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DeadlyDynasty
02-15-2014, 05:39 PM
http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130208145613/althistory/images/thumb/d/da/Maginot-Line-Diagram1.jpg/800px-Maginot-Line-Diagram1.jpg
jeebus
02-15-2014, 05:55 PM
"village men defend fort"
:lmao
just like you guys did with Fort Douaumont? lol maginot line
irishock
02-15-2014, 06:24 PM
lol Bruno
JoeTait75
02-15-2014, 06:30 PM
What is that, Liege?
Rogue
02-15-2014, 11:14 PM
Fags could've doubled their pay, extending the line to twice its length to also cover up the Belgian border, so they would've avoided the biggest military shame of all time... but wait, French asses are stingy as fuck so how could they spend even a penny to strengthen the neighbor's fence?
baseline bum
02-16-2014, 11:04 AM
http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130208145613/althistory/images/thumb/d/da/Maginot-Line-Diagram1.jpg/800px-Maginot-Line-Diagram1.jpg
Where does the white flag go?
TDMVPDPOY
02-16-2014, 11:18 AM
IS that the french wankers version of the vietcongs cu chi tunnels? lmao french wankers
jeebus
02-16-2014, 11:22 AM
Where does the white flag go?
The ammunition room is actually full of white flags but having maybe a few dozen rounds of ammunition in there.. Once ze Germans are seen advancing on their position, all guns immediately self destruct and white flags are propped out of the viewing area.
Tour guides and maps are then given to ze Germans to provide the most pleasant route to Paris.
Good thing is they can sell the weapons has having never been fired, and only dropped once.
DeadlyDynasty
02-16-2014, 01:11 PM
Bruno (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=2449) Brazil (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=14466) romain.star (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=7413) Cry Havoc
jeebus
02-16-2014, 01:16 PM
Q: Why do the French never perform “the wave” at a soccer game?
A: Because, that’s a gesture reserved for use only in time of war.
Katherine Robinson
02-16-2014, 01:31 PM
Such an arrogant nation of weak hearted imbeciles.
Trainwreck2100
02-16-2014, 01:31 PM
France: Hah a wall you shall never win Germany
Germany: we'll just go around it
Bruno
02-16-2014, 02:16 PM
:yield
DeadlyDynasty
02-16-2014, 02:28 PM
:lol
Katherine Robinson
02-16-2014, 02:32 PM
:yield
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-WQ_Ir_M3hIs/UDkghKGp5SI/AAAAAAAAHGQ/0ubJxBqkmCI/s1600/french_man_crying.jpg
jeebus
02-16-2014, 03:50 PM
You just know the Brits loved sinking the French fleet in Algeria.
Brazil
02-17-2014, 07:12 AM
:yield
another French who likes to surrender quick
Brazil
02-17-2014, 07:12 AM
Bruno (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=2449) Brazil (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=14466) romain.star (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=7413) Cry Havoc (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=7256)
sup DD
I'm quite sure cry havoc is not French tbh
Brazil
02-17-2014, 07:16 AM
Fags could've doubled their pay, extending the line to twice its length to also cover up the Belgian border, so they would've avoided the biggest military shame of all time... but wait, French asses are stingy as fuck so how could they spend even a penny to strengthen the neighbor's fence?
Hey look Rogue faggot with a post without mentioning her attention whore. You can still smell the butthurt caused by a smelly French doing her ass tho
Rogue
02-17-2014, 09:41 AM
that french fag must have also had a hard time opening his silk purse when buying that goddamn diamond for Goddess, tbh. Thankfully he made the decision to pay, which flattered goddess and convinced her to give him a few nights cloth-free, but that fag is still nothing but a dildo toy, imho.
DeadlyDynasty
02-17-2014, 09:42 AM
sup DD
I'm quite sure cry havoc is not French tbh
Honorary frenchman imo
romain.star
02-17-2014, 10:06 AM
Such an arrogant nation of weak hearted imbeciles.
You've got a point here Madam. Well done!
Well... I can't talk for the whole French Nation but as i was talking with my mum the other day, we both agreed that our whole family is a bunch of arrogant dickheads (especially my 2 grands fathers who loved sucking nazi balls during WW2)
Katherine Robinson
02-17-2014, 10:43 AM
You've got a point here Madam. Well done!
Well... I can't talk for the whole French Nation but as i was talking with my mum the other day, we both agreed that our whole family is a bunch of arrogant dickheads (especially my 2 grands fathers who loved sucking nazi balls during WW2)
They were wise to comply with the Nazis.
