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Manu'sMagicalLeftHand
08-04-2005, 07:18 AM
http://www.tonight.co.za/index.php?fArticleId=2815540

World heavyweight champ turns porn star
August 3, 2005

Mike Tyson is reportedly set to star in a porn film - with Jenna Jameson. The former boxing World Heavyweight Champion claims he is desperate for cash, after being hit with a tax bill for several million dollars, and a porn career is a tempting offer.

The disgraced pugilist, who retired from boxing last month, was approached by Jenna's representatives to star as her partner in the X-rated movie.

He is quoted by Britain's Zoo magazine as saying: "I just talked to a gentleman called Jimmy who's involved with Jenna Jameson. They said they were interested in getting me involved in the adult film industry
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"I need the money up front."

Meanwhile, American boxing journalist Pedro Fernandez believes Tyson, who was jailed for six years in 1992 on rape charges, would triumph in the sex industry - with his alleged 14-inch manhood.

He explained: "According to court documentation from Tyson's rape trial, his member is at least 14 inches long.

"If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion, he could definitely become a successful porn star."

http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/7242_1451686,00180009.htm


Mike Tyson turns porn star!

Asian News International
London, August 4, 2005

Former World Boxing Champion Mike Tyson may star in a porn film with Jenna Jameson.

Tyson, who retired from boxing last month, said that he desperately needs money to pay his tax bills of several million dollars, and a porn career could help him in his cause.

"I just talked to a gentleman called Jimmy who's involved with Jenna Jameson. They said they were interested in getting me involved in the adult film industry. I need the money up front," femalefirst quoted him as saying to Zoo magazine.

American boxing journalist Pedro Fernandez also said that Tyson, who was jailed for six years in 1992 on rape charges, would triumph in the sex industry.

"According to court documentation from Tyson's rape trial, his member is at least 14in long. If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion, he could definitely become a successful porn star," he said.

GIG, if you are reading this, competition has arrived!

TheTruth
08-04-2005, 07:34 AM
i wonder if Tyson is into biting.

ObiwanGinobili
08-04-2005, 07:40 AM
Mike Tyson wants to become a porn star
:lol
:lol :lol
:lol :lol :lol
:lmao :lmao

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:vomit :vomit :vomit :vomit

ObiwanGinobili
08-04-2005, 07:42 AM
Meanwhile, American boxing journalist Pedro Fernandez believes Tyson, who was jailed for six years in 1992 on rape charges, would triumph in the sex industry - with his alleged 14-inch manhood.

He explained: "According to court documentation from Tyson's rape trial, his member is at least 14 inches long.


:wow Holy shit! how often do you run across a giant dick that has a giant dick of it's very own?

Ginofan
08-04-2005, 07:45 AM
:wow Holy shit! how often do you run across a giant dick that has a giant dick of it's very own?

:lol

TheTruth
08-04-2005, 07:47 AM
:wow Holy shit! how often do you run across a giant dick that has a giant dick of it's very own?
:lmao...is it too early to award that the line of the day?

batman2883
08-04-2005, 08:02 AM
man can you imagine his sex voice.....all sqeaky "take that baby yeah take it"

ObiwanGinobili
08-04-2005, 08:33 AM
man can you imagine his sex voice.....all sqeaky "take that baby yeah take it"


:lmao

I bet you it'll bne the kind of video where you get your friends together adn everyone sits around and MST3K 's it!
:lol

Summers
08-04-2005, 08:44 AM
I hope Jenna gets hazard pay for this one.

bigzak25
08-04-2005, 09:05 AM
"yeah jenna, eat my children"

Manu'sMagicalLeftHand
08-04-2005, 10:53 AM
Maybe he'll show Jenna the literal meaning of eating pussy....

SpursWoman
08-04-2005, 10:56 AM
He explained: "According to court documentation from Tyson's rape trial, his member is at least 14 inches long



:wow

orhe
08-04-2005, 11:03 AM
well where was it that i read that it was actually 4 inches??? lolol

spurs_fan_in_exile
08-04-2005, 11:03 AM
This has got to be a damn joke. I realize porn stars are willing to do some crazy shit, but this is pretty fucked up even by porn standards. The guy's a convicted rapist and took a chunk out of a guy's ear and women are willing to go anywhere near him?

Extra Stout
08-04-2005, 11:44 AM
At last check, wasn't Tyson considering becoming a Christian missionary?

"Hmmm... should I take a missionary position or do the missionary position?"

