Hot Shots!!

[ZStomp]

Come on Guys..I know many of ya'll have seen this.

This shit is the shit!

It's hilarious!!

My favorite scene:

"Roy! Roy! Huh? (small pause) Eh!"

Anyone else? Sone?

[The sone]

what about "operation sleeping weasel"...and the crabs, they work in pairs you know

[TheTruth]

Fuck, I though it was going to be Hot Shots of Hot Chicks.

[ZStomp]

Fuck, I though it was going to be Hot Shots of Hot Chicks.


Let's divert!

[snyderman]

i think its almost as good as airplane.
the most underated spoof is Mafia w/ jay moore. :eyebrows

[atlfan25]

isn't that the new sports bar in schertz?

[ZStomp]

Fuck, I though it was going to be Hot Shots of Hot Chicks.


Or we can do both. :)

[The sone]

hey im up to a post a day average...yippie

[TheTruth]

i'm postin some hotties in here.

[ZStomp]

http://www.beautyriot.com/stuff/images/articles/approve/1870_1465_HOLMES_KATIE_01_400.jpg

http://www.goodbyestranger.com/hotties/Katie%20Holmes%202.jpg


I'll start.
I love me some Katie Holmes

[The sone]

shes filthy...the things i would eat out of her ass...

[iminlakerland]

im so lost...wtf is this all about?

[gospursgojas]

shes filthy...the things i would eat out of her ass...
:lol :lol :lol

P.S
Sone, thats the ugliest couch I've ever seen...Props!!! :hat

[The sone]

awww...i love this couch... :depressed

[ZStomp]

im so lost...wtf is this all about?


It was going to be about the movie Hot Shots but I think the guys would prefer girl pix. :fro

[TheTruth]

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/1936/jlo4ri.gif (http://imageshack.us)

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2016/bri2js.th.jpg (http://img132.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bri2js.jpg)


http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7158/sha0ca.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[gospursgojas]

HOTTT

but i still take my SIG over her

Yeah me too...And Im talking about my sig....my girl, I know.... awwww :drunk

[iminlakerland]

hmmm should i help you guys out here?

[AlamoSpursFan]

Topper Harley: Nice place.

Ramada Thompson: It's okay. The only problem is I have a nosy landlady. Well, I guess this is goodnight.

Topper Harley: I don't want to go back.

Ramada Thompson: You don't have to. I don't want to be alone. And by the way... I can go all night, like a lumberjack!

Topper Harley: What about your landlady?

Ramada Thompson: You can do her too.

[iminlakerland]

I think i shall :angel

http://www.mrbeaver.net/images_weird/simmons.jpg

















enjoy :angel

[TheTruth]

i see saacckkk

[iminlakerland]

sorry i couldnt resist!

[TheTruth]

u looked there? jeeez


"work it ladiesssss"
his junk was all up in my face. didn't mean to look. just happened.

[gospursgojas]

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/8125/pq1fp.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[TheTruth]

^who dat be?

[AlamoSpursFan]

Admiral Benson: Gentlemen, we've waited a long time to hear this. In exactly five hours and 17 minutes, we hit the enemy toast.

Lt. Commander Block: I think that's the enemy coast, sir.

Admiral Benson: Huh? Coast? That'll take a little more planning. But it doesn't matter. Our assignment is to knock out the nuclear-weapons plant at Falafel Heights. The plant goes on line in 12 hours and is heavily defended. Now, if you have trouble hitting your objective, you secondary targets are here and here: an accordion factory and a mime school. Good luck, gentlemen. Blink, take over. Oh, there's one more thing. (admiral gets accidentally hit by a metal pipe with a loud ringing sound). I'll get that. It's probably for me.

[gospursgojas]

^who dat be?

Her name is Destiny Davis..shes damn hott, I love that she is not too well know also...

[TheTruth]

Her name is Destiny Davis..shes damn hott, I love that she is not too well know also...
Porn Star???

[gospursgojas]

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/3245/pk0hs.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/5898/pm9qi.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[gospursgojas]

Porn Star???
Nah... shes a model. Well I at least dont think that she does porn, shes posed for Playboy before does that count???

