DMC
02-23-2014, 01:11 AM
I know the NBA Forum is about rumor, innuendo and make believe, but let's look at the facts for a moment:
Fact 1:
There is no "Tape". The joke isn't even funny.
However, I've always said that, if you fuck enough women, eventually you will end up with a dick in your face. Hear me out: Let's say you're in bed with 4 or 5 women after a game, on an overseas trip or whatever. Next thing you know your friend has joined in and he's at the other end of the bed and he's all touchy with the two girls that have moved to him. Now he's got one of them with her legs over her head and he's up there looking for oil. The 2nd girl is kissing the 1st, and you're laying there with three girls and don't even see this guy but you know he's down there. So he's fucking her, and she's starting to move up the bed one of your girls has to move over a bit to allow them up. Now your friend sees this other girl with her face about dick high so he pops out of the snatch and runs the meat under her nose like a Cuban cigar. About this time you're about to pop a cork so you raise up and there's GI Joe, shiny helmet and all, staring you in the face. Now some people will just ignore that and not miss a beat, but then there are those "we're having so much fun no one will care" people who might sneak in a taste. I think Kobe could be one of those. Not sure, just saying.
Fact 2:
Amy Duncan wasn't married to a Gay man for that long, producing 2 children. It didn't happen and it's not even funny.
However, If you watch the 1998 interview with Roy Firestone, Tim was pretty delicate back then and on a straight tequila night, I'd probably have fucked him. He was soft spoken and had pretty lips. That interview with David Robinson where Tim says Dave invited him to his home in Denver for several days... that was pretty revealing, at least I got a twitch out of it and stopped watching tbh. But Roy was intrigued, it was almost like Roy was trying to get a threesome going. I could see that someone could think Tim was Gay, and if you put that with the shaving foam commercial, it's almost a no brainer. However, if Tim was/is Gay, Dave took advantage of it and that's nowhere near being a good Christian. Dave should call the Worm and apologize to him for all those mini-sermons. So not saying Tim is Gay, just saying the circumstances could have produced some heated touching.
Fact 1:
There is no "Tape". The joke isn't even funny.
However, I've always said that, if you fuck enough women, eventually you will end up with a dick in your face. Hear me out: Let's say you're in bed with 4 or 5 women after a game, on an overseas trip or whatever. Next thing you know your friend has joined in and he's at the other end of the bed and he's all touchy with the two girls that have moved to him. Now he's got one of them with her legs over her head and he's up there looking for oil. The 2nd girl is kissing the 1st, and you're laying there with three girls and don't even see this guy but you know he's down there. So he's fucking her, and she's starting to move up the bed one of your girls has to move over a bit to allow them up. Now your friend sees this other girl with her face about dick high so he pops out of the snatch and runs the meat under her nose like a Cuban cigar. About this time you're about to pop a cork so you raise up and there's GI Joe, shiny helmet and all, staring you in the face. Now some people will just ignore that and not miss a beat, but then there are those "we're having so much fun no one will care" people who might sneak in a taste. I think Kobe could be one of those. Not sure, just saying.
Fact 2:
Amy Duncan wasn't married to a Gay man for that long, producing 2 children. It didn't happen and it's not even funny.
However, If you watch the 1998 interview with Roy Firestone, Tim was pretty delicate back then and on a straight tequila night, I'd probably have fucked him. He was soft spoken and had pretty lips. That interview with David Robinson where Tim says Dave invited him to his home in Denver for several days... that was pretty revealing, at least I got a twitch out of it and stopped watching tbh. But Roy was intrigued, it was almost like Roy was trying to get a threesome going. I could see that someone could think Tim was Gay, and if you put that with the shaving foam commercial, it's almost a no brainer. However, if Tim was/is Gay, Dave took advantage of it and that's nowhere near being a good Christian. Dave should call the Worm and apologize to him for all those mini-sermons. So not saying Tim is Gay, just saying the circumstances could have produced some heated touching.