Miami Lebrons @ Houston Rockets -endoresed by Stat Padding galore

[sook]

:nope

That mask isn't going to save the Kang from the beard lice Harden has been cultivating.
http://diseasespictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Pubic-Lice.jpg

[ElNono]

http://www.tvandang.com/nba/MchaleHardenIsoONLYPlay.jpg

[djohn2oo8]

Can't beat great defensive teams like this yet without a reliable PG. Beverley is nice, but is better suited as a backup. He was completely intimidated playing against the Clippers. And Lin just sucks. Terrence Jones needs to show up and stop playing like a vagina.

[SpurSwag]

Really looking for Lebron to pull ahead in the MVP race tonight by dropping 40+. It really is the perfect situation, he's tied neck-in-neck with Durant right now, he just dropped 61 and its a back to back against an elite team so even if he doesn't perform he obviously has fatigue as an excuse, and houston has no one who can guard him.

It would be such an alpha move on his part, getting into Kobe's atmosphere of alpha ness, but that's not a bad thing. Sometimes you need to puff out your chest and flex, and hopefully he does that tonight.

[TE]

http://www.tvandang.com/nba/MchaleHardenIsoONLYPlay.jpg
:lmao

[Suspect]

Really looking for Lebron to pull ahead in the MVP race tonight by dropping 40+. It really is the perfect situation, he's tied neck-in-neck with Durant right now, he just dropped 61 and its a back to back against an elite team so even if he doesn't perform he obviously has fatigue as an excuse, and houston has no one who can guard him.


:rollin

[irishock]

Not even Rocketfan thinks they're an elite team :lol

[Thread]

I hope the Heat apply an ass pounding to end all ass poundings.

[djohn2oo8]

I hope the Heat apply an ass pounding to end all ass poundings.
Bend over, I'll give ya a fuckin ass pounding.

[benefactor]

NBATV gonna black this shit out per par?

[Rogue]

I'm expecting a win for Miami driven by Wade and Bosh, with the Great Satan sucking major dicks. Lockets are gonna put intensive defensive care on Satan knowing that he stat-padded 61 pts last night.

[Pelicans78]

Rockets are an elite team.

[kobe4life]

Hopefully Dwight or somebody on the Rockets will do a dirty foul to the Great Satan and send him on a stretcher. Fuck this guy I bet money he won't score above 30 points tonight.

[Rogue]

Hopefully Dwight or somebody on the Rockets will do a dirty foul to the Great Satan and send him on a stretcher. Fuck this guy I bet money he won't score above 30 points tonight.
we better count on beverley to get this job done, tbh.

[djohn2oo8]

Rockets are an elite team.
Not yet. They need to be able to beat OKC and the Clippers first.

[jimbo]

Are these the Rockets announcers on NBA TV? Not a fan

[SpurSwag]

:rollin

are you laughing at the idea of the rockets being elite...

cuz i sure as hell didn't mean the bobcats were up there lol

[Rogue]

Beverley doing his job at the offensive end, wait till he breaks Satan's knee at the other end of floor.

[kobe4life]

Bullshit foul against Harden.

[Rogue]

D-Whistle still living by whistles :lol

[Rogue]

Bullshit foul against Harden.
Harden prickled D-Whistle with his beard imho, legit foul call.

[Gummi Clutch]

this is ridiculous. Rockets clearly getting fouled and not drawing any calls while Miami already shot 6FTs :lol

[jimbo]

:tu Jordan Hamilton, glad he's found a place

[kobe4life]

Jeremy Lin is garbage this guy needs to be deported out of this league. I knew once he entered the game that the Heat would go on a run.

[Double-Up]

Damn Lin what the fuck was that?

[jimbo]

:lol at these commentators, at least when Sean Elliott calls out the officiating he doesn't flat out say "that call sucked"

[D-Wade]

James Haren :lmao

https://vine.co/v/MAXwZuqdEbn

[kobe4life]

Another bs foul on Harden. Fuck this faggot team they are filled with pansies.

[Gummi Clutch]

Looks like the heat just get clean blocks all the time. Thats the only way they never get called for fouls :lol

fucking double standard, the rockets lead the league in FTA and get all those calls vs the spurs, but when they play Miami they don't count?

