View Full Version : Hot Shots!!
ZStomp
08-04-2005, 12:44 AM
Come on Guys..I know many of ya'll have seen this.
This shit is the shit!
It's hilarious!!
My favorite scene:
"Roy! Roy! Huh? (small pause) Eh!"
Anyone else? Sone?
The sone
08-04-2005, 12:47 AM
what about "operation sleeping weasel"...and the crabs, they work in pairs you know
TheTruth
08-04-2005, 12:48 AM
Fuck, I though it was going to be Hot Shots of Hot Chicks.
ZStomp
08-04-2005, 12:49 AM
Fuck, I though it was going to be Hot Shots of Hot Chicks.
Let's divert!
snyderman
08-04-2005, 12:49 AM
i think its almost as good as airplane.
the most underated spoof is Mafia w/ jay moore. :eyebrows
atlfan25
08-04-2005, 12:50 AM
isn't that the new sports bar in schertz?
ZStomp
08-04-2005, 12:51 AM
Fuck, I though it was going to be Hot Shots of Hot Chicks.
Or we can do both. :)
The sone
08-04-2005, 12:52 AM
hey im up to a post a day average...yippie
TheTruth
08-04-2005, 12:55 AM
i'm postin some hotties in here.
ZStomp
08-04-2005, 12:57 AM
http://www.beautyriot.com/stuff/images/articles/approve/1870_1465_HOLMES_KATIE_01_400.jpg
http://www.goodbyestranger.com/hotties/Katie%20Holmes%202.jpg
I'll start.
I love me some Katie Holmes
The sone
08-04-2005, 12:59 AM
shes filthy...the things i would eat out of her ass...
iminlakerland
08-04-2005, 01:02 AM
im so lost...wtf is this all about?
gospursgojas
08-04-2005, 01:02 AM
shes filthy...the things i would eat out of her ass...
:lol :lol :lol
P.S
Sone, thats the ugliest couch I've ever seen...Props!!! :hat
The sone
08-04-2005, 01:03 AM
awww...i love this couch... :depressed
ZStomp
08-04-2005, 01:03 AM
im so lost...wtf is this all about?
It was going to be about the movie Hot Shots but I think the guys would prefer girl pix. :fro
TheTruth
08-04-2005, 01:04 AM
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/1936/jlo4ri.gif (http://imageshack.us)
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2016/bri2js.th.jpg (http://img132.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bri2js.jpg)
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7158/sha0ca.gif (http://imageshack.us)
gospursgojas
08-04-2005, 01:05 AM
HOTTT
but i still take my SIG over her
Yeah me too...And Im talking about my sig....my girl, I know.... awwww :drunk
iminlakerland
08-04-2005, 01:07 AM
hmmm should i help you guys out here?
AlamoSpursFan
08-04-2005, 01:07 AM
Topper Harley: Nice place.
Ramada Thompson: It's okay. The only problem is I have a nosy landlady. Well, I guess this is goodnight.
Topper Harley: I don't want to go back.
Ramada Thompson: You don't have to. I don't want to be alone. And by the way... I can go all night, like a lumberjack!
Topper Harley: What about your landlady?
Ramada Thompson: You can do her too.
iminlakerland
08-04-2005, 01:08 AM
I think i shall :angel
http://www.mrbeaver.net/images_weird/simmons.jpg
enjoy :angel
TheTruth
08-04-2005, 01:10 AM
i see saacckkk
iminlakerland
08-04-2005, 01:11 AM
sorry i couldnt resist!
TheTruth
08-04-2005, 01:12 AM
u looked there? jeeez
"work it ladiesssss"
his junk was all up in my face. didn't mean to look. just happened.
gospursgojas
08-04-2005, 01:15 AM
http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/8125/pq1fp.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
TheTruth
08-04-2005, 01:17 AM
^who dat be?
AlamoSpursFan
08-04-2005, 01:18 AM
Admiral Benson: Gentlemen, we've waited a long time to hear this. In exactly five hours and 17 minutes, we hit the enemy toast.
Lt. Commander Block: I think that's the enemy coast, sir.
Admiral Benson: Huh? Coast? That'll take a little more planning. But it doesn't matter. Our assignment is to knock out the nuclear-weapons plant at Falafel Heights. The plant goes on line in 12 hours and is heavily defended. Now, if you have trouble hitting your objective, you secondary targets are here and here: an accordion factory and a mime school. Good luck, gentlemen. Blink, take over. Oh, there's one more thing. (admiral gets accidentally hit by a metal pipe with a loud ringing sound). I'll get that. It's probably for me.
gospursgojas
08-04-2005, 01:19 AM
^who dat be?
Her name is Destiny Davis..shes damn hott, I love that she is not too well know also...
TheTruth
08-04-2005, 01:19 AM
Her name is Destiny Davis..shes damn hott, I love that she is not too well know also...
Porn Star???
gospursgojas
08-04-2005, 01:23 AM
http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/3245/pk0hs.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/5898/pm9qi.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
gospursgojas
08-04-2005, 01:24 AM
Porn Star???