[iminlakerland]

http://hometown.aol.com/grimrefinement/images/rupaul-2.jpg

[AlamoSpursFan]

What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

[TheTruth]

^ who is that hottie? :smokin

[iminlakerland]

^ which hottie do u speak of?

[TheTruth]

^ you

[iminlakerland]

buahahhahah







give me a second










:lmao

[AlamoSpursFan]

Admiral Benson: [after his cap blew off and landed in the sea] Holy Cow! My cap blew off! Swing her round. We'll pick it up.

Officer: But, sir, we're on the mission.

Admiral Benson: Good thinking. We'll pick it up on the way back. We gotta mark the spot, though. Put Robinowitz in a life raft. Have him row in circles until we return.

Officer: It could be days.

Admiral Benson: Then put some food in the life raft, for god's sake, man. Do I have to think of everything? We'll tape his favourite shows, he won't miss anything.

[ZStomp]

Let's get some classy ladies in here man!

[TheTruth]

Let's get some classy ladies in here man!
give a brotha a minute.

[TheTruth]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/1656/alba9sz.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[gospursgojas]

buahahhahah







give me a second










:lmao

Are you :lmao b/c thats who I think it is??????????


:lol :lol :lol :lol

[gospursgojas]

she has a wacko-jacko nose


What are you talking about??? There is nothing wrong with her nose... :spin

[ZStomp]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/into_the_blue/jessica_alba/blue.jpg

http://us.tv1.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/teen/teen_choice_awards_2003_photos/jessica_alba/teen10.jpg


Yummy!

[TheTruth]

You asked for class...I give you class...


http://img308.imageshack.us/img308/3550/nic8qw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[gospursgojas]

Nice taste Z...

[ZStomp]

Admiral Benson: [after his cap blew off and landed in the sea] Holy Cow! My cap blew off! Swing her round. We'll pick it up.

Officer: But, sir, we're on the mission.

Admiral Benson: Good thinking. We'll pick it up on the way back. We gotta mark the spot, though. Put Robinowitz in a life raft. Have him row in circles until we return.

Officer: It could be days.

Admiral Benson: Then put some food in the life raft, for god's sake, man. Do I have to think of everything? We'll tape his favourite shows, he won't miss anything.


That's great!!

I love this movie..:lol

[iminlakerland]

Are you :lmao b/c thats who I think it is??????????


:lol :lol :lol :lol

what do you speak of?

[gospursgojas]

aint that repaul???

Iwas going to say that but Im going to see how laker is going to break it to Thetruth

[ZStomp]

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/jessica_alba_2/gm_l4.jpg

[TheTruth]

thetruth thought repaul was hot?!?!?!?!?!?
it was a joke.

[AlamoSpursFan]

[Wash Out can't read the number on the runway he's landing on]

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I need clearance to land on runway thirty... thirty... something!

Air Controller: Thirtysomething's been cancelled.

[ZStomp]

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00011/hayek_11426a.jpg
Dayum!

http://e-celeb.by.ru/118/048.jpg

[TheTruth]

You asked for class...I give you class...


http://img308.imageshack.us/img308/3550/nic8qw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
classy

[ZStomp]

Admiral Benson: I've personally flown over a hundred-ninety-four missions and I was shot down every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life.

"Admiral Benson!

Really, that's my name too!"

[gospursgojas]

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/88/katiepricejordan114qb.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[TheTruth]

Katie Jordan is all about Class...I like it...I really like it...

[iminlakerland]

http://www.apta.com/sister/images/rosie_odonnell.jpg

[gospursgojas]

http://www.apta.com/sister/images/rosie_odonnell.jpg


Shes more man than Ill ever be :lol :lol :lol

[ZStomp]

http://www.apta.com/sister/images/rosie_odonnell.jpg


:wow

How can I forget about:

http://scarabeoch1.supereva.it/V.Golino03.jpg
She's in the movie. :lol

[TheTruth]

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/7140/hal8io.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
classy

[Notorious H.O.P.]

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye-vision.