[sook]

As good as Lebron is, he's not their best player thus far. Jeremy Lin is. Good god is that guy so bad I don't think he could start for a highschool team at this point.

[Venti Quattro]

Anyone watching IND vs GSW? Great game going on tbh

[Thread]

:lol at these commentators, at least when Sean Elliott calls out the officiating he doesn't flat out say "that call sucked"

Sean is a piss pot & you know it.

[ElNono]

sup with the arena? half empty

[irishock]

:lol what's with D12's haircut

[irishock]

sup with the arena? half empty

rocketfan paying homage to heatfan

[kobe4life]

Parsons just dunk it on the Great Satan.

[ElNono]

MVParsons shitting all over the Kang

[Calispursfan11]

lol heat

[ElNono]

Rockets running a Neal on the champs

[kobe4life]

Great Satan is getting schooled right now by Parsons another example of how this bitch is lucky the talent in the league is shitty.

[SupremeGuy]

lol lucky ass heat gets to steamroll the weak ass eastern conference...

They're lucky they don't have to go through the West's best teams just to make the finals, tbh. There's a good chance they wouldn't make it.

[ElNono]

sucks, tbh... these niggas are going to come out like a wounded lion on Thursday if this holds...

[crc21209]

No wonder the Heat are losing, Beasley's getting major minutes...:td

[jimbo]

Sean is a piss pot & you know it.

He's funny with his whining. These guys aren't.

[SupremeGuy]

sucks, tbh... these niggas are going to come out like a wounded lion on Thursday if this holds...They were going to play that way either way, tbh. They take regular season games against the Spurs like super cereal.

[D-Wade]

Spurfan overreaction. :lol

[Killakobe81]

Battier needs to be taken out back and put out of his misery ...
Rox showing him no respect ...
Schedule loss unreasonable to expect Lebron to follow up last night with a similar effort
But it was dumb of him and So to chase 60 on first night of a b2b ...
...

[Killakobe81]

:lol what's with D12's haircut

Young fertile gold digging bitches luv it ...

[irishock]

Was that Clyde Drexler referring to himself in third person? :lol thinking LeBron hasn't surpassed your ass

[ElNono]

Forgot Lin plays for the Rockets... Miami still has a solid shot at this

[sook]

fuck Lin just checked into the gme. Don't be surprised if they get back into the game. This fucker just won't leave us alone.

[sook]

Forgot Lin plays for the Rockets... Miami still has a solid shot at this

Beat me to it and they already cut the lead. Smh...

[Killakobe81]

Beating the shit out of Rox would of been more impressive, tbh. 40 or 50 on fan night would of been better resume building ...but hey 60 is STILL 60.

[Kool Bob Love]

Spurfan overreaction. :lol

D-knees.:lmao

[jimbo]

Heat players outside of Lebron/Wade are shooting 33%. (11/33)

Just terrible

[sook]

This is a time game. We need to get our starters back in...

Lin is too much of a liability.

[jimbo]

LeGOAT :wow

[ElNono]

damn kang

[sook]

Jesus Lebron. Amazing shot.

[Killakobe81]

The Heat could really use another athletic big. Lebron is their backup pf
Lol he just daggered the Rox at end of third

[Kool Bob Love]

Meh.

[D-Wade]

Holy Shit!

[Killakobe81]

Heat players outside of Lebron/Wade are shooting 33%. (11/33)

Just terrible

Battier missing wide open 3's

[GuerillaBlack]

Illuminati power.

[Killakobe81]

What up GB your avvy always makes me smile ...

[Kool Bob Love]

Wave off lol

[Robz4000]

Lebron doing Lebron things?

[Killakobe81]

Lebron gotta get that off ...

[irishock]

Beastley

[Killakobe81]

Wade gotta take over while James rests
Lol a taunt on that?!

[irishock]

:lol faggot ass ref

[jimbo]

Does D-mo have any redeeming qualities or is this just a bad matchup for him?

[jimbo]

Wade gotta take over while James rests
Lol a taunt on that?!

Same thing as Mutumbo. If he waved his finger at the crowd it was ok, if he did it at a player it was a tech.

[sook]

told ya.

