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ElNono
03-04-2014, 07:09 PM
Dear Cleveland, All Of Northeast Ohio and Cleveland Cavaliers Supporters Wherever You May Be Tonight;

As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted this evening, is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier.

This was announced with a several day, narcissistic, self-promotional build-up culminating with a national TV special of his "decision" unlike anything ever "witnessed" in the history of sports and probably the history of entertainment.

Clearly, this is bitterly disappointing to all of us.

The good news is that the ownership team and the rest of the hard-working, loyal, and driven staff over here at your hometown Cavaliers have not betrayed you nor NEVER will betray you.

There is so much more to tell you about the events of the recent past and our more than exciting future. Over the next several days and weeks, we will be communicating much of that to you.

You simply don't deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal.

You have given so much and deserve so much more.

In the meantime, I want to make one statement to you tonight:

"I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER ‘KING’ WINS ONE"

You can take it to the bank.

If you thought we were motivated before tonight to bring the hardware to Cleveland, I can tell you that this shameful display of selfishness and betrayal by one of our very own has shifted our "motivation" to previously unknown and previously never experienced levels.

Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there.

Sorry, but that's simply not how it works.

This shocking act of disloyalty from our home grown "chosen one" sends the exact opposite lesson of what we would want our children to learn. And "who" we would want them to grow-up to become.

But the good news is that this heartless and callous action can only serve as the antidote to the so-called "curse" on Cleveland, Ohio.

The self-declared former "King" will be taking the "curse" with him down south. And until he does "right" by Cleveland and Ohio, James (and the town where he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma.

Just watch.

Sleep well, Cleveland.

Tomorrow is a new and much brighter day....

I PROMISE you that our energy, focus, capital, knowledge and experience will be directed at one thing and one thing only:

DELIVERING YOU the championship you have long deserved and is long overdue....

http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/media/cavaliers/dan_signature.gif

Dan Gilbert
Majority Owner
Cleveland Cavaliers

ElNono
03-04-2014, 07:15 PM
slow start per par

ElNono
03-04-2014, 07:19 PM
:lol Pop yanking Enrique early

Robz4000
03-04-2014, 07:19 PM
Enrique out, MVPatty in, Spurs score 4 points in eight seconds.

ElNono
03-04-2014, 07:26 PM
Splitter soft as fuck again... smh

jeebus
03-04-2014, 07:30 PM
Fuck you Pop

ElNono
03-04-2014, 07:31 PM
wtf beli

jeebus
03-04-2014, 07:32 PM
how is fathony bennett not in the d league?

jeebus
03-04-2014, 07:36 PM
Ayres :lol

:lol Penderfaggot

ElNono
03-04-2014, 07:37 PM
awful basketball...

Robz4000
03-04-2014, 07:38 PM
I smell a blowout unfortunately. Lot of the same issues that the team has faced since day one still persisting, most notably Errors and Enrique's terrible play.

jeebus
03-04-2014, 07:40 PM
Can't do much on the floor when it's 4 on 5. Fucking faggot black hole Errors.

ElNono
03-04-2014, 07:41 PM
:lol Ayres

timtonymanu
03-04-2014, 07:44 PM
:lol Pop
:lol playing this scrub Errors

Robz4000
03-04-2014, 07:44 PM
Diaw the only one who can score consistently.

Robz4000
03-04-2014, 07:45 PM
Mills!

ElNono
03-04-2014, 07:45 PM
live by the 3...

Robz4000
03-04-2014, 07:45 PM
Team finally waking up!

Robz4000
03-04-2014, 07:50 PM
Splitter has been garbage as of late tbh.

jeebus
03-04-2014, 07:51 PM
Spurs need to build a solid lead before
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koJlIGDImiU comes back in.

Robz4000
03-04-2014, 07:52 PM
Party Thrills time

ElNono
03-04-2014, 07:53 PM
Patty taking over...

