vs Clippers game thread presented by Thunderup and Clipper Nation

[Venti Quattro]

10:00 PT on ABC... early game, but figure it'll be worth it for the actual game and the LOLs

[Clipper Nation]

Meth by 30, Durbeta with at least 20 foodstamps :lol

[Bynumite]

The game hasn't even started and flop city faggot is already bitching about the officiating. What a faggot :lol

[thunderup]

CN and UP are proud to present this game. Should be a good one.

[Splits]

So a noon game in OKC on a Sunday. The stadium will be empty because these faggot fans are either a) methheads who can't get up this early due to Saturday night binging or b) bible bangers who are too busy molesting boys in church at noon on Sunday

[thunderup]

So a noon game in OKC on a Sunday. The stadium will be empty because these faggot fans are either a) methheads who can't get up this early due to Saturday night binging or b) bible bangers who are too busy molesting boys in church at noon on Sunday
Omg that's so funny!

[baseline bum]

Blake hitting the classball jumper!

[thunderup]

Yet another game were we start slow.

[baseline bum]

Blake with the classball assist to the monkeyball dunk. Basketball perfection.

[baseline bum]

WTF? Add a post move, Blake.

[thunderup]

There you go KD

[thunderup]

:lol Does Barnes miss?

[Bynumite]

:lol Does Barnes miss?

In the playoffs... a lot.

[dirk4mvp]

Griffin has the absolute ugliest set of parents imaginable.

[Bynumite]

I'm surprised C3P0 didn't flop on that Durant spin move... still rusty i guess :lol

[thunderup]

Griffin playing a grown mans game now. Props

[John Kramer]

Griffin has the absolute ugliest set of parents imaginable.

sons, it's the same with all those "cotton candy" headed mixed breeds. (Griffin, Aaron Gordon, Chris Broussard, etc)

[Bynumite]

Nick Collison with the dunk fest :lmao

Flop City's defense is literally non-existent.

[irishock]

Dudley will probably lose his backup role to Turkoglu

[D-Wade]

Damn wish Deandre finished that on Fisher.

[thunderup]

A scrub having the game of his life against the Thunder. Nothing new.

[thunderup]

That's the Barnes I know.

[thunderup]

Bullshit three again

[Trainwreck2100]

That ankles gonna be a grapefruit later

[Chris16]

Bullshit three again

:lol

[thunderup]

Russ looks so fucking rusty and lost.

[jeebus]

All the Spurms need is for LAC to beat OKC in the playoffs so the Spurms can beat them for a Finals rematch.

[jeebus]

Russ looks so fucking rusty and lost.
is this his first game back?

[ElNono]

OKC just has to keep it within 20pts and they have a solid shot at winning this game...

[Trainwreck2100]

"have to make the miss tough shots"


How do you make a team miss tough shots?

[ElNono]

the fouls they're calling are ridiculous :lol

[thunderup]

So out of sync.

[thunderup]

:lol Really, :wow, a three from Griffin?

[ElNono]

half-breed making 3s... smh

[MeloHype]

Blake for 3:tu

[Chris16]

All the Spurms need is for LAC to beat OKC in the playoffs so the Spurms can beat them for a Finals rematch.

The Clippers have a better shot at beating the Spurs this time, Doc Rivers outcoaching Popovich wouldn't really surprise me.

[Ditty]

Games like today, gives me hope Spurs will be back in the finals.

OKC has the most annoying arena music in the world also :lol

[ElNono]

Griffin ready to play for Mike D'Antoni

[D-Wade]

Brought back Westbrook too early. Why against MIA and LAC?

[Chris16]

Durant losing the MVP by the minute.

I guess everyone was right when they said Westbrook could end up hurting Durant's chances.

[Ditty]

The Clippers have a better shot at beating the Spurs this time, Doc Rivers outcoaching Popovich wouldn't really surprise me.

Spurs are a bad match up for the Clippers, and the Clippers are a bad matchup for OKC imo.

[ElNono]

:lol calling illegal screens

[oh crap]

what the fuck is going on?

[ElNono]

Good to see Fish hit those BS shots against another team

[D-Wade]

Paul hasn't been very good since he came back.