[Killakobe81]

Rox folding like cheap paper ...can't let Kang hang around.
Spo should close with Cole, Beasley, Ray, Lebron Wade

[Killakobe81]

Damn Wade wanted that...dangerous play by Beverley he has a knack for dat

[Pelicans78]

Rockets need to go with Harden, Parsons, and Hamilton on the perimeter.

[D-Wade]

Damn if Wade would've yammed that

[sook]

this is so sad. Such a good team with a player thats so much of a negative. THe second Lin checks in its like a 20 point swing.

[Pelicans78]

My man T-Jones!!! LOL Pelicans drafting Austin Rivers over him.

[GuerillaBlack]

What up GB your avvy always makes me smile ...

Sup brah. I love her too.

[kobe4life]

Watch the Great Satan choke under the extreme pressure in this game.

[Killakobe81]

Heat need another big that can play quick on defense and hit jumpers prime KG or even Horry or Rasheed would of been perfect would make them unstoppable.

[ElNono]

NBA TV broadcasts blow...

[Robz4000]

this is so sad. Such a good team with a player thats so much of a negative. THe second Lin checks in its like a 20 point swing.

To be fair Lin has shat on the Spurs every time he's played them since he joined the Rockets. Come the playoffs if you guys play the Spurs you'll be singing him praises.

[Killakobe81]

Sup brah. I love her too.
Indeed saw her in Dallas at ASg better than all the gold digging sluts that came in droves.

[Robz4000]

Heat need another big that can play quick on defense and hit jumpers prime KG or even Horry or Rasheed would of been perfect would make them unstoppable.

Put prime KG on any of the current contenders they'd be unstoppable. Give the Heat someone like Bass and they'd be set.

[Double-Up]

The Beard...

[Killakobe81]

Bosh disappearing ...
Nice play by Beard Lebron looks tired getting beat to loose balls ...

[jimbo]

NBA TV broadcasts blow...

I like that they'll sometimes go back and let Cwebb/Ernie talk instead of going to commercials but

1) They always have homer commentators because they don't use their own
2) Their scrolling ticker/score thing suck. Tbh, I'd rather know how many timeouts each team has than the headlines from the NBA.

[Killakobe81]

Put prime KG on any of the current contenders they'd be unstoppable. Give the Heat someone like Bass and they'd be set.

I'm saying replacing Bosh who has been good but not a great rim protector. Bosh is good at pnr defense but Kg is all time vplus gives you better inside defense and rebounding ...
Bosh was a fine rebounder last June when it counted

[Killakobe81]

Bad shot and poor transition.

[ElNono]

I like that they'll sometimes go back and let Cwebb/Ernie talk instead of going to commercials but

1) They always have homer commentators because they don't use their own
2) Their scrolling ticker/score thing suck. Tbh, I'd rather know how many timeouts each team has than the headlines from the NBA.

I rather watch commercials, tbh

[jimbo]

^:lol

I actually like Cwebb. He's dumb but entertaining

[ElNono]

up 5, 28 secs to go...

[jimbo]

:lol shitty D from Wade

[ElNono]

Beard misses the free throw

[jimbo]

6

[rogues]

All Philibe@ner should do in this huddle is mention a very similar hole we faced that one night in June..

[Killakobe81]

:lol shitty D from Wade

Twas but Harden set him up well
Lebron should of taken him ...

[kobe4life]

Great Satan you choke artist you didn't show up for this game what now bitch. No one is going to save your ass now. Not Ray, not Wade, nobody is going to bail you out.

[Double-Up]

^ Move around with that shit...

[ElNono]

Lebron still wearing the headband :td

[jimbo]

:downspin:

[Double-Up]

Son of a bitch...

[ElNono]

WHy don't you bring back Lin too, McHale? :lol

[Robz4000]

:lmao Rockets

[ElNono]

Should McHale sit Dwight in this play?

[Killakobe81]

Lol fucking Rox awesome fucking decision by Harden ...
Dwight took out the Kang ...

[sook]

In disbelief right now. Wtf was that.

[D-Wade]

LMAO Harden

[kobe4life]

Great Satan you will choke just watch.

[ElNono]

oh well

[kobe4life]

I called it the bitchass fagot choked under real pressure.

[Kool Bob Love]

The choker.

[sook]

It never should have come down to that..

Glad for the win though.

