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Jimcs50
08-03-2005, 08:38 PM
A lady goes into a bar and sees Cosmic Cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He has the biggest feet she's ever seen. The woman asks the Cowboy if what they say about men with big feet is true.
Cosmic Cowboy replies, "Sure is, why don't you come back to my place and let me prove it?"

The woman figures "why not," and spends the night with him. The next day, she hands Cosmic Cowboy a $100 bill.

Blushing, he says, "I'm flattered, nobody has ever paid me for my prowess before."

The woman replies, "Well, don't be. Take this money and go buy yourself some boots that fit!"

:)
Jimcs50
08-03-2005, 08:43 PM
SW is in a hospital in a coma. After a few days, the nurse notices that every time she sponge-bathes Spurs Woman around the crotch, her vital signs, according to the nearby monitor, increase significantly. The nurse gets the bright idea that oral sex might just provide the stimulus to bring Spurs Woman out of her coma.
She calls Useruser666, tells him her idea about oral sex, and he agrees. When he arrives at the hospital, the nurse ushers him into the room, closes the curtain around the bed, and closes the door. Five minutes later, the man comes running out of the room screaming that all of SW's vital signs have plummeted to zero and she needs a doctor immediately.

The nurse, upset that her idea had not only failed, but seemed to be threatening the life of the woman she had sought to save, asked Useruser666 what happened.

He replied, "I'm not sure, but I think she choked."

:spin
Ginofan
08-03-2005, 08:51 PM
:lmao Nice ones.
SpursWoman
08-03-2005, 10:43 PM
:lol :lol :lol
T Park
08-03-2005, 10:44 PM
lmao, both of those are hilarious.
TheTruth
08-03-2005, 11:24 PM
:lmao

she choked!!!! :lmao
Johnny_Blaze_47
08-03-2005, 11:39 PM
:lol
Flea
08-04-2005, 06:47 AM
:lol :lol :lol
xcoriate
08-04-2005, 07:02 AM
OMG she choked!!!


:lmao The second one is brilliant.