UZER
02-14-2014, 04:34 PM
Sit on my face

The Reckoning
02-14-2014, 05:32 PM
It's me or the cats

baseline bum
02-14-2014, 05:41 PM
Already came in my pants

UZER
02-14-2014, 06:12 PM
Sharp elbows, wud not bang

baseline bum
02-14-2014, 06:34 PM
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