[Double-Up]

:lmao Rockets

Yea...them niggas a riot. :lol

[rogues]

I called it the bitchass fagot choked under real pressure.
Shut the fuck up you worthless piece of shit chink

[Killakobe81]

What heat don't have to foul if they made that ...dumbass Clyde.
Non back2back they win dat ... Going for 60 left James with little left. Scoring binges like dat take mad stamina ..

[kobe4life]

Shut the fuck up you worthless piece of shit chink

First off faggot I'm not a chink. Second quit sucking the Great Satan's dick.

[jimbo]

:td but good game though. Probably the most bearable Rockets game I've seen all season

[djohn2oo8]

What heat don't have to foul if they made that ...dumbass Clyde.
Non back2back they win dat ... Going for 60 left James with little left. Scoring binges like dat take mad stamina ..
Stop making excuses. LeBron should have been the only one tired, yet the rest of the team played like shit.

[Kool Bob Love]

Shut the fuck up you worthless piece of shit chink

Bitch half the members on here are Asian. Deal wit it.

[sook]

Dwight was the reason we won. Dude is just such a defensive anchor and made some huge plays.

[Mugen]

Solid D by the Clown at the end tbh.

[rogues]

First off faggot I'm not a chink. Second quit sucking the Great Satan's dick.
Yes, you're a chink..no need to hide it, tbh..I can tell the yellow off your shitty posts..

[D-Wade]

Good game. Best the Rockets have looked on O that I've seen. Wade and Beasley played great. Bosh was mediocre. Lebron had too many points last night.

[Killakobe81]

Dwight was the reason we won. Dude is just such a defensive anchor and made some huge plays.


He played well I must admit.

[rogues]

Bitch half the members on here are Asian. Deal wit it.
They should all be holocausted..

[Pelicans78]

Dwight was the reason we won. Dude is just such a defensive anchor and made some huge plays.

Terrence Jones was big too in the 4th. Really stepped up tonight. He's only gonna get better and once he becomes a consistent perimeter shooter, he will be a perfect fit on this team.

[sook]

Terrence Jones was big too in the 4th. Really stepped up tonight. He's only gonna get better and once he becomes a consistent perimeter shooter, he will be a perfect fit on this team.

Yea he played well tonight as wlel.

[TIMMYtoZO]

:lol Fun game. I hope Houston makes the Finals, tbh. They would be a refreshing team to see in the West. It would be something new for a Finals matchup for the Heatles. Kicking OKC's ass in the finals won't nearly be as much fun as it was in 2012.

[kobe4life]

Yes, you're a chink..no need to hide it, tbh..I can tell the yellow off your shitty posts..

Actually I'm not you dumb bitch. Also who puts an avatar of their favorite player as a kid that is pretty gay something you would know about since you are a faggot. You don't see me with pictures of Kobe on my avatar when he was a kid since that is straight up gay.

[djohn2oo8]

Yeah, Terrence Jones manned up tonight. He needs to play like that every game.

[Killakobe81]

Good game. Best the Rockets have looked on O that I've seen. Wade and Beasley played great. Bosh was mediocre. Lebron had too many points last night.

I know Heat don't give a shit about Rox but this was a bigger game don't get why they did not send a message. Wade sat out Bobcats for dis one ...60 was cool but a facial on Dwight would a been cooler.

[Kool Bob Love]

:lol Fun game. I hope Houston makes the Finals, tbh. They would be a refreshing team to see in the West. It would be something new for a Finals matchup for the Heatles. Kicking OKC's ass in the finals won't nearly be as much fun as it was in 2012.

At home?

[djohn2oo8]

I know Heat don't give a shit about Rox but this was a bigger game don't get why they did not send a message. Wade sat out Bobcats for did one ...

Rockets starters played better. The bench gave back the lead multiple times.

[jimbo]

Bosh flat out sucked. He got bullied by every big on the Rockets other than D-Mo. Birdman played better than him.

Dwight played great and defended Lebron on that last shot pretty well. He gets the game ball.

Asik looked pretty bad. Really really sluggish. If he was more active he could have straight killed the Heat though. :lol they were bracketing him at times

[Pelicans78]

Yeah, Terrence Jones manned up tonight. He needs to play like that every game.

