Saturday Night events

[lefty]

Imo

[jeebus]

http://i.imgur.com/jwIoNMC.gif

[irishock]

Only pussies and assholes do Saturday night all-star shit.

I'm watching Lakers-Celtics game 4 '08 Finals on ESPN classics.

[Robz4000]

Chuck is either dunk on air or extremely hungover.

[rayjayjohnson]

Only pussies and assholes do Saturday night all-star shit.

I'm watching Lakers-Celtics game 4 '08 Finals on ESPN classics.

fucking nba hipster

[Arcadian]

There is life, and then there is death. Then there's life, and then there's a little bit of death. Then there's life again. But then, just when you think things are alive, things die. Literature teaches us these important lessons. Don't be dead. K? Reconsider.

[RD2191]

:lmao

[MeloHype]

Cliff Paul is a faggot

[RD2191]

Cliff Paul is a faggot

[RD2191]

Nick Cannon has to be the worst fucking host of all time, how does he keep getting jobs?

[Reck]

http://i.imgur.com/jwIoNMC.gif

Fap fap fap

[Thread]

Fap fap fap

That little pout at the end...I got feeling, Shad, below the belt, deep in my bermuda shorts.

[lefty]

Lol Malone bailed out again

[Mugen]

Steph Curry's mom is bad as fuck tbh.

[MeloHype]

Cliff Paul is a faggot

[irishock]

Steph Curry's mom is bad as fuck tbh.

It's a shame she went black.

[MeloHype]

:lmao

[Mugen]

It's a shame she went black.

I'm blacker than Dell Curry tbh.

[ace3g]

Bosh did it again

[RD2191]

Bosh is such a faggot.

[MeloHype]

damn Chris Bosh is clutch

[D-Wade]

Bosh sons!

[Robz4000]

Fuckin Bosh

[Reck]

Nick Cannon is possibly gayer than no lyfe scrub for sure.

[Juggity]

tf


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS2QwKRhnds

[jeebus]

Give me dat sauce bro.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS2QwKRhnds

Requiem For A Dream imo.

[Reck]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS2QwKRhnds


Requiem For A Dream imo.

Bless your souls both of you.

[RD2191]

:loldamn

[RD2191]

"Clearly trying to reach a crescendo of full-on depravity, Aronofsky orchestrates the scene to reach its fever pitch just as the other characters are suffering their own sick and vicious fates. Jokes can and will be made about this scene for the rest of cinema’s history—it’s that fucked up—but while we do have a sense of humor too, anyone who is under the belief that this scene is sexy needs their head examined."

[RD2191]

Time to see a doc:lol

[jeebus]

"Clearly trying to reach a crescendo of full-on depravity, Aronofsky orchestrates the scene to reach its fever pitch just as the other characters are suffering their own sick and vicious fates. Jokes can and will be made about this scene for the rest of cinema’s history—it’s that fucked up—but while we do have a sense of humor too, anyone who is under the belief that this scene is sexy needs their head examined."

it's a great scene. her addiction needs and willingness to go ass to ass with some random girl and a 10 foot long black dildo is great entertainment.

[apalisoc_9]

Marco 2014 three point contest champion tbh

[lefty]

Lol Belli will lose

[irishock]

Lillard injury coming up

[RD2191]

it's a great scene. her addiction needs and willingness to go ass to ass with some random girl and a 10 foot long black dildo is great entertainment.
:lol

[jeebus]

might as well turn this shit on and watch Marco hit about 4 shots

[RD2191]

might as well turn this shit on and watch Marco hit about 4 shots
:lmao

[lefty]

Lol money ball rack

[MeloHype]

Wtf is Anthony Davis wearing

[irishock]

Curry will get 15

[ElNono]

siamo fuori dalla coppa

[lefty]

Wtf is Anthony Davis wearing
A uniform

[jeebus]

well shit

[MeloHype]

That dude

[irishock]

Smart to use money ball rack as last...

dominant race, tbh...