"But I don't even know Jeebus!"

sa_butta
08-04-2005, 12:06 PM
I heard on the radio that Jenna would not do a black man because it might hurt her sales. But saying that would hurt her sales. Wasnt Mike muslim for a minute.

sa_butta
08-04-2005, 12:06 PM
Maybe he'll show Jenna the literal meaning of eating pussy....yeah he will TEAR that shit up.

spurschick
08-04-2005, 12:12 PM
http://www.onlinesports.com/images/ssg-umt-16e.jpg

I'd hit it......








NOT!!!!!!!!! :lol

sa_butta
08-04-2005, 12:13 PM
http://www.onlinesports.com/images/ssg-umt-16e.jpg

I'd hit it......








NOT!!!!!!!!! :lol
Not if he hits you first :lol :lol

SpursWoman
08-04-2005, 12:15 PM
I'd either be in shock over the size of his dick, or laughing hysterically at the sound of his voice. It'd never work out. :fro

Vashner
08-04-2005, 01:16 PM
Jenna is not real porn. It's just the hollywood BS crap like McDonalds burgers...

David Bowie
08-04-2005, 02:14 PM
I heard on the radio that Jenna would not do a black man because it might hurt her sales. But saying that would hurt her sales. Wasnt Mike muslim for a minute.


I thought that Jenna was doing porn with only her husband now.

Also, Mike Tyson porn will probably become an educational film for canibals around the world.

Horry For 3!
08-04-2005, 02:51 PM
http://www.tonight.co.za/index.php?fArticleId=2815540


http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/7242_1451686,00180009.htm


GIG, if you are reading this, competition has arrived!
With Jenna Jameson??? Uhh Jenna said she doesn't do guys on film anymore just females. So this is FALSE.

Horry For 3!
08-04-2005, 02:52 PM
:wow Holy shit! how often do you run across a giant dick that has a giant dick of it's very own?
atleast 14".....bullshit the biggest penis is the world was like 15" - 17"

ShoogarBear
08-04-2005, 02:53 PM
She's no idiot. She knows she'd make millions doing the video with Tyson.

Almost as much as she'd make doing one with GiG.

Horry For 3!
08-04-2005, 02:55 PM
She's no idiot. She knows she'd make millions doing the video with Tyson.

Almost as much as she'd make doing one with GiG.
She already has millions :lol in an interview like a couple months - a year ago. Jenna said she doesn't do guys on films anymore just females.

The sone
08-04-2005, 04:09 PM
if i were a legit porn star id be insulted...

ZStomp
08-04-2005, 04:11 PM
if i were a legit porn star id be insulted...

But you're only an amateur.

sa_butta
08-04-2005, 04:14 PM
Speaking of porn stars did anyone every see that documentary about Ron Jeremy, I though that shit was funny. Noone would think he was like that. Also there was another crazy movie about John Holmes with Val Kilmer.

Horry For 3!
08-04-2005, 04:18 PM
Speaking of porn stars did anyone every see that documentary about Ron Jeremy, I though that shit was funny. Noone would think he was like that. Also there was another crazy movie about John Holmes with Val Kilmer.
Yeah, I saw that a long time ago.

I have watched a movie about John Holmes, I can't think of what it was called. I'll get back to you on that.

I think it was like Wonderland or some shit.

sa_butta
08-04-2005, 04:19 PM
Yeah, I saw that a long time ago.

I have watched a movie about John Holmes, I can't think of what it was called. I'll get back to you on that.

I think it was like Wonderland or some shit.That was it, that dude was fucked in the head.

Horry For 3!
08-04-2005, 04:19 PM
Yup, I was right.

Wonderland was the movie about John Holmes, I liked that movie. lol

Horry For 3!
08-04-2005, 04:19 PM
I have seen it 3 times on like Cinemax or some shit.

ShoogarBear
08-04-2005, 04:20 PM
If you saw Wonderland, you can see that a part of Boogie Nights was based on those murders.

Horry For 3!
08-04-2005, 04:21 PM
I've never seen, Boogie Nights.

mavsfan1000
08-04-2005, 09:01 PM
Boogie Nights is a fucked up movie though it is entertaining. Mike Tyson is obviously desperate for money and this is the only way he can get it now that he is getting old for boxing.

baseline bum
08-04-2005, 11:08 PM
If I had a 14" dick I'd be a porn star too. If I was hung like that I'd take Viagra every day just so the whole world could see my 14" bulge pitching a tent every time I stepped out of the house.

E20
08-04-2005, 11:09 PM
Jenna Jameson is pretty hot. Preferbally around the ages of 19-25...

bigbendbruisebrother
08-05-2005, 07:52 AM
man can you imagine his sex voice.....all sqeaky "take that baby yeah take it"

:lol

"Oh yeth baby, you got a real pitty ting baby!"