He has all the talent in the world, but consistency in college was a reason he dropped out of the top 10. Still, he's having a good overall season. Has many tools as well to be a very good player in this league. But needs to be consistent. Still a great pick by Morey. There's no one above him from 10th till where he was drafted is better. He should have been 10th to the Pelicans after Drummond was selected by the Pistons. After TJONES , I would take Lamb who Morey drafted :lol

[Killakobe81]

Rockets starters played better. The bench gave back the lead multiple times.
True. But come on that was not thee same Lebron ...

[sook]

I know Heat don't give a shit about Rox but this was a bigger game don't get why they did not send a message. Wade sat out Bobcats for dis one ...60 was cool but a facial on Dwight would a been cooler.

They tried, Lebron was an absolute beast for most of the game. Dwight in the post was the difference otherwise we might as well have rolled over.

[djohn2oo8]

True. But come on that was not thee same Lebron ...

Heat's bench: 47 points

Rockets bench: 15 points




I'd say it was evened out.

[sook]

True. But come on that was not thee same Lebron ...
Yea it was. The dude was getting to the rim at will, the rockets started to clog it later and play better perimeter D. Wade was playing really well and Beasley was hitting shots from all over.

[Pelicans78]

Heat's bench: 47 points

Rockets bench: 15 points




I'd say it was evened out.

Rockets need more from Hamilton in games like this. Same with Lin and Asik, but unfortunately they don't appear to give a crap if they're not getting starters minutes.

[sook]

Heat's bench: 47 points

Rockets bench: 15 points




I'd say it was evened out.
Exactly. We were up 16 before our shit (bench, mostly Lin) came in. Everyone on here knew what would happen.

Lebron had a good game, not sure why people are making excuses.

[Pelicans78]

Exactly. We were up 16 before our shit (bench, mostly Lin) came in. Everyone on here knew what would happen.

Lebron had a good game, not sure why people are making excuses.

Because people don't want to believe that the Rockets are an elite team when the evidence says otherwise.

[GuerillaBlack]

He has all the talent in the world, but consistency in college was a reason he dropped out of the top 10. Still, he's having a good overall season. Has many tools as well to be a very good player in this league. But needs to be consistent. Still a great pick by Morey. There's no one above him from 10th till where he was drafted is better. He should have been 10th to the Pelicans after Drummond was selected by the Pistons. After TJONES , I would take Lamb who Morey drafted :lol
He would have been a top seven pick had he came out a year earlier.

[djohn2oo8]

Rockets need more from Hamilton in games like this. Same with Lin and Asik, but unfortunately they don't appear to give a crap if they're not getting starters minutes.
Asik appears to be still trying to work himself into shape. Lin is just a mental midget who is a huge negative to the team. Cassipi and Garcia barely give anything at all.

[sook]

Because people don't want to believe that the Rockets are an elite team when the evidence says otherwise.

Well the rockets may be an elite team, but their inconsistencies earlier this season ( new team/ system) takes time for people getting used to. People know how good they are, they just want to make sure they can keep it up, something the rox are proving now.

[Pelicans78]

He would have been a top seven pick had he came out a year earlier.

That's true, but it helped his overall game by staying and winning a championship even though he was damn close to leading the previous year's team to a championship. They lost to Kemba's UCONN by one point in the Final Four. If UK wins that game, they beat Butler in the Finals.

[Roxsfan]

Stop making excuses. LeBron should have been the only one tired, yet the rest of the team played like shit.

you never fail to impress with your sig pics brah!!!!!!

Great win for the Rox.

[Thread]

Great win for the Rox.

Yep, can't deny it. It's not as important than had you lost, but, it's worthy of citation. You didn't lose.

[Rogue]

this is one of the few times when I feel genuinely glad after a Lockets' win, tbh.

[kobe4life]

Great Satan got exposed in this game. When facing an elite team the Great Satan can't even crack 30 points.

[spurraider21]

^how did he do in game 7 against Indiana, or game 7 against San Antonio?

[kobe4life]

^how did he do in game 7 against Indiana, or game 7 against San Antonio?

I recall the bitch not showing up in game 6 for Miami in the crunch time. Your spurs choked harder than Great Satan in that game that people forget he was sucking in that game when the shit hit the fan. This guy got nervous when he attempted the first 3 against the spurs that it was a hard brick lucky for him the fag Bosh got the rebound. Bosh and Ray saved his ass. Personally I don't care about game 7 your spurs managed to choke that game away also with Duncan missing that point blank lay up. Great Satan should have lost that series but your team choked even harder. That is the problem with you spur fans you worship this loser only because it makes it easier for you to be in denial that he's overrated to cover up your team's massive choke jobs in game 6 and 7.