[AussieFanKurt]

two airballs for marco.. still gets 19

[jeebus]

"oh he's got it. he's got it. yup, he's in the zone....awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"

[MeloHype]

Marco in the finals

[Robz4000]

King Beli

[AussieFanKurt]

marco through :lmao

[ElNono]

lol Reggie suck a fat one

[RD2191]

Suck a dick Reggie:lmao

[timtonymanu]

:lol Reggie Miller shit analyst per par

[Clipper Nation]

Dat Dude, tbh....

[lefty]

http://tomkiesche.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/a4ee1-rambo.gif

[BRHornet45]

hpHO7jkmtfc

[Bynumite]

lol Scrubinelli.

[HI-FI]

http://tomkiesche.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/a4ee1-rambo.gif
:tu
THAT DUDE

[jimbo]

:lol

Marco just looks like he's fucked a goat to me. At least tried it out

[Bynumite]

lol Beliscrub.

[irishock]

:lmao JJ Redick not invited to this contest...

[Bynumite]

Joe Johnson with the slowest release ever.

[D-Wade]

Slow ass Iso Joe :lol

[ElNono]

lol Joe Johnson doesn't belong

[lefty]

JJ 's clock management

[ElNono]

Beal gonna win the East, IMO

[lefty]

CROFL Nelly is still alive

[jeebus]

Slow ass Iso Joe :lol

I missed his run, when did he run out of time?

[lefty]

I missed his run, when did he run out of time?
He had 4 balls left in the final riack

[ElNono]

called it, nigga can shoot

[lefty]

CROFL Nelly is still alive

[MeloHype]

:cry kyrie

[ElNono]

Beal got this shit on lock, tbh

[jeebus]

Beli's gonna come through like Tammy with that tip in in game 7. tbh.

[ElNono]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2878185/marco.gif

[RD2191]

Fuck, why did Reggie have to talk shit? Now I'm emotionally invested in this. Hope Marco takes it. Just gimme one. Please.

[ace3g]

Hardwood Paroxysm @HPbasketball
(https://twitter.com/HPbasketball)#mindblown (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23mindblown) RT @YourManDevine (https://twitter.com/YourManDevine/): Beal + Nelly = Belinelli #whooooooooa (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23whooooooooa)

[Bynumite]

Drake is such a faggot groupie.

[Reck]

Nick Cannon asking what's the strategy. The fuck has no clue. lol

[irishock]

Bellinelli should throw a basketball at that faggot's forehead

[lefty]

Dadude !

[MeloHype]

Fuck

[lefty]

fuck :lol

[Bynumite]

Beal jizzed all over Scrubinelli.

[ElNono]

damn

[lefty]

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsS/16370-13732.gif

[RD2191]

fuck

[ElNono]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2878185/marco.gif

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2878185/marco.gif

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2878185/marco.gif

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2878185/marco.gif

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2878185/marco.gif

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2878185/marco.gif

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http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2878185/marco.gif

[MeloHype]

DAT Dude!

[Spur-Addict]

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsS/16370-13732.gif

:rollin

[lefty]

Beal jizzed all over Scrubinelli.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqpuz4yonZ1r085xlo1_500.gif

[timtonymanu]

:lol this will probably be better than the dunk contest again.

[Arcadian]

Bitches.

[AussieFanKurt]

marco back in nawlins trying to impress the ladies

[ElNono]

Beal jizzed all over Scrubinelli.


Beal jizzed all over Scrubinelli.


Beal jizzed all over Scrubinelli.


Beal jizzed all over Scrubinelli.


Beal jizzed all over Scrubinelli.


Beal jizzed all over Scrubinelli.


Beal jizzed all over Scrubinelli.


Beal jizzed all over Scrubinelli.










Beal jizzed all over Scrubinelli.

[Bynumite]

Beliscrub causing a jizz hurricane upstairs like he's not gonna choke in the playoffs :lol

[Reck]

That dude Beli.