ElNono
03-04-2014, 07:53 PM
Patty too hot, time to bring back Enrique...

jeebus
03-04-2014, 07:53 PM
Patty taking over...
:pop: Tony, he's gonna take your job. You need to do something. :pop:

Robz4000
03-04-2014, 07:56 PM
Kawhi!

Bill_Brasky
03-04-2014, 07:56 PM
God damn Kawhi

Robz4000
03-04-2014, 07:57 PM
Here comes Enrique...

Robz4000
03-04-2014, 07:58 PM
God damn Splitter, stop being such a bitch...

ElNono
03-04-2014, 07:59 PM
Tiago shitting the bed... Enrique looks like he has concrete shoes...

Robz4000
03-04-2014, 08:01 PM
Verde

ElNono
03-04-2014, 08:04 PM
Gino time

jeebus
03-04-2014, 08:04 PM
http://espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=mfgnn3m

benefactor
03-04-2014, 08:07 PM
+20 in the second. Nice response.

ElNono
03-04-2014, 08:07 PM
well, took over that 2nd quarter

Clipper Nation
03-04-2014, 08:07 PM
http://espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=mfgnn3m

This trade's better, tbh:

http://espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=n2tyypb

Double-Up
03-04-2014, 08:08 PM
You made a thread about this game? You negros better win...:lol

Robz4000
03-04-2014, 08:08 PM
http://espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=mfgnn3m

Fuck, tough decision...

HemisfairArena
03-04-2014, 08:10 PM
Duncan moving on up the All Time lists. He's about to pass Wes Unseld for 11th place for All Time rebounds only needing 3 more.

jeebus
03-04-2014, 08:13 PM
This trade's better, tbh:

http://espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=n2tyypb

http://espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=k2kpqkb

ElNono
03-04-2014, 08:29 PM
Enrique goods galore

jeebus
03-04-2014, 08:34 PM
Can't wait til Errors comes in. I just can't wait :cry

TDMVPDPOY
03-04-2014, 08:36 PM
why the sperms gettin pushed in by the cavs? lmao enrique

ElNono
03-04-2014, 08:36 PM
Kawhi taking over... blocks, 3 pointers, jumping over cars, banging some groupie on the sidelines... he's just doing it all...

jeebus
03-04-2014, 08:44 PM
good foul you fucking hero

Robz4000
03-04-2014, 08:45 PM
:lol that call

Robz4000
03-04-2014, 08:46 PM
Mills doing it all

jeebus
03-04-2014, 08:47 PM
my n!gger Patty

benefactor
03-04-2014, 08:47 PM
Patty nigggaaaa

TDMVPDPOY
03-04-2014, 08:47 PM
patty millls taking a shit on............enrique

ElNono
03-04-2014, 08:48 PM
patty thrills is the truth

jeebus
03-04-2014, 08:51 PM
aaaaaaaaaand this one is just about over

ElNono
03-04-2014, 08:55 PM
solid win after a shitty start, tbh

Bill_Brasky
03-04-2014, 08:57 PM
Every single game Kawhi gets a steal and breakaway. Every single game. Sometimes twice.

spurraider21
03-04-2014, 09:00 PM
kiwi putting up fantasy numbers in garbage time :lol

ElNono
03-04-2014, 09:06 PM
kawhi-verde stat padding, tbh

Dex
03-04-2014, 09:07 PM
Austin Daye sighting coming...

jeebus
03-04-2014, 09:07 PM
Austin Daye sighting coming...
that skinny faggot is in street clothes imo.

Dex
03-04-2014, 09:09 PM
that skinny faggot is in street clothes imo.

Ah thats right. Hard to get used to the team being healthy tbh.

jeebus
03-04-2014, 09:11 PM
:lol is he wearing some sort of vest/jacket hybrid?

Robz4000
03-04-2014, 09:13 PM
Green for a career high in points?

jeebus
03-04-2014, 09:15 PM
anyone tried those new monster tacos yet? tbh?

Trainwreck2100
03-04-2014, 10:07 PM
100 points in 3 quarters