[thunderup]

That's it, Kevin. You do you.

[ElNono]

Like I said, unless it's a 20+ pt game, OKC has a solid shot...

[Chris16]

Spurs are a bad match up for the Clippers, and the Clippers are a bad matchup for OKC imo.

The Clippers had coaching problems. W/ the right coach they have a shot against the Spurs, not saying they would beat them but if they did it wouldn't surprise me.

[thunderup]

Brought back Westbrook too early. Why against MIA and LAC?
That's the decision made by our former cheerleader turned coach.

I'd rather have the video coordinator.

[ElNono]

So if the Clippers lose this, is Clipper Nation gonna spin this on "we need big baby!" and let Doc slip again? :lol

[td4mvp2k]

That's it, Kevin. You do you.peyton > beta

[ElNono]

:lol Dudley

[ElNono]

:lol Fish... did his daughter die of eye cancer already?

[jeebus]

437676616550862848

[MeloHype]

Why haven't these cùnts given the ball to Blake?

[ElNono]

:lol ISO crawford doing what he does

[MeloHype]

:lmao Crawford

[thunderup]

:lol Flop city indeed

[HarlemHeat37]

Westbrook is a concern for more than just chemistry issues, at this point, tbh..his game/explosiveness looks way off and he really hasn't been the same player all year IMO..having 3 knee operations in a year or so(IIRC) must take a toll on a player that relies entirely on superhuman athleticism..

[thunderup]

Stop taking shots outside, Jackson. Drive to the basket

[ElNono]

Fish on Reggie's grill... showing who the real coach is...

[td4mvp2k]

Lmao @ barnes

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Crawford had all day to shoot that 3. Where's the defense?

[thunderup]

:lmao what a joke of perimeter defense

[ElNono]

Time for another Scotty speech...

[thunderup]

Time for another Scotty speech...
"Get out there guys; we need more energy!"

[ElNono]

does Jamal has any other move than shake and chuck?

[313]

all ball lmao

[Splits]

Did Beta take four or five steps on that vacation?

result? Foodstamps

[313]

Just turned the game on lmao has any defense been played?

[ElNono]

where's Albino boy?

[313]

Did Beta take four or five steps on that vacation?

result? Foodstamps
It's ridiculous

[thunderup]

D:cryid Be:cryta take fo:cryur or five st:cryeps on th:cryat vacati:cryon?

re:crysult? F:cryoodsta:crymps

[ElNono]

:lmao

[D-Wade]

Fuckin Fisher

[jeebus]

Vinny Del Negro would've closed out on Fischer, unlike Doc.

[ElNono]

Fish hitting that shit after what he did to Utah is evidence karma doesn't exist

[td4mvp2k]

Lmao @ clips TOs

[thunderup]

You stupid fucking crack head baby.

[ElNono]

but it's good Reggie came back down to earth since Russ came back...

[313]

Lmao @ clips TOs
It's like they forgot how to dribble lmao

[ElNono]

What Dudley is having for lunch...

http://veryhilarious.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/chicken-fried-bacon.jpg

[timtonymanu]

but it's good Reggie came back down to earth since Russ came back...

No worries. He'll be ready for the Spurs. :lol

[jeebus]

What Dudley is having for lunch...

http://veryhilarious.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/chicken-fried-bacon.jpg

The Raymond Felton in me wants to eat the shit out of that.

[thunderup]

There's Reggie again leaving his assignment and allowing that scrub to have the game of his life

[ElNono]

Clippers better go on a little run soon or this game is gonna slip out of their hands

[Splits]

:lol clippers

just atrocious offense.

[Wiz]

You stupid fucking crack head baby.
You're a meth head baby

[thunderup]

Russ!

[irishock]

Jackson-Fisher-Westbrook lol

[Splits]

Go stand in the corner and let the Chimp run shit, Beta

[ElNono]

:lol Durant complaining

[thunderup]

:lol BDL

[ElNono]

good foul.... :lol Griffin

[td4mvp2k]

:cry beta :cry

[ElNono]

I guess Abaka becomes useless against the Clips...

BTW, is Porkins still with the team?

