Favorite Scene From "The Simpsons"

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I just had to make this thread. My favorite scene came on right now (well, on my DVR).

It's the episode where Homer buys Lisa a pony to make up for not spending time with her.

The scene starts where you focus on the house and you start to hear the music from the horsehead scene in "The Godfather." It shows Lisa waking up and taking off the cover to reveal just the pony's head and she screams at the top of her lungs.

I remember when I first saw it, I couldn't stop laughing for about 10 minutes and I still go nuts whenever I see it.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Whoops, thought this was "The Club."

[smeagol]

Whoops, thought this was "The Club."
:lol

[midgetonadonkey]

My favorite scene is actually a whole episode. The episode where Homer starts a day care center is the best. episode. ever.

Another favorite scene is in the episode where they put Bart on Focusim. He puts a fire hose in the gym and the floor gets warped. The kids try playing basketball and Nelson is dribbling. It bounces off one of the lumps in the floor and hits Milhouse and breaks his glasses. He screams "My sports goggles." It was funny because they were just his regular glasses. It doesn't sound so funny when I type it but I was :smokin when I saw it.

[TheTruth]

Two guys at a bar

Guy one to Guy two: Wanna Fight
Guy two to Guy one: Them sound like fighting words

:lmao

[Duff McCartney]

There's alot of favorite scenes.

I think a funny one is the Halloween Special VIII when the nuclear bomb goes off and Homer is behind a car with a dead person in it. They are at the stop light and the car in front of him doesn't move, so he honks and says "It's green moron. Hello! Earth to stupid guy." But the classic line is when he gets out and walks towards him he says "Maybe a little friendy punching will move your ass."

Classic line.

Another great episode is the Homer vs George Bush one. When he's driving all fast to Krusty Burger in the morning and he goes "I only got one minute before they stop serving those breakfast balls. DOH!" George Bush is in front of him taking his sweet ass time and he starts honking and says "Hey JERK!! Move your fanny!!"

[TheTruth]

Another great scene is when homer has all those left over springs when Springfield loses the Summer Olympics and he can't use them for "Springy" the mascot. Homer is making burgers on a skillett with springs on the bottom, and the springs cause the grease to fly onto Homer starting him on fire. That was funny shit.

[Spurminator]

HEY BART YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?!?!

Oh right, that Sideshow Bob thing...

[midgetonadonkey]

Barney: After this case and the next case, we only have one case left!

[TOP-CHERRY]

Homer: "A tramampoline! A tramampoline!"

and

"It's still good! It's still good!"

[Notorious H.O.P.]

I liked the episode where Bart begins stunt jumping all kinds of things with his skateboard and decides to jump over Springfield Gorge and Homer goes to talk him out of it but accidentally gets on the skateboard. He gets excited when he thinks he's gonna make it but tumbles down the gorge. As they're raising him up on the stretcher, he's bumping his head all over the place. They put him in the ambulance and it travels about 10 feet before it crashes into a rock and the door flies open and Homer and the stretcher tumble back down the gorge. I thought that was hilarious.

Like most situations, funnier seen than typed but I though it might cause a few of you to relive the memory.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Thank you, google.. ;)
This one always makes me laugh:

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Brilliant stuff! :lol

[TOP-CHERRY]

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

and...

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

[Big Pimp_21]

remember the episode when Lisa is mad at Homer for some reason or another and Homer says "Lisa, remember that Pony I promised to get you a few years ago? Well....Surprise!" Then he opens the closet door and there's a pony skeleton that crumbles to the floor, and he says "Oh, thats right. Pony's need food and water"

Now that's funny stuff.

[SWC Bonfire]

Two Lord of the Flies scenes w/Ralph:

Scene #1:

Bart and Nelson roll fruit down the aisle in a race up to the front of the bus:

Bart: Go apple!
Nelson: Go orange!
Ralph: (lays down banana) Go banana!

Scene #2:

The kids are running out of things to eat on the island and Ralph eats some berries. Ralph, those could be poisonous!