Only thing them Spurms will have as bragging rights this year. :lol

[timtonymanu]

:lol Reggie miller

[Bynumite]

Elnono getting emotional over all star weekend :lol

[ElNono]

:lol THAT dude jizzing all over dem bears fan

[lefty]

http://thatnbalotterypick.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/pop-dancing-parade1.gif

[ElNono]

Elnono getting emotional over all star weekend :lol

:lol I'm emotional, but Lakerfan with nobody on the 3 point contest can't stop hating

[lefty]

lol French Gestapo (???) changing thread title

[Technique]

:lol Shaq truly is a dumbass

[Bynumite]

:lol THAT dude jizzing all over dem bears fan

All Star Weekend :lmao
Jizz hurricane :lmao

[elmanutres]

:lol I'm emotional, but Lakerfan with nobody on the 3 point contest can't stop hating
:lmao

[Reck]

Beli sounds just like Super Mario. :lol

ima happy

[Venti Quattro]

The Dunk Contest will suck, so hope you enjoyed the best event of the night.

[ElNono]

All Star Weekend :lmao
Jizz hurricane :lmao

tell us more what happened when you jumped on the Beal fail train :lol

[Technique]

Belinini is harder to understand than Stallone

[ElNono]

The Dunk Contest will suck, so hope you enjoyed the best event of the night.

pretty much... the dunk contest has sucked for years now...

[Mugen]

welp, thats it for All Star Saturday tbh. God bless tbh.

[irishock]

http://thatnbalotterypick.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/pop-dancing-parade1.gif

WTF :lmao

[mystargtr34]

:lol who is this Bynumite douche? He reminds me of the upstairs version of Hoop Czar

[Bynumite]

tell us more what happened when you jumped on the Beal fail train :lol

All star weekend, save it for when he hits those in the playoffs, calm down son.

[ElNono]

the best part of that was Reggie having to STFU :lol

[HI-FI]

:lol Bynumite with the eternally salty takes.

"....but but Reggie Miller knows what he's talking about, he's a faggot like my idol Kobe."

[lefty]

http://i.minus.com/iWontKhII1tfh.gif

[HarlemHeat37]

Just turned it on in time to see Beli win, tbh:toast..

Now I'll be turning it off for a bit, since they just said Kendrick Lamar is performing for some reason:lol..worse than Bruno Mars, tbh..

[Bynumite]

:lol THAT dude jizzing all over dem bears fan

Without the Memphis playoff elimination i don't have the epic fail known as 6 so i ain't even mad tbh.

[AussieFanKurt]

:lol only cared about this after miller starting throwing chat

[lefty]

WTF :lmao
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/Fernando_M/NBA/th_happypopo.gif

[gambit1990]

Beal jizzed all over Scrubinelli.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgkKCunCUAE5tZG.jpg:large

[AussieFanKurt]

Just turned it on in time to see Beli win, tbh:toast..

Now I'll be turning it off for a bit, since they just said Kendrick Lamar is performing for some reason:lol..worse than Bruno Mars, tbh..

no one is worse than bruno mars currently tbh...

[ElNono]

All star weekend, save it for when he hits those in the playoffs, calm down son.

of course it's a meaningless contest... it's just hilarious to see you jumping on the Spurs hate train again and again :lol

[Clipper Nation]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2012-10/72653800.jpg

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol Bynumite with the eternally salty takes.

"....but but Reggie Miller knows what he's talking about, he's a faggot like my idol Kobe."

Bynumite is one of the 5 shittiest posters in ST history, as I've been saying since last year, tbh..he doesn't bring goods of any kind..

[Bynumite]

of course it's a meaningless contest... it's just hilarious to see you jumping on the Spurs hate train again and again :lol

The hate train has been working perfectly since 07 tbh :lol

[ElNono]

Without the Memphis playoff elimination i don't have the epic fail known as 6 so i ain't even mad tbh.

keep spinning that shit... just go cry with your boy Beal :lol

[Bynumite]

Bynumite is one of the 5 shittiest posters in ST history, as I've been saying since last year, tbh..he doesn't bring goods of any kind..

