"The Coffin"

[Splits]

As punishment for the actions of Coach Mike resting Kobe, Nashy, and MVPaulie in fucking February (FEBRUARY!) I am waking & instructing Jerry's corpse to roll out of his coffin and back down into the basement. One who will help roll is quite a beaut, a richer than rich washed up rapist, aged by chucking too many shots, raping in Eagle, and making who knows how many Tapes with male college players. Jerry will tip & Split will roll these coffins on the exhaustion of the game clock during the last loss by the Lakers each year of ---regular season '14, '15, and '16 since they won't be sniffing the playoffs in any of those seasons and Kobe will be as decrepit as Jerry by then, when he retires into anonymity, obscurity, and history judges his career for what it was: Media-hype.


God willing, I will roll coffins each April before 2020 arrives.

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[Thread]

Christ, can't you act like somebody, Splits?

[Splits]

Christ

You called?

[TDMVPDPOY]

this is how their fanbase pray to their owner for blessings

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[HI-FI]

this is how their fanbase pray to their owner for blessings

http://i58.tinypic.com/dh7ko9.gif

:lol

someone needs to tell Lakerfan that urine isn't a fountain of youth.

[ezau]

As punishment for the actions of Coach Mike resting Kobe, Nashy, and MVPaulie in fucking February (FEBRUARY!) I am waking & instructing Jerry's corpse to roll out of his coffin and back down into the basement. One who will help roll is quite a beaut, a richer than rich washed up rapist, aged by chucking too many shots, raping in Eagle, and making who knows how many Tapes with male college players. Jerry will tip & Split will roll these coffins on the exhaustion of the game clock during the last loss by the Lakers each year of ---regular season '14, '15, and '16 since they won't be sniffing the playoffs in any of those seasons and Kobe will be as decrepit as Jerry by then, when he retires into anonymity, obscurity, and history judges his career for what it was: Media-hype.


God willing, I will roll coffins each April before 2020 arrives.

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Oh My God:lol

[sook]

:lmao

[scanry]

All of a sudden them Spurs fans are impersonating the Mavs krew for some weird reason.

[Kool Bob Love]

Christ, can't you act like somebody, Splits?

Hes within his rights.

[Thread]

Hes within his rights.

Fine. But, get your own shit.

This is my shit.

[Trainwreck2100]

Fine. But, get your own shit.

This is my shit.

it's parody which is covered by the first ammendment, don't like it talk to the supreme court

[Kool Bob Love]

Fine. But, get your own shit.

This is my shit.

Ill shit whoever and when ever I wish. I'm just happy your spending time here and not with Katie.

[AchillesHeel]

:lmao

[unforeseen]

:lol Rotting corpse.

[KaiRMD1]

The ol' sport died at the perfect moment