[spurraider21]

I recall the bitch not showing up in game 6 for Miami in the crunch time. Your spurs choked harder than Great Satan in that game that people forget he was sucking in that game when the shit hit the fan. This guy got nervous when he attempted the first 3 against the spurs that it was a hard brick lucky for him the fag Bosh got the rebound. Bosh and Ray saved his ass. Personally I don't care about game 7 your spurs managed to choke that game away also with Duncan missing that point blank lay up. Great Satan should have lost that series but your team choked even harder. That is the problem with you spur fans you worship this loser only because it makes it easier for you to be in denial that he's overrated to cover up your team's massive choke jobs in game 6 and 7.
did not read.

answer my question

[kobe4life]

did not read.

answer my question

You are profoundly stupid since you did read my statement considering you just said I didn't answer your question.

[spurraider21]

You are profoundly stupid since you did read my statement considering you just said I didn't answer your question.
i asked what you thought of LeBron's game 7's against Indiana and San Antonio, and instead you talked about how the spurs choked in game 6 (completely irrelevant) or how they choked game 7 (the spurs performance is irrelevant to my question).

answer my question

[jimbo]

^how did he do in game 7 against Indiana, or game 7 against San Antonio?

:rolleyes Even responding to him.

[spurraider21]

:rolleyes Even responding to him.
i know. just bored

[The_Coyote]

:lol Fun game. I hope Houston makes the Finals, tbh. They would be a refreshing team to see in the West. It would be something new for a Finals matchup for the Heatles. Kicking OKC's ass in the finals won't nearly be as much fun as it was in 2012.

Gotta get past Indy first.

[Rogue]

i asked what you thought of LeBron's game 7's against Indiana and San Antonio, and instead you talked about how the spurs choked in game 6 (completely irrelevant) or how they choked game 7 (the spurs performance is irrelevant to my question).

answer my question

Your Asian head is too small/simple to help you understand such a thoughtful and enlightening post made by my nigga kobe4life tbh. It might be true that the Great Satan performed good against Indiana, but that wasn't when shit mattered the MOST imho. He did good again in game 7 vs. San Antonio because the Spurs were already dead in heart to a considerable extent after 6. Game 6 was the battle of Yamazaki for the 13' series and the Great Satan almost lost it due to his choking instinct, but sadly the Spurs choked even harder somehow.

Game 6 was when shit really mattered, where the Great Satan choked bad yet luckily got his ass saved by Bosh and Allen.

[Rogue]

2011 finals 4th qtr stats comparison: the German Allah vs. the Great Satan

http://mavsmag.com/redirk/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/258027_522846740410_162900200_30684324_6201276_o-500x373.jpg

http://mavsmag.com/redirk/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/photo-1-500x373.jpg

[spurraider21]

Rogue, you have gone from bad shtick to bad shtick. Just speak your mind

[Rogue]

Koballah is a shtick I agree and I just picked this shtick in order to join force with my nigga kobe4life, while the love for Goddess ain't no shtick tbh.

[djohn2oo8]

BSPN still talking about how "tired" LeBron was. I thought every team played back-to-backs :lol

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

BSPN still talking about how "tired" LeBron was. I thought every team played back-to-backs :lol

The dude cares way too much about his self image. He'd rather sit on the bench and be "tired" cause he's playing bad than help them win a game they'll probably need to get home court. What a joke.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

The only way Houston beats SA in the playoffs is if they can get consistency from Lin.

[Suspect]

The only way Houston beats SA in the playoffs is if they make it to the 2nd round

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:lol what's sad is my original post is more likely to happen

[sook]

The only way Houston beats SA in the playoffs is if they can get consistency from Lin.

I was actually going to start a thread to discuss this, you are absolutely correct. Most rocket fans are starting to realize this, and the scary part is that it doesn't extend to the spurs...to have ANY sort of success in the playoffs Lin has play like a decent NBA player. The guy has been so bad that everytime he comes into the game he is a liabaility and thus our entire bench suffers.