Put that on a list faggot, like i give a fuck about your opinion fuck boy.

[Clipper Nation]

of course it's a meaningless contest... it's just hilarious to see you jumping on the Spurs hate train again and again :lol

:lol How salty do you have to be to throw a shitfit because a Spur won an All-Star event?

[Venti Quattro]

I take my word back. Kendrick Lamar is the best event of the 2014 All-Star Saturday.

:lmao Sprite Slam Dunk Contest

[irishock]

Bynumite is one of the 5 shittiest posters in ST history, as I've been saying since last year, tbh..he doesn't bring goods of any kind..

Who are the other 3 besides NewcastleKEG?

[Reck]

LOL who are these scrubs singing

[ElNono]

:lol How salty do you have to be to throw a shitfit because a Spur won an All-Star event?

:lol then try to play the "you're emotional" card when your guy shits the bed

[jeebus]

Sprite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFGry5O-esM

[HarlemHeat37]

Who are the other 3 besides NewcastleKEG?

I don't think Newcastlekeg is on my list, tbh..

Off the top of my head, No Lyfe Scrub and Bynumite, obviously..I'd have to think about the rest:lol..

[Venti Quattro]

LOL who are these scrubs singing
Is that how you guys at the Hoobastank and Avril Lavigne forums refer to Kendrick Lamar?

[Reck]

Is that how you guys at the Hoobastank and Avril Lavigne forums refer to Kendrick Lamar?

LOL soul train listening faggot.

[Mugen]

who's in the slam dunk contest tbh? The last one i remember was Nate Robinson missing like 30 dunks tbh

[benefactor]

Just made it home...dammit. Someone Youtube that shit.

[Clipper Nation]

LOL who are these scrubs singing

Sure beats "Happy" by Pharrell and "Mambo Number 5," tbh :lol

[Spurs da champs]

Is that how you guys at the Hoobastank and Avril Lavigne forums refer to Kendrick Lamar?

:lmao

[UZER]

http://thatnbalotterypick.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/pop-dancing-parade1.gif

:lol Pops titties bouncing more than that model in the first GIF.

[Kool Bob Love]

:lmao

[irishock]

:lmao

lol laughing at that weak shit

[jeebus]

Just made it home...dammit. Someone Youtube that shit.

in a nutshell:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVqQKF7xgTQ

[Reck]

Sure beats "Happy" by Pharrell and "Mambo Number 5," tbh :lol

Hating on Pharrel now? And yeah the other one never gets old.

At least you're not making shit up like listening to lavigne and shit. :lol

[td4mvp2k]

who's in the slam dunk contest tbh? The last one i remember was Nate Robinson missing like 30 dunks tbh

:lol

[dirk4mvp]

Are the fake lil wayne New Orleans pirus gonna gun Kendrick down for wearing their colors tbh

[lefty]

LOL who are these scrubs singing
I think you hurt Venti's feelings

[Spurs da champs]

lol laughing at that weak shit
Problem?

[lefty]

who's in the slam dunk contest tbh? The last one i remember was Nate Robinson missing like 30 dunks tbh
lol did you forget about Birdman's needed 50 dunk attempts ?

[ElNono]

in a nutshell:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVqQKF7xgTQ

tbh...

ybgQJlYRrZs

[jeebus]

wasn't James White in the dunk contest last year and basically spent his whole time on the court sucking cock?

[lefty]

434892266876829696

[Mugen]

lol did you forget about Birdman's needed 50 dunk attempts ?

I don't remember that at all tbh. Gonna have to ask my nigga rayray about it sometime.

[lefty]

I don't remember that at all tbh. Gonna have to ask my nigga rayray about it sometime.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh6PPa581mg

[irishock]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh6PPa581mg

He went from that embarrassing shit to becoming an NBA world champion :lmao

[lefty]

AIDS judging a dunk contest :lmao

[Venti Quattro]

I think you hurt Venti's feelings

I'll listen to some Hoobastank to ease away the pain. :(

[Spurs da champs]

Paul George is a mediocre dunker, Reggie is such a damn homer.