Nah... shes a model. Well I at least dont think that she does porn, shes posed for Playboy before does that count???
iminlakerland
08-04-2005, 01:31 AM
http://hometown.aol.com/grimrefinement/images/rupaul-2.jpg
AlamoSpursFan
08-04-2005, 01:32 AM
What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
TheTruth
08-04-2005, 01:32 AM
^ who is that hottie? :smokin
iminlakerland
08-04-2005, 01:33 AM
^ which hottie do u speak of?
TheTruth
08-04-2005, 01:33 AM
^ you
iminlakerland
08-04-2005, 01:36 AM
buahahhahah
give me a second
:lmao
AlamoSpursFan
08-04-2005, 01:37 AM
Admiral Benson: [after his cap blew off and landed in the sea] Holy Cow! My cap blew off! Swing her round. We'll pick it up.
Officer: But, sir, we're on the mission.
Admiral Benson: Good thinking. We'll pick it up on the way back. We gotta mark the spot, though. Put Robinowitz in a life raft. Have him row in circles until we return.
Officer: It could be days.
Admiral Benson: Then put some food in the life raft, for god's sake, man. Do I have to think of everything? We'll tape his favourite shows, he won't miss anything.
ZStomp
08-04-2005, 01:37 AM
Let's get some classy ladies in here man!
TheTruth
08-04-2005, 01:40 AM
Let's get some classy ladies in here man!
give a brotha a minute.
TheTruth
08-04-2005, 01:42 AM
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/1656/alba9sz.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
gospursgojas
08-04-2005, 01:44 AM
buahahhahah
give me a second
:lmao
Are you :lmao b/c thats who I think it is??????????
:lol :lol :lol :lol
gospursgojas
08-04-2005, 01:45 AM
she has a wacko-jacko nose
What are you talking about??? There is nothing wrong with her nose... :spin
ZStomp
08-04-2005, 01:45 AM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/into_the_blue/jessica_alba/blue.jpg
http://us.tv1.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/teen/teen_choice_awards_2003_photos/jessica_alba/teen10.jpg
Yummy!
TheTruth
08-04-2005, 01:45 AM
You asked for class...I give you class...
http://img308.imageshack.us/img308/3550/nic8qw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
gospursgojas
08-04-2005, 01:45 AM
Nice taste Z...
ZStomp
08-04-2005, 01:46 AM
Admiral Benson: [after his cap blew off and landed in the sea] Holy Cow! My cap blew off! Swing her round. We'll pick it up.
Officer: But, sir, we're on the mission.
Admiral Benson: Good thinking. We'll pick it up on the way back. We gotta mark the spot, though. Put Robinowitz in a life raft. Have him row in circles until we return.
Officer: It could be days.
Admiral Benson: Then put some food in the life raft, for god's sake, man. Do I have to think of everything? We'll tape his favourite shows, he won't miss anything.
That's great!!
I love this movie..:lol
iminlakerland
08-04-2005, 01:46 AM
Are you :lmao b/c thats who I think it is??????????
:lol :lol :lol :lol
what do you speak of?
gospursgojas
08-04-2005, 01:47 AM
aint that repaul???
Iwas going to say that but Im going to see how laker is going to break it to Thetruth
ZStomp
08-04-2005, 01:47 AM
http://www.maximonline.com/girls/jessica_alba_2/gm_l4.jpg
TheTruth
08-04-2005, 01:48 AM
thetruth thought repaul was hot?!?!?!?!?!?
it was a joke.
AlamoSpursFan
08-04-2005, 01:49 AM
[Wash Out can't read the number on the runway he's landing on]
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I need clearance to land on runway thirty... thirty... something!
Air Controller: Thirtysomething's been cancelled.
ZStomp
08-04-2005, 01:51 AM
http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00011/hayek_11426a.jpg
Dayum!
http://e-celeb.by.ru/118/048.jpg
TheTruth
08-04-2005, 01:51 AM
You asked for class...I give you class...
http://img308.imageshack.us/img308/3550/nic8qw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
classy
ZStomp
08-04-2005, 01:53 AM
Admiral Benson: I've personally flown over a hundred-ninety-four missions and I was shot down every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life.
"Admiral Benson!
Really, that's my name too!"
gospursgojas
08-04-2005, 01:55 AM
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/88/katiepricejordan114qb.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
TheTruth
08-04-2005, 01:56 AM
Katie Jordan is all about Class...I like it...I really like it...
iminlakerland
08-04-2005, 01:57 AM
http://www.apta.com/sister/images/rosie_odonnell.jpg
gospursgojas
08-04-2005, 01:59 AM
http://www.apta.com/sister/images/rosie_odonnell.jpg
Shes more man than Ill ever be :lol :lol :lol
ZStomp
08-04-2005, 02:00 AM
http://www.apta.com/sister/images/rosie_odonnell.jpg
:wow
How can I forget about:
http://scarabeoch1.supereva.it/V.Golino03.jpg
She's in the movie. :lol
TheTruth
08-04-2005, 02:02 AM
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/7140/hal8io.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
classy
Notorious H.O.P.