Ralph: Tastes like....burning. (collapses)

[midgetonadonkey]

Homer: As long as you live in my house you will believe what I belive. Now butter that bacon boy!
Bart: But Dad, my heart hearts.
Homer: Butter it!

[TheTruth]

^ :lmao....classics

[SWC Bonfire]

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

I think that same episode had an informational film by Troy McClure showing how hot dogs were made. The ingredients were an old boot, a tin can, a racoon, and a banana peel or something like that.

[Spurminator]

I also like the Bible stories episode, where Bart is facing Goliath (Nelson) and Ralph comes out of nowhere to kill Goliath... Ralph had supposedly died earlier in the story.

Bart: "Ralph? I thought you were dead!"
Ralph: "Nope."

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

remember the episode when Lisa is mad at Homer for some reason or another and Homer says "Lisa, remember that Pony I promised to get you a few years ago? Well....Surprise!" Then he opens the closet door and there's a pony skeleton that crumbles to the floor, and he says "Oh, thats right. Pony's need food and water"

Now that's funny stuff.

No, I don't remember that scene. Probably because it was from Family Guy.

[King]

Homer: As long as you live in my house you will believe what I belive. Now butter that bacon boy!
Bart: But Dad, my heart hearts.
Homer: Butter it!


Ahaha...and then he made him bacon his sausage.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

There's too many to just pick one, but the one that cracks me up the most is the episode where Bart and Lisa get lost in the woods on the field trip to capital city and get found by some hillbillies. The grandfather says that he got lost on a field trip too, so he married a bear and started his family here in the woods. The camera then pans over to his large, ugly, but clearly human, wife, who says, "I told you! I ain't a bear!"

"Ha ha ha! Rar rar rar! No one can understand you she-bear!"

And then just about anything from Hans Moleman.

[Big Pimp_21]

No, I don't remember that scene. Probably because it was from Family Guy.

Damn...thats right. Sorry :oops . Both are funny...so just insert the names Peter and Meg where the names Homer and Lisa were. You could start a whole new thread about Family Guy episodes and quotes.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Damn...thats right. Sorry :oops . Both are funny...so just insert the names Peter and Meg where the names Homer and Lisa were. You could start a whole new thread about Family Guy episodes and quotes.

Tom Tucker: Let's go now to Ollie Williams with the Black-U-Weather forecast. Ollie?

Ollie Williams: It's gon' rain!

TT: Thanks, Ollie.

[bigbendbruisebrother]

My favorite Homerism, read slowly in his kindest, fatherly Homer voice:

Lisa, you tried your best and failed. And what did you learn?

Never try.

[bigbendbruisebrother]

I've also got to chip in my favorite Apooism:

Homer, please do not be feeding peanuts to my God.

[Big Pimp_21]

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Homer: "What is a wedding? Webster's dictionary defines a wedding as 'the process of removing weeds from one's garden."

[Duff McCartney]

No, I don't remember that scene. Probably because it was from Family Guy.

Again proving my point that Family Guy is nothing but a rip off of The Simpsons.

[bigzak25]

I liked the episode where Bart begins stunt jumping all kinds of things with his skateboard and decides to jump over Springfield Gorge and Homer goes to talk him out of it but accidentally gets on the skateboard. He gets excited when he thinks he's gonna make it but tumbles down the gorge. As they're raising him up on the stretcher, he's bumping his head all over the place. They put him in the ambulance and it travels about 10 feet before it crashes into a rock and the door flies open and Homer and the stretcher tumble back down the gorge. I thought that was hilarious.


that's great, i remember that vividly. :lol




Two Lord of the Flies scenes w/Ralph:

Scene #1:

Bart and Nelson roll fruit down the aisle in a race up to the front of the bus:

Bart: Go apple!
Nelson: Go orange!
Ralph: (lays down banana) Go banana!

Scene #2:

The kids are running out of things to eat on the island and Ralph eats some berries. Ralph, those could be poisonous!