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multi-opti-pupil-optomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!

[AlamoSpursFan]

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Alpha Velveeta Knuckle Underwear, you are cleared for take-off. When you hit that nuclear weapons plant... drop a bomb for me!

Lt. Commander Block: Uh, Sphincter Mucus Layer Ringworm, roger!

[Notorious H.O.P.]

Topper Harley: Playing to lose is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.

[Horry For 3!]

Nope, haven't seen Hot Shots

[AlamoSpursFan]

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Here's the target area.

Bob Vila: That's Minnesota, sir.

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Damn it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home.

Bob Vila: Sir, the enemy is over there.

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?

[TheTruth]

Hot Shots Part Deux?

[AlamoSpursFan]

Why not?

[ZStomp]

And what about that scene at the Funeral! :lmao

[ObiwanGinobili]

Hot Shots Part Deux?


My fav. part of PArt Duex is the death count/kill total at the bottom of the screen!

More bloody then Terminator 2!!
More kills than Rambo!!

Bloodiest MOvie Ever!!!

[SpursWoman]

buahahhahah


give me a second


:lmao



:lmao :lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

I love that line.

[Duff McCartney]

I like when they are at the barracks and they show that chick with the big ho-hos and the DI comes in and says "Suck in that chest!!"

[midgetonadonkey]

Pushing "Dead Meat" through the hospital to emergency

Doctor: Quick, nurse check his penis. See if its longer than mine.

[bigzak25]

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/2818/jmacwmex0044tb.jpghttp://img57.imageshack.us/img57/3650/jmacwmex0076at.jpg http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/2299/jmacwmex0099we.jpg http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8785/jmacwmex0106jf.jpg http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/2158/jmacwmex0116pf.jpg http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8599/jmacwmex0123pw.jpg http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/4266/jmacwmex0293qh.jpg http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/9953/jmacwmex0284pe.jpg http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/7058/jmacwmex0421ml.jpg http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/7541/jmacwmex0452ho.jpg http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/4614/jmacwmex0533zv.jpg http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/7886/jmacwmex0559xu.jpg http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/3027/jmacwmex0568qp.jpg http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/102/jmacwmex0575ls.jpg http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/4010/jmacwmex0626ti.jpg


oh, and uh...hotshots is a great movie too. :tu

[ObiwanGinobili]

Part Duex:

Saddam: Now I will kill you untill you die!

[SpursWoman]

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/102/jmacwmex0575ls.jpg



WTF?


:lmao :lmao :lmao

[ObiwanGinobili]

SW- like you've never gotton sand in your bottoms!! :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Thanks to this thread, I picked up the DVD at Target right now for $5.50.

I love that movie.

[goatchalupa]

http://www.vanessamacias.exploretalent.com/display_image2.php?file_name=541369&talentnum=309336

[ShoogarBear]

Thanks to this thread, I picked up the DVD at Target right now for $5.50.
There's a DVD of Alba getting sand out of her bikini?

ZOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/auto/car-smiley-003.gif http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/16//nav/logo_target_bullseye.gif

[goatchalupa]

Why can't I post attachments? Someone post the lpic on the link .

[goatchalupa]

Really someone post it... please its like community service

[ZStomp]

Thanks to this thread, I picked up the DVD at Target right now for $5.50.

I love that movie.


Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheTruth]

BigZak just made my night.

[ZStomp]

I'm off tonight so I prolly won't be in here as much....:(

[baseline bum]

http://www.sexydesktop.co.uk/pj/maria21024x768.jpg

[goatchalupa]

This thread is a great idea. I want more.

[ZStomp]

This thread is a great idea. I want more.


Post some pics of ur favorite girl!

Keep it clean... :spin

[ZStomp]

http://www.jamesshirley.com/hotties/Elisha/Elisha041.jpg

http://www.jamesshirley.com/hotties/Elisha/Elisha025.jpg

http://www.jamesshirley.com/hotties/Elisha/Elisha002.jpg

http://www.otterstouch.com/images/babes/elishacuthbert.jpg

I'm not really into blondes but this one gets me going.

[Boo]

perverts!!