Dukes of Hazzard

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

Man does this movie look stupid or what? Just sat through the CMT special on the filming of the movie, and it looks like they tried to make it as corny as possible. That's lame.

Ashamedly, I'll probably go see it just to see a 12 ft. tall Jessica Simpson's rack.

:angel

[midgetonadonkey]

Yeah that movie looks like a piece a shit.

[MannyIsGod]

I have hope. Broken Lizard is doing it.

[Ginofan]

Man does this movie look stupid or what? Just sat through the CMT special on the filming of the movie, and it looks like they tried to make it as corny as possible. That's lame.

Ashamedly, I'll probably go see it just to see a 12 ft. tall Jessica Simpson's rack.

:angel

That's probably where at least half of the movie's profits will come from :lol

[pooh]

They did a crappy remake of Starsky and Hutch, this one looks just as bad. The only reason why this one is getting so much attention is Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke. If they'd known that Britney Spears was going to transform herself into a trailer park whore (pg and all) they should've picked her up for the role.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'll watch it. Jessica's ass has never been more inviting.

You would pay 8 bucks just to see ass? Do a google search for ass and save the cash. Don't support this bullshit, it will only lead to more shitty remakes.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have hope. Broken Lizard is doing it.

Broken Lizard also did Club Dread. Enough said.

[midgetonadonkey]

You gotta be kidding me. That's Netflix material.

I guess you don't mind sitting through bullshit. I guess I am picky about movies. I wouldn't even get Netflix just because there aren't 3 movies a month that I want to see. So much shit is out now it's fucking ridiculous.

[Duff McCartney]

Jay has a small part in it too, doesn't he? Aside from a few episodes of Arrested Development, he doesn't have much coming up.

"Rabbit" and "Mac" are the only ones doing anything after the Dukes. But they aren't in that movie.

Farva, Ram, and Foster are in Dukes. But after that they have nothing planned according to imdb.

But I agree that's the only reason I'd watch is cause Jay is directing it.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

Broken Lizard also did Club Dread. Enough said.

To be fair, Brittany Daniel was smoking hot in that movie.

[midgetonadonkey]

To be fair, Brittany Daniel was smoking hot in that movie.

Doesn't make it a good movie.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

You don't watch a movie like that for the plot. If you do, that's half your problem.

[Duff McCartney]

Well Broken Lizard also did Super Troopers. That will give them credibilitiy with me for 50 years.

[midgetonadonkey]

Well Broken Lizard also did Super Troopers. That will give them credibilitiy with me for 50 years.

Super Troopers is, on my list, one of the greatest movies ever. But Club Dread was terrible. Just fucking terrible. I'd rather watch Passion of the Christ again than watch Club Dread.

Ridiculous.

Just plain ridiculous.

[midgetonadonkey]

It's just a movie. You need to learn to appreciate bad movies. Unless it's something like Garden State.

Don't knock Garden State. That movie was good. The characters were complex, and the story was good. I understand why the masses wouldn't enjoy Garden State, but also the masses made Hustle and Flow one of the most popular movies.

[TheTruth]

To be fair, Brittany Daniel was smoking hot in that movie.
I watched that whole f*ing movie waiting for her to take her damn top off.


Don't knock Garden State. That movie was good. The characters were complex, and the story was good. I understand why the masses wouldn't enjoy Garden State, but also the masses made Hustle and Flow one of the most popular movies
I liked both of those movies.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

On the bright side, we got to see Elena Lyons rack briefly in that one (Club Dread). My girlfriend in high school made me watch that fucking USA High (School) on USA network every day after school.

Her ripping her bikini top off almost made up for all those wannabe Saved by the Bell episodes.

:lol

I don't think Brittany has a phenominal rack or anything, she's more athletic than busty (and there's nothing wrong with that at all).

[TheTruth]

Elena Lyons = The gymnast?

or one of the girls at the beginning?

[TOP-CHERRY]

I think the funniest movie I've seen this year was "Wedding Crashers", although it could've still been that good without all the nude scenes. :rolleyes

[AlamoSpursFan]

They did a crappy remake of Starsky and Hutch, this one looks just as bad.

The chicks making out scene saved that flick from being a total piece of crap. Are there any chicks kissing in this total piece of crap?

[TheTruth]

WORTHLESS without pics.

http://img346.imageshack.us/img346/1050/js7hg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

Truth-

Elena Lyons was the girl who ripped off her top and said "heads" in the tomb thing, and then ran through the brush and made it to poolside before getting slashed.

[Jimcs50]

http://music.yahoo.com/video/play/?showtext=Y&cid=1&vid=20812189&sx=&ps=0&bw=&fs=0&tw=lmv&vo=&redirectURL=http%3A//music.yahoo.com/musicvideos/lists/top.asp%3Fp%3D2


Watch this video instead.

[tlongII]

The Dukes of Hazzard TV show was crap, why would the movie be any different?

[SpursWoman]

I'm sure there were plenty of other gorgeous BRUNETTES that they could have used to make this movie. Daisy as a blonde is a fucking joke. :fro

[SWC Bonfire]

As someone who LOVED the Dukes growing up, this movie looks like it blows.

My little 2 y/o nephew loves watching the reruns, though. He can laugh like Roscoe. :tu

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

The Dukes of Hazzard TV show was crap

Beats the hell out of all that gay Power Rangers crap on tv today.

I just wish someone would bring back Airwolf. We've had A-Team and Dukes back on tv, it's time for the baddest mutha of a helicopter ever (yes, better than Blue Thunder) to make its return.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The A-Team was the shit!

So was Airwolf!