Ralph: Tastes like....burning. (collapses)

also nice. :lol

is it in that episode where they are wearing face paint and making mean animal sounds and Ralph goes "meow" :lmao

I think back to one of the old episodes where bart and homer are in the woods and hunting for food. They try to catch a rabbit and end up slingshooting his ass across the sky. :lmao

[fraga]

Homer : Hello...My name is Mr. Burns...I believe you have a package for me
Mailman: Alright Mr. Burns...and what is your first name...
Homer: I.....don't.....know.....

[SWC Bonfire]

At the annual Springfield U. vs Springfield A&M football game:

Karl: Springfield A&M is nothing but a cow college.
Lenny: You're just saying that because it was founded by a cow.

[cherylsteele]

I llike the episode where Bart becomes "Patton" and organizes a water balloon war on Nelson after he took up for Lisa.

Bart slaps one of the kids just like Patton did.

There only 3 good wars......WW1, WW2 and the Star Wars trilogy.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

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[Low End Specialist]

Globex Corporation episode with Hank Scorpio. The whole thing is hilarious from start to finish.

[SWC Bonfire]

Globex Corporation episode with Hank Scorpio. The whole thing is hilarious from start to finish.

Scorpio: Homer, if you don't mind, could you shoot somebody on the way out? It'd be a real help, thanks. :lol

I liked the Goldfinger-esque theme song over the credits.

[timvp]

Homer: "And now we play ... the waiting game."

*Turns around and plays "The Waiting Game" video game.*

[Trainwreck2100]

When they want a pool, and they build a barn
Some aumish guy comes from nowhere

Aumish Guy "Tis a fine barn English, but a pool it ain't"
Homer: doh

[Trainwreck2100]

The old episode where Bart gets a big brother so Homer decides to get a little brother.

Lady:Why do you want to be a big brother?"
Homer's brain: "Don't say revenge don't say revenge"
Homer:"Revenge"
Homer's brain: "That's it I'm outta here" (footsteps, door slams)

[MI21]

One moment I saw on TV last night that was hilarious: Homer is in the courtroom and puts on the glasses that look like eyes so he can sleep in the courtroom.

Classic.

[spursfor]

In the episode where Lisa compares Bart to her hamster.
When Marge tells Bart to get the cupcakes, he goes into the kitchen, but he is so traumatized by Lisa, that as he reached up to grab the two cupcakes with both hands, he breaks down and starts having an attack on the floor.( A Clockwork Orange refrence)

[midgetonadonkey]

Ralph: Me fail English, that's unpossible.

[timvp]

Homer: I'm not a genius ... or is I?

[Trainwreck2100]

How could I forget this

"save me jebus"

[Trainwreck2100]

Homer:Besides every time I learn something new it pushes something old out of my brain, Remember when I took that homewinemaking couse and forgot how to drive.
Marge:That's because you were drunk
Homer: And how.

[gospursgojas]

Homer: Ohh Ned, you so crazy


Ralph: this taste like burning




Ralph: daddy this taste like grandma
Cheif Wiggum: you're right son this does tast like grandma

[Trainwreck2100]

Burns: Smithers I need the league of evil
(opens secret compartment that reveals a bunch of skeletons)
Burns: My league!!!
Smithers: Even monsters need air sir.
Burns: Very well, collect their watches.

[snyderman]

Homer: Yeah, Wiggum couldn't catch cooties at Milhouse's birthday party.
Bart: Daaad (pointing out that Milhouse is right next to him)
Homer: Oh, seriously, everyone says your parties rock.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Marge: Oh forget it, they couldn't catch a cold with a........ a cold.. catching... thing.
Homer: See, when you don't use Milhouse, it's hard.

[Spurfect]

The jury discuss the case in their private room.

Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty.
Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
Homer: What does "sequestered" mean?
Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together
so they can't communicate with the outside world.
Homer: What does "deadlocked" mean?
Skinner: It's when the jury can't agree on a verdict.
Homer: Uh huh. And "if"?
Skinner: A conjunction meaning "in the event that" or "on condition
that".
Homer: So "if" we don't all vote the same way, we'll be "deadlocked"
and have to be "sequestered" in the Springfield Palace Hotel
--
Patty: That's not going to happen, Homer.
Jasper: Let's vote. My liver is failing.
Homer: -- where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool,
free HBO -- Ooh! "Free Willy"!
Skinner: Justice is not a frivolous thing, Simpson. It has little if
anything to do with a disobedient whale. Now let's vote!
Homer: Uh, how are the rest of you voting?
Everyone: Guilty.
Homer: OK, fine. How many S's in "innocent"?
Everyone: Aw.
Homer: I'm only doing what I think is right. I believe Freddy Quimby
should walk out of here a free hotel.

[Mixability]

i vaguely remember an episode where someone is performing on stage and Homer yells for them to play "Purple Rain!", then Lisa tells him it isn't Prince and he then yells, "Purple Rain"....if only I could remember who was on stage...

[snyderman]

i think its bachman tuner overdrive

[Trainwreck2100]

i think its bachman tuner overdrive


That was takin care of business.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

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[ZStomp]

Has the show ended?

[cherylsteele]

soooo many replies and no one mentions one of barts famous one liners

"eat my shorts"

Cowabunga!!

Get Bent.

Don't have a cow, man.

Dumb as a post.

I didn't do it.

I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?

[Trainwreck2100]

stupid sexy flanders

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/9085/flanderssexy4kc.gif

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I just had to make this thread. My favorite scene came on right now (well, on my DVR).

It's the episode where Homer buys Lisa a pony to make up for not spending time with her.

The scene starts where you focus on the house and you start to hear the music from the horsehead scene in "The Godfather." It shows Lisa waking up and taking off the cover to reveal just the pony's head and she screams at the top of her lungs.

I remember when I first saw it, I couldn't stop laughing for about 10 minutes and I still go nuts whenever I see it.

Guess which episode is on today?

[T Park]

Homer : Why did you bring that loser into our house?

Marge : I'll tell you why, christian charity

Homer: Christian Charity!?? What does a porn star have anything to do with it!??!?

[CuckingFunt]

Waaaaaaay too many, but the exchange about "steamed hams (http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/54624/detail/)" is pretty high on the list.

[jman3000]

boo-urns.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Lenny: Man Homer you look terrible. I thought someone with 2 wives would happy.
Carl: No, no, no. You're thinking of someone with 2 knives.
(while they're saying this Moe gets 2 knives)
Moe: I gotta tell you guys, this feels terrific.
:lmao

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

And the moment when Homer tries to build the BBQ grill.
Homer: Must read instructions. (drops instructions in cement). Oh no! English side ruined! Must read French instructions! Le grill?!? What the hell is that?!?
:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

Moe: Oh, everybody is going to family restaurants these days, tsk. Seems nobody wants to hang out in a dank pit no more.

Carl: You ain't thinking of getting rid of the dank, are you, Moe?

Moe: Ehh, maybe I am.

Carl: Oh, but Moe: the dank. The dank!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

so many. i haven't watched any new episodes, so these may sound foreign.

the one where homer is training to do the krusty bike loop trick with krusty. homers' pants get caught in the chain and gets eaten off him and the krusty yells "burn that seat"

[Spurminator]

http://b1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01447/11/43/1447803411_l.gif

Old grey mare she ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be...

[Hemotivo]

Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!

[Hemotivo]

Homer: Lisa, you're a Buddhist, so you believe in reincarnation. Eventually, Snowball will be reborn as a higher lifeform... like a snowman.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

So many to list, but I'll narrow it down to a few:
the one where Millhouse has a girlfriend, and Bart gets so jealous he gets her sent away to a Catholic school. Then, when Bart tells Millhouse what he did, the two fight on Millhouse's bedroom floor. Bart reaches for something to smack Millhouse upside the head with.
Broken bottle? Nope.
Brick? Nuh-uh.
Baseball bat? Try again.
Bart FINALLY grabs the Magic 8-Ball that Millhouse's dad had bought for him, and cracks Millhouse over the head with it, and drops the line that ALWAYS cracks me up:
"Boy, I'll bet the Magic 8-Ball never saw THAT one comin'!"