[lefty]

Thant new concept aint too bad TBH

[lefty]

I'll listen to some Hoobastank to ease away the pain. :(
:lol

[timtonymanu]

Yawn

[irishock]

:lmao

[Venti Quattro]

Wow, what an atrocity the Slam Dunk Contest has become. Fucking awful. Just shut this thing down and let Kendrick Lamar have a full concert...

[Clipper Nation]

Please just put the dunk contest out of its misery, this shit is unwatchable, tbh....

[ElNono]

I've seen this movie before...

jiYbIyOYCG0

[HI-FI]

I want to see Earvin Jr dunk it.

[timtonymanu]

Time for Vince Carter dunks to be trending again

[benefactor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zlrkljG6c4

[HarlemHeat37]

Doesn't that judge in the middle have Aids, tbh?..

[lefty]

They need fuckn tablets for that?

[irishock]

Deadly was wrong after all


I'd rather watch backdoor screens and spot up shots than this athletic shit

[Mugen]

I want to see Earvin Jr dunk it.

:lol no way EJ's doin the dunking tbh

[HI-FI]

Earvin Jr, dressed in his Chaka Khan outfit, jumping off a trampoline to dunk it....problem solved.

[ElNono]

Doesn't that judge in the middle have Aids, tbh?..

He's got that Free-AIDS camera on him...

[ElNono]

They should hand out "I watched this shit" tshirts after it's over...

[ElNono]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgkRxHoCIAAPj7P.jpg:large

[lefty]

Ross :lol

[RD2191]

rofl canada

[Reck]

I think you hurt Venti's feelings

Ya think Lefty? Didn't even have to use soccer refferences either. :lol

[RD2191]

rofl canada

[lefty]

Lol robdiaz2191

[Venti Quattro]

The Slam Dunk Contest should be stopped by next year. Do they really want to wait until this becomes a disaster and people start booing contestants?

[HarlemHeat37]

The best thing about the Vince dunk contest was that he didn't miss a single dunk, tbh..

[lefty]

The only shitty dunker voting for lollard

[ElNono]

http://gifling.com/galleries/gifs1/yawning-girl-at-home.gif

[RD2191]

lol t ross garbage dunk

[HarlemHeat37]

Why the fuck is Harrison Barnes in this, btw?:lol..

[RD2191]

lillard got robbed

[lefty]

Robdiaz :cry

[RD2191]

:lmao

[timtonymanu]

http://media0.giphy.com/media/juhao23ub2jNS/giphy.gif

Just play this over and over.

[HarlemHeat37]

Harrison Barnes sucks as a player AND as a dunker:lol..

[Venti Quattro]

I hope JR Smith drives Drake to his hotel tonight

[jeebus]

434901147367653376

[ElNono]

:sleep

[td4mvp2k]

10!!!

[Clipper Nation]

The best thing about the Vince dunk contest was that he didn't miss a single dunk, tbh..

He also threw out most of the dunks he had prepared and just improv'd that shit... no lie :lol

[jeebus]

I hope JR Smith drives Drake to his hotel tonight
:cry last name faggot first name gigantic :cry

[RD2191]

:lmaonick cannon

[Clipper Nation]

:lol at everyone hating on LeBron for not attaching his name to this shitfest....

[lefty]

I hope JR Smith drives Drake to his hotel tonight
u mad

https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcqa1ai8dc1qcw1k2o1_500.gif

[Reck]

Zzzzzzzzzz

[timtonymanu]

What a faggot intro

[lefty]

Wow that's really gay

[HarlemHeat37]

Some of these dunks would actually be nice if they made them on their 1st attempt, tbh..

The shittiest part about the dunk contest isn't that the actual dunks are played out, it's that nobody can do their dunk on the 1st attempt anymore, it kills the hype, tbh..

[dirk4mvp]

Wow Shaq putting his name on a Queens jersey, fuckin sellout

[MeloHype]

Meh

[Venti Quattro]

The Slam Dunk Contest has really become a sad and pathetic attempt to entertain the fans on hand at the All-Star venue. The dunk contestants are missing more attempts than the guys who joined the three-point shootout.