[thunderup]

BTW, is Porkins still with the team?
Injured

[ElNono]

Injured

thanks.

[thunderup]

Duralpha!

[Wiz]

The Begger

[irishock]

"zero to do with basketball"

:lmao Scott Brooks..

[irishock]

LMAO Fisher on Griffin and Westbrook on Jordan

[td4mvp2k]

Lmaao @ fisher on griffin... :tu coach

[Splits]

:cry the 2 Hs heart and hustle :cry

more like the two Rs refs and russchimp

[MeloHype]

Blake:tu

[Robz4000]

:lmao

[thunderup]

:lol Brooks not telling the team to double the post on that play.
:lol leaving what's left of Fisher's corpse to guard Griffin one-on-one

[Splits]

Such pussy beta rip through shit

[ElNono]

I thought rip-through were not shooting fouls :lol

[Robz4000]

Ball don't lie

[jeebus]

Meth by 30, Durbeta with at least 20 foodstamps :lol
12 so far imo

[313]

ball don't lie

[ElNono]

ball dont lie

[D-Wade]

And 1!

[jeebus]

Ball don't lie


ball don't lie


ball dont lie
:wow

[cjw]

ball dont lie

This. Hate when he and CP3 do it, so karma catches up with KD there.

[Chris16]

Doc Rivers>Scott Brooks

Seriously, if they meet in the playoffs OKC will have a very hard time against the Clippers.

[ElNono]

OKC is not in the bonus, IIRC... don't know why he went to the line

[Splits]

Refs trying to gift it to the Trefs in the final minutes. 3 sec call on Griffin gifts a Beta 3, beta get food stamps on illegal rip through, Crawford drilled on that 3 and no call

[ElNono]

Need some Russ alpha stuff here

[thunderup]

This is one of the first games I've seen that we use a soft ass fucking zone like if we're the old as shit Spurs.

:lol Brooks is beyond pathetic

[313]

LMAO Westbrook

[Robz4000]

:lmao Chuckbrook

[D-Wade]

LMAO Russ

[thunderup]

:lmao:lmao Russ, what the fuck

[irishock]

Better without Westbrook's bullshit.

Durant should ship the guy out for a big man, tbh...

[ElNono]

Jamal coming up big, tbh... can't hate today

[smaka]

:lol Bricklahoma

[td4mvp2k]

Lmao @ thunderup gettin jizzed by da monkeyballerz at home

[Double-Up]

Westbrick...:lol

[jeebus]

Fischer :lmao

[ElNono]

:lmao refs

[Splits]

:lol refs

[Robz4000]

:lol what was that?

[MeloHype]

:lmao Westbrook

[RD2191]

Lol flop

[Splits]

Brooks calling plays for fisher since beta and chimp can't close :lmao

[thunderup]

Aww fuck it. Good game Clipper Nation, enjoy the win, bro.

[ElNono]

looks like Doc is not going to get that D working, tbh... they're going to have to score 120+ a game to win, these clippers

[irishock]

Scott Brooks should be fired, tbh...

[ElNono]

back to back losses at home for OKC since Russ' return

[jeebus]

looks like Doc is not going to get that D working, tbh... they're going to have to score 120+ a game to win, these clippers

http://i.imgur.com/5IahLdI.gif

[Splits]

Wait for it..... :cry not worried here :cry

[Mugen]

Stay healthy, Russ.

[ElNono]

Stay healthy, Russ.

:lol

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Thunderefs
:lmao No Redick, Scrubley actually getting minutes, absolute bullshit officiating as usual, and you STILL lost

[td4mvp2k]

Russell wilson > beta

[Robz4000]

It isn't like this game counts in the grand scheme of things, now that the Spurs got Austin fucking Daye. :lol NBA

[Mugen]

:lol worst part of this loss for thunderfan is still having to live in Oklahoma tbh

[Chris16]

OKC gonna be in trouble if they face the Clippers in the playoffs, if Doc Rivers can outcoach Brooks while coasting in the regular season imagine the playoffs when Rivers turns on the coaching switch?