There's also the one Halloween episode where Bart & Lisa try to bring Snowball I back to life, and instead overrun Springfield with zombies:

Homer: "Did you wreck the car?"
Lisa: "No!"
Homer: "Did you raise the dead?"
Lisa: "YES!!!!!"
Homer: "But the car's okay?"

[E20]

Homer: Hello my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a package for me.
Mailman: Alright Mr.Burns what is your first name?
Homer: I don't..............know.

Bart: Genius plan Homer.


LMAO

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"WHOO-HOO!!!!!
S.T.D.'s!!!!!"

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"Oh, yeah, drugs; you gotta have drugs."

[Fabbs]

Troy McClures comeback including Planet of The Apes, The Musical.

When he's about to kiss Selma he pulls out breath spray and then sprays her with it. :lol

In church when Homer is listening to pro football with his earpiece.
As his team kicks the game winning field goal Rev Lovejoy makes some point.
Homer shouting: It's good! It's good!
Lovejoy standing by the door as everyone exits: Well Homer, i see i really struck a cord with you today.
Marge: MMMMMMnnnnnn.

[TLWisfoine]

I liked the episode Homer thought Bart was gay and took him to that gay steel mill. Funny stuff!!!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Troy McClures comeback including Planet of The Apes, The Musical.

When he's about to kiss Selma he pulls out breath spray and then sprays her with it. :lol

In church when Homer is listening to pro football with his earpiece.
As his team kicks the game winning field goal Rev Lovejoy makes some point.
Homer shouting: It's good! It's good!
Lovejoy standing by the door as everyone exits: Well Homer, i see i really struck a cord with you today.
Marge: MMMMMMnnnnnn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r80zkpXPHTw

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

The "Behind the Laughter" Episode was a thing of beauty.

"I just want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute."

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The "Behind the Laughter" Episode was a thing of beauty.

"I just want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute."

"I was so gay, but I couldn't tell anyone."

[T Park]

When I was younger the line made me die laughing, its slightly funny now.

When Lisa made the float for some parade, and her and Bart fight for it, it flys into the fireplace and bursts into flames


Lisa : AHHHH

Homer: AAAA

Bart: BITCHIN!!!

:lol

[Trainwreck2100]

In honor of the ATT championship

When homer goes to the country club and meets Tom Kite.
Tom Kite: Now, you don't want to overthink.
Homer: Not an issue.
Tom Kite: Keep your head down.
Homer: (raising his head) Huh?
Tom Kite: Pretend there's no one else here. (Homer scratches his butt with the club and burps)...And just go at your own pace. (Homer hits the ball very close to the hole)....Wow, very impressive. You're a natural, Mr. Simpson.
Homer: Really?
Tom Kite: Uh huh. All you need is your own set of clubs, and stay the hell out of my locker!...you can keep the shoes!

[AlamoSpursFan]

On one of the first (hell it may have been the first) Halloween specials, they're doing a The Raven theme and Lisa is reading the poem while it is acted out by the cast.

My favorite part:

Lisa (narrating): "Quoth the Raven..."

Bart (as a little raven with a Bart haircut): "Eat My Shorts!"