Brazil
02-17-2014, 11:50 AM
Honorary frenchman imo
you're hurting my feelings tbh
Brazil
02-17-2014, 11:55 AM
They were wise to comply with the Nazis.
even wiser was to surrender and still manage to be on the negotiation table of the winners...
French were smart at that time, we even occupied Berlin while saving Paris from destruction and millions of people lifes
:cry I miss De Gaulle, dude was a genius tbh :cry
Cry Havoc
02-17-2014, 12:42 PM
Honorary frenchman imo
:lol
Katherine Robinson
02-17-2014, 01:06 PM
even wiser was to surrender and still manage to be on the negotiation table of the winners...
French were smart at that time, we even occupied Berlin while saving Paris from destruction and millions of people lifes
:cry I miss De Gaulle, dude was a genius tbh :cry
That is like saying it is okay to let a girl get raped because she will end up with you later. France was bent over at Brettom Woods, along with the rest of the capitalist world.
Brazil
02-17-2014, 01:16 PM
That is like saying it is okay to let a girl get raped because she will end up with you later. France was bent over at Brettom Woods, along with the rest of the capitalist world.
now Bretton Woods ? :lol
Brazil
02-17-2014, 01:18 PM
:lol
grats for being an honorary frenchman
Katherine Robinson
02-17-2014, 01:38 PM
now Bretton Woods ? :lol
What is the Euro backed by?
Brazil
02-17-2014, 01:50 PM
What is the Euro backed by?
and ?
romain.star
02-17-2014, 02:05 PM
That is like saying it is okay to let a girl get raped because she will end up with you later. France was bent over at Brettom Woods, along with the rest of the capitalist world.
Based on your previous posts, it seems you have a pretty accurate idea of what France is about. That's impressive. But it seems you don't get that, beside surrending and not taking shower, it is also quite cool to rape girls, especially the smelly ones
Katherine Robinson
02-17-2014, 02:15 PM
and ?
What is it backed by?
Brazil
02-17-2014, 04:39 PM
What is it backed by?
What's your point ? USA is the biggest economy in the world ? no shit sherlok... somebody was trying to say otherwise ?
Rogue
02-17-2014, 08:18 PM
USA only became the world's biggest economy because your grandparents failed miserably against Germany and stoked the fire of Nazism, which eventually embroiled the UK in the scourge of war and eventually wrecked the UK's economy and ended her dominance over almost half of the world. If you fucks had remembered that you had something between your legs during the fight with Nazis you would've at least survived as a country (instead of falling even faster than Poland), and the Germans would've been contained in the region of Germany, Poland and East Prussia. Germans would be nuts to declare war on Russia with an enemy (France) standing behind them, then the world war would've been avoided and hundreds of thousands of lives would've been saved.
Katherine Robinson
02-17-2014, 08:30 PM
What's your point ? USA is the biggest economy in the world ? no shit sherlok... somebody was trying to say otherwise ?
Answer the question.
ElNono
02-17-2014, 08:35 PM
Pasteur was good though, IMO...
Brazil
02-17-2014, 09:00 PM
Answer the question.
No
Brazil
02-17-2014, 09:03 PM
USA only became the world's biggest economy because your grandparents failed miserably against Germany and stoked the fire of Nazism, which eventually embroiled the UK in the scourge of war and eventually wrecked the UK's economy and ended her dominance over almost half of the world. If you fucks had remembered that you had something between your legs during the fight with Nazis you would've at least survived as a country (instead of falling even faster than Poland), and the Germans would've been contained in the region of Germany, Poland and East Prussia. Germans would be nuts to declare war on Russia with an enemy (France) standing behind them, then the world war would've been avoided and hundreds of thousands of lives would've been saved.
like u know shit about Europe history yellow fuck face...
Katherine Robinson
02-17-2014, 09:17 PM
No
Like a true frog. Behold excellence while you pity your claim to fame being wine and unshaved women.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFwXmz1KGoQ
http://myyearwithoutsport.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/hogan-slams-andre.jpg
DeadlyDynasty
02-17-2014, 09:23 PM
Like a true frog. Behold excellence while you pity your claim to fame being wine and unshaved women.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFwXmz1KGoQ
:makemyday
DeadlyDynasty
02-17-2014, 09:27 PM
Germany: Schnell!
France: sacrebleu!
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