Koolaid_Man
02-25-2014, 10:40 PM
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:lmao@the ST Poster Brazil
A farmer in Herkimer County, N.Y. couldn't figure out why his cows seemed more anxious than usual.
When they weren't producing as much milk as usual, he set up a surveillance camera.
What he saw shocked him: two men were rolling in the hay with his livestock, (http://www.cnycentral.com/news/story.aspx?id=1010736#.UwmHD_RdXEM) CNYCentral.com reported.
The farmer, whose name has not been identified, contacted authorities who conducted their own investigation.
As a result, Michael Jones, 35, and Reid Fontaine, 31, were arrested for misdemeanor sexual misconduct, (http://www.uticaod.com/article/20140221/NEWS/140229785) UticaOD.com reported.
Authorities said Fontaine attempted to have sex with several cows (http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2014/02/2_men_charged_with_sex_crimes_against_farmers_cows _state_police_say.html) while Jones filmed the encounters, according to Syracuse.com.
The two were released on an appearance ticket.
The suspects aren't the first men accused of having a cow in the Biblical sense.
In 2008, Brazilian cleaner Getulino Ferreira Paraizo was accused of having sex with 400 cows. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/08/05/sex-with-cows-brazilian-m_n_117019.html) He said he preferred the more tranquil animals.
It might be better to think twice before attempting sex with cows or any other animals.
A 2011 study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine found that men who have had sex with animals were twice as likely to develop penile cancer (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/11/sex-with-animals-penis-cancer_n_1088874.html) as those who stick with their own kind.
:lmao@the ST Poster Brazil
A farmer in Herkimer County, N.Y. couldn't figure out why his cows seemed more anxious than usual.
When they weren't producing as much milk as usual, he set up a surveillance camera.
What he saw shocked him: two men were rolling in the hay with his livestock, (http://www.cnycentral.com/news/story.aspx?id=1010736#.UwmHD_RdXEM) CNYCentral.com reported.
The farmer, whose name has not been identified, contacted authorities who conducted their own investigation.
As a result, Michael Jones, 35, and Reid Fontaine, 31, were arrested for misdemeanor sexual misconduct, (http://www.uticaod.com/article/20140221/NEWS/140229785) UticaOD.com reported.
Authorities said Fontaine attempted to have sex with several cows (http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2014/02/2_men_charged_with_sex_crimes_against_farmers_cows _state_police_say.html) while Jones filmed the encounters, according to Syracuse.com.
The two were released on an appearance ticket.
The suspects aren't the first men accused of having a cow in the Biblical sense.
In 2008, Brazilian cleaner Getulino Ferreira Paraizo was accused of having sex with 400 cows. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/08/05/sex-with-cows-brazilian-m_n_117019.html) He said he preferred the more tranquil animals.
It might be better to think twice before attempting sex with cows or any other animals.
A 2011 study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine found that men who have had sex with animals were twice as likely to develop penile cancer (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/11/sex-with-animals-penis-cancer_n_1088874.html) as those who stick with their own kind.