And there's also the station ID Dan Castellaneta did off the top of his head for Dudley and Bob: "Hello, this is Homer Simpson, and whenever I'm driving in my car, I always listen to 93.7 KLBJ...The Dudley and Bob Show! Because it's the only station I can get on my STUPID radio! DOH!!!", which I only bring up because 1) it shows the genius that is Castellaneta, he fired that off with no setup whatsoever, they just asked him during a phone-in interview if he would mind doing one and BAM! and 2) some time after, they had some no-name comedian in who was playing locally and he offered to do some impersonations for station IDs and they asked him if he could do a Homer...his was barely recognizable as Homer and they asked him what he thought of the one they had (which, of course, actually WAS Homer) and he trashed it, saying it sounded nothing like the real thing. They then played the 2 station IDs that Mike Judge recorded as Beavis and Butthead and he trashed those as well. It was fucking hilarious. [/tangent]

[BeerIsGood!]

Anything with Fat Tony is great.



http://www.joemantegna.com/TONY2.JPG

[T Park]

Snake looks related to Fat Tony.

[Mr. Peabody]

Homer: Homer Simpson at the Super Bowl?
(imagines himself watching the game as a player is hauled off on a stretcher)
Coach: Dang! That was my last quarterback. Now what am I gonna do? (He looks into the crowd, and sees Homer) You!
Homer: Me?
Coach: Yeah, you! Get your hand off my wife's leg!
Homer: Sorry!

[dimsah]

Scientist: Mr. Simpson, if we perform this operation it will increase your brain power. Or it could kill you.
Homer: Increase my killing power, eh? Let's do it!

Homer: No beer and no T.V. make Homer something something...
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do!

Lisa: It is better to remain silent and be thought the fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Homer's Brain: Uh-oh what did that mean. Better say something or they'll think you're stupid.
Homer: Takes one to know one!
Homer's Brain: Swish!
My personal favorite.

Marge: Homer, we need to talk to a financial planner.
Homer: Financial panther, eh?

[imagines himself standing in a bank lobby with an
officious banker]
Banker: Mr. Simpson, you're a dollar overdrawn.
Homer: Get him, Sheba!
[a panther leaps onscreen and mauls the banker]I'm on board.

[Gerryatrics]

They removed the clip from youtube, so the transcript will have to do.

Homer: Television broken?
Bart: No. There's a badger in there. [indicates the doghouse]
Homer: Badger, my ass -- it's probably Milhouse. [crawls into
the doghouse] Milhouse ... Milhouse!
[the badger attacks. Homer screams and beats a hasty
retreat]
It's a badger, all right. Possibly a griffin. Bart, do
you have any dynamite in your room?
Bart: Tons.
Homer: Get it.
Lisa: No, Dad, we don't want to kill him. Let's call animal
control.
Homer: Great idea. Then we should call the doctor about this.
[lifts his shirt, revealing a gaping hole in his chest
that exposes his internal organs]
Lisa: How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
Homer: What am I, a tailor?

[leemajors]

hark to the tale of nelson, and the boy he loved so dear!

[cornbread]

"Lisa it's your birthday, Happy birthday Lisa"

[cornbread]

Ralph, "Super Nintendo Chalmers..." :lmao

[stress]

saxamaphone saxamaphone!!!!!!!!!

[Fadi Fawaz]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/33/aa/6e/33aa6edf115a6504d40582580757b06d.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/iMUHBM0.jpg

[SpursforSix]

After Otto escapes and then Apu checks his cell and throws the chess piece through the poster.

[Spurtacular]

After Otto escapes and then Apu checks his cell and throws the chess piece through the poster.

https://pics.me.me/live-bireakyouo-s-com-breaking-news-apu-nahasapeemapetilon-dead-17-35-report-37276035.png

[Blake]

https://media.giphy.com/media/12TZ6aZdJS0ql2/giphy.gif

[baseline bum]

When Snake says "Goodbye student loan payments" as he's robbing Moe's.

[Allan Rowe vs Wade]

this is my son bart. he owns a factory.

[Spurtacular]

https://i.gifer.com/RWNL.gif

[johnsmith]

When Homer changes his name to Max Power:

“Where to eat? You like Thai”?
“I like tie, you like shirt”?

Runner up is when Homer gets the crayon removed from his brain, jumps through the window and yells “who wants lottery tickets”?!