[ElNono]

3/10

[MeloHype]

lame dunk tbh

[lefty]

The dunk contest would end much much much sooner if each paraticipant was automatically disqualified after a missed attempt

[td4mvp2k]

:lol 10!!!

[RD2191]

WINNERRRRRRRRRRR

[td4mvp2k]

Wow!!!

[lefty]

Ok that was nice

[Clipper Nation]

The loudest cheer of the night would be if Adam Silver came out, stopped the dunk contest and announced that this shit will be cancelled forever :lol

[MeloHype]

Do the John Wall!

[HI-FI]

Some of these dunks would actually be nice if they made them on their 1st attempt, tbh..

The shittiest part about the dunk contest isn't that the actual dunks are played out, it's that nobody can do their dunk on the 1st attempt anymore, it kills the hype, tbh..
should limit them to like several attempts, if they can't get it right and are embarrassed, too bad.

[RD2191]

rofl ben

[lefty]

It took 500 attempts to finally get a good dunk

[td4mvp2k]

Slam dunk is backkk!

[lefty]

Surprised Magic didnt vote West this time

[HarlemHeat37]

That dunk was like a Harlem thread, tbh, beautiful..

[RD2191]

lol canada with the worst dunker

[lefty]

That dunk was like a Harlem thread, tbh, beautiful..
So it took 500 threads before you could start a good one?

[jimbo]

Wall's was amazing. McLemore's was pretty good too.

Some of y'all wouldn't even be satisfied if Thunderup was blowing you while you were watching this tbh

[RD2191]

rofl t ross wants to cry, LOL

[MeloHype]

Why is Ross wearing shooting sleeves?

[lefty]

http://giant.gfycat.com/ShinyOpenFossa.gif

[RD2191]

:cryI won last year:cry

[lefty]

that chick has invisible legs

[RD2191]

Why is Ross wearing shooting sleeves?
rofl canada

[lefty]

http://giant.gfycat.com/ShinyOpenFossa.gif

[Technique]

These all star events get more lame every year. The entire event lacked true energy or enthusiasm

[Clipper Nation]

http://giant.gfycat.com/ShinyOpenFossa.gif
One good dunk the whole time :lol

God, what a shitstained excuse for a dunk contest :lmao

[MeloHype]

http://giant.gfycat.com/ShinyOpenFossa.gif

[Clipper Nation]

These all star events get more lame every year. The entire event lacked true energy or enthusiasm
They should spice it up by having all the All-Stars wear white pants, tbh....

[lefty]

In another mic blunder during NBA all-star weekend, you could hear them say "It's John Wall, it's John Wall" before they went to Nick Cannon on the stage.

[Kool Bob Love]

It's over?.....wtf

[daslicer]

They need to get rid of the east vs west format for the dunk contest. The rounds in this contest went by too quickly due to that format.

[jimbo]

One good dunk the whole time :lol

God, what a shitstained excuse for a dunk contest :lmao

:lol

Yet you're still watching it.

If you want it to go away, just stop watching it. That's why the Pro Bowl might, cause no one cares about it.

[HarlemHeat37]

It's kind of funny that everybody complains about it every year, yet still watches it, to be fair:lol..

I didn't watch it the previous 2 years, I guess I won't watch it again next year:lol..

[jeebus]

http://giant.gfycat.com/ShinyOpenFossa.gif

that was it? :lol I'm glad I switched over to asian webcams instead of this shit.

[RD2191]

In another mic blunder during NBA all-star weekend, you could hear them say "It's John Wall, it's John Wall" before they went to Nick Cannon on the stage.
Who else was it gonna be?

[Clipper Nation]

:lol

Yet you're still watching it.

Never again, tbh.... then again, I say that every year now :lol

[ElNono]

that Wall dunk was nice, and in general it wasn't all that bad... I still remember James White bringing out the flight attendants last year and follow it with an epic fail