Things You Should Not Say To a Woman You Just Met

[Sybok]

1. Bitch I will knock your motherfucking teeth out.

[pgardn]

Do wish to share my diseases?

[Rogue]

9. bitch your face ain't even lookin' as good as Scarlett's flabby ass.

[Sybok]

Are those real, cause these are! (while grabbing your nuts)

[The Reckoning]

i love kids! especially my own

[Robz4000]

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[xmas1997]

My name is Blake.
:lol

[Jacob1983]

Condoms break. Deal with it bitch.

[DJR210]

"Why don't you like the heart shaped pizza?"

"What the fuck do you mean naming a star after you on starregistry.com is gay?"

[Rogue]

Condoms break. Deal with it bitch.there's a contradiction between safety and sexual enjoyability imho. if you use thick condoms (that are less likely to break) you reap less fun fucking your bitch because shit would feel like masturbating with gloves, if you use the super-thin type, you would feel nothing at all between you and your bitch but you'd run the risk of breaking it, catching STD, or even impregnating that bitch for the worst scenario.

[Blake]

"want to go to a Spurstalk get together with me and talk about Blake?"

[Blake]

"why are you following me around humping my leg?"

"you do......0........for me"

"sheesh"

"check out my almanac full of big, fast black guys"

[Blake]

"Welcome to Target, ma'am"

[Blake]

"yes, these calf tats are real. And they're spectacular."

[Bill_Brasky]

Why yes, as a matter of fact I DID go to UTSA!

[Thread]

Make me French toast & Farmland bacon.

[Blake]

"You should be careful what you tell strangers. Since you mentioned you live on a flaglot, I was able to triangulate the coordinates of your home. You also need to make sure you lock all doors and windows. Your 2nd story window was unlocked so I crawled in to show you how vulnerable you are. You're also out of fruit loops and milk."

[Blake]

Why yes, as a matter of fact I DID go to UTSA!

"and no, that's not chocolate on my tongue"

[mrsmaalox]

Ha you guys! Those are all obviously no-no's, but the guys that freak me out the worst are the ones who offer to buy me a drink first thing.

[Blake]

Remember this?

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, I just googled mapped your house, So call me, maybe?

:lol

That was GOLD!

Compliments of Bynomynte or something like that.

:lol

[marini martini]

Ha you guys! Those are all obviously no-no's, but the guys that freak me out the worst are the ones who offer to buy me a drink first thing.

:lmao after last week it Looks like you've learned your lesson!

[mrsmaalox]

:lmao after last week it Looks like you've learned your lesson!

Took long enough huh?

[marini martini]

Took long enough huh?

Either way, I was proud of you!:lmao

[Katherine Robinson]

We can go out once my dad writes me a check.

[The Gemini Method]

Hurry! Let's get this! My herps flare-up has ceased...never know when it might flare up again! Raw dogg it!

[Sybok]

"Who's your good looking friend?"

[Nbadan]

Ok, so I dated your mom....

[Nbadan]

You gonna eat that?

[Nbadan]

ever hear of a rusty trumpet?

[Avante]

Could you buy us a drink?

I'm looking for a job.

My wife doesn't care.

You wanna wrestle?

So how much do you weigh?

[Nbadan]

You look just like my ex...

[Nbadan]

You like raising kids?

[Nbadan]

...my pager number is 5555555....

[Trainwreck2100]

let's go there I have a coupon

[Nbadan]

So, did they ever find out who let the dogs out?

[Nbadan]

Are those real?

[Nbadan]

*especially in SA...

So how far along are you?

[spurraider21]

my name is Avante

[spurraider21]

you're tits are way bigger than my wife's

[Avante]

my name is Avante

Why be a jerk?

[Trainwreck2100]

I may or may not have had sex with prostitutes.

[Rogue]

I'm a lifelong celibate so I have little advice to give on this topic but I remember something John&Jeff once said, they said that if you say you love her on your first date, you'd never expect a 2nd one with her.

[Blake]

Could you buy us a drink?

I'm looking for a job.

My wife doesn't care.

You wanna wrestle?

So how much do you weigh?

Anyone with real game can make any of these lines work.......and work well.

[Blake]

Why be a jerk?

That's actually not a terrible line. A little guilt trip.

[DJR210]

:lmao after last week it Looks like you've learned your lesson!

Backstory on this please..

[pgardn]

I need you to lance a carbuncle just posterior to my groin.