[timtonymanu]

OKC gonna be in trouble if they face the Clippers in the playoffs, if Doc Rivers can outcoach Brooks while coasting in the regular season imagine the playoffs when Rivers turns on the coaching switch?

Still overrating Doc Rivers? :lmao.

If the Clippers get far this year it's because of the improvement of Blake Griffin.

[thunderup]

If the Clippers get far this year it's because of the improvement of Blake Griffin.
Truthbomb.

[Bynumite]

Fool's gold win tbh. 30% from 3 flop city scrubs shooting lights out. Flop City still won't be going nowhere with that shitty defense.

[Clipper Nation]

Still overrating Doc Rivers? :lmao.

If the Clippers get far this year it's because of the improvement of Blake Griffin.
Thing is, though, he'd have never stepped up his game with Vinny, tbh.... it's not a coincidence that he's taking the next step with Doc coaching him....

[Chris16]

Still overrating Doc Rivers? :lmao.

If the Clippers get far this year it's because of the improvement of Blake Griffin.

Coincidence he's improved when he gets a playoff experienced coach?

W/ Del Negro the Clippers were never gonna be taken seriously in the playoffs, Doc Rivers changes that IMO.

[Chris16]

And by the way how are the Clippers "bad" defensively when they're in the top 10 in defensive rating?

[Chris16]

looks like Doc is not going to get that D working, tbh... they're going to have to score 120+ a game to win, these clippers

10th in defensive rating=bad defense?

You can't just go by OPP PPG, the Knicks were in the top 10 in OPP PPG last year but their defensive rating was bad.

[timtonymanu]

Thing is, though, he'd have never stepped up his game with Vinny, tbh.... it's not a coincidence that he's taking the next step with Doc coaching him....

Oh yeah for sure. But the poster I quoted thinks Doc is an all-time great coach. Vinny Del Negro was just super awful.

[Clipper Nation]

Oh yeah for sure. But the poster I quoted thinks Doc is an all-time great coach. Vinny Del Negro was just super awful.
Doc's a better coach than you're giving him credit for, tbh.... he's not Phil or Pop, but he's a huge step up from the majority of coaches in the league....

[Chris16]

Oh yeah for sure. But the poster I quoted thinks Doc is an all-time great coach. Vinny Del Negro was just super awful.

Doc Rivers is the best coach in the Western Conference not named Gregg Popovich. Not giving Doc Rivers any credit is wrong IMO.

[benefactor]

:lol thinking Rivers is a good coach...he's better than VDN but that's like saying riding a bicycle is better than having to walk.

[313]

Doc Rivers is the best coach in the Western Conference not named Gregg Popovich. Not giving Doc Rivers any credit is wrong IMO.
I got him third behind Carlise, but Doc's severely underrated on here

[Chris16]

:lol thinking Rivers is a good coach...he's better than VDN but that's like saying riding a bicycle is better than having to walk.

I remember a lot of :lol when asked if Carlisle had a chance against Phil Jackson in 2011 too.

[Chris16]

I got him third behind Carlise, but Doc's severely underrated on here

I'd say him and Carlisle are on the same level.

[jimbo]

I remember a lot of :lol when asked if Carlisle had a chance against Phil Jackson in 2011 too.

and I remember a lot of "Doc Rivers sucking so much in Boston before getting bailed out by Thibs and the Big 3"

:lol 18 game losing streak
:lol didn't even get Oden or Durant

[KobeOwnsDuncan]

Doc couldn't even win shit with a Prime McGrady.

[benefactor]

I remember a lot of :lol when asked if Carlisle had a chance against Phil Jackson in 2011 too.
:lol...typical grey take. Carlisle didn't have to be a better coach than Phil when he had a legendary player that had a legendary playoff run.

[Jodelo]

I'd say him and Carlisle are on the same level.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[ElNono]

10th in defensive rating=bad defense?

They routinely give up 100+ ppg against teams that matter.... (102 to Memphis, 113 to us, 117 to Portland, 116 to Miami, 111 to GSW)... keeping the Sixers or Utah under 90pts doesn't matter.

And IMO, if you're not in the top 5, you have no shot. The Spurs from two-three seasons ago with the high-scoring offense were top 10 too, but in the playoffs you get rickrolled.