08-04-2005, 02:02 AM
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye-vision.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multi-opti-pupil-optomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
AlamoSpursFan
08-04-2005, 02:04 AM
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Alpha Velveeta Knuckle Underwear, you are cleared for take-off. When you hit that nuclear weapons plant... drop a bomb for me!
Lt. Commander Block: Uh, Sphincter Mucus Layer Ringworm, roger!
Notorious H.O.P.
08-04-2005, 02:18 AM
Topper Harley: Playing to lose is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.
Horry For 3!
08-04-2005, 02:26 AM
Nope, haven't seen Hot Shots
AlamoSpursFan
08-04-2005, 02:28 AM
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Here's the target area.
Bob Vila: That's Minnesota, sir.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Damn it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home.
Bob Vila: Sir, the enemy is over there.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?
TheTruth
08-04-2005, 02:30 AM
Hot Shots Part Deux?
AlamoSpursFan
08-04-2005, 02:31 AM
Why not?
ZStomp
08-04-2005, 03:36 AM
And what about that scene at the Funeral! :lmao
ObiwanGinobili
08-04-2005, 09:11 AM
Hot Shots Part Deux?
My fav. part of PArt Duex is the death count/kill total at the bottom of the screen!
More bloody then Terminator 2!!
More kills than Rambo!!
Bloodiest MOvie Ever!!!
SpursWoman
08-04-2005, 09:17 AM
buahahhahah
give me a second
:lmao
:lmao :lmao
Johnny_Blaze_47
08-04-2005, 09:27 AM
What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
I love that line.
Duff McCartney
08-04-2005, 09:43 AM
I like when they are at the barracks and they show that chick with the big ho-hos and the DI comes in and says "Suck in that chest!!"
midgetonadonkey
08-04-2005, 09:45 AM
Pushing "Dead Meat" through the hospital to emergency
Doctor: Quick, nurse check his penis. See if its longer than mine.
bigzak25
08-04-2005, 10:06 AM
http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/2818/jmacwmex0044tb.jpghttp://img57.imageshack.us/img57/3650/jmacwmex0076at.jpg http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/2299/jmacwmex0099we.jpg http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8785/jmacwmex0106jf.jpg http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/2158/jmacwmex0116pf.jpg http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8599/jmacwmex0123pw.jpg http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/4266/jmacwmex0293qh.jpg http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/9953/jmacwmex0284pe.jpg http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/7058/jmacwmex0421ml.jpg http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/7541/jmacwmex0452ho.jpg http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/4614/jmacwmex0533zv.jpg http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/7886/jmacwmex0559xu.jpg http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/3027/jmacwmex0568qp.jpg http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/102/jmacwmex0575ls.jpg http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/4010/jmacwmex0626ti.jpg
oh, and uh...hotshots is a great movie too. :tu
ObiwanGinobili
08-04-2005, 10:10 AM
Part Duex:
Saddam: Now I will kill you untill you die!
SpursWoman
08-04-2005, 10:13 AM
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/102/jmacwmex0575ls.jpg
WTF?
:lmao :lmao :lmao
ObiwanGinobili
08-04-2005, 10:42 AM
SW- like you've never gotton sand in your bottoms!! :lol
Johnny_Blaze_47
08-04-2005, 07:32 PM
Thanks to this thread, I picked up the DVD at Target right now for $5.50.
I love that movie.
goatchalupa
08-04-2005, 07:45 PM
http://www.vanessamacias.exploretalent.com/display_image2.php?file_name=541369&talentnum=309336
ShoogarBear
08-04-2005, 07:52 PM
Thanks to this thread, I picked up the DVD at Target right now for $5.50.
There's a DVD of Alba getting sand out of her bikini?
ZOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/auto/car-smiley-003.gif http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/16//nav/logo_target_bullseye.gif
goatchalupa
08-04-2005, 07:56 PM
Why can't I post attachments? Someone post the lpic on the link .
goatchalupa
08-04-2005, 10:19 PM
Really someone post it... please its like community service
ZStomp
08-04-2005, 11:40 PM
Thanks to this thread, I picked up the DVD at Target right now for $5.50.
I love that movie.
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheTruth
08-04-2005, 11:41 PM
BigZak just made my night.
ZStomp
08-05-2005, 01:03 AM
I'm off tonight so I prolly won't be in here as much....:(
baseline bum
08-05-2005, 02:47 AM
http://www.sexydesktop.co.uk/pj/maria21024x768.jpg
goatchalupa
08-05-2005, 05:16 PM
This thread is a great idea. I want more.
ZStomp
08-05-2005, 05:47 PM
This thread is a great idea. I want more.
Post some pics of ur favorite girl!
Keep it clean... :spin
ZStomp
08-05-2005, 06:06 PM
http://www.jamesshirley.com/hotties/Elisha/Elisha041.jpg
http://www.jamesshirley.com/hotties/Elisha/Elisha025.jpg
http://www.jamesshirley.com/hotties/Elisha/Elisha002.jpg
http://www.otterstouch.com/images/babes/elishacuthbert.jpg
I'm not really into blondes but this one gets me going.
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